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"*immediately puts jam sandwich down" Unless your jam sarnie smells like very old rotten meat... You'll be grand!  | |||
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"I am a manual worker this time of year I get pretty sweaty, not BO stinky just sweaty and dirty from my job. I always take a spare t-shirt in the summer and change around midday ish regular spray with deodorant and body spray. But sometimes it is what it is, just manly sweat from hard work, unfortunately I have to interact with people who don't understand why people get sweaty at work and they turn up their noses. Our uniform policy is no shorts and heavy work trousers and t-shirts dark blue a recipe for overheating. "My cock always smells lemony fresh tho | |||
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"Probably one of my less finer moments in life was having to go to my GP surgery to have an impacted tampon removed... The smell after the nurse pulled it out was horrific! "Like a fine wine!  | |||
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"It’s usually someone else who says what’s that smell and I reply, that would be me then. Was in the chippy one night and the woman serving said Jesus you smell, go and stand outside, I’ll call you when it’s ready "Farmer? | |||
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"Probably one of my less finer moments in life was having to go to my GP surgery to have an impacted tampon removed... The smell after the nurse pulled it out was horrific!
Like a fine wine! "I'm a riot at classy parties with my witty repertoire  | |||
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"It's a niche smell but .... Stretched ears. When you catch a whiff of your own. Regardless of how clean you are "Have you tried the stretching cream. Has a nice smell. | |||
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"Probably one of my less finer moments in life was having to go to my GP surgery to have an impacted tampon removed... The smell after the nurse pulled it out was horrific!
Like a fine wine! "A fragrant bucket... | |||
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). " Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? | |||
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? " That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other??? | |||
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). " Nope, that's just you. | |||
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). Nope, that's just you. "
Then it was a me I hope I never meet again.
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other??? " I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots  | |||
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"Beckton Tesco in mid summer when the sewage works next door is at its worst…. "I used to live in Thamesmead right on the Thames bank, we'd get a double whammy in the summer depending on the way the wind was blowing either from Beckton or Crossness 
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other??? I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots "You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear. | |||
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other??? I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear."Ahhhhh...I get it now .
No - the flies and the maggots have lived in my asshole ever since I was 3 anyway. Abandoned by my parents to the wolves and all that.
If I'd let the wolves do that "bum-licky" thing I probably wouldn't have had any.
But it just felt a bit ghey.
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Ever had that moment? "Yup. I was supposed to have a long soak tonight and did not. Now I am gonna stink on my birthday C | |||
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other??? I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear."That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme | |||
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other??? I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear.
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme "Do you ever have moments where you just wish you hadn't clicked on a thread?!? | |||
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other??? I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear.
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme
Do you ever have moments where you just wish you hadn't clicked on a thread?!? "Rarely | |||
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other??? I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear.
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme
Do you ever have moments where you just wish you hadn't clicked on a thread?!?
Rarely "This was deffo one of my rare moments! | |||
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other??? I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear.
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme
Do you ever have moments where you just wish you hadn't clicked on a thread?!?
Rarely
This was deffo one of my rare moments! "You're welcome | |||
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). " I was going to get the snip, but this has put me right off, lol | |||
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other??? I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear.
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme
Do you ever have moments where you just wish you hadn't clicked on a thread?!?
Rarely
This was deffo one of my rare moments!
You're welcome "
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other??? I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear.
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme
Do you ever have moments where you just wish you hadn't clicked on a thread?!?
Rarely
This was deffo one of my rare moments!
You're welcome
Next time I'm swatting a fly I'll think of you! "Infamy is better than obscurity. (Ancient proverb) | |||
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something. And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other??? I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear.
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme
Do you ever have moments where you just wish you hadn't clicked on a thread?!?
Rarely
This was deffo one of my rare moments!
You're welcome
Next time I'm swatting a fly I'll think of you!
Infamy is better than obscurity.
(Ancient proverb)"Really?? I thought it was from Carry On Cleo! | |||
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" Infamy is better than obscurity. (Ancient proverb)" Infamy, infamy, they've all got in in for me (Carry on Cleo) | |||
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" Infamy is better than obscurity. (Ancient proverb) Really?? I thought it was from Carry On Cleo! "Sorry, I was too slow typing! | |||
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Next time I'm swatting a fly I'll think of you!
Infamy is better than obscurity.
(Ancient proverb)
Really?? I thought it was from Carry On Cleo! "Infamy, infamy IS from Carry On Cleo but the quote I included, quite by accident, can actually be attributed to a Very Unpleasant Person. I didn't know | |||
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