FabSwingers.com forum: How big really is ya cock? Lol 7inch 9inch thick

By *orthwestladinbrum OP Man
9 weeks ago

erdington

Always an extra inch ?? xx

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By *esthetic21Man
9 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Bigger than the equator

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By *ikesEmBigMan
9 weeks ago

Herts

5 inches high

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Northampton

A tape measure never lies

Measure from the North

To the vertical edge - don’t bend to the urethra for an extra 3/8”

But also consider Fab is a haven for medical miracles. 90% are over 7 inches and 10% are micro

Penis.

Some would say statistically impossible, but it must be true

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By *ucka39Man
9 weeks ago

Newcastle

Bigger than I thought

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By *r John WickMan
9 weeks ago

The Continental

Between 4” and 14”, it all depends on where I’m measuring from.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
9 weeks ago

Herts

"A tape measure never lies

Measure from the North

To the vertical edge - don’t bend to the urethra for an extra 3/8”

But also consider Fab is a haven for medical miracles. 90% are over 7 inches and 10% are micro

Penis.

Some would say statistically impossible, but it must be true"

You've got to account for the willy warmer

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By *till gameMan
9 weeks ago

fox hat

Only true measurement is against a sky remote

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By *r John WickMan
9 weeks ago

The Continental

"Only true measurement is against a sky remote

Or by drawing tape measure markings onto your penis………..apparently

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
9 weeks ago

Home

Never measured it no point nothing I can do about it

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By *ikesEmBigMan
9 weeks ago

Herts

"Only true measurement is against a sky remote

Those are for the posh people

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By *aveeeMan
9 weeks ago

Wickford

So true mine is actually 7 inches tho 6 or 6.5 inches of girth. 7 isn't massive tho

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By *assage-cornerMan
9 weeks ago

cardiff

Turtle neck when cold 2/3” at best

Snapping turtle when hunting - only 7.5” :/

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By *till gameMan
9 weeks ago

fox hat

"Only true measurement is against a sky remote

Or by drawing tape measure markings onto your penis………..apparently

really

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By *enriette and SamCouple
9 weeks ago

The Magic whip

Yacock is the same size as yafoot

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By *r John WickMan
9 weeks ago

The Continental

"Yacock is the same size as yafoot

Get in!

I’m packing some serious heat then.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

My penisisisis is huuuuuuuuuuge. It's absolutely massive

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By *ikesEmBigMan
9 weeks ago

Herts

Bloody morning glory hence the new uploaded pic. Bloody nuisance

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By *ustincider888Man
9 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Average at best

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By *ikesEmBigMan
9 weeks ago

Herts

8.5 with the right lady

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

On a side note ,do men who put big or vwe in their profile name actually get more meets then us average guys ,6ins on a good day here

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By *ikesEmBigMan
9 weeks ago

Herts

"On a side note ,do men who put big or vwe in their profile name actually get more meets then us average guys ,6ins on a good day here"

Well I like big women hence my name. My knobs tiny really

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By *ockney-JMan
9 weeks ago

Cambridge

A lot of men incorrectly measure from their arse holes

Correct way is on top, from pubic bone tip. Not on side or underneath.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
9 weeks ago

Herts

I'm just glad I've got something to measure

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By *adbod2godbodMan
9 weeks ago

Manchester

Actually put up a measured pic the other day

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"Actually put up a measured pic the other day"

Ah ha! But has the tape measure (or Sky remote) been calibrated recently, officer?

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By *hil most chillMan
9 weeks ago

South East

Why is it only guys are obsessed with cock size here

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"Why is it only guys are obsessed with cock size here"

From most couples and ladies profiles I see on here stating they want VWE or BBC I don’t think it’s just guys

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
9 weeks ago

newport

Why are cocks measured in the old imperial inches and not the metric system is because no one would know what a big cock was in cms

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By *red333Man
9 weeks ago

Dorchester

What difference does it make you can only use what youve got and if you're too big you won't be getting any

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
9 weeks ago

Beverley

Said the man with the micro penis

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By *utlongjohnMan
9 weeks ago

"So true mine is actually 7 inches tho 6 or 6.5 inches of girth. 7 isn't massive tho "

Mine is about the same

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By *rispyDuckMan
9 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

People see me wearing trousers & assume I have 2 legs, when ___

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By *oody BMan
9 weeks ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin

Why stop at just one more inch.

Mines a foot!!

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By *red333Man
9 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Why stop at just one more inch.

Mines a foot!! "
put your shoes on woody

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By *oiluvfunMan
9 weeks ago

Penrith

Big enough to have done everything it was asked to over the years…..

I actually find it quite amusing, how it can range from 4/5 of fuck all, to really quite impressive, depending on temperature and mood…..

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By *oody BMan
9 weeks ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin

"Why stop at just one more inch.

Mines a foot!! put your shoes on woody

Boots. Boots Fred!

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By *zoreanMan
9 weeks ago

Witney

2 inches...when it's hard

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By *ust want fun 888Man
9 weeks ago

nearby

I’m not a fella who boast, we used to do that at school, I’m not big, it’s all I have and quite happy with it, obviously most fellas would prefer another inch also

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By *ustamanMan
9 weeks ago

weymouth

Above average (for a barnacle)

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By *loydyMan
9 weeks ago

British

6inch 5inch girth

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By *iddlesticksMan
9 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s this big.

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By *inkster seekingMan
9 weeks ago

ponty

My dick to floor measurement is 2.5 feet

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By *r X46Man
9 weeks ago

Liverpool

0.45 cubits

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
9 weeks ago

Leeds

6ft

Mrs

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By *red333Man
9 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Why stop at just one more inch.

Mines a foot!! put your shoes on woody

Boots. Boots Fred!

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you got the skirt back on again lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
9 weeks ago

Port talbot

Mine is like a Pringles tube but I make it look a lot smaller so I don't scare people

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"6ft

Mrs "

So true

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By *rbiggyMan
9 weeks ago

9cm

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By *herry delightWoman
9 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Which one I have a few in my toy box.

Or are you only include real cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"Always an extra inch ?? xx"

Haha no. I'd say mine is a modest average size. Although I measured it once when I was 16, and it was 8 inches. It's clearly shrunk since then haha

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By *ikesEmBigMan
9 weeks ago

Herts

Mine hates the cold

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By *he ass man 666Man
9 weeks ago

between your legs

The loaded weapon is 6 1/2 inches

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By *erry bull1Man
9 weeks ago

doncaster

I can’t catch him , he’s too busy with the chickens

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By *reen as JadeCouple
9 weeks ago

Cheshire

Mmmmmmmm enjoying this xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"6ft

Mrs "

Brilliant.....stole my though haha

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By *avexxMan
9 weeks ago

cheshire

tbh ive never measured the little fella

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

It’s bigger than a can of lynx or hi karate aftershave , only realised that was a unit of measurement after joining here

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By *red333Man
9 weeks ago

Dorchester

I can't fit it in the same room with me, most women look at it and go googly eyed

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The Mrs says it’s not big… until I try to put it in her arse

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By *avexxMan
9 weeks ago

cheshire

"The Mrs says it’s not big… until I try to put it in her arse

"
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By *ikesEmBigMan
9 weeks ago

Herts

Mimes here if you want it ladies

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By *zoreanMan
9 weeks ago

Witney

Mimes? You forgot to paint it black and white.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
9 weeks ago

Herts

Haha

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By *irthandgirthMan
9 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"It’s bigger than a can of lynx or hi karate aftershave , only realised that was a unit of measurement after joining here

Mine has a tog rating like a duvet.

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By *ambertMan
9 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Big enough to cope, small enough to care

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
9 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've measured it.

The number I told someone last night surprised them.

They're now even more suspicious of anything quoted online......

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I’ve measured, more out of interest that has come from this place seeing the alarming number especially recently of requests from people wanting BBC or HWC which there is obviously no real size guide as to what qualifies for those and I came out at just over 7.5 and 5.5in round, flaccid I’m 5.5in so that was interesting to note

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By *heHoneyMonster69Man
9 weeks ago

Warminster

What did the man with the two foot cock have for breakfast?

This morning I had a boiled egg.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
8 weeks ago

Herts

I tend to underestimate so anything else is a surprise

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By *iganguy83Man
8 weeks ago

Warrington

Big enough as to not ask is it in yet

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By *ecky and justCouple
8 weeks ago

Godalming

Totally average.

Did a ‘Mold-a-Willy’ thing that made it very easy to measure.

6.5” length, 5.5” girth.

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By *ung 87Man
6 days ago

Buckingham

9 inch long 6.5 inch girth

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By *rumguy1982Man
6 days ago

Birmingham

Big enough

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By *oody BMan
6 days ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin

Bigger than you think

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By *d mirerMan
6 days ago

lost

He doesn’t look that big but you should see the state of the chickens

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By *our HeroMan
6 days ago

south Oxfordshire

"A tape measure never lies

Measure from the North

To the vertical edge - don’t bend to the urethra for an extra 3/8”

But also consider Fab is a haven for medical miracles. 90% are over 7 inches and 10% are micro

Penis.

Some would say statistically impossible, but it must be true"

Exaggeration here on fabs?

Surely not!!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
6 days ago

Chichester

I am around 5-6” varies

It’s funny I take incredible selfie photos and know how to go full porno in framing to make things look bench. But perspective is easy to figure out

Why girls have such big round bums in pics selfie shots lol

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By *ilverfox for youMan
6 days ago

Hull

It’s the first 3inch inside a woman that she feels most pleasurable !!that’s what I keep telling myself anyway !!

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By *umagain58Man
6 days ago

London

I leave it to the ladies to comment in my verifies. Some like lots whilst others not interested in meets. All different

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
6 days ago

St Neots

I tell everyone I have a tiny cock....love the surprise on their face when they realise I wasn't joking

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By *reggSausageMan
6 days ago

derby

If I’m naked on the beach the shadow suggests it’s 3am

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By *rMonkeyMan
6 days ago

Somewhere

Under promise over deliver is the way forwards

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By *ootyfruityCouple
6 days ago

andover

Nope I never lie about cock size, I have what I have and lying about it won’t change that

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
6 days ago

St Neots

"Under promise over deliver is the way forwards

Best way

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By *uckurcumMan
6 days ago

County Durham .Bishop Auckland

Main thing is it works,what goods a whopper if it turns into a wimper !

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By *igR93Man
6 days ago

Sarcasm City

12 inches if the room is pitch black

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By (user no longer on site)
6 days ago

Take a look at my photos / videos and then draw your own conclusions

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By *eroLondonMan
6 days ago

Covent Garden

1 inch.

I like to undersell myself. That way things can only get better.

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 days ago

Leeds

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By *olvesfunguyMan
6 days ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

Always measure in cms, makes it sound better!

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 days ago

Leeds

If it's 9" thick then it's coming nowhere near me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
6 days ago

Port talbot

It's big enough to satisfy, small enough nobody will feel like they are being mangled inside.

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By *ongandharderMan
6 days ago

Rotherham

8/8.5 inches I wouldn't have the name of it wasn't somewhat big

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By *itty9899Man
6 days ago

Craggy Island

Big enough, so I have been told.

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By *rispyDuckMan
6 days ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Big enough to get me a ‘badge to use the disabled parking bay’

lol

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By *kphooeyMan
6 days ago

Finchley

"Big enough to get me a ‘badge to use the disabled parking bay’

lol "

Are you using it as a cane?

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By *heWelshCoupleCouple
6 days ago

Swansea

Nearly as big as a sky remote or lynx can

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By *rispyDuckMan
6 days ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Big enough to get me a ‘badge to use the disabled parking bay’

lol

Are you using it as a cane?

More like the 3rd leg on a tripod haha

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
6 days ago

Hull

Probably well below fab standards above average in real world about 7" with about 6 girth.

The good thing about that is it prevents laziness and you have to know the spots you're aiming for, that kind of knowledge gives you the effect of another few inch.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
6 days ago

newport

"Only true measurement is against a sky remote

Those are for the posh people"

Could use a can of Lynx deodorant then

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By *haron1701DTV/TS
6 days ago

Ormskirk

"Yacock is the same size as yafoot

Well, seeing as I genuinely take size 12 to 13 boots............

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
6 days ago

Ayrshire

Most will say sky remote when really it's more like a fire stick!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
6 days ago

Ayrshire

"A tape measure never lies

Measure from the North

To the vertical edge - don’t bend to the urethra for an extra 3/8”

But also consider Fab is a haven for medical miracles. 90% are over 7 inches and 10% are micro

Penis.

Some would say statistically impossible, but it must be true"

Surely what Ch way your standing will impact your size- if you measure from the north?!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
6 days ago

Ayrshire

"A tape measure never lies

Measure from the North

To the vertical edge - don’t bend to the urethra for an extra 3/8”

But also consider Fab is a haven for medical miracles. 90% are over 7 inches and 10% are micro

Penis.

Some would say statistically impossible, but it must be true

Surely which way your standing will impact your size- if you measure from the north?!"

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
6 days ago

Okehampton

It’s between “oooh” and “arggggh!” depending

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By *mf123Man
6 days ago

the space between spaces

1 inch

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By *mf123Man
6 days ago

the space between spaces

"1 inch

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from the ground

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 days ago

Herts

Mines tiny

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By *annabarberaCouple
6 days ago

Staffs

Mines a modest 6 inches .....when I fold it in half

Mr C

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
6 days ago

Leeds

6ft

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By *Buster-Man
6 days ago

Mold

Big enough

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
6 days ago

Second star to the right…

I am now measuring in ring donuts, hang em on and count.

Makes a fun game too….with company of course

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By *r John WickMan
6 days ago

The Continental

I dunno.

But when I go for a piss, I don’t shake it, I give the end a kick.

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By *ex HolesMan
6 days ago

Up North

It’s the shape of a can of tuna

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By *ustamanMan
6 days ago

weymouth

Too big for some not big enough for others + it is what it is and I can't change it

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By *ikesEmBigMan
6 days ago

Herts

8" on a good day but chunky

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By *onkoMan
6 days ago

here and there

Smaller than a gnats

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By *ustincider888Man
6 days ago

Preston Ish

Bigger than a can of Stella ....

..... That I bought on a plane going to Alicante

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By *punk n gushCouple
6 days ago

Walmer,

"6ft

Lol

Best to ask a lady tbf and ye lady how big would you say I am am not massive but it is thick at 8 1/2inch

But how long would you say for a laugh

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
6 days ago

St Neots

"6ft

Lol

Best to ask a lady tbf and ye lady how big would you say I am am not massive but it is thick at 8 1/2inch

But how long would you say for a laugh "

Are you saying you have an 8.5inch dick?

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By *bboredguyMan
6 days ago

Dundee

Suppose I should measur how thick mine is around

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By *punk n gushCouple
6 days ago

Walmer,

"Suppose I should measur how thick mine is around "

lol

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By *punk n gushCouple
6 days ago

Walmer,

"6ft

Lol

Best to ask a lady tbf and ye lady how big would you say I am am not massive but it is thick at 8 1/2inch

But how long would you say for a laugh

Are you saying you have an 8.5inch dick?

What does the lady think

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By *edDevil5Man
6 days ago

Northampton

8.5 uncut

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By *uxom redCouple
6 days ago

Shrewsbury

8inch

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By *immyGGMan
6 days ago

South Cheshire

I uploaded mine to Facebook. The next day I couldn't access Facebook, therefore I'm too big for the Internet and I broke Facebook. Oh, wait...

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By *punk n gushCouple
6 days ago

Walmer,

"8inch "

Why thank you

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By *jekimMan
6 days ago

Wigan

I think about 7 ISH I've never bothered to actually measure it

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By *onnyJohnMan
6 days ago

Doncaster

I wish i could say ive never measured, but id be lying, as would most blokes...

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By *ex HolesMan
5 days ago

Up North

It’ll touch the back of your eyeballs

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By *teveinYorkMan
5 days ago

Pocklington

Look at the pics and have a guess

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