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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? " My ex husband nothing . | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? " She's already been on fire. She's in a urn somewhere now. | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? She's already been on fire. She's in a urn somewhere now." Cackle. | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? " Water shes lovely and a blanket | |||
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"Can I say petrol? Technically won’t put it out but it would be so much fun " To be fair, the fire would go out eventually, and probably a lot sooner! | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? " some exes yes the former husband.... I wanna say no but then I know my dumb moral conscience will kick in..... Me: Jesus! Help! Jesus: It's fate. It has to happen. Satan: will you both shut up and let me do my job with the eternal fires of hell. God: if the three of you don't quit it! Everyone will be in trouble!! Omg a religious swinger. Always a maverick. | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? some exes yes the former husband.... I wanna say no but then I know my dumb moral conscience will kick in..... Me: Jesus! Help! Jesus: It's fate. It has to happen. Satan: will you both shut up and let me do my job with the eternal fires of hell. God: if the three of you don't quit it! Everyone will be in trouble!! Omg a religious swinger. Always a maverick. " you talking to your inner self? | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? some exes yes the former husband.... I wanna say no but then I know my dumb moral conscience will kick in..... Me: Jesus! Help! Jesus: It's fate. It has to happen. Satan: will you both shut up and let me do my job with the eternal fires of hell. God: if the three of you don't quit it! Everyone will be in trouble!! Omg a religious swinger. Always a maverick. " Just thank you that has made my day | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? " If it's my ex (who is also on this site, not sure if he pops into the forums) why would I put him out, it probably took awhile for me to get it started in the first place | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? " I don't carry those sort of grudges in life. Hate only makes you angry and look a dick. | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? some exes yes the former husband.... I wanna say no but then I know my dumb moral conscience will kick in..... Me: Jesus! Help! Jesus: It's fate. It has to happen. Satan: will you both shut up and let me do my job with the eternal fires of hell. God: if the three of you don't quit it! Everyone will be in trouble!! Omg a religious swinger. Always a maverick. you talking to your inner self? " Always. I've got two inner child toddlers in my brain. a BPD one and an autistic one. Just which one is the demon and which one is the angel. The conscience thing is separate though. Complex brain. Filled with lots of useless stuff. Lol! | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? some exes yes the former husband.... I wanna say no but then I know my dumb moral conscience will kick in..... Me: Jesus! Help! Jesus: It's fate. It has to happen. Satan: will you both shut up and let me do my job with the eternal fires of hell. God: if the three of you don't quit it! Everyone will be in trouble!! Omg a religious swinger. Always a maverick. you talking to your inner self? Always. I've got two inner child toddlers in my brain. a BPD one and an autistic one. Just which one is the demon and which one is the angel. The conscience thing is separate though. Complex brain. Filled with lots of useless stuff. Lol!" Well talk to me instead I'm a psychiatrist | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? " There’s one that the ‘wouldn’t piss on’ phrase is spot on. | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? I don't carry those sort of grudges in life. Hate only makes you angry and look a dick." In my world, self-protection equals looking like a dick. You can forgive someone but that doesn't mean you have the responsibility of saving them from themselves....especially if you know they will set you on fire too...because they are that twisted. Nah let the professionals and the authorities handle them. I don't have capacity to help someone who intentionally sets themselves on fire. | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? some exes yes the former husband.... I wanna say no but then I know my dumb moral conscience will kick in..... Me: Jesus! Help! Jesus: It's fate. It has to happen. Satan: will you both shut up and let me do my job with the eternal fires of hell. God: if the three of you don't quit it! Everyone will be in trouble!! Omg a religious swinger. Always a maverick. you talking to your inner self? Always. I've got two inner child toddlers in my brain. a BPD one and an autistic one. Just which one is the demon and which one is the angel. The conscience thing is separate though. Complex brain. Filled with lots of useless stuff. Lol!Well talk to me instead I'm a psychiatrist " Yeah we don't like psychiatrists. Lol! Sorry. | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? If it's my ex (who is also on this site, not sure if he pops into the forums) why would I put him out, it probably took awhile for me to get it started in the first place " | |||
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"Is it too kinky to pee on them" Just don't get your willy burnt in the process....Metaphorically and realistically. Lol! | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? some exes yes the former husband.... I wanna say no but then I know my dumb moral conscience will kick in..... Me: Jesus! Help! Jesus: It's fate. It has to happen. Satan: will you both shut up and let me do my job with the eternal fires of hell. God: if the three of you don't quit it! Everyone will be in trouble!! Omg a religious swinger. Always a maverick. you talking to your inner self? Always. I've got two inner child toddlers in my brain. a BPD one and an autistic one. Just which one is the demon and which one is the angel. The conscience thing is separate though. Complex brain. Filled with lots of useless stuff. Lol!Well talk to me instead I'm a psychiatrist Yeah we don't like psychiatrists. Lol! Sorry. " lie on my bed and let me get to the bottom of this | |||
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"Probably just start roasting marshmallows " ,, now this made me laugh | |||
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"Is it too kinky to pee on them Just don't get your willy burnt in the process....Metaphorically and realistically. Lol!" Big question is why would you even be near them when they went flambé I’d be happy just getting a text | |||
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"Is it too kinky to pee on them Just don't get your willy burnt in the process....Metaphorically and realistically. Lol! Big question is why would you even be near them when they went flambé I’d be happy just getting a text " This, only afterwards | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? " Nothing | |||
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"I’d try but she’d probably tell me to fuck off through the pain. " I’d probably throw some wood on to speed up the burn | |||
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"Is it too kinky to pee on them Just don't get your willy burnt in the process....Metaphorically and realistically. Lol! Big question is why would you even be near them when they went flambé I’d be happy just getting a text This, only afterwards " Yep. ‘Oh dear, that’s a pity’ | |||
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"I’d try but she’d probably tell me to fuck off through the pain. I’d probably throw some wood on to speed up the burn " Of course, only trying to help aren’t we! | |||
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"Is it too kinky to pee on them Just don't get your willy burnt in the process....Metaphorically and realistically. Lol! Big question is why would you even be near them when they went flambé I’d be happy just getting a text This, only afterwards Yep. ‘Oh dear, that’s a pity’" I really wish I'd have known sooner so I could help.. | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? " Petrol.... | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? " First of all I would ask how in the hell did he dig himself out from under the patio | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? If it's my ex (who is also on this site, not sure if he pops into the forums) why would I put him out, it probably took awhile for me to get it started in the first place " | |||
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"Diesal" As in lager, cider and blackcurrant? | |||
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"Diesal As in lager, cider and blackcurrant? Vin" Please don’t throw Groot at your burning ex. | |||
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"Diesal As in lager, cider and blackcurrant? Vin Please don’t throw Groot at your burning ex." I am Groot!! | |||
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"Diesal" Their jeans are good | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? " Water - we're still on excellent terms. | |||
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"Erm... Maybe some accelerant rather than extinguish.... " Napalm works best | |||
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"Diesal As in lager, cider and blackcurrant?" you mean snakebite | |||
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"Is it too kinky to pee on them Just don't get your willy burnt in the process....Metaphorically and realistically. Lol! Big question is why would you even be near them when they went flambé I’d be happy just getting a text This, only afterwards Yep. ‘Oh dear, that’s a pity’ I really wish I'd have known sooner so I could help.. " Classier approach than saying petrol/diesel imo. | |||
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"Nothing " Confetti lol | |||
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"Diesal As in lager, cider and blackcurrant?you mean snakebite" Snakebite doesn’t have the blackcurrant as far as I’m aware. | |||
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"If your ex was on fire.... What would you use to put them out? " A gun. | |||
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"Honestly, after everything that's happened over the last few months, I'd stand and watch him burn." I'm with you on watching em burn! | |||
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"Honestly, after everything that's happened over the last few months, I'd stand and watch him burn. I'm with you on watching em burn!" | |||
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"I’d try but she’d probably tell me to fuck off through the pain. I’d probably throw some wood on to speed up the burn Of course, only trying to help aren’t we! " When someone’s number is up it’s up. Just helping the process along smoothly | |||
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"I'd put them in a vacuum cupboard " Did she suck then ?? | |||
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