FabSwingers.com forum: My ideal woman is..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

oh you mean breathing, just - do you think your egos would clash

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form.."

Hope you earn enough to keep her happy,

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

She’s on here and will prob read this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re not a size 8

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

Hope you earn enough to keep her happy, "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re not a size 8"
you're not far off..

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form.."

6 pack and dick? Check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down to earth,

Sports more of a natural look,

Finds me hilarious.

I know, 2 out of 3 ain't bad

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

My ideal woman is alive and breathing in Kansas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

6 pack and dick? Check

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I think you've slightly mis read some what, which is odd because normally you Adore attention to detail.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ideal woman is alive and breathing in Kansas

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I'm very thankful to hear that

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

ooh i know i know - has been single for 12 years and posts a lot in the forum

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Will probably take you another 12 years to find her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooh i know i know - has been single for 12 years and posts a lot in the forum

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I like to learn.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ai Shinozaki

I’m not sure she speaks English but by the Gods! She is absolutely beautiful!

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

A greeny-brown hue, 3-titted, a black swishy tail, and anything from 4ft8 to 6ft tall. Extra bendy would be helpful.

Intelligence, independence, and humour compulsory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ai Shinozaki

I’m not sure she speaks English but by the Gods! She is absolutely beautiful!"
I have to agree with you there buddy, puts most English girls to shame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A greeny-brown hue, 3-titted, a black swishy tail, and anything from 4ft8 to 6ft tall. Extra bendy would be helpful.

Intelligence, independence, and humour compulsory. "
she works in Middlesborough wetherspoons.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Mine is interesting and articulate and probably either a fellow glamazon or a tiny dykey type. I tend to be drawn to extremes I think

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Mine is interesting and articulate and probably either a fellow glamazon or a tiny dykey type. I tend to be drawn to extremes I think

Hands up for the second one

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

6 pack and dick? Check

I think you've slightly mis read some what, which is odd because normally you Adore attention to detail."

Yep. Misread? No. Taken at face value… Absofuckinglutely

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

can i ask you a legitimate question OP - slightly confused over your profile - obviously having to check as your attention to great detail for your alleged woman companion is evident.

if, as you say, you havent had a date for 12 years, how do you know you fuck like a duracell bunnie and come like a fountain?? i need to replace my rabbit batteries more regularly than every 12 years

honestly its just a small point

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Makes me excited to get up and say _ello

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Mine is currently asleep upstairs, farting every now and again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inflatable?

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"Ai Shinozaki

I’m not sure she speaks English but by the Gods! She is absolutely beautiful! I have to agree with you there buddy, puts most English girls to shame

More shade than an Ibiza beach hut!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can i ask you a legitimate question OP - slightly confused over your profile - obviously having to check as your attention to great detail for your alleged woman companion is evident.

if, as you say, you havent had a date for 12 years, how do you know you fuck like a duracell bunnie and come like a fountain?? i need to replace my rabbit batteries more regularly than every 12 years

honestly its just a small point

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I'm guessing I still could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form.."

One that's not had a date for 12 years?

She sounds like a right catch already OP

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You’re not a size 8"

I think a bit of snot just fired from my nose

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"can i ask you a legitimate question OP - slightly confused over your profile - obviously having to check as your attention to great detail for your alleged woman companion is evident.

if, as you say, you havent had a date for 12 years, how do you know you fuck like a duracell bunnie and come like a fountain?? i need to replace my rabbit batteries more regularly than every 12 years

honestly its just a small point

I'm guessing I still could."

oh guessing - scratch then - yep i was guessing i was a size 12 once

flat batteries

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"can i ask you a legitimate question OP - slightly confused over your profile - obviously having to check as your attention to great detail for your alleged woman companion is evident.

if, as you say, you havent had a date for 12 years, how do you know you fuck like a duracell bunnie and come like a fountain?? i need to replace my rabbit batteries more regularly than every 12 years

honestly its just a small point

I'm guessing I still could."

Mr. Dude, assumptions are the mother of all fuckups. And letdowns. Never assume.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can i ask you a legitimate question OP - slightly confused over your profile - obviously having to check as your attention to great detail for your alleged woman companion is evident.

if, as you say, you havent had a date for 12 years, how do you know you fuck like a duracell bunnie and come like a fountain?? i need to replace my rabbit batteries more regularly than every 12 years

honestly its just a small point

I'm guessing I still could.

oh guessing - scratch then - yep i was guessing i was a size 12 once

flat batteries "
that's a shame

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

Is up beat

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form.."

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

One that's not had a date for 12 years?

She sounds like a right catch already OP "
I'm not the one hiding my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

Brutal!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

Which hair are you referring to, dear lady?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"can i ask you a legitimate question OP - slightly confused over your profile - obviously having to check as your attention to great detail for your alleged woman companion is evident.

if, as you say, you havent had a date for 12 years, how do you know you fuck like a duracell bunnie and come like a fountain?? i need to replace my rabbit batteries more regularly than every 12 years

honestly its just a small point

I'm guessing I still could.

oh guessing - scratch then - yep i was guessing i was a size 12 once

flat batteries that's a shame "

no my batteries are fully charged - your running on old duracell - untested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

One that's not had a date for 12 years?

She sounds like a right catch already OP I'm not the one hiding my profile

My profile isn't hidden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

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hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

Brutal!

Well he's ignored my "logical" replies, so I thought I'd try like for like

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

Which hair are you referring to, dear lady?

Oh, on my head. Clearly my pretty pussy is hair free, dahlink!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness."

I'm pretty intelligent, I just like food. Lots of food

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

Which hair are you referring to, dear lady?

Oh, on my head. Clearly my pretty pussy is hair free, dahlink!

A sphynx?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.

I'm pretty intelligent, I just like food. Lots of food

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I applied the offer, I'm okay thank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.

I'm pretty intelligent, I just like food. Lots of food

I applied the offer, I'm okay thank."
I appreciate the offer, I'm okay thank you.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.

I'm pretty intelligent, I just like food. Lots of food

I applied the offer, I'm okay thank."

Oh sweetie, that was no offer. I told you earlier that I just don't fancy you.

But you ARE the gift that keeps giving tonight

Who said the forums were no fun anymore?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.

I'm pretty intelligent, I just like food. Lots of food

I applied the offer, I'm okay thank.

Oh sweetie, that was no offer. I told you earlier that I just don't fancy you.

But you ARE the gift that keeps giving tonight

Who said the forums were no fun anymore?

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I'm very happy to hear that.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness."

Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness."

I'm fat and go the gym, I do zumba and can hold my own in the boxing ring.....but by your standard I would be seen as unhealthy and unfit

Lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a few pick mes on here that would love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.

Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check

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Calm down Karen, I'm just looking for answers.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.

Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check

Calm down Karen, I'm just looking for answers."

Omg. I’m so happy… never ever been called Karen. I’m too fucking in your face… say it as I see it to be a Karen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.

Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check

Calm down Karen, I'm just looking for answers.

Omg. I’m so happy… never ever been called Karen. I’m too fucking in your face… say it as I see it to be a Karen

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when you drink a pint, do you neck it?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

OP, serious question: are you the new Brucey?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.

Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check

Calm down Karen, I'm just looking for answers.

Omg. I’m so happy… never ever been called Karen. I’m too fucking in your face… say it as I see it to be a Karen

when you drink a pint, do you neck it?"

Errrrrr what else are you meant to do with a pint?!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"OP, serious question: are you the new Brucey?

Nah.

Brucey is at least occasionally funny or relevant.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.

Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check

Calm down Karen, I'm just looking for answers.

Omg. I’m so happy… never ever been called Karen. I’m too fucking in your face… say it as I see it to be a Karen

when you drink a pint, do you neck it?"

I do before slamming the glass on the bar and scratching my bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.

Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check

Calm down Karen, I'm just looking for answers.

Omg. I’m so happy… never ever been called Karen. I’m too fucking in your face… say it as I see it to be a Karen

when you drink a pint, do you neck it?

I do before slamming the glass on the bar and scratching my bollocks

"
Classy

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..

OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.

So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair

hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.

Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check

Calm down Karen, I'm just looking for answers.

Omg. I’m so happy… never ever been called Karen. I’m too fucking in your face… say it as I see it to be a Karen

when you drink a pint, do you neck it?

I do before slamming the glass on the bar and scratching my bollocks

Classy "

Damn straight I am

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By *woofus123Couple
over a year ago

Corby

Not shy , blonde , up for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not shy , blonde , up for a laugh "
interesting

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Alive.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Alive."

On your face

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

On a swingers site looking for yourself with tits?

I like lots of women. Each are unique in their own way. Thankfully the lifestyle, and sometimes this site, have rewarded me with the opportunity to chat to and meet with some of them.

Try it. You might like it.

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