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"Dear gentlefolk and forum dwellers, I sêêk an Audrey Hepburn lookalike. I am not gutless and asking for a friend; I'm asking for me. ~·enquire within·~" Ain’t we’ll all , she was lovey lol | |||
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"I can't help you but my goodness she was gorgeous wasn't she! " • I could console myself with you as the consolation prize.  | |||
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"I can't help you but my goodness she was gorgeous wasn't she! • I could console myself with you as the consolation prize. "My aim throughout life has been to be someone's consolation prize  | |||
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"I could not be more out." You appear to be going more for Marilyn Monroe in that white dress. | |||
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"Dear gentlefolk and forum dwellers, I sêêk an Audrey Hepburn lookalike. I am not gutless and asking for a friend; I'm asking for me. ~·enquire within·~" I can put on a wig and talk likes Eliza Doolittle Eeeearrrrrr ooooowwwwwww | |||
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"Dear gentlefolk and forum dwellers, I sêêk an Audrey Hepburn lookalike. I am not gutless and asking for a friend; I'm asking for me. ~·enquire within·~ Ain’t we’ll all , she was lovey lol" • She was lovely, my dear squire.  | |||
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"I could not be more out." • You're still getting bonked one day, Råven. | |||
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"Dear gentlefolk and forum dwellers, I sêêk an Audrey Hepburn lookalike. I am not gutless and asking for a friend; I'm asking for me. ~·enquire within·~" ,,, good choice she was a stunner  | |||
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"I could not be more out. • You're still getting bonked one day, Råven." You old romantic you | |||
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"Do you mean you want a pile of dust?" · No, just a lookalike. It's not her turn to be in an Urn. Yet. | |||
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"Sorry, My darling Nero. Even for you I’m not going back to my natural brunette…. Else I would be a dead ringer for her "• I don't think Audrey had big breasts though, Místy.  | |||
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"I can't help you but my goodness she was gorgeous wasn't she! • I could console myself with you as the consolation prize.
My aim throughout life has been to be someone's consolation prize "Oooft! The heady heights of second best!
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"I can't help you but my goodness she was gorgeous wasn't she! • I could console myself with you as the consolation prize.
My aim throughout life has been to be someone's consolation prize
Oooft! The heady heights of second best!
J"• You're ³rd on my lust-list, Jülië. You lucky devil  you! | |||
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I'm far too tall. | |||
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"You're ³rd on my lust-list, Jülië. You lucky devil you! "3rd! Gosh, it's dizzying being so high up the list.
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"I could not be more out." I'm out-er than you!! Though, I do have Dutch roots. Otherwise, I'm about as non-Audrey as it's possible to be! | |||
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"Dear gentlefolk and forum dwellers, I sêêk an Audrey Hepburn lookalike. I am not gutless and asking for a friend; I'm asking for me. ~·enquire within·~ I can put on a wig and talk likes Eliza Doolittle Eeeearrrrrr ooooowwwwwww" • You would be ½ way there to what I'm looking for.  | |||
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"Oh dear. I'm afraid I can't be of assistance on this one.
I'm far too tall. "You’re still closer to Audrey-esque than I am | |||
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"Oh dear. I'm afraid I can't be of assistance on this one.
I'm far too tall.
You’re still closer to Audrey-esque than I am "Oh, no tits? Yeah... | |||
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"Sorry, My darling Nero. Even for you I’m not going back to my natural brunette…. Else I would be a dead ringer for her
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I don't think Audrey had big breasts though, Místy. "I have the small boobs, that is sadly where the resemblence ends for me 
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"I had a girlfriend with a similar natural beauty. If one looks at the famous Breakfast at Tiffany's pic, with the cigarette holder, the facial resemblance is astonishing. Her hair was more Emmanuelle Beart in Manon des Sources. As pretty and svelte as she was, with a few scars from the various scraps in her youth, which she carried with pride, and with minimal preparatory effort e.g. rolling herself a 'cigarette' and lighting it from her corpy fire, whilst ironing her hair on a tea towel. She would be out on the town, with free drinks flowing, wherever we ventured. Sausage butties and strongly brewed tea were the order of the day. Crass language and a cutting tongue that drove right to the heart of the matter, and if that wasn't enough to send someone cowering back behind the rock from whence they came - there was always the feral outbursts of rage, bordering on bloodlust. Even Police intervention would not calm that storm. I could probably introduce you, if you so wish - although I would suggest meeting in a populated public setting." · Thank you so much for this beautiful anecdote.  | |||
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"Sorry, My darling Nero. Even for you I’m not going back to my natural brunette…. Else I would be a dead ringer for her
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I don't think Audrey had big breasts though, Místy.
I have the small boobs, that is sadly where the resemblence ends for me
Good luck in your quest Nero! "• Nonsense Daizy! You are a worthy candidate (candy date). | |||
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"I had a girlfriend with a similar natural beauty. If one looks at the famous Breakfast at Tiffany's pic, with the cigarette holder, the facial resemblance is astonishing. Her hair was more Emmanuelle Beart in Manon des Sources. As pretty and svelte as she was, with a few scars from the various scraps in her youth, which she carried with pride, and with minimal preparatory effort e.g. rolling herself a 'cigarette' and lighting it from her corpy fire, whilst ironing her hair on a tea towel. She would be out on the town, with free drinks flowing, wherever we ventured. Sausage butties and strongly brewed tea were the order of the day. Crass language and a cutting tongue that drove right to the heart of the matter, and if that wasn't enough to send someone cowering back behind the rock from whence they came - there was always the feral outbursts of rage, bordering on bloodlust. Even Police intervention would not calm that storm. I could probably introduce you, if you so wish - although I would suggest meeting in a populated public setting. · Thank you so much for this beautiful anecdote. "You are most welcome, my pleasure. | |||
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"Just perching here waiting for the nominations to roll in. Nero, happy to help with the sifting of applications, if you need it. I've also got a situation vacant." • I'm going to be inundated with the outdated 'undatables'.   | |||
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"Just perching here waiting for the nominations to roll in. Nero, happy to help with the sifting of applications, if you need it. I've also got a situation vacant. • I'm going to be inundated with the outdated 'undatables'. "was your request just not a shout out for a 'fill my inbox' request | |||
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"A stunner for sure, resembles someone I know... · Mine would've been Brigitte Bardot back in the day (if she wasn't a rightwing nutcase racist.) The racism wouldn't matter with hypothetical lookalikes would it?" • This is an interesting point. If a woman had designs for a man who looked exactly like Benito Mussolini but he happened to do volunteering work in a hospice, would it make him less appealing (or attractive), despite Mussolini's historical transgressions? | |||
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"This thread brought back happy memories of MsWyld’s self-portraits dressed as Holly Golightly. Thanks Nero, old chum." • The evocation of pleasant memories (and mammaries for that matter) give credence to threads such as these (humbly speaking of course). You're welcome •RTG• | |||
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"Nero if you squint, Nell Gwynn is going to be your best bet" That's really quite some squinting that he'll need to do | |||
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"Nero if you squint, Nell Gwynn is going to be your best bet That's really quite some squirting that he'll need to do "I'm sure he'll manage. | |||
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"While we are here, could I have a Jenny Augutter, please? " In a nun’s habit? | |||
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"A stunner for sure, resembles someone I know... · Mine would've been Brigitte Bardot back in the day (if she wasn't a rightwing nutcase racist.) The racism wouldn't matter with hypothetical lookalikes would it? • This is an interesting point. If a woman had designs for a man who looked exactly like Benito Mussolini but he happened to do volunteering work in a hospice, would it make him less appealing (or attractive), despite Mussolini's historical transgressions?" It's young Stalin who was hot.
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"A stunner for sure, resembles someone I know... · Mine would've been Brigitte Bardot back in the day (if she wasn't a rightwing nutcase racist.) The racism wouldn't matter with hypothetical lookalikes would it? • This is an interesting point. If a woman had designs for a man who looked exactly like Benito Mussolini but he happened to do volunteering work in a hospice, would it make him less appealing (or attractive), despite Mussolini's historical transgressions? It's young Stalin who was hot.
J"Oh yeah, he really was! Worryingly | |||
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"Nero if you squint, Nell Gwynn is going to be your best bet · That's really quite some squinting that he'll need to do "• Unfortunately Gell Nwynn is already taken. I picked her up once and she was light as a feather. | |||
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"A stunner for sure, resembles someone I know... · Mine would've been Brigitte Bardot back in the day (if she wasn't a rightwing nutcase racist.) The racism wouldn't matter with hypothetical lookalikes would it? • This is an interesting point. If a woman had designs for a man who looked exactly like Benito Mussolini but he happened to do volunteering work in a hospice, would it make him less appealing (or attractive), despite Mussolini's historical transgressions? It's young Stalin who was hot.
J"Good grief, he was a handsome chap! Gulag-schmulag. | |||
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"I can't believe we've gone from Hepburn to Stalin, with a slight detour via Agutter." All the women love a "bad boy". Hadn't realised how bad, but sure they'll still pretend it was all down to his exceptional 5-year plans and not just his dashing good looks. | |||
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"While we are here, could I have a Jenny Augutter, please? In a nun’s habit?" I was thinking more in the Logan’s run mini dress? | |||
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"While we are here, could I have a Jenny Augutter, please? In a nun’s habit? · I was thinking more in the Logan’s run mini dress?" • That's an iconic image! | |||
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"While we are here, could I have a Jenny Augutter, please? In a nun’s habit? · I was thinking more in the Logan’s run mini dress? • That's an iconic image! " Indeed
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"While we are here, could I have a Jenny Augutter, please? In a nun’s habit? · I was thinking more in the Logan’s run mini dress? • That's an iconic image! - Indeed
So were there any applicants?"• I'm really glad that you asked this... | |||
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