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"*may be permissable with googly eyes." *rushes out to buy googly eyes*  | |||
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"*may be permissable with googly eyes." She’s not wrong. | |||
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"I like a dick pic. Always have. Always will. "Dammit... *edit. Everyone apart luna and if there's googly eyes prey. | |||
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"Some men are like caveman on here.... "Here's cock insert pic- you have vag - let's Fuck" The any holes a goal crew that think anyone and everyone will immediately jump on their penis after flashing it to everyone who'll look has put me off men indefinitely." Gentlemen, heathens. Take note. This is what I'm saying. | |||
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"Some men are like caveman on here.... "Here's cock insert pic- you have vag - let's Fuck" The any holes a goal crew that think anyone and everyone will immediately jump on their penis after flashing it to everyone who'll look has put me off men indefinitely. Gentlemen, heathens. Take note. This is what I'm saying." They'll never listen though they think with the wrong head. | |||
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"I like a dick pic. Always have. Always will. "Yes, but which one? | |||
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"Some men are like caveman on here.... "Here's cock insert pic- you have vag - let's Fuck" The any holes a goal crew that think anyone and everyone will immediately jump on their penis after flashing it to everyone who'll look has put me off men indefinitely. Gentlemen, heathens. Take note. This is what I'm saying. They'll never listen though they think with the wrong head. "This is a Shame. But true. | |||
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"Do strap on pics count??? Asking for a friend? " Of course not, get them pics up  | |||
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"Some men are like caveman on here.... "Here's cock insert pic- you have vag - let's Fuck" The any holes a goal crew that think anyone and everyone will immediately jump on their penis after flashing it to everyone who'll look has put me off men indefinitely." You mean you don’t want endless cocks thrust at you? | |||
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"Do strap on pics count??? Asking for a friend? " I also welcome strap on pictures with googly eyes  | |||
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"Do strap on pics count??? Asking for a friend? I also welcome strap on pictures with googly eyes "I seriously need to googly eyes shop. | |||
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"Do strap on pics count??? Asking for a friend? I also welcome strap on pictures with googly eyes "on it!!!! | |||
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"Do strap on pics count??? Asking for a friend? I also welcome strap on pictures with googly eyes
I seriously need to googly eyes shop."I might get my strap on and some googly eyes out after work. I keep saying I need new photos | |||
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"Do strap on pics count??? Asking for a friend? I also welcome strap on pictures with googly eyes
I seriously need to googly eyes shop.
I might get my strap on and some googly eyes out after work.
I keep saying I need new photos "Yes please do I have no googly eyes, I'll keepy strap on in the drawer  | |||
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"Do strap on pics count??? Asking for a friend? I also welcome strap on pictures with googly eyes
I seriously need to googly eyes shop.
I might get my strap on and some googly eyes out after work.
I keep saying I need new photos "I like you already... we can have strap sword fights! | |||
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"So, in essence, this a white knighting thread wrapped up in the parchment paper of wit?" Wrapped in lots of wit, Nero. lots and lots of wit. | |||
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"Great work OP - there haven't been nearly enough man- bashing, white-knighting threads lately "Can't beat them join them | |||
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"Great work OP - there haven't been nearly enough man- bashing, white-knighting threads lately "Well op isn't wrong. I mean yes single men are mostly blocked by couples and some single females.one reason could be As there are alot more single men ratio on here then couples or single fem. | |||
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"POLLING STATION IS OPEN We need a mass action people. The ladies are sick of seeing dicks. Most have filters "not single men" doesn't that tell you something? That at some point, they've had their message filters open. And some of you moonfruits have taken it upon yourself (for whatever reason) to send a picture of your peni. Sometimes with a "FAF?" message. And then. To make it even more hilarious. Your usually the same moonfruits who post topics such as "does anyone meet?" Or "single guys can't get laid" you get the jist. Now mum and dad might have fed you all the bullshit in the world that your a good boy, and your amazing. YOU ARE. All of you. Not just the appendage attached at your waist. So do us all (as a collective community) a favour and stop with the weiner shots. The dick drops. The willy pics. I thank you in advance. P.s. send boobies "Well said. We now delete any messages from men with pictures attached without opening. | |||
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"You mean you don’t want endless cocks thrust at you? " Some women do, apparently*. There’s a greedy girls night advertised near me this week. . (*But only in the right context. Not in the inbox.) | |||
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"Highly likely the guys that send them won't read this in the forums. " I've arranged for a nationwide leaflet drop at 6pm | |||
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"I've arranged for a nationwide leaflet drop at 6pm "^ It’s a trap. He’s leaflet-dropping pictures of his dick. | |||
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"I've arranged for a nationwide leaflet drop at 6pm
^ It’s a trap. He’s leaflet-dropping pictures of his dick."There's always one blabber mouth  | |||
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"So, in essence, this a white knighting thread wrapped up in the parchment paper of wit?" Just what I thought… Nothing like a god old bit of whiteknighting on a Monday morning . **
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"I've arranged for a nationwide leaflet drop at 6pm
^ It’s a trap. He’s leaflet-dropping pictures of his dick."6pm you say? Moonfruits I like that!  | |||
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"Great work OP - there haven't been nearly enough man- bashing, white-knighting threads lately
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Well op isn't wrong. I mean yes single men are mostly blocked by couples and some single females.one reason could be As there are alot more single men ratio on here then couples or single fem."• Which is obvious and already common knowledge on here. The perpetrators won't be looking at these types of threads. On here 'you're' already preaching to the converted. | |||
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"Great work OP - there haven't been nearly enough man- bashing, white-knighting threads lately
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Well op isn't wrong. I mean yes single men are mostly blocked by couples and some single females.one reason could be As there are alot more single men ratio on here then couples or single fem.
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Which is obvious and already common knowledge on here. The perpetrators won't be looking at these types of threads. On here 'you're' already preaching to the converted."No he’s not. Roll up roll up get your cock pics here.  | |||
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"6pm you say?" New thread idea: ‘At 6pm you will receive a lovely dick pic. Ladies, who’s in?’ | |||
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"6pm you say? New thread idea: ‘At 6pm you will receive a lovely dick pic. Ladies, who’s in?’ "Is this still a glossy leaflet drop? | |||
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"Is this still a glossy leaflet drop?" Depends. Do you have a printer and laminator? | |||
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"Is this still a glossy leaflet drop? Depends. Do you have a printer and laminator?" Out, if I've gotta do it myself!  | |||
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"The women are sick Sick of the pic The pic of the dick. You’re taking the mick It don’t make us tick. Down with the dick Down with the cockery Show some respect Stop making a mockery. We want faces and arms Thighs & eyes You need to compete If you want the prize " it. Well written bravo | |||
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"The women are sick Sick of the pic The pic of the dick. You’re taking the mick It don’t make us tick. Down with the dick Down with the cockery Show some respect Stop making a mockery. We want faces and arms Thighs & eyes You need to compete If you want the prize " Hidden talent in poetry there | |||
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"I like tasteful dick pics Just throw a black and white filter on it, jobs done "I like black and white bum pictures….just saying | |||
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"6pm you say? New thread idea: ‘At 6pm you will receive a lovely dick pic. Ladies, who’s in?’ "I’ll trade the dick pic for a heavy spunking video. | |||
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"I’ll trade the dick pic for a heavy spunking video. "Another one? You’re insatiable … | |||
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"As my status says: Guys! Sending dick pics is like the cat bringing in dead mice. I can see you're proud of it but I do not wish to deal with it " | |||
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"Send them all my way. I still have a few rooms left to wallpaper "Use mine in the outside lavvy | |||
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"Send them all my way. I still have a few rooms left to wallpaper "Haha be one hell of a wallpaper | |||
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"Send them all my way. I still have a few rooms left to wallpaper "Do you print them in portrait or landscape, LB??  | |||
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"Send them all my way. I still have a few rooms left to wallpaper
Do you print them in portrait or landscape, LB?? "Depends how big they are. Some I’ve had to print off in A3 | |||
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"Send them all my way. I still have a few rooms left to wallpaper
Do you print them in portrait or landscape, LB??
Depends how big they are. Some I’ve had to print off in A3 "Was that for your Big Harold themed room?!? | |||
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"Send them all my way. I still have a few rooms left to wallpaper
Do you print them in portrait or landscape, LB??
Depends how big they are. Some I’ve had to print off in A3
Was that for your Big Harold themed room?!? "Shush… I’ve not opened that room as yet… it’s epic | |||
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"Send them all my way. I still have a few rooms left to wallpaper
Do you print them in portrait or landscape, LB??
Depends how big they are. Some I’ve had to print off in A3 "You're basically just gonna have a stamp collection with mine then | |||
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"Send them all my way. I still have a few rooms left to wallpaper
Do you print them in portrait or landscape, LB??
Depends how big they are. Some I’ve had to print off in A3
You're basically just gonna have a stamp collection with mine then "I print those ones off on A6 | |||
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"Woah, some of us like the penis pictures!" You where quoted in one of my posts. As an exception. May you be blessed with hot, funny, pretty penises Coyote. | |||
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"I've genuinely had to Google the term "white knighting" I'm coming to the aid of the small minority of decent blokes on here. Who don't send dick pics unsolicited and who don't assume their gods gift. The by product of said endeavour is there should "hopefully" be less dick pics or pic dicks sent and received unwanted. I'm doing this for humanity "Bollocks, your it doing in the hope of getting some
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"I never got sent dick pics when I had my message filters open. "Dick pic on its way Mr | |||
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"POLLING STATION IS OPEN We need a mass action people. The ladies are sick of seeing dicks. Most have filters "not single men" doesn't that tell you something? That at some point, they've had their message filters open. And some of you moonfruits have taken it upon yourself (for whatever reason) to send a picture of your peni. Sometimes with a "FAF?" message. And then. To make it even more hilarious. Your usually the same moonfruits who post topics such as "does anyone meet?" Or "single guys can't get laid" you get the jist. Now mum and dad might have fed you all the bullshit in the world that your a good boy, and your amazing. YOU ARE. All of you. Not just the appendage attached at your waist. So do us all (as a collective community) a favour and stop with the weiner shots. The dick drops. The willy pics. I thank you in advance. P.s. send boobies "And whilst you're at it OP, stop with the abs pics as well, no one wants to see them; we all have abs (albeit, mine are safely hidden behind my middle age spread), so like dick pics, there's absolutely no need for them! | |||
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"As my status says: Guys! Sending dick pics is like the cat bringing in dead mice. I can see you're proud of it but I do not wish to deal with it "
Absolutely awesome!
I mean, I doubt half of the males who send the pic-de-dic actually read your profile, but hitting the nail on the head, right there! | |||
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"Woah, some of us like the penis pictures! You where quoted in one of my posts. As an exception. May you be blessed with hot, funny, pretty penises Coyote." Especially yours, OP | |||
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"I never got sent dick pics when I had my message filters open. "Talk about opening the floodgates … | |||
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"As my status says: Guys! Sending dick pics is like the cat bringing in dead mice. I can see you're proud of it but I do not wish to deal with it
Absolutely awesome!
I mean, I doubt half of the males who send the pic-de-dic actually read your profile, but hitting the nail on the head, right there! "Why did I read that as hitting the head with a nail. Ouch | |||
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"I never got sent dick pics when I had my message filters open.
Talk about opening the floodgates …"All my message filters are firmly in place. I'm not daft! | |||
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"POLLING STATION IS OPEN We need a mass action people. The ladies are sick of seeing dicks. Most have filters "not single men" doesn't that tell you something? That at some point, they've had their message filters open. And some of you moonfruits have taken it upon yourself (for whatever reason) to send a picture of your peni. Sometimes with a "FAF?" message. And then. To make it even more hilarious. Your usually the same moonfruits who post topics such as "does anyone meet?" Or "single guys can't get laid" you get the jist. Now mum and dad might have fed you all the bullshit in the world that your a good boy, and your amazing. YOU ARE. All of you. Not just the appendage attached at your waist. So do us all (as a collective community) a favour and stop with the weiner shots. The dick drops. The willy pics. I thank you in advance. P.s. send boobies
And whilst you're at it OP, stop with the abs pics as well, no one wants to see them; we all have abs (albeit, mine are safely hidden behind my middle age spread), so like dick pics, there's absolutely no need for them!"But it's all I've got | |||
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"All my message filters are firmly in place. I'm not daft! "The temptation to send you a dick pic now is *huge*, not gonna lie. But only because it’d be funny. | |||
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"I've genuinely had to Google the term "white knighting" I'm coming to the aid of the small minority of decent blokes on here. Who don't send dick pics unsolicited and who don't assume their gods gift. The by product of said endeavour is there should "hopefully" be less dick pics or pic dicks sent and received unwanted. I'm doing this for humanity "You might also want to google Virtue Signalling | |||
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"No thanks. It’s a swingers site. I want to see dicks. It’s why I’m on here. More dicks please. " "It's a swingers site" Not a flash your unsolicited cock site. | |||
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"No thanks. It’s a swingers site. I want to see dicks. It’s why I’m on here. More dicks please. "It's a swingers site" Not a flash your unsolicited cock site." This | |||
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"To be honest, I'm sick of all the "I'd love to fuck you" messages. Cool. "Your hubby has a tiny cock, look at the size of mine, I'll fill you up". Well you won't. "I love your pictures". Great, enjoy wanking over them as that's the closest you'll ever get. C xoxo" Haha you sound like us | |||
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"As my status says: Guys! Sending dick pics is like the cat bringing in dead mice. I can see you're proud of it but I do not wish to deal with it
Absolutely awesome!
I mean, I doubt half of the males who send the pic-de-dic actually read your profile, but hitting the nail on the head, right there! " it made me chuckle, and your right, they probably don't read profiles, any holes a goal and all that x | |||
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"No thanks. It’s a swingers site. I want to see dicks. It’s why I’m on here. More dicks please. "It's a swingers site" Not a flash your unsolicited cock site." I still want dicks…. | |||
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"No thanks. It’s a swingers site. I want to see dicks. It’s why I’m on here. More dicks please. "It's a swingers site" Not a flash your unsolicited cock site. This " Not this. More dicks please. | |||
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"POLLING STATION IS OPEN We need a mass action people. The ladies are sick of seeing dicks. Most have filters "not single men" doesn't that tell you something? That at some point, they've had their message filters open. And some of you moonfruits have taken it upon yourself (for whatever reason) to send a picture of your peni. Sometimes with a "FAF?" message. And then. To make it even more hilarious. Your usually the same moonfruits who post topics such as "does anyone meet?" Or "single guys can't get laid" you get the jist. Now mum and dad might have fed you all the bullshit in the world that your a good boy, and your amazing. YOU ARE. All of you. Not just the appendage attached at your waist. So do us all (as a collective community) a favour and stop with the weiner shots. The dick drops. The willy pics. I thank you in advance. P.s. send boobies
And whilst you're at it OP, stop with the abs pics as well, no one wants to see them; we all have abs (albeit, mine are safely hidden behind my middle age spread), so like dick pics, there's absolutely no need for them!
But it's all I've got "No it’s not. You’re tall as well. Remember 99.5% of gals on Fab like a tall fella apparently. Although I dig dick pics AND a shorter man. Remember that guys. I’m basically super easy!! | |||
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"I still want dicks…. " Maybe you’ll get lucky and just saying that will win you an inbox full. | |||
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"I still want dicks…. Maybe you’ll get lucky and just saying that will win you an inbox full. "Hopefully. | |||
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"And is a dick pic profile pic* unsolicited? It does pop up in front of people whether they want to see it or not. . (*DPPP for short.)" I wouldn't say so. Anyone sending one direct is without asking or being asked. I've seen your dick pics on my newsfeed no need to send to my box.  | |||
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