FabSwingers.com forum: Elvis ain't dead

By *esthetic21 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I heard him on the radio

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

He died having a shite dude

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"He died having a shite dude

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prove it

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By *ty31Man
36 weeks ago

NW London

He's working down the chip shop. Obviously

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By *issalignedTV/TS
36 weeks ago

London

He’s just resting his eyes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

He’s hanging out with Jesus

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
36 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"He’s hanging out with Jesus

Nailing it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

I wish it was me you chose.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I wish it was me you chose. "

Elvis?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"I wish it was me you chose.

Elvis? "

Song lyrics

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I wish it was me you chose.

Elvis?

Song lyrics

Suspicious mind

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"I wish it was me you chose.

Elvis?

Song lyrics

Suspicious mind

We can't go on together. Soz

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I wish it was me you chose.

Elvis?

Song lyrics

Suspicious mind

We can't go on together. Soz

I’m going to Heartbreak Hotel then…. Not near the other thread though…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"I wish it was me you chose.

Elvis?

Song lyrics

Suspicious mind

We can't go on together. Soz

I’m going to Heartbreak Hotel then…. Not near the other thread though…

You're the Devil in disguise

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I wish it was me you chose.

Elvis?

Song lyrics

Suspicious mind

We can't go on together. Soz

I’m going to Heartbreak Hotel then…. Not near the other thread though…

You're the Devil in disguise

I think I’m out of Elvis tunes for now. So grab yourself a Jesus banger and let’s hammer all over this land

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"I wish it was me you chose.

Elvis?

Song lyrics

Suspicious mind

We can't go on together. Soz

I’m going to Heartbreak Hotel then…. Not near the other thread though…

You're the Devil in disguise

I think I’m out of Elvis tunes for now. So grab yourself a Jesus banger and let’s hammer all over this land

Every prayer's a powerful weapon

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I wish it was me you chose.

Elvis?

Song lyrics

Suspicious mind

We can't go on together. Soz

I’m going to Heartbreak Hotel then…. Not near the other thread though…

You're the Devil in disguise

I think I’m out of Elvis tunes for now. So grab yourself a Jesus banger and let’s hammer all over this land

Every prayer's a powerful weapon

Thank God. I mean Jesus

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By *iking 777Man
36 weeks ago

wick

Hello not living on the moon with Hitler in a bus ? Sure l read that

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By *rBobbMan
36 weeks ago

Birmingham

"I wish it was me you chose.

Elvis?

Song lyrics

Suspicious mind

We can't go on together. Soz

I’m going to Heartbreak Hotel then…. Not near the other thread though…

You're the Devil in disguise

I think I’m out of Elvis tunes for now. So grab yourself a Jesus banger and let’s hammer all over this land

Every prayer's a powerful weapon

Thank God. I mean Jesus

But that's the wonder of you

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By *ickie76XXXMan
36 weeks ago

dartford

He’s caught in a trap.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"He’s caught in a trap.

Wasn't that your foreskin?!

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By *oadsafun1960Man
36 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

No he was in Hemel last weekend lol

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By *ansoffateMan
36 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

He was spotted on Mars it said so in the Sport.

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By *iverstMan
36 weeks ago

Rossendale

He’s a fraudster. I had a call off him a couple of weeks ago. He said I had won a competition where I could see The Phantom of the Opera on stage in London or a cash equivalent. I had to choose which I wanted and to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.....

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By *ickie76XXXMan
36 weeks ago

dartford

"He’s a fraudster. I had a call off him a couple of weeks ago. He said I had won a competition where I could see The Phantom of the Opera on stage in London or a cash equivalent. I had to choose which I wanted and to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.....

That’s a blinder. Fair play.

I assume you thought it was strange and had a suspicious mind about the call. I had the same call but I was busy. All the things I could have said and done, I just didn’t have the time

. I was in America at the time. It was a cold and grey Chicago morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I heard him on the radio"

Of course he isn’t. He lives in all of us.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Are you sure he’s not In The Ghetto?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Are you sure he’s not In The Ghetto?"

Surely he lives in Hawaii.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Blue Hawaii.

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By *ickie76XXXMan
36 weeks ago

dartford

I can’t stop thinking about this post now.

It’s always on my mind.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex

You’re all assuming Presley

What if OP meant Costello?

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By *iverstMan
36 weeks ago

Rossendale

That’s a blinder. Fair play.

I assume you thought it was strange and had a suspicious mind about the call. I had the same call but I was busy. All the things I could have said and done, I just didn’t have the time

. I was in America at the time. It was a cold and grey Chicago morning.

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By *ickie76XXXMan
36 weeks ago

dartford

"You’re all assuming Presley

What if OP meant Costello?"

Good point to be fair. Clarification required OP please.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

He’s stiffer than my cock on tits out Thriday

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By *ickie76XXXMan
36 weeks ago

dartford

"He’s stiffer than my cock on tits out Thriday "

Is Thriday the time when it’s 11:59 Thursday until 00:01 Friday morning

you’ve actually invented your own day there.

sorry just joking

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"You’re all assuming Presley

What if OP meant Costello?

Good point to be fair. Clarification required OP please.

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well i was referring to the song by scouting for girls called elvis aint dead

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By *he MinionMan
36 weeks ago

Neither is Avril Lavigne.

Or is she ?

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Neither is Avril Lavigne.

Or is she ?"
she was cloned

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By *he MinionMan
36 weeks ago

"Neither is Avril Lavigne.

Or is she ?she was cloned

Aparently so

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
36 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis!

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By *ommy trucker1Man
36 weeks ago

south wales

Was gonna say that myself lol ??

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
36 weeks ago

on the naughty side of the street

There is actually a conspiracy that he did fake his death to get away from his Vegas contract and became an actual preacher who still lives at graceland.

It's a bit wierd he does kinda look like an old elvis

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By *erry bull1Man
36 weeks ago

doncaster

Last I heard he was on the moon riding a horse called shergar

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By *JandCMCouple
36 weeks ago

cardiff

Elvis Costello is very much alive or have you heard different?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex

"Elvis Costello is very much alive or have you heard different?"

That’s what the OP said

“Elvis ain’t dead”

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By *till gameMan
36 weeks ago

Oldham

"Last I heard he was on the moon riding a horse called shergar"

Did he fly there on mh 370

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By *aomilatteCouple
36 weeks ago

Midlands

He's definitely still with us, there's five different one's appearing in Benidorm every night. One said he was Bert from Manchester, but it definitely was Elvis

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By *ife NinjaMan
36 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"He died having a shite dude

You can't disturbe a satisfying shite

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By *ickie76XXXMan
36 weeks ago

dartford

"Elvis Costello is very much alive or have you heard different?

That’s what the OP said

“Elvis ain’t dead”

Exactly. Took a while but thanks for setting up my next line.

In his own words. Costello is “here to stay”

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