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"certainly saw someone from here supporting a bath towel recently
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yeah, but can he support a bath towel while the lady is still wearing it?...
Some of the women in here, that's not a towel, it's something belonging to Billy Smart's "No need be rude about some of the bigger people. | |||
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No need be rude about some of the bigger people."You must be new here miss as you have yet to discover my particular style humour | |||
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yeah, but can he support a bath towel while the lady is still wearing it?...
Some of the women in here, that's not a towel, it's something belonging to Billy Smart's
No need be rude about some of the bigger people.
You must be new here miss as you have yet to discover my particular style humour "Never an excuse to be rude and no I have been here a while | |||
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"certainly saw someone from here supporting a bath towel recently
yeah, but can he support a bath towel while the lady is still wearing it?...
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No need be rude about some of the bigger people.
You must be new here miss as you have yet to discover my particular style humour
Never an excuse to be rude and no I have been here a while"Well if you had you would know I am never rude, simply take the piss a lot | |||
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"certainly saw someone from here supporting a bath towel recently
yeah, but can he support a bath towel while the lady is still wearing it?...
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No need be rude about some of the bigger people.
You must be new here miss as you have yet to discover my particular style humour
Never an excuse to be rude and no I have been here a while
Well if you had you would know I am never rude, simply take the piss a lot "Out of other people? | |||
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"Well if you had you would know I am never rude, simply take the piss a lot ". You are treading a fine line here! | |||
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"certainly saw someone from here supporting a bath towel recently
yeah, but can he support a bath towel while the lady is still wearing it?...
Some of the women in here, that's not a towel, it's something belonging to Billy Smart's
No need be rude about some of the bigger people.
You must be new here miss as you have yet to discover my particular style humour
Never an excuse to be rude and no I have been here a while
Well if you had you would know I am never rude, simply take the piss a lot
Out of other people? "Sav, baby, stick around a while and join in the banter. If I have offended you in any way you have my sincerest apologies but I would wager a tidy sum that those who post here regularly will not have been offended in the slightest | |||
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"certainly saw someone from here supporting a bath towel recently
yeah, but can he support a bath towel while the lady is still wearing it?...
Some of the women in here, that's not a towel, it's something belonging to Billy Smart's
No need be rude about some of the bigger people.
You must be new here miss as you have yet to discover my particular style humour
Never an excuse to be rude and no I have been here a while
Well if you had you would know I am never rude, simply take the piss a lot
Out of other people?
Sav, baby, stick around a while and join in the banter.
If I have offended you in any way you have my sincerest apologies but I would wager a tidy sum that those who post here regularly will not have been offended in the slightest "Nothing clever or funny about a man who comments about women wearing circus tents then tries to laugh it off. Its pretty rude if you ask me. | |||
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"certainly saw someone from here supporting a bath towel recently
yeah, but can he support a bath towel while the lady is still wearing it?...
Some of the women in here, that's not a towel, it's something belonging to Billy Smart's
No need be rude about some of the bigger people.
You must be new here miss as you have yet to discover my particular style humour
Never an excuse to be rude and no I have been here a while
Well if you had you would know I am never rude, simply take the piss a lot
Out of other people?
Sav, baby, stick around a while and join in the banter.
If I have offended you in any way you have my sincerest apologies but I would wager a tidy sum that those who post here regularly will not have been offended in the slightest
Nothing clever or funny about a man who comments about women wearing circus tents then tries to laugh it off. Its pretty rude if you ask me.
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Thats a little condescending! "Only a little...............feck I must be losing me touch | |||
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"certainly saw someone from here supporting a bath towel recently
yeah, but can he support a bath towel while the lady is still wearing it?...
Some of the women in here, that's not a towel, it's something belonging to Billy Smart's
No need be rude about some of the bigger people.
You must be new here miss as you have yet to discover my particular style humour
Never an excuse to be rude and no I have been here a while
Well if you had you would know I am never rude, simply take the piss a lot
Out of other people?
Sav, baby, stick around a while and join in the banter.
If I have offended you in any way you have my sincerest apologies but I would wager a tidy sum that those who post here regularly will not have been offended in the slightest
Nothing clever or funny about a man who comments about women wearing circus tents then tries to laugh it off. Its pretty rude if you ask me.
Nah, I'll tell you what rude is, coming in here and telling everyone your mothers a crap cook, thats not just rude it's bloody disrespectful, ungrateful little mare "You know nothing about my mother and what gives you the right to say such a thing? Do you always insult women? Or should i laugh that off as your sense of humour? | |||
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"Nah, I'll tell you what rude is, coming in here and telling everyone your mothers a crap cook, thats not just rude it's bloody disrespectful, ungrateful little mare ". Eh??? All she said was the turkey would be overcooked as usual by her mum. It that is true, then why is it rude???!!! You do snipe a lot - I just ignore them, as I don't see the point when one always has to have the last words in everything!
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Eh???
All she said was the turkey would be overcooked as usual by her mum.
It that is true, then why is it rude???!!!
You do snipe a lot - I just ignore them, as I don't see the point when one always has to have the last words in everything!
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"certainly saw someone from here supporting a bath towel recently
yeah, but can he support a bath towel while the lady is still wearing it?...
Some of the women in here, that's not a towel, it's something belonging to Billy Smart's
No need be rude about some of the bigger people.
You must be new here miss as you have yet to discover my particular style humour
Never an excuse to be rude and no I have been here a while
Well if you had you would know I am never rude, simply take the piss a lot
Out of other people?
Sav, baby, stick around a while and join in the banter.
If I have offended you in any way you have my sincerest apologies but I would wager a tidy sum that those who post here regularly will not have been offended in the slightest
Nothing clever or funny about a man who comments about women wearing circus tents then tries to laugh it off. Its pretty rude if you ask me.
Nah, I'll tell you what rude is, coming in here and telling everyone your mothers a crap cook, thats not just rude it's bloody disrespectful, ungrateful little mare
You know nothing about my mother and what gives you the right to say such a thing?
Do you always insult women? Or should i laugh that off as your sense of humour?"Sorry guess it must have been your twin sister who wrote "Turkey and it will be over cooked as my mother always does that." in another thread. As I said that is rude and very ungrateful and you should hang your head in shame. Your mother will go to a lot of effort on Xmas Day on your behalf and you should be thankful for that instead of publicly disparaging her in such a manner. Wheres the finger wagging smiley when you really need it | |||
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"Here here! Play nice kids, it's snowing again ". Unfortunately, some peeps are too thick skinned to understand how to play nice! | |||
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"certainly saw someone from here supporting a bath towel recently
yeah, but can he support a bath towel while the lady is still wearing it?...
Some of the women in here, that's not a towel, it's something belonging to Billy Smart's
No need be rude about some of the bigger people.
You must be new here miss as you have yet to discover my particular style humour
Never an excuse to be rude and no I have been here a while
Well if you had you would know I am never rude, simply take the piss a lot
Out of other people?
Sav, baby, stick around a while and join in the banter.
If I have offended you in any way you have my sincerest apologies but I would wager a tidy sum that those who post here regularly will not have been offended in the slightest
Nothing clever or funny about a man who comments about women wearing circus tents then tries to laugh it off. Its pretty rude if you ask me.
Nah, I'll tell you what rude is, coming in here and telling everyone your mothers a crap cook, thats not just rude it's bloody disrespectful, ungrateful little mare
You know nothing about my mother and what gives you the right to say such a thing?
Do you always insult women? Or should i laugh that off as your sense of humour?
Sorry guess it must have been your twin sister who wrote
"Turkey and it will be over cooked as my mother always does that."
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As I said that is rude and very ungrateful and you should hang your head in shame.
Your mother will go to a lot of effort on Xmas Day on your behalf and you should be thankful for that instead of publicly disparaging her in such a manner.
Wheres the finger wagging smiley when you really need it "Where do you get off telling me how or not to repect my mother. You have been blatantly rude on here, called me a “mare and ungrateful”. You have no knowledge of me and are using a comment on another thread to try and brow beat me and smacks of a bully. If you knew my mother you would know she is not well. I would never say anything to her personally or upset her. I put one throw away comment and you try to beat me with it because you don’t like someone saying your comment was rude. Its not your humour you just plain rude when you chose to be. | |||
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Unfortunately, some peeps are too thick skinned to understand how to play nice! "Miss, go chat to Madchick, Diamond, Sprite, they have met me and know I do not have an ounce of malice in me, I aint big enough to be nasty What I do have is over 30 years of military humour in me which is sometimes a little too strong for some but is never malicious | |||
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"certainly saw someone from here supporting a bath towel recently
yeah, but can he support a bath towel while the lady is still wearing it?...
Some of the women in here, that's not a towel, it's something belonging to Billy Smart's
No need be rude about some of the bigger people.
You must be new here miss as you have yet to discover my particular style humour
Never an excuse to be rude and no I have been here a while
Well if you had you would know I am never rude, simply take the piss a lot
Out of other people?
Sav, baby, stick around a while and join in the banter.
If I have offended you in any way you have my sincerest apologies but I would wager a tidy sum that those who post here regularly will not have been offended in the slightest
Nothing clever or funny about a man who comments about women wearing circus tents then tries to laugh it off. Its pretty rude if you ask me.
Nah, I'll tell you what rude is, coming in here and telling everyone your mothers a crap cook, thats not just rude it's bloody disrespectful, ungrateful little mare
You know nothing about my mother and what gives you the right to say such a thing?
Do you always insult women? Or should i laugh that off as your sense of humour?
Sorry guess it must have been your twin sister who wrote
"Turkey and it will be over cooked as my mother always does that."
in another thread.
As I said that is rude and very ungrateful and you should hang your head in shame.
Your mother will go to a lot of effort on Xmas Day on your behalf and you should be thankful for that instead of publicly disparaging her in such a manner.
Wheres the finger wagging smiley when you really need it
Where do you get off telling me how or not to repect my mother.
You have been blatantly rude on here, called me a “mare and ungrateful”. You have no knowledge of me and are using a comment on another thread to try and brow beat me and smacks of a bully.
If you knew my mother you would know she is not well. I would never say anything to her personally or upset her. I put one throw away comment and you try to beat me with it because you don’t like someone saying your comment was rude. Its not your humour you just plain rude when you chose to be.
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"Anyway back to the original question..... I reckon a wet tog 15 king sized duvet is possible to hang from my twiddly wink " Is this the one that comes with the new Barbie dolls house | |||
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"Anyway back to the original question..... I reckon a wet tog 15 king sized duvet is possible to hang from my twiddly wink Is this the one that comes with the new Barbie dolls house "If it the one in pink then yes
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"Its not your humour you just plain rude when you chose to be. " Savanna, in all honesty I'm pretty sure he was just trying to make a light hearted joke in the first instance... may not be your or my idea of humour sometimes, but he did offer you an apology which you didn't accept. Not saying either of you are right or wrong, just may as well leave it be. He'll never learn, he's a bloke, trust me I know, I am one! | |||
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Unfortunately, some peeps are too thick skinned to understand how to play nice!
Miss, go chat to Madchick, Diamond, Sprite, they have met me and know I do not have an ounce of malice in me, I aint big enough to be nasty
What I do have is over 30 years of military humour in me which is sometimes a little too strong for some but is never malicious "Erm...humour is subjective and I dont really see what the military has to do with it. That said it's one of those things isn't it: rude without a doubt but as a lady you'd probably put in a circus tent it was funny! | |||
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"Its not your humour you just plain rude when you chose to be. Savanna, in all honesty I'm pretty sure he was just trying to make a light hearted joke in the first instance... may not be your or my idea of humour sometimes, but he did offer you an apology which you didn't accept. Not saying either of you are right or wrong, just may as well leave it be. He'll never learn, he's a bloke, trust me I know, I am one! "Do you fancy being my Second, got a feeling I am going to need one tonite | |||
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"Here here! Play nice kids, it's snowing again
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Unfortunately, some peeps are too thick skinned to understand how to play nice!
Miss, go chat to Madchick, Diamond, Sprite, they have met me and know I do not have an ounce of malice in me, I aint big enough to be nasty
What I do have is over 30 years of military humour in me which is sometimes a little too strong for some but is never malicious Erm...humour is subjective and I dont really see what the military has to do with it. That said it's one of those things isn't it: rude without a doubt but as a lady you'd probably put in a circus tent it was funny!"I wouldnt "put" a lady in anything, married 30 years so know I have no say in that dept | |||
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"Best thing to hang from your dick is.................... A woman "Lol then the wet flannel! | |||
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"Do you fancy being my Second, got a feeling I am going to need one tonite "How much you offering? | |||
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"Here here! Play nice kids, it's snowing again
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Unfortunately, some peeps are too thick skinned to understand how to play nice!
Miss, go chat to Madchick, Diamond, Sprite, they have met me and know I do not have an ounce of malice in me, I aint big enough to be nasty
What I do have is over 30 years of military humour in me which is sometimes a little too strong for some but is never malicious Erm...humour is subjective and I dont really see what the military has to do with it. That said it's one of those things isn't it: rude without a doubt but as a lady you'd probably put in a circus tent it was funny!
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"Do you fancy being my Second, got a feeling I am going to need one tonite
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"Here here! Play nice kids, it's snowing again
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Unfortunately, some peeps are too thick skinned to understand how to play nice!
Miss, go chat to Madchick, Diamond, Sprite, they have met me and know I do not have an ounce of malice in me, I aint big enough to be nasty
What I do have is over 30 years of military humour in me which is sometimes a little too strong for some but is never malicious Erm...humour is subjective and I dont really see what the military has to do with it. That said it's one of those things isn't it: rude without a doubt but as a lady you'd probably put in a circus tent it was funny!
I wouldnt "put" a lady in anything, married 30 years so know I have no say in that dept You know what I mean!"I am a bloke, we never really know what you girls mean, do we | |||
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"I understand the bit about being in the military, as my late partner was the same, arsey, opinionated, and one that would not shut up! I loved him to bits, but not when he was on one of his toy-throwing sessions! "We never throw toys, we constructively re assemble | |||
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"I understand the bit about being in the military, as my late partner was the same, arsey, opinionated, and one that would not shut up! I loved him to bits, but not when he was on one of his toy-throwing sessions!
We never throw toys, we constructively re assemble ". Whatever! | |||
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"I understand the bit about being in the military, as my late partner was the same, arsey, opinionated, and one that would not shut up! I loved him to bits, but not when he was on one of his toy-throwing sessions!
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"Well even if it is fooking xmas... No ones messing about with my party circus tent "what? not even to put the "tent pole" up, ? | |||
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"what? not even to put the "tent pole" up, ? ". I find boxer short tents very difficult to resist! | |||
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I find boxer short tents very difficult to resist! "Do you feel comfy in them tho | |||
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"certainly saw someone from here supporting a bath towel recently
yeah, but can he support a bath towel while the lady is still wearing it?...
Some of the women in here, that's not a towel, it's something belonging to Billy Smart's
No need be rude about some of the bigger people.
You must be new here miss as you have yet to discover my particular style humour
Never an excuse to be rude and no I have been here a while
Well if you had you would know I am never rude, simply take the piss a lot
Out of other people?
Sav, baby, stick around a while and join in the banter.
If I have offended you in any way you have my sincerest apologies but I would wager a tidy sum that those who post here regularly will not have been offended in the slightest
Nothing clever or funny about a man who comments about women wearing circus tents then tries to laugh it off. Its pretty rude if you ask me.
Nah, I'll tell you what rude is, coming in here and telling everyone your mothers a crap cook, thats not just rude it's bloody disrespectful, ungrateful little mare "Looks like you have typed without thinking again! Not nice to insult a woman over her mother just because she took offence to your .shall we call it humour. Stick to having a dig at me as its not good picking on the women and you will look like a bully if your not careful. | |||
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"certainly saw someone from here supporting a bath towel recently
yeah, but can he support a bath towel while the lady is still wearing it?...
Some of the women in here, that's not a towel, it's something belonging to Billy Smart's
No need be rude about some of the bigger people.
You must be new here miss as you have yet to discover my particular style humour
Never an excuse to be rude and no I have been here a while
Well if you had you would know I am never rude, simply take the piss a lot
Out of other people?
Sav, baby, stick around a while and join in the banter.
If I have offended you in any way you have my sincerest apologies but I would wager a tidy sum that those who post here regularly will not have been offended in the slightest
Nothing clever or funny about a man who comments about women wearing circus tents then tries to laugh it off. Its pretty rude if you ask me.
Nah, I'll tell you what rude is, coming in here and telling everyone your mothers a crap cook, thats not just rude it's bloody disrespectful, ungrateful little mare
Looks like you have typed without thinking again! Not nice to insult a woman over her mother just because she took offence to your .shall we call it humour. Stick to having a dig at me as its not good picking on the women and you will look like a bully if your not careful." | |||
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"Believe me savanna bonky doesnt always have the last word especially when the pussy posse jump on him, he takes as much shit as he gives, anyway if he gets out of order we just go and kick his knee" Thankyou miss, got seriously misunderstood this evening, still getting snotty pm's from someone not even involved 
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"Believe me savanna bonky doesnt always have the last word especially when the pussy posse jump on him, he takes as much shit as he gives, anyway if he gets out of order we just go and kick his knee Thankyou miss, got seriously misunderstood this evening, still getting snotty pm's from someone not even involved
May have to go into hiding "ha ha bet your not getting as many as youve had of me lol | |||
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"Believe me savanna bonky doesnt always have the last word especially when the pussy posse jump on him, he takes as much shit as he gives, anyway if he gets out of order we just go and kick his knee Thankyou miss, got seriously misunderstood this evening, still getting snotty pm's from someone not even involved
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"I can hang shopping bags from my dick....not sure what he can hang from his tho "Bloody feminist....carry your own bags... | |||
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Bloody feminist....carry your own bags... ". I do, as I seldom go shopping with other people, so there!  | |||
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"I do, as I seldom go shopping with other people, so there!
lol...thats because youre trained... ". No, because I am a billy no mate! | |||
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). I know you have military humour and the sweetest nature....... but FFS, please remember that some people on here need a personality transplant!!!
Savannah..... give it a rest. You have to remember that on here, you can read what is typed but you can't pick up the context in which it is typed in. Humour doesn't always come across well, but my advice, (whether you choose to take it or not) is to take everything that is said on the forums with a pinch of salt unless someone insults you directly (and believe me, you'll know a real insult when you read one).
And if anyone wants to know about mothers that are crap cooks....... they can meet mine!! apart from breakfast, they eat out, ALL the time....... I can't remember the last time my mother did anything but open a tin or throw something in the microwave and cross her fingers!
Now............ I'll wag my finger at the lot of you and say "shame on you", you all deserve a jolly good spanking for letting an innocent thread disintegrate into mayhem........ when I'm have a break!
Wait til I'm back next time!!!!
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"Just had a thought.... Surely, the longer the lever, the less weight that you can put on it..... therefore, a guy with a stubby dick would be able to hang more? Basic physics 101 lol!!!" A good theory, but if the guy has a long dick but a big fat arse to go with it, the arse will act as a counterbalance thus more weight could be suspended from the aforementioned dick | |||
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"Just had a thought.... Surely, the longer the lever, the less weight that you can put on it..... therefore, a guy with a stubby dick would be able to hang more? Basic physics 101 lol!!! A good theory, but if the guy has a long dick but a big fat arse to go with it, the arse will act as a counterbalance thus more weight could be suspended from the aforementioned dick "and if you hang the weight as far back as possible will help too ? | |||
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"Just had a thought.... Surely, the longer the lever, the less weight that you can put on it..... therefore, a guy with a stubby dick would be able to hang more? Basic physics 101 lol!!! A good theory, but if the guy has a long dick but a big fat arse to go with it, the arse will act as a counterbalance thus more weight could be suspended from the aforementioned dick "No no no lol!!!!! Surely the size of the arse has no correlation, as the dick is a free-moving lever with no counter-balance. Well, I can only speak for myself, but I am sure my dick aint attached to my butt lol!! (Waits for the inevitable pathetic attempt at humour from one of the ladies with regards to this post!!) | |||
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"wow that was funny scrolling through that!!! not having owned a dick ( although have came across a few in my time both male and female) i cant comment but an ex of mine god i miss his dick ... he used to could hang a bath towel on his and make it move up and down!! was highly amusin one night he was d*unk and decided to show my mother his wee party trick lol!! xx "Ah the old mother daughter dream | |||
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"she wasnt impressed lol just looked at him over her glasses and said " aye well done pal i knew it wasnt your brain that attracted her to you" lol xx "that did actually make me laugh !! ty | |||
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