FabSwingers.com forum: What can a 2 expect?

By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If you're 2/10 attractiveness wise, what can or can't you ask for in a meet? (all genders/ sexes/ profile types)

Wrong answers only.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

You can ask for anything.

Whether or not you get it depends on who you ask.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You can ask for anything.

Whether or not you get it depends on who you ask."

Absolutely. (This is a spin off thread, and should not be taken seriously)

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

If you are a two then that means you are twice as good as a one and will be inundated - whatever you want is yours.

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

You can ask for a date with a supermodel, a private jet, and a lifetime supply of chocolate.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You can ask for a date with a supermodel, a private jet, and a lifetime supply of chocolate."

gosh, if 4s are asking for coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mercy.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

A Ryan Gosling mask and the bill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ask prospective sexual partners to bring a paper bag in case the one I'm wearing on my head tears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think we give ourselves a lower mark out of 10, if we're self grading?

I think everyone does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing! Only 5+ get to make requests. Anyone lower must know their place, behave humbly, and not make demands of their superiors!

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"You can ask for anything.

Whether or not you get it depends on who you ask."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of water and for him to spit on a tissue to clean myself up afterwards.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Do you think we give ourselves a lower mark out of 10, if we're self grading?

I think everyone does."

I try not to actually do it, it doesn't lead anywhere good. I'm somebody's 10 and somebody's *runs away screaming and vomiting*, and probably lots in between.

I take it much more as "take it, or leave it". (And men can say that too, no one is stopping them. Part of my calculation is always "hot chocolate and a nice book" remaining an option, which I think a lot of people forget. I'm not demanding something which someone must provide. If no one is offering, I'm reading my book)

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By *intiemintieWoman
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

Will a medical check be required?

(PS- I'd like the Parker pen and a 10 quid high street shopping voucher, just for enquiring please).

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"If you're 2/10 attractiveness wise, what can or can't you ask for in a meet? (all genders/ sexes/ profile types)

Wrong answers only."

A pack of haribo, and a story about how my kid not only won the egg and spoon race, but also the 3 legged race, at sports day...go Tarquin

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Chained in the basement

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Cake.

Probably out of date from the market, slightly squashed and maybe smelling a little bit 'iffy'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gratefulness and don’t forget to thank them for giving me their precious time and attention on my crawl back to my witch lair.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The site is full of number 2's so it's simple. Just speak to everyone as an equal.

Unless they're a number 1.......

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

"If you're 2/10 attractiveness wise, what can or can't you ask for in a meet? (all genders/ sexes/ profile types)

Wrong answers only."

Eff all.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

When I reach the dizzying heights of 2, I'll be qualified to answer the question

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If you're 2/10 attractiveness wise, what can or can't you ask for in a meet? (all genders/ sexes/ profile types)

Wrong answers only."

Allllllllll The Sex you could ever dream of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A threesome. i would think myself lucky to get 1 person to turn up, i would d be pushing my luck to try and get 2.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A punch in the face. Can't make things any worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're 2/10 attractiveness wise, what can or can't you ask for in a meet? (all genders/ sexes/ profile types)

Wrong answers only."

You can't ask for any eye contact what so ever.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I’ve just seen the perfect profile that would make my fantasy into reality.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Good god, if you're a 2 then you're entitled and shouldn't be asking for anything, 2's need to go grateful for what they get*

*Any similarities to any person living or otherwise is purely coincidental**

**This is also not a serious post***

***The opinion stated is for the purpose of comedical value and should not be taken seriously***

****Don't come at me*****

*****Peace out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A twos get to drag our naked balls across broken glass just to hear them fart down the phone

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

I mean, you could ask to be the other side of a glory hole and no one will care.

2 becomes 10 with skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t fucking know. I’m an 8.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

“I love triggering Woke Dickheads!! They are like the plague, Vile Horrible things!!!”

Dreamy heart emoji. (I’m a 2, I can’t be bothered to remember how to do hearts I won’t get sent in return)

Mr Pickle, if you’re an 8 and I’m a 2 does that make a perfect ten?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

When I tried to type Mr Pickle the auto carrot changed it to Mr Picky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I love triggering Woke Dickheads!! They are like the plague, Vile Horrible things!!!”

Dreamy heart emoji. (I’m a 2, I can’t be bothered to remember how to do hearts I won’t get sent in return)

Mr Pickle, if you’re an 8 and I’m a 2 does that make a perfect ten? "

No babe. But I’d do you anyway because you’re a nice person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I tried to type Mr Pickle the auto carrot changed it to Mr Picky!"

I can be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with a pulse

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

As a 2/10 myself, probably a double paper bag, in case the first one breaks

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"“I love triggering Woke Dickheads!! They are like the plague, Vile Horrible things!!!”

Dreamy heart emoji. (I’m a 2, I can’t be bothered to remember how to do hearts I won’t get sent in return)

Mr Pickle, if you’re an 8 and I’m a 2 does that make a perfect ten?

No babe. But I’d do you anyway because you’re a nice person"

Damn. I was hoping for a sympathy vote rating increase. Fuck.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Someone with a pulse

What makes you so special?

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Someone with a pulse

What makes you so special?

I think it's him having a pulse too

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Someone with a pulse

What makes you so special?

I think it's him having a pulse too "

Damn. Good point well made.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

2 can play that game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can be a 2/10 if your dick is a 12

Expect the ladies to be wetter than an otters pocket with nipples as hard as Scania wheel nuts .

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"“I love triggering Woke Dickheads!! They are like the plague, Vile Horrible things!!!”

Dreamy heart emoji. (I’m a 2, I can’t be bothered to remember how to do hearts I won’t get sent in return)

Mr Pickle, if you’re an 8 and I’m a 2 does that make a perfect ten? "

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"“I love triggering Woke Dickheads!! They are like the plague, Vile Horrible things!!!”

Dreamy heart emoji. (I’m a 2, I can’t be bothered to remember how to do hearts I won’t get sent in return)

Mr Pickle, if you’re an 8 and I’m a 2 does that make a perfect ten?

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"If you're 2/10 attractiveness wise, what can or can't you ask for in a meet? (all genders/ sexes/ profile types)

Wrong answers only."

I wouldn't know I'm a 2.5! Lol

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