FabSwingers.com forum: If you sent your crush a face picture

By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

What would their response be?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I thought Crimewatch ended.

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By *omRPMan
39 weeks ago

North Curry

"What would their response be?"

Argh! Apparently, I’m scary.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
39 weeks ago

The Continental

They’d say “hot damn, I wanna climb him like a tree”

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By *elloWoman
39 weeks ago

alpha centauri

That would go 'aaarrrrrgggghhhhhh, sweet jesus NO'

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Ooh you have pink hair…

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By *dam1971Man
39 weeks ago

Bedford

Thanks, but I still don’t want to shag you!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Oh my God, you're so fit. Where have you been all my life? Please take me now in a manly fashion before I put in a home insurance claim for water damage... Or something like that

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
39 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

The music would kick in. There might even be a montage.

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By *educing_EmCouple
39 weeks ago

Tipperary

They'd have one of those visions like on that's so Raven

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By *weetiepie99Woman
39 weeks ago

cardiff

Where have you been all my life

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By *usurrusCouple
39 weeks ago

North West.

Him - Jeez, how grey are you - at least you still have hair.

Her - are you sure you are 50 something - you clearly had an easy paper round.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
39 weeks ago

Wales

"What would their response be?"

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By *ot to giggleWoman
39 weeks ago

Coventry

they would say there was a message error

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton

"What would their response be?"

Probably

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By *hrek101Man
39 weeks ago

Herts

Block

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By *ell GwynnWoman
39 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Why have you sent me that? I know what you look like!"

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By *eliWoman
39 weeks ago

I'm really hoping it's not an oh gosh you've aged Meli. I'd like to think it would be 'so about those drinks/that date'..

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
39 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

He'd probably think I was a proper weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Eurgh

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex

Hang on….

I’ll trial it

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By *ansoffateMan
39 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

She'd go weak at the knees, of course.

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By *ringbackfingeringMan
39 weeks ago

Coventry

"Well, at least I can sit on it...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"I'm really hoping it's not an oh gosh you've aged Meli. I'd like to think it would be 'so about those drinks/that date'.."

Send it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"They'd have one of those visions like on that's so Raven "

I LOVED That so Raven

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Catfish

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
39 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

They'd spontaneously cum on the spot, of course.

Mrs TMN

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
39 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Block.

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By *eliWoman
39 weeks ago

"I'm really hoping it's not an oh gosh you've aged Meli. I'd like to think it would be 'so about those drinks/that date'..

Send it. "

I have (I have a few crushes). Fingers crossed our missives continue.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I don't have a crush right now. Which is sad because I have a nice new face picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"I don't have a crush right now. Which is sad because I have a nice new face picture.

J "

You can send it to me if you want, so it doesn't go to waste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"I don't have a crush right now. Which is sad because I have a nice new face picture.

J "

Send. I like face pictures.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
39 weeks ago

Herts

"What would their response be?"

I actually did this morning and she's not responded. But tbf she already knew what I looked like and hasn't run off yet. She's very popular

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"I'm really hoping it's not an oh gosh you've aged Meli. I'd like to think it would be 'so about those drinks/that date'..

Send it.

I have (I have a few crushes). Fingers crossed our missives continue.

Them ones when I meant send it to me.

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By *dam1971Man
39 weeks ago

Bedford

"Hang on….

I’ll trial it"

Hasn’t come through yet?

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By *amie HantsWoman
39 weeks ago

Atlantis

It’s a polite thanks but no thanks

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Sorry for cracking your phone screens Midnight and Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"Sorry for cracking your phone screens Midnight and Steve

Love it and I love your hair colour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"Sorry for cracking your phone screens Midnight and Steve

Love it and I love your hair colour

She knows she’s beautiful

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Sorry for cracking your phone screens Midnight and Steve

Love it and I love your hair colour

She knows she’s beautiful"

It's a good picture but honestly it feels a little catfishy! Even though it's me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"Sorry for cracking your phone screens Midnight and Steve

Love it and I love your hair colour

She knows she’s beautiful

It's a good picture but honestly it feels a little catfishy! Even though it's me

Nah it looks just like you.

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By *emorefridaCouple
39 weeks ago

La la land

Normally it's either you look like a country bumpkin or you don't look like I expected. Which I can never decide if it's a good thing or bad.

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By *eliWoman
39 weeks ago

"I'm really hoping it's not an oh gosh you've aged Meli. I'd like to think it would be 'so about those drinks/that date'..

Send it.

I have (I have a few crushes). Fingers crossed our missives continue.

Them ones when I meant send it to me. "

Ohhhh. Clearly not firing on all cylinders.

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By *illan-KillashMan
39 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

You could have warned me, I don't have screen insurance!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"I'm really hoping it's not an oh gosh you've aged Meli. I'd like to think it would be 'so about those drinks/that date'..

Send it.

I have (I have a few crushes). Fingers crossed our missives continue.

Them ones when I meant send it to me.

Ohhhh. Clearly not firing on all cylinders. "

It’s cool I’m going to deactivate now bye

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"Sorry for cracking your phone screens Midnight and Steve

Love it and I love your hair colour

She knows she’s beautiful

It's a good picture but honestly it feels a little catfishy! Even though it's me

I love it, embrace it

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By *B69Woman
39 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I’d expect an instant block

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

They’d probably think I was a right weirdo, then send a polite message back.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

*Through cracked screen*

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By *a LunaWoman
39 weeks ago

South Wales

“Mmmmm bit early for Halloween luv”

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By *ags73Man
39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I’d expect an instant block"

Surely not

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By *agatoXXXMan
39 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"What would their response be?"

Eye bleach.

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By *assConductorMan
39 weeks ago

the wild

"What would their response be?"

I have no idea, and the world will never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I got a ‘thank you xx’. I followed up enquiring about the thank you, to which I received, ‘I will always thank you.’

Ffs.

I knew this crush wasn’t into me the way I’m into them. I really should stop trying to get them to notice me.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
39 weeks ago

St Leonards

They'd probably say "We all know what you look like Nicky. Can't you just show me your cock like everyone else does?".

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton

"I got a ‘thank you xx’. I followed up enquiring about the thank you, to which I received, ‘I will always thank you.’

Ffs.

I knew this crush wasn’t into me the way I’m into them. I really should stop trying to get them to notice me. "

Oh this is sooooo familiar

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
39 weeks ago

Merseyside

Oh gosh no no no haha

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By *coobyABCMan
39 weeks ago

Aberdeen

As if by magic...they'd dissappear

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By *ags73Man
39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"What would their response be?"

I had that. It was sort of silence.

In cartoon form like Tom the Cat creeping away when the big bulldog appears

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By *onkeynutWoman
39 weeks ago

somewhere

Probably “Thanks but no thanks”

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By *eroLondonMan
39 weeks ago

Mayfair

She ^ has a face that launched a thousand ships.

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By *esthetic21Man
39 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Bobfoc

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
39 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Bobfoc"

I don't even have the body off Baywatch part

(I think ive a cute face, though!)

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By *onkeynutWoman
39 weeks ago

somewhere

"She ^ has a face that launched a thousand ships."

My name is Lucy, not Helen

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By *eroLondonMan
39 weeks ago

Mayfair

"She ^ has a face that launched a thousand ships.

My name is Lucy, not Helen

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That's not your real name though, Gertrude.

I think it was a thousand Triremes that were launched.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Aggggh

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By *ags73Man
39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"She ^ has a face that launched a thousand ships.

My name is Lucy, not Helen

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That's not your real name though, Gertrude.

I think it was a thousand Triremes that were launched."

Were those big ships?

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By *hunky GentMan
39 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What would their response be?"

After they'd stopped laughing they'd probably ask if I had to use a wide angle lens.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Depends on what one

I have ones that are awesome and perfect

And then I have ones that are a total mess

Can never seem to get my verification one right always look a state in them no matter how hard I try

But I have others that I looks like a 20 out 10 face wise but not holding paper

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By *cotty_01ukMan
39 weeks ago

birmingham

I fuckin love that thought crime watch ended hahahaha

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By *abonTedCouple
39 weeks ago

Midlands & Cheltenham

"What would their response be?"

I did a couple of years ago and she’s asleep next to me now.

- she does know I’m in bed with her

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
39 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

is what I'm guessing

Tinder

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By *ags73Man
39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"What would their response be?

I did a couple of years ago and she’s asleep next to me now.

- she does know I’m in bed with her

Yay.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
39 weeks ago

Leeds

Probably “ your a lot more minging than I thought you were “ or “ you look like to rob pensioners at cash machines “

The mr

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Stockport

"Hello gorgeous,where have you been all my life?".

Or more likely, their phone would refuse to accept my pixels.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
39 weeks ago

Wirral

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Only it looks like you landed on your face.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Horsham

In real life, I dare say I would get a restraining order put on me.

On here I would be blocked.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
39 weeks ago

Always on the move

*vomit* or something along those lines I imagine

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By *.R.MMan
39 weeks ago

Norfolk

It would probably be “thanks but no thanks”

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By *nnCeeWoman
39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Only it looks like you landed on your face."

Trying not to actually LOL at my desk...

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By *nnCeeWoman
39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

And in response to the OP question...

UNLOS....

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
39 weeks ago

Manchester

I’d hope they’d like it. I think I look alright these days

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton

"I’d hope they’d like it. I think I look alright these days

You look lovely from what I can see

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By *LiamMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

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By *nnCeeWoman
39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

Absolutely! I wouldn't fancy me!

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By *LiamMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

Absolutely! I wouldn't fancy me!"
sad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

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No- I’m attractive to people not on fab

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By *JcuriousCouple
39 weeks ago

Derby

I have done that and got a good response... Phew

Miss S x

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By *LiamMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No- I’m attractive to people not on fab

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I actually relate

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No, I think I’m beautiful. My crush just lacks taste.

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By *LiamMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No, I think I’m beautiful. My crush just lacks taste.

keep up the good work

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
39 weeks ago

The Continental

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

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nope. See my response.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"I have done that and got a good response... Phew

Miss S x"
did they call you cute? Because you’re smol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No- I’m attractive to people not on fab

I actually relate

It’s a evil world on here

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No- I’m attractive to people not on fab

I actually relate

It’s a evil world on here

Charge it to the game

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No- I’m attractive to people not on fab

I actually relate

It’s a evil world on here

Charge it to the game

You bastard. Well played.

My man

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No- I’m attractive to people not on fab

I actually relate

It’s a evil world on here

Charge it to the game

You bastard. Well played.

My man "

So easy to wind up today

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

Or they just think realistically

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

No- I’m attractive to people not on fab

I actually relate

It’s a evil world on here

Charge it to the game

You bastard. Well played.

My man

So easy to wind up today

It’s ok. Your day of reckoning is coming soon

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By *ags73Man
39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

Or they just think realistically "

Yep. Been and done that.

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By *nnCeeWoman
39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

Absolutely! I wouldn't fancy me!sad"

I wouldn't

-shrug-

Doesn't mean to say others wouldn't, but I'm not overly enamoured with my face. My eyes are nice, and I like my lips, but the total thing? Meh.

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By *eroLondonMan
39 weeks ago

Mayfair

"She ^ has a face that launched a thousand ships.

My name is Lucy, not Helen

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That's not your real name though, Gertrude.

I think it was a thousand Triremes that were launched.

Were those big ships?"

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I'm going to let @Swing answer that one. She's our resident Classical History expert...

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By *xiled BikerMan
39 weeks ago

Glasgow

well I have a few comments usually one of the following:

too old

too grey

too bearded

too Scottish, whatever that is!

or a combo of the above

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By *ommy2125Man
39 weeks ago

newport

Cue tumble

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Delete message

Log out

Delete profile

Bin phone

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By *alm_one4Man
39 weeks ago

RM16

On the basis that neither are looking for anyone remotely like me then not a lot.

In fact for one im blocked, the other I’d expect it’d stay un-read.

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By *eliWoman
39 weeks ago

More people should. Yeah sure, nothing might come of it. It could lead to... something though.

Don't throw away your shots people.

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By *agatoXXXMan
39 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"She ^ has a face that launched a thousand ships.

My name is Lucy, not Helen

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That's not your real name though, Gertrude.

I think it was a thousand Triremes that were launched.

Were those big ships?

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I'm going to let @Swing answer that one. She's our resident Classical History expert..."

I'm not @Swing (or female), but I do know that Triremes were large Galleys with three rows of oars each side.

They were powerful ships, often used to ram enemy ships, as The Persians found out to their cost at the battle of Salamis.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
39 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Standard response. "FFS why are you attached and live all the way up there?"

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
39 weeks ago

Next Door

Probably an instant block

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"More people should. Yeah sure, nothing might come of it. It could lead to... something though.

Don't throw away your shots people.

Easy to say when you’re pretty and people want you

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
39 weeks ago

The Continental

"More people should. Yeah sure, nothing might come of it. It could lead to... something though.

Don't throw away your shots people.

This all day long.

I plant my face in many a hotties box.

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By *aughtyGent86Man
39 weeks ago

Stockport

lol tried that got blocked. D’oh

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

as a guess

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton

"well I have a few comments usually one of the following:

too old

too grey

too bearded

too Scottish, whatever that is!

or a combo of the above"

You can never be too Scottish! Unless you have Irn Bru in your veins instead of blood

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
39 weeks ago

North West

"So everyone thinks negative of themselves?

I've not had a great response rate to declaring myself to those I fancy on here. Only 1 person has responded in a positive way.

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By *nnCeeWoman
39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Standard response. "FFS why are you attached and live all the way up there?""

Lol.

But you've an absolutely wicked profile...I see why people are drawn in

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
39 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

It would be nothing but sheer adoration

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"It would be nothing but sheer adoration

Mr "

#obvs

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By *riel13Woman
39 weeks ago

Northampton

Probably just ignore it

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
39 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"It would be nothing but sheer adoration

#obvs"

No point in fighting evolution LB

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By *olgateSmileMan
39 weeks ago

London & Edinburgh

I admired my fab crush from afar for the best part of a year.

Plucked up nerve to message her, got a delete and block.

At least it put me out of my misery sooner!

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