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"What happened "The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt. | |||
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"you really are a glutton for punishment arent you - or is that your thing entertaining - can i watch this thread implode too please "I’ll get you some popcorn.  | |||
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"Oh, I'm glad we get to carry this on." Carry On Matron?! | |||
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"What happened "the Vile language coming out of their mouths for starters, it's not lady like. | |||
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The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt."Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. | |||
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"What happened "Us delicate creatures aren't allowed to have potty mouths apparently, it's very unbecoming of us and we should all be ashamed of ourselves and act more like ladies
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"you really are a glutton for punishment arent you - or is that your thing entertaining - can i watch this thread implode too please
I’ll get you some popcorn. "thank you - coming to sit in the corner and watch | |||
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"What happened
The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually."try again | |||
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"Oh, I'm glad we get to carry this on. Carry On Matron?! "Are you not in bed already, KC? Foul-mouthed and up past midnight!? Call yourself a woman?!?! | |||
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Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again "Cockwomble Mr | |||
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The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again "Thundercunt is far better 
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"This is so entertaining "I'm still waiting | |||
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Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again "Erm. Fuckwit? | |||
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"What happened
The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again
Thundercunt is far better
Tinder"we'll get it right eventually. | |||
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"Oh, I'm glad we get to carry this on. Carry On Matron?!
Are you not in bed already, KC? Foul-mouthed and up past midnight!? Call yourself a woman?!?!
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"This is so entertaining I'm still waiting "You've waited 12 years for a date I'm sure you can wait as long for your request Tinder | |||
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"What happened
The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again
Erm. Fuckwit? "Better. I think cuntwaffle is too 'cuddly' to be insulting. Give me some edge! | |||
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"What happened
The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again
Erm. Fuckwit? "it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches. | |||
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"What happened
The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again
Erm. Fuckwit?
Better. I think cuntwaffle is too 'cuddly' to be insulting. Give me some edge!"Edging, in the midnight hour? Oooooooo you naughty, naughty man  | |||
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"What happened
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Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again
Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches."Shithousery. | |||
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"I think the past 12 years demonstrate that women are giving you what you deserve already " | |||
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"What happened
The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again
Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches."Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win Mr | |||
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The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually."I like how cuntish it sounds | |||
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"Some men have to pay out a fortune to be abused like this, but he's getting his rocks off for free." I'm not the one abusing my body. | |||
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"Ngl OP You’re getting COOKED. " Fuuuuuuuck, I have to laugh quietly | |||
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"What happened
The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again
Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches.
Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win
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"What happened
The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually.
I like how cuntish it sounds try Salad "SHITSALAD Describes tonight's threads to perfection | |||
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"What happened
The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually.
I like how cuntish it sounds try Salad "See cuntish works really well.... Mr | |||
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"Ngl OP You’re getting COOKED. Fuuuuuuuck, I have to laugh quietly "
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"What happened
The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again
Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches.
Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win
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No no it's spunkface
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The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again
Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches.
Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win
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No no it's spunkface
Tinder"No no tinder it's Spunkbubble Mr | |||
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"Ngl OP You’re getting COOKED. Fuuuuuuuck, I have to laugh quietly
Maybe I should apologise actually"Apologise to Mr KC for disturbing his beauty sleep | |||
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Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again
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Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win
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No no it's spunkface
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No no tinder it's Spunkbubble
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"What happened
The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually.
I like how cuntish it sounds try Salad "Shove your salad up your poo pipe | |||
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"Ngl OP You’re getting COOKED. " Not the roasting he first thought of when joining fab | |||
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"What happened
The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again
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Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win
Mr
No no it's spunkface
Tinder
No no tinder it's Spunkbubble
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Spunktrumpet?
Tinder"Spunkbucket.... Mr | |||
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The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again
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Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win
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No no it's spunkface
Tinder How about Salad?"I'll pass this body was made from KFC it'll ruin my appetite Tinder | |||
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"you really are a glutton for punishment arent you - or is that your thing entertaining - can i watch this thread implode too please
I’ll get you some popcorn.
thank you - coming to sit in the corner and watch "I’ll get drinks too. This roasting might get a bit warm. | |||
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"What happened
The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually.
I like how cuntish it sounds try Salad
Shove your salad up your poo pipe
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry." Keep digging mate, this is comedy motherfucking gold. I haven't laughed so fucking hard in cunting ages. Shit | |||
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The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
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I like how cuntish it sounds try Salad
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Describes tonight's threads to perfection "Land Whale documentary | |||
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"This has made my night. Even from holiday I’ve exceeded my cunt-bomb quota "your mother would be proud | |||
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"This has made my night. Even from holiday I’ve exceeded my cunt-bomb quota "ARE YOU ON HOLIDAY? | |||
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"Ohhhh....I thank the general world survey for putting me in the top 20 percent...and I didn't have to wait 12 years" hey silver - were you on a winning streak | |||
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"This has made my night. Even from holiday I’ve exceeded my cunt-bomb quota "Don't spit out that pina colada, we know you only swallow though LB Mr | |||
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"Ohhhh....I thank the general world survey for putting me in the top 20 percent...and I didn't have to wait 12 years hey silver - were you on a winning streak" Again!!!! lol | |||
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"you really are a glutton for punishment arent you - or is that your thing entertaining - can i watch this thread implode too please
I’ll get you some popcorn.
thank you - coming to sit in the corner and watch
I’ll get drinks too. This roasting might get a bit warm. "ooh thank you - we may need the bean bags - think we could be here a while | |||
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry." Perhaps you'd have more luck asking for a date | |||
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry. Keep digging mate, this is comedy motherfucking gold. I haven't laughed so fucking hard in cunting ages. Shit "that's attractive in the slightest, oh my goodness me, gutter mouth | |||
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The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.
Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again
Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches.
Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win
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No no it's spunkface
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No no tinder it's Spunkbubble
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry. Keep digging mate, this is comedy motherfucking gold. I haven't laughed so fucking hard in cunting ages. Shit "Oh bollocks. C | |||
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"Think this may be bait guys "Well yeah but it is entertaining at least. Beats the usual tribute your wife or who wanking now threads. | |||
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc" I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table | |||
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry. Perhaps you'd have more luck asking for a date "
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table " A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them | |||
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table " Well no I'm sure a tough rugged man like that hunts for his food and eats it raw or something | |||
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry. Keep digging mate, this is comedy motherfucking gold. I haven't laughed so fucking hard in cunting ages. Shit that's attractive in the slightest, oh my goodness me, gutter mouth "Oh me oh my, fetch me my smelling salts, a Man finds my cunting language offensive. Whatever shall I fucking do, after I stop laughing? | |||
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"Think this may be bait guys "His bait is shit though. | |||
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them " Of course it is, yes your correct, *nurse he's out of been again, get his medication and restraints* | |||
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them " A whole cucumber is 89p on its own | |||
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them A whole cucumber is 89p on its own" I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver. | |||
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry." I've no more fucks to give My fuck fuse has just blown I've been hunting for my fucks all day But they've upped and fucked off home! I've no more fucks to give My fuck rations are depleted I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated! | |||
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver." Is that a salad? Is butter a carb? Do you think you attract women with vinegar? | |||
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver." Do a veggie one for 50p please. Anyway, back to the important shit. Letter S. Complete or no? | |||
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver." Yeah so could I but thats not a salad. | |||
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry. I've no more fucks to give My fuck fuse has just blown I've been hunting for my fucks all day But they've upped and fucked off home! I've no more fucks to give My fuck rations are depleted I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!" For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)  | |||
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver." You do know that spaghetti Bolognese isn't a salad and that a fiver is more than 50 pence  | |||
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver. Is that a salad? Is butter a carb? Do you think you attract women with vinegar?" I piss vinegar and Gun carbon. | |||
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry. I've no more fucks to give My fuck fuse has just blown I've been hunting for my fucks all day But they've upped and fucked off home! I've no more fucks to give My fuck rations are depleted I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated! For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give) "Does it work? | |||
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"Ladies, just say I'm sorry it's really not that difficult." The last person to successfully pull that on me was my mother, and it was probably at least twenty years ago. | |||
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver. Is that a salad? Is butter a carb? Do you think you attract women with vinegar? I piss vinegar and Gun carbon."Fuck. You'd better see a doctor if you piss vinegar  | |||
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"This trolling lacks sophistication. A good troll has subtlety, sophistication and finesse. OP just done blew his load and this latest effort has really just degenerated into a low grade circle jerk. Disappointing." I just want the secret to getting 50p salads | |||
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry. I've no more fucks to give My fuck fuse has just blown I've been hunting for my fucks all day But they've upped and fucked off home! I've no more fucks to give My fuck rations are depleted I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated! For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)
Does it work? "Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus | |||
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"Ladies, just say I'm sorry it's really not that difficult. The last person to successfully pull that on me was my mother, and it was probably at least twenty years ago." come on now, you know you can do It,deep breaths now. | |||
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver. Is that a salad? Is butter a carb? Do you think you attract women with vinegar? I piss vinegar and Gun carbon."Do you think that's attractive? Attraction is a two way street, you know. | |||
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"Ladies, just say I'm sorry it's really not that difficult. The last person to successfully pull that on me was my mother, and it was probably at least twenty years ago. come on now, you know you can do It,deep breaths now." Of course I can. I don't see any reason to. | |||
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry. I've no more fucks to give My fuck fuse has just blown I've been hunting for my fucks all day But they've upped and fucked off home! I've no more fucks to give My fuck rations are depleted I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated! For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)
Does it work?
Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus "Oh, that's disappointing 
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry. I've no more fucks to give My fuck fuse has just blown I've been hunting for my fucks all day But they've upped and fucked off home! I've no more fucks to give My fuck rations are depleted I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated! For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)
Does it work?
Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus "I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh | |||
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"This trolling lacks sophistication. A good troll has subtlety, sophistication and finesse. OP just done blew his load and this latest effort has really just degenerated into a low grade circle jerk. Disappointing. I just want the secret to getting 50p salads" Me too, maybe he's shop lifting? 50p would just about buy the little pot of cress, what a boring salad | |||
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry. I've no more fucks to give My fuck fuse has just blown I've been hunting for my fucks all day But they've upped and fucked off home! I've no more fucks to give My fuck rations are depleted I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated! For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)
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Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh"Given the problem you were asking about in your previous thread, do you think the way you're responding would help your predicament at all? | |||
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"This trolling lacks sophistication. A good troll has subtlety, sophistication and finesse. OP just done blew his load and this latest effort has really just degenerated into a low grade circle jerk. Disappointing. I just want the secret to getting 50p salads Me too, maybe he's shop lifting? 50p would just about buy the little pot of cress, what a boring salad" yeah, not enough sugar on it.. | |||
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver." Rishi- don't stay up to late, mate, you've a fucking country to run into the ground | |||
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Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh"That woman who dated you 12 years ago must of been "funny" | |||
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Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh"Oh! Oh! I've got a new word guessing game. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'M' | |||
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"Well, it was a pleasure taking part everyone. But OPs veil is slipping and its stopped being entertaining. Have a good 50p salad everyone" *Passes the Fruit Salad [sweets]* | |||
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Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh
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"Ladies if one of you just apologized, I'd be happy." So far I've seen you tone policing, insulting people for your ideas about their weight because salad costs less than individual ingredients and another dish, and making hoary jokes about women which were stale twenty years ago. I don't think you need an apology, I think you need some introspection. | |||
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry. I've no more fucks to give My fuck fuse has just blown I've been hunting for my fucks all day But they've upped and fucked off home! I've no more fucks to give My fuck rations are depleted I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated! For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)
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Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry. I've no more fucks to give My fuck fuse has just blown I've been hunting for my fucks all day But they've upped and fucked off home! I've no more fucks to give My fuck rations are depleted I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated! For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)
Does it work?
Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh
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I've got a new word guessing game.
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Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh
Oh! Oh!
I've got a new word guessing game.
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry. I've no more fucks to give My fuck fuse has just blown I've been hunting for my fucks all day But they've upped and fucked off home! I've no more fucks to give My fuck rations are depleted I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated! For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)
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Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh
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I've got a new word guessing game.
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"This has been fun, but I must go to sleep. G'night, cunts." Lightweight | |||
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"Ladies if one of you just apologized, I'd be happy." How about this. I'm sorry you not had a shag for 12 years and I'm really sorry that no one has apologised yet. BUT, maybe if you stopped projecting incel vibes we'd embrace you to our ample bosom. | |||
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"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry. I've no more fucks to give My fuck fuse has just blown I've been hunting for my fucks all day But they've upped and fucked off home! I've no more fucks to give My fuck rations are depleted I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated! For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)
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Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh
Oh! Oh!
I've got a new word guessing game.
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"This has been fun, but I must go to sleep. G'night, cunts." Yolo! Language! | |||
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"Ladies, just say I'm sorry it's really not that difficult. The last person to successfully pull that on me was my mother, and it was probably at least twenty years ago. come on now, you know you can do It,deep breaths now." Got asthma mate deep breaths are hard 
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Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh
Oh! Oh!
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Miserable cunt?
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"This has been fun, but I must go to sleep. G'night, cunts. Yolo! Language! "Yes. There are cunting LADIES present, we must watch our fucking mouths. | |||
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"Ladies, repeat after me, we are very, very sorry, this won't happen again." My mother taught me to never apologise when I didn't mean it. Also, while she might have extracted forced apologies out of me twenty years ago, this kind of condescending piddle got nothing but derision closer to thirty years ago. | |||
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"Ladies, repeat after me, we are very, very sorry, this won't happen again." Op sorry to tell you I just read all the threads the only one who should be say sorry is you Completely out off line And the lounge dose what the lounge dose Maybe start again op Say sorry and prove your worth | |||
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"I go to bed for a couple off hours and the lounge desens in to madness " It's what happens when us unladylike salad dodgers are allowed on the Internet innit Tinder | |||
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"This has made my night. Even from holiday I’ve exceeded my cunt-bomb quota your mother would be proud "She so would 
Funny that you mention her seeing as she’s not long dead OP….
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"This has made my night. Even from holiday I’ve exceeded my cunt-bomb quota your mother would be proud
She so would
Funny that you mention her seeing as she’s not long dead OP….
Her words of wisdom were priceless "repeat after me,I am very, very sorry. | |||
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"I go to bed for a couple off hours and the lounge desens in to madness It's what happens when us unladylike salad dodgers are allowed on the Internet innit Tinder " The menfolk should put us on our leashes where we belong. (I'd rather handcuffs myself) | |||
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"Ladies if one of you just apologized, I'd be happy. How about this. I'm sorry you not had a shag for 12 years and I'm really sorry that no one has apologised yet. BUT, maybe if you stopped projecting incel vibes we'd embrace you to our ample bosom. "Love an ample bosom , such an under used term, lay my head down on those soft pillowy beauty’s | |||
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"Ladies, I am very, very sorry, this won't happen again, I'm a twunt." Finally... we can go to bed, girlies | |||
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She so would
Funny that you mention her seeing as she’s not long dead OP….
Her words of wisdom were priceless repeat after me,I am very, very sorry."I am appalled that anyone would try to turn someone talking about their recently deceased parent into some sort of lecture talking to us like we're small children. Have you no decency, sir? | |||
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"Sorry to interrupted OP, but can you really ask anyone to say sorry for what the said, when you was probably perving at there pics just 5 mins before" Apparently any woman saying sorry to him will make up for our collective wrongs. It's like church or the Gaza strip. Fuck all of that. | |||
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"Sorry to interrupted OP, but can you really ask anyone to say sorry for what the said, when you was probably perving at there pics just 5 mins before" He's looked at mine twice, he probably needs counselling now
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"Sorry to interrupted OP, but can you really ask anyone to say sorry for what the said, when you was probably perving at there pics just 5 mins before He's looked at mine twice, he probably needs counselling now
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She so would
Funny that you mention her seeing as she’s not long dead OP….
Her words of wisdom were priceless repeat after me,I am very, very sorry."So cute… | |||
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"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed." Women In General, but not necessarily in that order. | |||
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"Well shit. It's almost ¹AM and this tomboys has work in a few short hours. Stay real, make no apologies, comrades "Or do it Greek style. Between the thighs | |||
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"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order." I thought collective punishment was a war crime | |||
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"Right, I'm off to bed. Night all. And thanks, OP. I've had a ball tonight "May you have many more balls, slobbering or slapping | |||
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"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order. I thought collective punishment was a war crimeno It gets used in Military training, PAL..Pain assisted learning. Yes, my sides do hurt from laughing. But given how much fun this is, I think it's worth it. are you quite sure?" Yes, I am. You seem to have come in with some preposterous ideas and seem to be taken aback that we're not grovelling at your feet. I find it interesting. Like, anthropologically. To study. | |||
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"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order. I thought collective punishment was a war crimeno It gets used in Military training, PAL..Pain assisted learning. Yes, my sides do hurt from laughing. But given how much fun this is, I think it's worth it. are you quite sure? Yes, I am. You seem to have come in with some preposterous ideas and seem to be taken aback that we're not grovelling at your feet. I find it interesting. Like, anthropologically. To study." good | |||
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"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP. Something salad 50p etc I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table " He's 50p Lee! | |||
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