FabSwingers.com forum: Someone push my legs back

By *ad Nanna OP Woman
29 weeks ago

East London

and give my fanny a right good noshing please.

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By *exOnLegsPlymCouple
29 weeks ago

Plymouth

I can taste you already sweetie

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By *a LunaWoman
29 weeks ago

South Wales

I like it when they go in balls deep in that position *sighs*

I hope you get your noshing

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By *ake_or_deathMan
29 weeks ago

Manchester

Why - have they come out of their sockets?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please."
BN, I am very good at this. Would you please let me do it for my birthday? Thanks. Your Pickle. X

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By *elenshubbyMan
29 weeks ago

Uxbridge

Yes please Bad Nana

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By *hunky GentMan
29 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please."

You romantic devil.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please."

I'm down seen as u asked so nicely x

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By *agnar73Man
29 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please."

I’m too far away. Imagine a virtual one.

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By *layfullsamMan
29 weeks ago

Solihull

Is this the fab equivalent of being fraped where did you leave your phone

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

This popped up in my feed today by aleesh79

Rather nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

'Noshing' hahahaha fantastic, haven't heard that term in forever. Sounds a bit painful though!

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By *erkshire8299Man
29 weeks ago

slough

Noshing...a lovely old school term...and used by a female...even better.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
29 weeks ago

Leeds

I mean are you putting some squirty cream on there or anything?

Maybe a slice of apple pie too?

If so spread em, I'll nosh.

Mrs

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
29 weeks ago

East London

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please.BN, I am very good at this. Would you please let me do it for my birthday? Thanks. Your Pickle. X"

You're so polite I have to say yes.

Don't push them back too far though, I'm old, remember

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
29 weeks ago

East London

"I mean are you putting some squirty cream on there or anything?

Maybe a slice of apple pie too?

If so spread em, I'll nosh.

Mrs "

I'll nosh myself if there was apple pie and squirty cream involved

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
29 weeks ago

East London

So many offers; so little fanny

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By *hunky GentMan
29 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So many offers; so little fanny

Sounds like Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please.BN, I am very good at this. Would you please let me do it for my birthday? Thanks. Your Pickle. X

You're so polite I have to say yes.

Don't push them back too far though, I'm old, remember

x"
manners win the day again!

Don’t worry I got you

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
29 weeks ago

East London

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please.BN, I am very good at this. Would you please let me do it for my birthday? Thanks. Your Pickle. X

You're so polite I have to say yes.

Don't push them back too far though, I'm old, remember

x manners win the day again!

Don’t worry I got you"

No cream as neither of us can eat it, but I'll bring chips to eat off me

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
29 weeks ago

East London

"So many offers; so little fanny

Sounds like Fab.

So much penis; so little energy

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please.BN, I am very good at this. Would you please let me do it for my birthday? Thanks. Your Pickle. X

You're so polite I have to say yes.

Don't push them back too far though, I'm old, remember

x manners win the day again!

Don’t worry I got you

No cream as neither of us can eat it, but I'll bring chips to eat off me

Happy birthday to me

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By *hunky GentMan
29 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So many offers; so little fanny

Sounds like Fab.

So much penis; so little energy

Just lay back and think of England

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
29 weeks ago

East London

"So many offers; so little fanny

Sounds like Fab.

So much penis; so little energy

Just lay back and think of England

Can't I think of the Bahamas instead?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
29 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
29 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I just keep thinking of that scene from Miranda wherein the chiropractor pushes her legs back and she extinguishes a nearby candle with an escapee fart

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
29 weeks ago

Leeds

"I mean are you putting some squirty cream on there or anything?

Maybe a slice of apple pie too?

If so spread em, I'll nosh.

Mrs

I'll nosh myself if there was apple pie and squirty cream involved

At least share

Mrs

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
29 weeks ago

East London

"I just keep thinking of that scene from Miranda wherein the chiropractor pushes her legs back and she extinguishes a nearby candle with an escapee fart

There's always a danger

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
29 weeks ago

East London

"I mean are you putting some squirty cream on there or anything?

Maybe a slice of apple pie too?

If so spread em, I'll nosh.

Mrs

I'll nosh myself if there was apple pie and squirty cream involved

At least share

Mrs "

One flap each

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By *illan-KillashMan
29 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I mean are you putting some squirty cream on there or anything?

Maybe a slice of apple pie too?

If so spread em, I'll nosh.

Mrs

I'll nosh myself if there was apple pie and squirty cream involved

Not with your hips you won't, you’ll do yourself a mischief......

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
29 weeks ago

East London

"I mean are you putting some squirty cream on there or anything?

Maybe a slice of apple pie too?

If so spread em, I'll nosh.

Mrs

I'll nosh myself if there was apple pie and squirty cream involved

Not with your hips you won't, you’ll do yourself a mischief......

Ruin the fantasy, why not

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
29 weeks ago

My Own Little World

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please."

Gets jar peanut butter

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
29 weeks ago

East London

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please.

Gets jar peanut butter

Ooh, sticky kisses

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
29 weeks ago

Leeds

"I mean are you putting some squirty cream on there or anything?

Maybe a slice of apple pie too?

If so spread em, I'll nosh.

Mrs

I'll nosh myself if there was apple pie and squirty cream involved

At least share

Mrs

One flap each

I'm in

Left for me.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please."

I did this once by accident when I reached over for the remote …

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
29 weeks ago

Southampton

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please.

I did this once by accident when I reached over for the remote …"

Easy mistake to make

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By *rBobbMan
29 weeks ago

Birmingham

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please."

You will do anything to keep me quiet

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By *tylebender03Man
29 weeks ago

Manchester

Classic manoeuvre

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
29 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please."

Reminds me of 'eat out to help out'

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By *illan-KillashMan
29 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I mean are you putting some squirty cream on there or anything?

Maybe a slice of apple pie too?

If so spread em, I'll nosh.

Mrs

I'll nosh myself if there was apple pie and squirty cream involved

Not with your hips you won't, you’ll do yourself a mischief......

Ruin the fantasy, why not

Fantasy or fanny, one of them's getting ruined.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
29 weeks ago

East London

"and give my fanny a right good noshing please.

I did this once by accident when I reached over for the remote …"

Don't you hate it when that happens

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
29 weeks ago

East London

"I mean are you putting some squirty cream on there or anything?

Maybe a slice of apple pie too?

If so spread em, I'll nosh.

Mrs

I'll nosh myself if there was apple pie and squirty cream involved

Not with your hips you won't, you’ll do yourself a mischief......

Ruin the fantasy, why not

Fantasy or fanny, one of them's getting ruined.

One of them already is

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By *nnCeeWoman
29 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"I just keep thinking of that scene from Miranda wherein the chiropractor pushes her legs back and she extinguishes a nearby candle with an escapee fart

There's always a danger

Lucky it didn't turn into a flame thrower!!

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
29 weeks ago

East London

"I just keep thinking of that scene from Miranda wherein the chiropractor pushes her legs back and she extinguishes a nearby candle with an escapee fart

There's always a danger

Lucky it didn't turn into a flame thrower!!"

Or worse

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