FabSwingers.com forum: ••·· Seeking Å Høtwife ··••

By *eroLondon OP Man
39 weeks ago

Mayfair

One is looking for a høtwife. Not any type of wife, but a hot one. Her demeanour must be less than a raging fire but significantly more than glowing embers. She can be cool when called for but not lukewarm or tepid.

I offer sybaritic experiences without compromises.

Accepting applications on traditional parchment paper only. Enquire within!

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By *elloWoman
39 weeks ago

alpha centauri

that's me out, I'm a room temperature spinster

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
39 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Guess that means I'm out too... I'm a ultra hot divorcée (blasted hormones have a lot to answer for

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

I'm tepid as fuck.

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By *mf123Man
39 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Nobody really wants a wife thats a munter

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By *illy IdolMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

Happy to consider lukewarm over here

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Can I be a hot bird instead?

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By *ea monkeyMan
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Do they need to be your wife or anyone’s?

Have you tried looking around the tanning salons, they’re usually quite warm when they come out of there

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By *eroLondon OP Man
39 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Nobody really wants a wife thats a munter"

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I think you're not keeping with the spirit of this (lighthearted) thread. This has got nothing to do with looks.

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By *ou only live onceMan
39 weeks ago

London

"Nobody really wants a wife thats a munter

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I think you're not keeping with the spirit of this (lighthearted) thread. This has got nothing to do with looks.

Sadly we don't get to quote the genius of Arsene Wenger enough, but "everyone thinks they have the prettiest wife at home..."

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Sorry OP but I am nearly always cold. I think I may be part reptile.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
39 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Do they need to be your wife or anyone’s?..."

Anyone's, dear fellow.

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By *agerMorganMan
39 weeks ago

Canvey Island

"Nobody really wants a wife thats a munter"

That’s the spirit…

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I'm seeking hot sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"I'm seeking hot sex.

Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all?…

*sighs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

"I'm seeking hot sex.

Is that a bit like hot yoga? Try sex in a sauna

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"I'm seeking hot sex.

Is that a bit like hot yoga? Try sex in a sauna

Steamy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

"I'm seeking hot sex.

Is that a bit like hot yoga? Try sex in a sauna

Steamy"

Hard work, I say

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By *rightonfranceMan
39 weeks ago

brighton - chalais france

Aren't we all seeking a hot wife?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
39 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Happy to consider Luke Warm over here

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Luke, meet Willy.

Willy, meet Luke.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

"Aren't we all seeking a hot wife?"

Some already have one

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"Happy to consider Luke Warm over here

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Luke, meet Willy.

Willy, meet Luke.

Luke warm. Great username right there.

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By *ickshawedCouple
39 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

That's me out. My temperature is more "someone forgot to pay the gas bill"

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

R told me that I was really sweaty in bed and I need to open the window. I think he meant I'm super hot

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By *elloWoman
39 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"R told me that I was really sweaty in bed and I need to open the window. I think he meant I'm super hot

Or he had farted and was too lazy to open the window himself

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"R told me that I was really sweaty in bed and I need to open the window. I think he meant I'm super hot

Or he had farted and was too lazy to open the window himself

He may have been hinting that it's time to swap the winter duvet for the summer one. Which, incidentally, it's what he traps my head under when he farts so it probably wasn't that.

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By *ansoffateMan
39 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Can I apply with hieroglyphics on a handcrafted vase?

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By *rightonfranceMan
39 weeks ago

brighton - chalais france

"Aren't we all seeking a hot wife?

Some already have one

lucky you.. wanna share.. lol

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By *JcuriousCouple
39 weeks ago

Derby

I'm no good, I'm not hot or a wife

Miss S x

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By *RWoodyCouple
39 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"I'm no good, I'm not hot or a wife

Miss S x"

Couple of untruths in your post Miss S...

Mrs J xx

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By *JcuriousCouple
39 weeks ago

Derby

"I'm no good, I'm not hot or a wife

Miss S x

Couple of untruths in your post Miss S...

Mrs J xx"

Oh you...

Miss S x

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By *odgerMooreMan
39 weeks ago

Nowhere

Id settle for a curvaceous vixen with the look of a rampant fellatrice … Kelly Brook wouldn’t snap if i threw her on the bed!! - that!!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
39 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Does a sweaty wifie count?

Mrs TMN x

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss

Well I couldn't be any further from this if I tried

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By *ea monkeyMan
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Well I couldn't be any further from this if I tried

You’re always hot

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By *educing_EmCouple
39 weeks ago

Tipperary

I go from cold to raging fire, is that too much?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
39 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I'm menopausal if that helps?? I go from boiling to being off boil in 0.3rd of a second then back to boiling

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By *ot to giggleWoman
39 weeks ago

Coventry

not hot and not a wife! god forbid

may find a smoulder with the right ignition,

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By *eroLondon OP Man
39 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Can I apply with hieroglyphics on a handcrafted vase? "

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I think this would be acceptable.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
39 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Does a sweaty wifie count?

Mrs TMN x"

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Yes, but only up to 69. The numbers usually end there.

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By *nnCeeWoman
39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Dammit!

Same as GTG, I'm neither hot, nor a wife any longer.

That's me off the list!

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By *ansoffateMan
39 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"I go from cold to raging fire, is that too much?

You are the partner equivalent of climate control.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
39 weeks ago

stanley

"Can I be a hot bird instead?

Totes

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
39 weeks ago

stanley

"not hot and not a wife! god forbid

may find a smoulder with the right ignition,

Pop ya jodhpurs and boots on and tell me you don’t feel like a hottie ?

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By *ansoffateMan
39 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Can I apply with hieroglyphics on a handcrafted vase?

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I think this would be acceptable.

Re-enacting the scene from Ghost as we speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Maybe I’m as hot as my hair colour

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
39 weeks ago

stanley

"Maybe I’m as hot as my hair colour

Can’t disagree with that

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
39 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"Accepting applications on traditional parchment paper only. Enquire within!"

I just ran out of traditional parchment paper yesterday, so guess that's me out too

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By *eroLondon OP Man
39 weeks ago

Mayfair

There are so many self-deprecating women on here, undervaluing themselves, just because they perceive they are a few degrees° less on the Scoville scale.

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By *adyBugsWoman
39 weeks ago

cognito

Dang. I’m not married…or hot

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
39 weeks ago

stanley

"Accepting applications on traditional parchment paper only. Enquire within!

I just ran out of traditional parchment paper yesterday, so guess that's me out too

Use the dried skin off all the time wasters you ever encountered on here

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss

"Well I couldn't be any further from this if I tried

You’re always hot"

You mean sweating

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By *eroLondon OP Man
39 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Sorry OP but I am nearly always cold. I think I may be part reptile.

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I have a fetish for cold hearted Salamanders. Sorry "cold blooded".

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