FabSwingers.com forum: If you sent your crush a face picture

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would their response be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Crimewatch ended.

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By *omRPMan
over a year ago

North Curry

"What would their response be?"

Argh! Apparently, I’m scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’d say “hot damn, I wanna climb him like a tree”

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

That would go 'aaarrrrrgggghhhhhh, sweet jesus NO'

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Ooh you have pink hair…

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Thanks, but I still don’t want to shag you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my God, you're so fit. Where have you been all my life? Please take me now in a manly fashion before I put in a home insurance claim for water damage... Or something like that

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

The music would kick in. There might even be a montage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd have one of those visions like on that's so Raven

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Where have you been all my life

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By *usurrusCouple
over a year ago

North West.

Him - Jeez, how grey are you - at least you still have hair.

Her - are you sure you are 50 something - you clearly had an easy paper round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would their response be?"

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

they would say there was a message error

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"What would their response be?"

Probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why have you sent me that? I know what you look like!"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm really hoping it's not an oh gosh you've aged Meli. I'd like to think it would be 'so about those drinks/that date'..

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

He'd probably think I was a proper weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eurgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on….

I’ll trial it

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

She'd go weak at the knees, of course.

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By *ringbackfingeringMan
over a year ago

Huntingdon

"Well, at least I can sit on it...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really hoping it's not an oh gosh you've aged Meli. I'd like to think it would be 'so about those drinks/that date'.."

Send it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They'd have one of those visions like on that's so Raven "

I LOVED That so Raven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catfish

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

They'd spontaneously cum on the spot, of course.

Mrs TMN

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Block.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm really hoping it's not an oh gosh you've aged Meli. I'd like to think it would be 'so about those drinks/that date'..

Send it. "

I have (I have a few crushes). Fingers crossed our missives continue.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I don't have a crush right now. Which is sad because I have a nice new face picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a crush right now. Which is sad because I have a nice new face picture.

J "

You can send it to me if you want, so it doesn't go to waste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a crush right now. Which is sad because I have a nice new face picture.

J "

Send. I like face pictures.

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By *uteinasuitMan
over a year ago

Herts

"What would their response be?"

I actually did this morning and she's not responded. But tbf she already knew what I looked like and hasn't run off yet. She's very popular

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really hoping it's not an oh gosh you've aged Meli. I'd like to think it would be 'so about those drinks/that date'..

Send it.

I have (I have a few crushes). Fingers crossed our missives continue.

Them ones when I meant send it to me.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Hang on….

I’ll trial it"

Hasn’t come through yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a polite thanks but no thanks

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Sorry for cracking your phone screens Midnight and Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry for cracking your phone screens Midnight and Steve

Love it and I love your hair colour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry for cracking your phone screens Midnight and Steve

Love it and I love your hair colour

She knows she’s beautiful

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Sorry for cracking your phone screens Midnight and Steve

Love it and I love your hair colour

She knows she’s beautiful"

It's a good picture but honestly it feels a little catfishy! Even though it's me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry for cracking your phone screens Midnight and Steve

Love it and I love your hair colour

She knows she’s beautiful

It's a good picture but honestly it feels a little catfishy! Even though it's me

Nah it looks just like you.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Normally it's either you look like a country bumpkin or you don't look like I expected. Which I can never decide if it's a good thing or bad.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm really hoping it's not an oh gosh you've aged Meli. I'd like to think it would be 'so about those drinks/that date'..

Send it.

I have (I have a few crushes). Fingers crossed our missives continue.

Them ones when I meant send it to me. "

Ohhhh. Clearly not firing on all cylinders.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

You could have warned me, I don't have screen insurance!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really hoping it's not an oh gosh you've aged Meli. I'd like to think it would be 'so about those drinks/that date'..

Send it.

I have (I have a few crushes). Fingers crossed our missives continue.

Them ones when I meant send it to me.

Ohhhh. Clearly not firing on all cylinders. "

It’s cool I’m going to deactivate now bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry for cracking your phone screens Midnight and Steve

Love it and I love your hair colour

She knows she’s beautiful

It's a good picture but honestly it feels a little catfishy! Even though it's me

I love it, embrace it

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’d expect an instant block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’d probably think I was a right weirdo, then send a polite message back.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*Through cracked screen*

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

“Mmmmm bit early for Halloween luv”

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"I’d expect an instant block"

Surely not

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

"What would their response be?"

Eye bleach.

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By *assConductorMan
over a year ago

the wild

"What would their response be?"

I have no idea, and the world will never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a ‘thank you xx’. I followed up enquiring about the thank you, to which I received, ‘I will always thank you.’

Ffs.

I knew this crush wasn’t into me the way I’m into them. I really should stop trying to get them to notice me.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

They'd probably say "We all know what you look like Nicky. Can't you just show me your cock like everyone else does?".

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I got a ‘thank you xx’. I followed up enquiring about the thank you, to which I received, ‘I will always thank you.’

Ffs.

I knew this crush wasn’t into me the way I’m into them. I really should stop trying to get them to notice me. "

Oh this is sooooo familiar

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Oh gosh no no no haha

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

As if by magic...they'd dissappear

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"What would their response be?"

I had that. It was sort of silence.

In cartoon form like Tom the Cat creeping away when the big bulldog appears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably “Thanks but no thanks”

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

She ^ has a face that launched a thousand ships.

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Bobfoc

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Bobfoc"

I don't even have the body off Baywatch part

(I think ive a cute face, though!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She ^ has a face that launched a thousand ships."

My name is Lucy, not Helen

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

"She ^ has a face that launched a thousand ships.

My name is Lucy, not Helen

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That's not your real name though, Gertrude.

I think it was a thousand Triremes that were launched.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aggggh

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"She ^ has a face that launched a thousand ships.

My name is Lucy, not Helen

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That's not your real name though, Gertrude.

I think it was a thousand Triremes that were launched."

Were those big ships?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

"What would their response be?"

After they'd stopped laughing they'd probably ask if I had to use a wide angle lens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what one

I have ones that are awesome and perfect

And then I have ones that are a total mess

Can never seem to get my verification one right always look a state in them no matter how hard I try

But I have others that I looks like a 20 out 10 face wise but not holding paper

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By *cotty_01ukMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I fuckin love that thought crime watch ended hahahaha

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By *abonTedCouple
over a year ago

Midlands & Cheltenham

"What would their response be?"

I did a couple of years ago and she’s asleep next to me now.

- she does know I’m in bed with her

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

is what I'm guessing

Tinder

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"What would their response be?

I did a couple of years ago and she’s asleep next to me now.

- she does know I’m in bed with her

Yay.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Probably “ your a lot more minging than I thought you were “ or “ you look like to rob pensioners at cash machines “

The mr

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

"Hello gorgeous,where have you been all my life?".

Or more likely, their phone would refuse to accept my pixels.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Only it looks like you landed on your face.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

In real life, I dare say I would get a restraining order put on me.

On here I would be blocked.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
over a year ago

Always on the move

*vomit* or something along those lines I imagine

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

It would probably be “thanks but no thanks”

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Only it looks like you landed on your face."

Trying not to actually LOL at my desk...

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

And in response to the OP question...

UNLOS....

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’d hope they’d like it. I think I look alright these days

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I’d hope they’d like it. I think I look alright these days

You look lovely from what I can see

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

Absolutely! I wouldn't fancy me!

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

Absolutely! I wouldn't fancy me!"
sad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

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No- I’m attractive to people not on fab

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By *JcuriousCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have done that and got a good response... Phew

Miss S x

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No- I’m attractive to people not on fab

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I actually relate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No, I think I’m beautiful. My crush just lacks taste.

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No, I think I’m beautiful. My crush just lacks taste.

keep up the good work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

"
nope. See my response.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have done that and got a good response... Phew

Miss S x"
did they call you cute? Because you’re smol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No- I’m attractive to people not on fab

I actually relate

It’s a evil world on here

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No- I’m attractive to people not on fab

I actually relate

It’s a evil world on here

Charge it to the game

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No- I’m attractive to people not on fab

I actually relate

It’s a evil world on here

Charge it to the game

You bastard. Well played.

My man

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No- I’m attractive to people not on fab

I actually relate

It’s a evil world on here

Charge it to the game

You bastard. Well played.

My man "

So easy to wind up today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

Or they just think realistically

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No- I’m attractive to people not on fab

I actually relate

It’s a evil world on here

Charge it to the game

You bastard. Well played.

My man

So easy to wind up today

It’s ok. Your day of reckoning is coming soon

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

Or they just think realistically "

Yep. Been and done that.

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

Absolutely! I wouldn't fancy me!sad"

I wouldn't

-shrug-

Doesn't mean to say others wouldn't, but I'm not overly enamoured with my face. My eyes are nice, and I like my lips, but the total thing? Meh.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

"She ^ has a face that launched a thousand ships.

My name is Lucy, not Helen

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That's not your real name though, Gertrude.

I think it was a thousand Triremes that were launched.

Were those big ships?"

•

I'm going to let @Swing answer that one. She's our resident Classical History expert...

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

well I have a few comments usually one of the following:

too old

too grey

too bearded

too Scottish, whatever that is!

or a combo of the above

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By *lint25Man
over a year ago

newport

Cue tumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delete message

Log out

Delete profile

Bin phone

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By *alm_one4Man
over a year ago

RM16

On the basis that neither are looking for anyone remotely like me then not a lot.

In fact for one im blocked, the other I’d expect it’d stay un-read.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

More people should. Yeah sure, nothing might come of it. It could lead to... something though.

Don't throw away your shots people.

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

"She ^ has a face that launched a thousand ships.

My name is Lucy, not Helen

•

That's not your real name though, Gertrude.

I think it was a thousand Triremes that were launched.

Were those big ships?

•

I'm going to let @Swing answer that one. She's our resident Classical History expert..."

I'm not @Swing (or female), but I do know that Triremes were large Galleys with three rows of oars each side.

They were powerful ships, often used to ram enemy ships, as The Persians found out to their cost at the battle of Salamis.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Standard response. "FFS why are you attached and live all the way up there?"

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Probably an instant block

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More people should. Yeah sure, nothing might come of it. It could lead to... something though.

Don't throw away your shots people.

Easy to say when you’re pretty and people want you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More people should. Yeah sure, nothing might come of it. It could lead to... something though.

Don't throw away your shots people.

This all day long.

I plant my face in many a hotties box.

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By *aughtyGent86Man
over a year ago

Stockport

lol tried that got blocked. D’oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as a guess

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"well I have a few comments usually one of the following:

too old

too grey

too bearded

too Scottish, whatever that is!

or a combo of the above"

You can never be too Scottish! Unless you have Irn Bru in your veins instead of blood

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

I've not had a great response rate to declaring myself to those I fancy on here. Only 1 person has responded in a positive way.

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Standard response. "FFS why are you attached and live all the way up there?""

Lol.

But you've an absolutely wicked profile...I see why people are drawn in

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

It would be nothing but sheer adoration

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"It would be nothing but sheer adoration

Mr "

#obvs

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Probably just ignore it

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"It would be nothing but sheer adoration

#obvs"

No point in fighting evolution LB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I admired my fab crush from afar for the best part of a year.

Plucked up nerve to message her, got a delete and block.

At least it put me out of my misery sooner!

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