FabSwingers.com forum: If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell ANYONE.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But there would be signs.

What would the signs be for you?

Mine would be: I would start shopping at Waitrose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t have a dodgy firestick anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d have boobs. "

That’s a good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t have a dodgy firestick anymore. "

You’d pay for sky sports AND sky movies

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

The little knobhead on my street would disappear

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"But there would be signs.

What would the signs be for you?

Mine would be: I would start shopping at Waitrose. "

Wouldn't you even say 'thanks for being my friend, but BYEEEEEEE '

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

My dialtone would always be an international one??????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t have a dodgy firestick anymore.

You’d pay for sky sports AND sky movies "

It’s done me proud overall but can be frustrating at times. Especially watching the Everton game on the final day last season, it was stressful enough without the buffering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd look less like a hobo

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By *JcuriousCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

If it was a massive amount, i wouldn't be in the UK anymore that's for sure!

Miss S x

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By *uteinasuitMan
over a year ago

Herts

A better camera lol

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I would tell everyone. Then go and live on my island in peace

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

I'd have a double bass and a music room to keep it in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But there would be signs.

What would the signs be for you?

Mine would be: I would start shopping at Waitrose.

Wouldn't you even say 'thanks for being my friend, but BYEEEEEEE '"

I would never

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The little knobhead on my street would disappear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dialtone would always be an international one??????????????"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t have a dodgy firestick anymore.

You’d pay for sky sports AND sky movies

It’s done me proud overall but can be frustrating at times. Especially watching the Everton game on the final day last season, it was stressful enough without the buffering! "
always the ones you don’t want it to buffer on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd look less like a hobo

I’d like to see what you look like right now actually

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

My new apartment overlooking the river

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it was a massive amount, i wouldn't be in the UK anymore that's for sure!

Miss S x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A better camera lol"

Latest iPhone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would tell everyone. Then go and live on my island in peace

ofc you would

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd have a double bass and a music room to keep it in "

A whole extra room?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My new apartment overlooking the river"
that’s an obvious one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have my people do my forum posts pp Glowupdoll

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

In no particular order:

Nose job and boob lift

Sudden holiday to Memphis (top on my bucket list)

Brand new black range rover

Subtle

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By *undee2Man
over a year ago

Dundee

The lottery, a tax on hope. No thanks but good luck to you all.

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"The little knobhead on my street would disappear

Oh"

Since him and his family moved on our little street 3 cars have been st0len ,5 sheds broken into even the the two coppers who live next door to me have had the garden furniture nicked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In no particular order:

Nose job and boob lift

Sudden holiday to Memphis (top on my bucket list)

Brand new black range rover

Subtle "
extremely subtle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Aston Martin parked outside my battered 2up 2down.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I didn't tell anyone!

Whoops !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Private medical health care.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The lottery, a tax on hope. No thanks but good luck to you all."

Fun

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

The heating would be up at 20.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The little knobhead on my street would disappear

Since him and his family moved on our little street 3 cars have been st0len ,5 sheds broken into even the the two coppers who live next door to me have had the garden furniture nicked

All you need is some hoods, tar, feathers and a lamppost

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'd have to buy another flat just for the shoe storage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The heating would be up at 20.

that’s the shit I’m talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the same delightful arsehole, but from my helicopter

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The heating would be up at 20.

Flash fucker!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I buy a golden pipe grow long side burns and call myself amos

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

I'd have a pair of trainers with no mud on them

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My house would be filled with Method products.

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By *nn_JamesCouple
over a year ago

East Berks / South Bucks

We could then afford to use the mini-bar in the hotel.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I'd have a loud exhaust and stickers on my Ford car so people think I am 'down wiv it bruv'.

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

"I'd have a double bass and a music room to keep it in

A whole extra room?!"

Yeah as I don't have anywhere to keep a double bass and my husband won't let me have a music room so would have the perfect excuse for both

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

Vinted deleted.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A convertible Cinquecento in pale turquoise would appear in the garage of my six bed, six bath, indoor pool, hot tub, sauna, secluded woodland home.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

That squeaky floorboard would be fixed and my garden would have a few extra trees.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Id make my house roof look like a viking helmet

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'd have a set of sexy wheelchair enhancements, like a power assist and a handcycle.

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By *esiGalGuy123Man
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

I'd have anything and everything I have ever desired.. and made sure those around me were happy and comfortable.

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Id make my house roof look like a viking helmet "

I'd make my helmet look like the roof of a house

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By *orl1971Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I’d have boobs. "

You look great as you are !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My house would be filled with Method products. "

Ok Heisenberg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd have a pair of trainers with no mud on them"

So this! I’d always have a fresh pair of Nikes

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Assuming it was a life-changing sum.

I'd go into work as normal, but the first time anyone said anything to me I'd throw an absolute shit-fit and strop off in a huff, never to be seen again.

"Morning Sarah, want a cup of tea?"

"Tea? TEA??? Are you saying all I do is slack off drinking tea? Are you insinuating I don't do any work round here? How DARE you call me lazy, I'm so insulted. I'm not staying anywhere that doesn't appreciate what I bring to the bloody table, fuck this company and shove your job up your arse" *gather belongings and strop off to the car*

It would be the stuff of legend, forever I'd be remembered as "remember that weird woman who quit because Fred offered her a cuppa?"

Not that I've put much thought into it, you understand.

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I'd disappear

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

My dwelling would increase in size....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be looking snatched allll the time

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd pay someone to finish my endless renovation

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

i used to shop all the time at Waitrose, it wasnt that brilliant!!

i would go on the longest holiday - and move!!! I would rent my house out to some awful people that played loud music and sat on their front step and shouted at the neighbours regularly

other than than - nothing would change

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

My house would be filled with all the old dogs no one wants to adopt. Make sure they are looked after and cared for in their final years.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My house would be filled with all the old dogs no one wants to adopt. Make sure they are looked after and cared for in their final years."

There's a Canadian YouTuber doing a fundraiser for a local senior dog rescue. I think it's a great idea. (I watch dog videos to zone out sometimes)

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
over a year ago

Burley

I'd buy all the best 4 billion thread count Egyptian cotton bedding and hire a house-keeper to change it every day.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

"My house would be filled with all the old dogs no one wants to adopt. Make sure they are looked after and cared for in their final years."

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

The new 3 car garage might be a give away!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

A big house filled with dogs

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

A beautiful grand piano, and a big house to put it in

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My house would be both tidy and clean, all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sign would be that I would fuck off and tell nobody where I live, in flack I plan to do that at some point anyway not one person is getting my next address

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My house would be both tidy and clean, all the time. "

This is a great example

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