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How big really is ya cock? Lol 7inch 9inch thick

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By *orthwestladinbrum OP   Man
over a year ago

erdington

Always an extra inch ?? xx

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Bigger than the equator

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

5 inches high

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

A tape measure never lies

Measure from the North

To the vertical edge - don’t bend to the urethra for an extra 3/8”

But also consider Fab is a haven for medical miracles. 90% are over 7 inches and 10% are micro

Penis.

Some would say statistically impossible, but it must be true

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Bigger than I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Between 4” and 14”, it all depends on where I’m measuring from.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts


"A tape measure never lies

Measure from the North

To the vertical edge - don’t bend to the urethra for an extra 3/8”

But also consider Fab is a haven for medical miracles. 90% are over 7 inches and 10% are micro

Penis.

Some would say statistically impossible, but it must be true"

You've got to account for the willy warmer

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By *till gameMan
over a year ago

Oldham

Only true measurement is against a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only true measurement is against a sky remote "

Or by drawing tape measure markings onto your penis………..apparently

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Never measured it no point nothing I can do about it

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts


"Only true measurement is against a sky remote "

Those are for the posh people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So true mine is actually 7 inches tho 6 or 6.5 inches of girth. 7 isn't massive tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turtle neck when cold 2/3” at best

Snapping turtle when hunting - only 7.5” :/

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By *till gameMan
over a year ago

Oldham


"Only true measurement is against a sky remote

Or by drawing tape measure markings onto your penis………..apparently "

really

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

Yacock is the same size as yafoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yacock is the same size as yafoot "

Get in!

I’m packing some serious heat then.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My penisisisis is huuuuuuuuuuge. It's absolutely massive

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Bloody morning glory hence the new uploaded pic. Bloody nuisance

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Average at best

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

8.5 with the right lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a side note ,do men who put big or vwe in their profile name actually get more meets then us average guys ,6ins on a good day here

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts


"On a side note ,do men who put big or vwe in their profile name actually get more meets then us average guys ,6ins on a good day here"

Well I like big women hence my name. My knobs tiny really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of men incorrectly measure from their arse holes

Correct way is on top, from pubic bone tip. Not on side or underneath.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

I'm just glad I've got something to measure

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Actually put up a measured pic the other day

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Actually put up a measured pic the other day"

Ah ha! But has the tape measure (or Sky remote) been calibrated recently, officer?

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

Why is it only guys are obsessed with cock size here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it only guys are obsessed with cock size here"

From most couples and ladies profiles I see on here stating they want VWE or BBC I don’t think it’s just guys

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Why are cocks measured in the old imperial inches and not the metric system is because no one would know what a big cock was in cms

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

What difference does it make you can only use what youve got and if you're too big you won't be getting any

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

Said the man with the micro penis

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

close


"So true mine is actually 7 inches tho 6 or 6.5 inches of girth. 7 isn't massive tho "

Mine is about the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People see me wearing trousers & assume I have 2 legs, when ___

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why stop at just one more inch.

Mines a foot!!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage


"Why stop at just one more inch.

Mines a foot!! "
put your shoes on woody

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Big enough to have done everything it was asked to over the years…..

I actually find it quite amusing, how it can range from 4/5 of fuck all, to really quite impressive, depending on temperature and mood…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why stop at just one more inch.

Mines a foot!! put your shoes on woody "

Boots. Boots Fred!

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

2 inches...when it's hard

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By *ust want fun 888Man
over a year ago

nearby

I’m not a fella who boast, we used to do that at school, I’m not big, it’s all I have and quite happy with it, obviously most fellas would prefer another inch also

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Above average (for a barnacle)

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By *loydyMan
over a year ago

British

6inch 5inch girth

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s this big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dick to floor measurement is 2.5 feet

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By *r X46Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

0.45 cubits

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

6ft

Mrs

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage


"Why stop at just one more inch.

Mines a foot!! put your shoes on woody

Boots. Boots Fred! "
you got the skirt back on again lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Mine is like a Pringles tube but I make it look a lot smaller so I don't scare people

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"6ft

Mrs "

So true

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By *rbiggyMan
over a year ago

Northwest

9cm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which one I have a few in my toy box.

Or are you only include real cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always an extra inch ?? xx"

Haha no. I'd say mine is a modest average size. Although I measured it once when I was 16, and it was 8 inches. It's clearly shrunk since then haha

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Mine hates the cold

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

The loaded weapon is 6 1/2 inches

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I can’t catch him , he’s too busy with the chickens

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By *reen as JadeCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Mmmmmmmm enjoying this xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6ft

Mrs "

Brilliant.....stole my though haha

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

tbh ive never measured the little fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s bigger than a can of lynx or hi karate aftershave , only realised that was a unit of measurement after joining here

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I can't fit it in the same room with me, most women look at it and go googly eyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mrs says it’s not big… until I try to put it in her arse

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"The Mrs says it’s not big… until I try to put it in her arse "
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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Mimes here if you want it ladies

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

Mimes? You forgot to paint it black and white.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Haha

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"It’s bigger than a can of lynx or hi karate aftershave , only realised that was a unit of measurement after joining here "

Mine has a tog rating like a duvet.

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Big enough to cope, small enough to care

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've measured it.

The number I told someone last night surprised them.

They're now even more suspicious of anything quoted online......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve measured, more out of interest that has come from this place seeing the alarming number especially recently of requests from people wanting BBC or HWC which there is obviously no real size guide as to what qualifies for those and I came out at just over 7.5 and 5.5in round, flaccid I’m 5.5in so that was interesting to note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the man with the two foot cock have for breakfast?

This morning I had a boiled egg.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

I tend to underestimate so anything else is a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big enough as to not ask is it in yet

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Totally average.

Did a ‘Mold-a-Willy’ thing that made it very easy to measure.

6.5” length, 5.5” girth.

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By *ife entertainerMan
over a year ago

kettering

9 inch long 6.5 inch girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger than you think

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By *d mirerMan
over a year ago

lost

He doesn’t look that big but you should see the state of the chickens

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By *our HeroMan
over a year ago

south Oxfordshire


"A tape measure never lies

Measure from the North

To the vertical edge - don’t bend to the urethra for an extra 3/8”

But also consider Fab is a haven for medical miracles. 90% are over 7 inches and 10% are micro

Penis.

Some would say statistically impossible, but it must be true"

Exaggeration here on fabs?

Surely not!!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

I am around 5-6” varies

It’s funny I take incredible selfie photos and know how to go full porno in framing to make things look bench. But perspective is easy to figure out

Why girls have such big round bums in pics selfie shots lol

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By *ilverfox for youMan
over a year ago

Hull

It’s the first 3inch inside a woman that she feels most pleasurable !!that’s what I keep telling myself anyway !!

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

I leave it to the ladies to comment in my verifies. Some like lots whilst others not interested in meets. All different

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

I tell everyone I have a tiny cock....love the surprise on their face when they realise I wasn't joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I’m naked on the beach the shadow suggests it’s 3am

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Under promise over deliver is the way forwards

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

Nope I never lie about cock size, I have what I have and lying about it won’t change that

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots


"Under promise over deliver is the way forwards "

Best way

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By *uckurcumMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

Main thing is it works,what goods a whopper if it turns into a wimper !

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By *igR93Man
over a year ago

Sarcasm City

12 inches if the room is pitch black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a look at my photos / videos and then draw your own conclusions

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

1 inch.

I like to undersell myself. That way things can only get better.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 02/07/24 11:57:42]

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By *olvesfunguyMan
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

Always measure in cms, makes it sound better!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

If it's 9" thick then it's coming nowhere near me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

It's big enough to satisfy, small enough nobody will feel like they are being mangled inside.

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

8/8.5 inches I wouldn't have the name of it wasn't somewhat big

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Big enough, so I have been told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big enough to get me a ‘badge to use the disabled parking bay’ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big enough to get me a ‘badge to use the disabled parking bay’ lol "

Are you using it as a cane?

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By *heWelshCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Nearly as big as a sky remote or lynx can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big enough to get me a ‘badge to use the disabled parking bay’ lol

Are you using it as a cane? "

More like the 3rd leg on a tripod haha

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
over a year ago

Hull

Probably well below fab standards above average in real world about 7" with about 6 girth.

The good thing about that is it prevents laziness and you have to know the spots you're aiming for, that kind of knowledge gives you the effect of another few inch.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport


"Only true measurement is against a sky remote

Those are for the posh people"

Could use a can of Lynx deodorant then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yacock is the same size as yafoot "

Well, seeing as I genuinely take size 12 to 13 boots............

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Most will say sky remote when really it's more like a fire stick!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"A tape measure never lies

Measure from the North

To the vertical edge - don’t bend to the urethra for an extra 3/8”

But also consider Fab is a haven for medical miracles. 90% are over 7 inches and 10% are micro

Penis.

Some would say statistically impossible, but it must be true"

Surely what Ch way your standing will impact your size- if you measure from the north?!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"A tape measure never lies

Measure from the North

To the vertical edge - don’t bend to the urethra for an extra 3/8”

But also consider Fab is a haven for medical miracles. 90% are over 7 inches and 10% are micro

Penis.

Some would say statistically impossible, but it must be true

Surely which way your standing will impact your size- if you measure from the north?!"

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

It’s between “oooh” and “arggggh!” depending

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

1 inch

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"1 inch

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from the ground

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Mines tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a modest 6 inches .....when I fold it in half

Mr C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft

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By *Silver-Man
over a year ago

North Wales

Big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am now measuring in ring donuts, hang em on and count.

Makes a fun game too….with company of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno.

But when I go for a piss, I don’t shake it, I give the end a kick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the shape of a can of tuna

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Too big for some not big enough for others + it is what it is and I can't change it

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

8" on a good day but chunky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smaller than a gnats

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Bigger than a can of Stella ....

..... That I bought on a plane going to Alicante

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By *punk n gushCouple
over a year ago

deal


"6ft "

Lol

Best to ask a lady tbf and ye lady how big would you say I am am not massive but it is thick at 8 1/2inch

But how long would you say for a laugh

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots


"6ft

Lol

Best to ask a lady tbf and ye lady how big would you say I am am not massive but it is thick at 8 1/2inch

But how long would you say for a laugh "

Are you saying you have an 8.5inch dick?

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By *bboredguyMan
over a year ago

falmouth

Suppose I should measur how thick mine is around

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By *punk n gushCouple
over a year ago

deal


"Suppose I should measur how thick mine is around "

lol

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By *punk n gushCouple
over a year ago

deal


"6ft

Lol

Best to ask a lady tbf and ye lady how big would you say I am am not massive but it is thick at 8 1/2inch

But how long would you say for a laugh

Are you saying you have an 8.5inch dick? "

What does the lady think

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By *ralking69.Man
over a year ago

NN4

8.5 uncut

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

8inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I uploaded mine to Facebook. The next day I couldn't access Facebook, therefore I'm too big for the Internet and I broke Facebook. Oh, wait...

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By *punk n gushCouple
over a year ago

deal


"8inch "

Why thank you

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I think about 7 ISH I've never bothered to actually measure it

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

I wish i could say ive never measured, but id be lying, as would most blokes...

6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’ll touch the back of your eyeballs

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By *teveinYorkMan
over a year ago

Pocklington

Look at the pics and have a guess

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By *ife entertainerMan
52 weeks ago

kettering

I'm 9inch

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By *oiluvfunMan
52 weeks ago

Penrith


"Too big for some not big enough for others + it is what it is and I can't change it "

Absolutely this!

I’ve had some women say “No way are you fucking my arse with that!” whereas others have said things like “I have had bigger…..”

Enjoy what you have guys, and the fun times they bring

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By *azmar62Couple
52 weeks ago

Hinckley

I’m fairly big and I don’t care about the size of it. The people we’ve met enjoyed it and my wife loves it. Nuff said.

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52 weeks ago

It sounds better if I measure in imperial

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

I have had no complaints about mine that's all that matters

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Bradford and Stockport

It gets shorter as you approach the speed of light, but the orgasm lasts for longer @LorentzContraction @TimeDilation @GeneralRelativity @EinsteinBrainy

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By *oshrocksMan
52 weeks ago

Gloucester

Somewhere in between a can and a sky remote.

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By *hris-1980Man
52 weeks ago

Midlands

Last measured in 2021 and I was around 6.5 inches in length and 5.5 inches in girth.

Not had any complaints but also not going to be making anyone feel like they are trying to accommodate a monster either.

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By *hrops56Man
52 weeks ago

Telford

6 inches and a little bit.

I'm amazed by the amount of guys who brag they have 8 inches when plainly it's a lie.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
52 weeks ago

Kent


"Bloody morning glory hence the new uploaded pic. Bloody nuisance "

Bloody hel! You could do some damage with that thing!! Lol

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By *C44Man
52 weeks ago

Ipswich

Honestly never measured. I'm guessing slightly over average.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
52 weeks ago

Herts

Mine could be worse

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By *heelerMan
52 weeks ago

Northants

I buy 36" waist trousers but if you measure your waist and trousers it was 41" so I'll work on that principle for my cock.

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By *isubandyMan
52 weeks ago

Barnsley

Small. Lol.

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By *heelerMan
52 weeks ago

Northants

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By *just.meMan
52 weeks ago

hartlepool

4.5" hard

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By *ockdownlickdownMan
52 weeks ago

barrow

4 inches..... But some women like them that wide. But seriously, six inches. Very nearly lol

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By *rbiggyMan
51 weeks ago

Northwest

9" and very girthy!

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By *ny1localMan
51 weeks ago

READING

Too small for some.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Big enough.

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By *k_123Man
51 weeks ago

the north

Bang average I’d say

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By *oiluvfunMan
51 weeks ago

Penrith

“Oh my god, that’s so deep!”

No idea what that is in inches though……

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By *erfHerder74Man
51 weeks ago

Inverclyde

Between 4.9 and 5.5

Always turned on lol

I’m not fussy about size on others

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By *onyjoCouple
51 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Only true measurement is against a sky remote "

Wonder what Rushi Sunak uses then

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By *host63Man
51 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

Never measured it and can't be arsed to

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By *ablo2483Man
51 weeks ago

Wherever I can get my kit off

UK average is just over 5. 6 1/2 in Scotland though 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😁

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Big enough to make them say “oh my God”, with a gasp” 😁😂.

Then I have to remind them it’s blasphemy to call a mortal man God haha, but im flattered 😜

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

7.5 inch mine never had any complaints though

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By *entleman JayMan
51 weeks ago

Wakefield

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By *maginitivemindMan
51 weeks ago

nottingham


"Only true measurement is against a sky remote

Wonder what Rushi Sunak uses then"

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
51 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

Seems I'm about average in Ecuador

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By *imbob85Man
51 weeks ago

inverness

Willing to have mine measured lol

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By *asterMeliodasMan
51 weeks ago

Newmill

Exactly as big as it needs to be.

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By *uggyBear1Man
51 weeks ago

Bristol

Starts off small then gets bigger

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By *orever hungMan
19 weeks ago

Aylesbury

9inch

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By *oeBeansMan
19 weeks ago

Derby

I have a medium cock. It can talk to ghosts 👻

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I have a medium cock. It can talk to ghosts 👻"

Does it like boo-bies ? 🤣🤣

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By *ife NinjaMan
19 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Inches,centimeters.....same thing, right? 🤓

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By *ags73Man
19 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Inches,centimeters.....same thing, right? 🤓"

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Millimetres bigger that a cocktail sausage with two marrowfat pea sized balls

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"I have a medium cock. It can talk to ghosts 👻"
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So you actually give people the Willie's haha (spook/Willies(

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By *naswingdressWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's pink, has bunny ears, and vibrates

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By *umagain58Man
19 weeks ago

London

I think mine has grown in size since I joined fab?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
19 weeks ago

Herts

I'm tiny

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