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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

Push them out of a plane with no parachute?

Or,

Push them into that well of souls pit from Indiana Jones?

Or,

Push them into the shark tank in a James Bond film?

Or,

Send me boobs, bums and pretty things?

Ta X

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Feed them to the sharks

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Latex covered bum shot it I'd then

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
34 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh, just let them be.

Harming others isn't okay. And I doubt a recommendation from their enemy to send you bum pics wouldn't help your cause anyway.

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By *ularliWoman
34 weeks ago

Worcester

Feed them to the crocodiles

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By *agnar73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Oh, just let them be.

Harming others isn't okay. And I doubt a recommendation from their enemy to send you bum pics wouldn't help your cause anyway."

This is the solution to the moral conundrum posted by the OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Feed them to the sharks "

Would you watch? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Latex covered bum shot it I'd then

Do it, do it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Oh, just let them be.

Harming others isn't okay. And I doubt a recommendation from their enemy to send you bum pics wouldn't help your cause anyway."

This is actually kinda how I feel myself, except for the sending me bum pics bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Feed them to the crocodiles

A rule breaker!!!

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By *illy IdolMan
34 weeks ago

Midlands

Which would be the slowest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Oh, just let them be.

Harming others isn't okay. And I doubt a recommendation from their enemy to send you bum pics wouldn't help your cause anyway.

This is the solution to the moral conundrum posted by the OP"

Except for the bums bit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Which would be the slowest?"

You choose? You could make the sharks really small?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Do people really have a nemesis these days...

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Feed them to the sharks

Would you watch? x"

Of course, so then if any pieces are missed, I'd be able to tap on the tank and point it out to the sharks

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By *illy IdolMan
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"Which would be the slowest?

You choose? You could make the sharks really small?

I'll go for the well then

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I'd send them a face pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Do people really have a nemesis these days..."

What’s changed since the old days?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Feed them to the sharks

Would you watch? x

Of course, so then if any pieces are missed, I'd be able to tap on the tank and point it out to the sharks "

Evil!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Which would be the slowest?

You choose? You could make the sharks really small?

I'll go for the well then"

You do know when he pushed that stone out to escape it was probably just polystyrene! And there was also that angry German boxer bloke waiting for him! There’s no sue in this !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"I'd send them a face pic"

Dare you!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
34 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

The old me would set them on fire

The new me just cuts them dead into non existence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"The old me would set them on fire

The new me just cuts them dead into non existence"

The old you would have sent boobs and you know it!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Feed them to the crocodiles

Yep sounds maybe to good he was a fucking asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

It's got to be a pit of snake's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

" It's got to be a pit of snake's "

Why’s that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Feed them to the crocodiles

Yep sounds maybe to good he was a fucking asshole "

Are you not up for forgiving and forgetting?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Feed them to the sharks

Would you watch? x

Of course, so then if any pieces are missed, I'd be able to tap on the tank and point it out to the sharks

Evil!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Feed them to the sharks

Would you watch? x

Of course, so then if any pieces are missed, I'd be able to tap on the tank and point it out to the sharks

Evil!

Evil people would use that emoji!

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Do the sharks have laser beams on their heads?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Feed them to the sharks

Would you watch? x

Of course, so then if any pieces are missed, I'd be able to tap on the tank and point it out to the sharks

Evil!

Evil people would use that emoji!

As if you're an Angel!

Laying in bed showing everyone your nipples like some floozy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Feed them to the sharks

Would you watch? x

Of course, so then if any pieces are missed, I'd be able to tap on the tank and point it out to the sharks

Evil!

Evil people would use that emoji!

As if you're an Angel!

Laying in bed showing everyone your nipples like some floozy!

Says the girl with the kiss on her fanny!

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Feed them to the sharks

Would you watch? x

Of course, so then if any pieces are missed, I'd be able to tap on the tank and point it out to the sharks

Evil!

Evil people would use that emoji!

As if you're an Angel!

Laying in bed showing everyone your nipples like some floozy!

Says the girl with the kiss on her fanny!

Could have been worse!

At least it's only one kiss and not a whole wind sock needed to cover it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Do the sharks have laser beams on their heads? "

They’re your sharks! They can have a 2ft dildo on their snout like a toothy sex narwhal for all I care?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Feed them to the sharks

Would you watch? x

Of course, so then if any pieces are missed, I'd be able to tap on the tank and point it out to the sharks

Evil!

Evil people would use that emoji!

As if you're an Angel!

Laying in bed showing everyone your nipples like some floozy!

Says the girl with the kiss on her fanny!

Could have been worse!

At least it's only one kiss and not a whole wind sock needed to cover it! "

I’d cover it in real kisses

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By *ascaIMan
34 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"Do people really have a nemesis these days..."

Yep.. Hayfever. He’s a right dick head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Do people really have a nemesis these days...

Yep.. Hayfever. He’s a right dick head. "

Tell me about it! I’m either scratching my eyes out or sleepy on meds!

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By *oubleswing2019Man
34 weeks ago

Colchester

The best thing with mortal enemies is to leave them be.

Sit them down and talk in a calm and neutral voice. Acknowledge the harm they have done you.

Thank them.

Then get up and walk away.

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By *warf with a mulletMan
34 weeks ago

barry

Make them go to ikea with my ex wife.

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By *antam AvershiresMan
34 weeks ago

Falme

Push out the plane no parachute, want them to feel the fear of inevitably then at the last minute they fall into a portal that teleports them right back to the top and this is on an infinite loop.

Also they are naked so get wind and sunburn all over.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
34 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
34 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Make them eat my mother's cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Gotta be the satlacc star wars pit for the win

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By *issBellaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wales

The best revenge is your own happiness. Also, karma will come for them at some point

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By *eliWoman
34 weeks ago

I don't have an enemy let alone a worst one.

Really feel like I'm missing out, going to have to rectify that this week.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
34 weeks ago

Manchester

"I don't have an enemy let alone a worst one.

Really feel like I'm missing out, going to have to rectify that this week. "

You can always judge a person by the quality of their enemies.

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By *he Vital SparkMan
34 weeks ago

Preston

"Feed them to the crocodiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Make them go to ikea with my ex wife."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Make them eat my mother's cooking

Mr "

Aww, you’ll miss it when she’s gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"The best revenge is your own happiness. Also, karma will come for them at some point

Gold star!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"I don't have an enemy let alone a worst one.

Really feel like I'm missing out, going to have to rectify that this week. "

Poisoned coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"I don't have an enemy let alone a worst one.

Really feel like I'm missing out, going to have to rectify that this week.

You can always judge a person by the quality of their enemies. "

I think it more that you can judge a person by the people they hate on…

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