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im still mesmerised by size 14 feet!!!!
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"I collect pigs "That's no way to speak about the men pursuing you  | |||
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That's no way to speak about the men pursuing you "I collect their penis | |||
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"A car once ran over my foot and I was completely fine" Which foot? | |||
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"I collect pigs
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"Give me one dull fact about you. Nothing more impressive than 3/10 I've been to the summit of the 3 highest points in England, Scotland and Wales "I've been to the summit of the 4 highest points in England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland. | |||
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"A car once ran over my foot and I was completely fine Which foot?" the right one | |||
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"I have this weird obsession with cleaning inside my ears. I get the ear buds out twice / three times a day. I think I've caused partial hearing loss but I still can't stop "Eh? | |||
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"Give me one dull fact about you. Nothing more impressive than 3/10 I've been to the summit of the 3 highest points in England, Scotland and Wales
I've been to the summit of the 4 highest points in England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland. "Now you're just showing off | |||
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"I have this weird obsession with cleaning inside my ears. I get the ear buds out twice / three times a day. I think I've caused partial hearing loss but I still can't stop "I'm the same! There's been a study looking into why it either makes you feel sick. Or it's pleasurable. Releasing the same endorphins as sex! | |||
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"A car once ran over my foot and I was completely fine Which foot?" The flat one. | |||
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"A car once ran over my foot and I was completely fine Which foot? Which car?" Police car | |||
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"I can drive." You're now number 1 suspect regarding Stephen up there | |||
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"I can drive. You're now number 1 suspect regarding Stephen up there" Don't make me too interesting, Willy. | |||
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"A car once ran over my foot and I was completely fine Which foot? The flat one. " | |||
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"A car once ran over my foot and I was completely fine Which foot? Which car? Police car" My villain origin story. Alexa, play Fuck the police by  with attitude | |||
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"A car once ran over my foot and I was completely fine Which foot? The flat one. "Boooooooooooooooooooooo | |||
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"I can drive. You're now number 1 suspect regarding Stephen up there Don't make me too interesting, Willy." I shouldn't laugh but as he survived, I'd love it if it was you | |||
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"…. I've been to the summit of the 3 highest points in England, Scotland and Wales "And you think that’s dull? | |||
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I'm the same!
There's been a study looking into why it either makes you feel sick. Or it's pleasurable. Releasing the same endorphins as sex!" so you're telling me I like ear sex?! Weirder things have happened - on here and not to me! | |||
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"I have this weird obsession with cleaning inside my ears. I get the ear buds out twice / three times a day. I think I've caused partial hearing loss but I still can't stop
I'm the same!
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so you're telling me I like ear sex?! Weirder things have happened - on here and not to me! " | |||
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"I’ve got size 14 feet " You know what they say about men with big feet...xx | |||
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"I once watched in real time a hour long video of the Kennet and Avon Canal. It was a camera set up on the bow of the longboat so all you could really see was the water. It was because I was going on a canal holiday and was going to be on that that bit of the canal." nothing like good planning | |||
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"A car once ran over my foot and I was completely fine Which foot? Which car? Police car" Police? The flatfoots? | |||
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"I’ve got size 14 feet You know what they say about men with big feet...xx" Forget what they say! Look at his gallery!
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"I have 20 pairs of socks all with the same pattern but in different colours, none of them are my fav pair of socks tho." It's still those slipper socks isn't it? | |||
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"I have 20 pairs of socks all with the same pattern but in different colours, none of them are my fav pair of socks tho." Do you mix them up to be rebellious? | |||
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"I have 20 pairs of socks all with the same pattern but in different colours, none of them are my fav pair of socks tho. It's still those slipper socks isn't it?" My slipper socks aren't even my favourite pair! | |||
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"I have 20 pairs of socks all with the same pattern but in different colours, none of them are my fav pair of socks tho. Do you mix them up to be rebellious? " Never! Thats just chaos! | |||
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"I have 20 pairs of socks all with the same pattern but in different colours, none of them are my fav pair of socks tho. It's still those slipper socks isn't it? My slipper socks aren't even my favourite pair!"  socks? | |||
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"I have this weird obsession with cleaning inside my ears. I get the ear buds out twice / three times a day. I think I've caused partial hearing loss but I still can't stop
I'm the same!
There's been a study looking into why it either makes you feel sick. Or it's pleasurable. Releasing the same endorphins as sex!
so you're telling me I like ear sex?! Weirder things have happened - on here and not to me! "Ear sex | |||
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"I have this weird obsession with cleaning inside my ears. I get the ear buds out twice / three times a day. I think I've caused partial hearing loss but I still can't stop
I'm the same!
There's been a study looking into why it either makes you feel sick. Or it's pleasurable. Releasing the same endorphins as sex!
so you're telling me I like ear sex?! Weirder things have happened - on here and not to me!
Ear sex "Aural sex | |||
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"I have this weird obsession with cleaning inside my ears. I get the ear buds out twice / three times a day. I think I've caused partial hearing loss but I still can't stop
I'm the same!
There's been a study looking into why it either makes you feel sick. Or it's pleasurable. Releasing the same endorphins as sex!
so you're telling me I like ear sex?! Weirder things have happened - on here and not to me!
Ear sex
Aural sex" I definitely mis-read that first time round | |||
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"I have 20 pairs of socks all with the same pattern but in different colours, none of them are my fav pair of socks tho. It's still those slipper socks isn't it? My slipper socks aren't even my favourite pair! socks?"They are rainbow ones but not my over the knee ones, I have way too many pairs of socks!  | |||
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"I have 20 pairs of socks all with the same pattern but in different colours, none of them are my fav pair of socks tho. It's still those slipper socks isn't it? My slipper socks aren't even my favourite pair! socks?
They are rainbow ones but not my over the knee ones, I have way too many pairs of socks! "Not that interested to be honest | |||
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"I’ve got size 14 feet You know what they say about men with big feet...xx" Big shoes. | |||
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"I have 20 pairs of socks all with the same pattern but in different colours, none of them are my fav pair of socks tho. It's still those slipper socks isn't it? My slipper socks aren't even my favourite pair! socks?
They are rainbow ones but not my over the knee ones, I have way too many pairs of socks!
Not that interested to be honest "So did I achieve at least a 3/10?? | |||
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"My pet hamster had a stroke when I was 7." I hope you alerted the authorities. | |||
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"I can fold a napkin into a fan. J" Napkins are quite flimsy though. I can't imagine them being very useful | |||
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"I can fold a napkin into a fan. J" Only Napkins. | |||
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"I can fold a napkin into a fan. J Only Napkins." Plays up front for Villa? | |||
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"I can fold a napkin into a fan. J Only Napkins. Plays up front for Villa?" Jesus, Pete  | |||
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"I can fold a napkin into a fan. J Only Napkins. Plays up front for Villa? Jesus, Pete " | |||
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"I can tie my own shoe laces" I did consider that as my dull fact | |||
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"My pet hamster had a stroke when I was 7. I hope you alerted the authorities." He paid for his crimes. They put him down  | |||
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"I can fold a napkin into a fan. J Napkins are quite flimsy though. I can't imagine them being very useful " To look suitably old-school fancy on a restaurant table. Not to actually use as a fan. That would be stupid Willy. Also, it was you wanting the dull facts. A decent napkin folding would've been at least a 4/10 fact.
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"I can fold a napkin into a fan. J Only Napkins. Plays up front for Villa? Jesus, Pete " | |||
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"My pet hamster had a stroke when I was 7. I hope you alerted the authorities. He paid for his crimes. They put him down " | |||
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"I once watched in real time a hour long video of the Kennet and Avon Canal. It was a camera set up on the bow of the longboat so all you could really see was the water. It was because I was going on a canal holiday and was going to be on that that bit of the canal. nothing like good planning "I was put in charge of navigation. We didn't get lost. | |||
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"We both enjoy knitting "Welcome to the club  | |||
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"I’m growing chillies " You want to be careful handling that thing then | |||
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"I walked up Table Mountain supplied with one beer and half a bottle of cheap red wine. " • I don't believe you. | |||
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"I dry towels partly in the tumble dryer then partly by hanging up to save on electricity. Mrs TMN x" I use a flannel to remove all the excess water, then finish drying with a towel. Rinse the flannel out, wring out, then hang to dry. Flannels dry a lot quicker than towels. You're welcome x | |||
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"I’ve got size 14 feet You know what they say about men with big feet...xx "Big socks | |||
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"I walked up Table Mountain supplied with one beer and half a bottle of cheap red wine. • I don't believe you." Hehehe, iiiiit's... TRUE! Or is it that you don't believe the wine was cheap?  | |||
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"I walked up Table Mountain supplied with one beer and half a bottle of cheap red wine. • I don't believe you. Hehehe, iiiiit's... TRUE! Or is it that you don't believe the wine was cheap? "· The latter. Pinotage was never that cheap!  | |||
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"I walked up Table Mountain supplied with one beer and half a bottle of cheap red wine. • I don't believe you. Hehehe, iiiiit's... TRUE! Or is it that you don't believe the wine was cheap?
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The latter. Pinotage was never that cheap! "This was Cape Town in the 80s - we were students - it was a brand of wine called Tassenberg. Basically oddbins from the wine estates; sometimes it was paint stripper, sometimes it was gorgeous - but was cheap! | |||
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Actually it was just the winter edition - not sure why someone calls it the year… "Because it takes Boxes about a year to complete | |||
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"I always wash my rice before cooking it " Dull fact - I can make perfect rice. Without rinsing it. | |||
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"I once sang in the Liverpool Philharmonic Hall to a large audience. • Do you have this recorded on an old phonograph, Grånny? Or perhaps even a 78rpm gramophone?" Edison's phonograph cylinder...... | |||
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"Give me one dull fact about you. Nothing more impressive than 3/10 I've been to the summit of the 3 highest points in England, Scotland and Wales "I'm laying on my sofa. Right now. | |||
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"I have a folding bike I’ve been meaning to sell for the best part of a year. It’s still there. Anyone want it?" You have ² bikes?! Show off. I can't BELIEVE the proletariat these days  | |||
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"I have a folding bike I’ve been meaning to sell for the best part of a year. It’s still there. Anyone want it? You have ² bikes?! Show off. I can't BELIEVE the proletariat these days "Precariat the socioeconomic theory has been revised. Marxism 2.0 | |||
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Precariat the socioeconomic theory has been revised. Marxism 2.0"Red or blue pill? | |||
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Precariat the socioeconomic theory has been revised. Marxism 2.0
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Red or blue pill? "I can't remember which one does what now. Give me the one that makes me want to dance on top of a speaker shirtless and shake glowsticks around like I'm fighting Darth Vader. | |||
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I can't remember which one does what now. Give me the one that makes me want to dance on top of a speaker shirtless and shake glowsticks around like I'm fighting Darth Vader. "That’s the rainbow pill | |||
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I can't remember which one does what now. Give me the one that makes me want to dance on top of a speaker shirtless and shake glowsticks around like I'm fighting Darth Vader.
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"A car once ran over my foot and I was completely fine" I once ran over my mum's foot and she was completely fine. | |||
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"A car once ran over my foot and I was completely fine I once ran over my mum's foot and she was completely fine. "My stepfather once ran over my foot (in Spain, we were) and I got told off for swearing! | |||
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"A car once ran over my foot and I was completely fine I once ran over my mum's foot and she was completely fine.
My stepfather once ran over my foot (in Spain, we were) and I got told off for swearing! "My teacher ran over my foot I was completely fine, but when I told her the next day she had, she said are you sure I didn't feel anything! | |||
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