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"That one seems novel enough that it might be true. I let down my first meet by landing in hospital " Drama queen | |||
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"Bad liars go into too much detail. Do I think you're right. I'm going lie." The person I was due to meet heard all the gory details. And got photos The surgical scar is still visible too | |||
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"Overslept ... for 2 days apparently " Oh I had one that slept for like 24 hours. I wish I got that much sleep | |||
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"Overslept ... for 2 days apparently Oh I had one that slept for like 24 hours. I wish I got that much sleep" Drugs'll do that to ya | |||
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"Told by a couple of here that they didn't meet us because the lady died in a horrific car crash on route. This was like a week or after we should have met. They then went on to keep getting veried as a couple at clubs, still are doing and occasionally pop up in our messages, talking as if we've never spoken before. " Perhaps similar to the Brazilian woman who took her dead husband to the bank this week. The staff thought he was a little pale but didn't leave any veris | |||
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"Told by a couple of here that they didn't meet us because the lady died in a horrific car crash on route. This was like a week or after we should have met. They then went on to keep getting veried as a couple at clubs, still are doing and occasionally pop up in our messages, talking as if we've never spoken before. " And these are the type of posts why we need a lmfao emoji reactions for the forums. | |||
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"Told by a couple of here that they didn't meet us because the lady died in a horrific car crash on route. This was like a week or after we should have met. They then went on to keep getting veried as a couple at clubs, still are doing and occasionally pop up in our messages, talking as if we've never spoken before. " Perhaps there's a niche for swinging zombies or playing with the undead. There's nothing as strange as folk. | |||
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"Overslept ... for 2 days apparently Oh I had one that slept for like 24 hours. I wish I got that much sleep Drugs'll do that to ya " need some of those!!! maybe | |||
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"Was due to meet a single guy for a social. Day before he tells me he can't make it, as he has to have his child now. That would have been fair enough had he not displayed a new graphic veri, the day after we should have met " haha yea the give away veri got a message 40 minutes before we were due to meet that his sister was having a major melt down - her husband had died a week ago and needed him veri the next day from a meet at the local club - seems his 'sister' probably needed an evening in a hot tub | |||
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"Told by a couple of here that they didn't meet us because the lady died in a horrific car crash on route. This was like a week or after we should have met. They then went on to keep getting veried as a couple at clubs, still are doing and occasionally pop up in our messages, talking as if we've never spoken before. " That's a disgusting "excuse". | |||
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"She messaged to tell me she had actually died 3 weeks previously and her account had been hacked by her ex "to keep her memory alive" " so laughing at this - does that join the 'ghost' club | |||
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"Sorry I've got corona, likely story...... Mr " did it have lime? | |||
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"Sorry I've got corona, likely story...... Mr did it have lime? " Don't know it was a no show Mr | |||
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"I had one who said she'd forgotten the clocks had changed overnight.....until i pointed out they had gone back so if she really was intending to meet she would have still been an hour early " this made me snort my coffee | |||
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"She messaged to tell me she had actually died 3 weeks previously and her account had been hacked by her ex "to keep her memory alive" " Did she message you or her ghost? Hilarious | |||
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"Had one the other week, drove 20 miles, looked at fab when I got there to be told they had to cancel because of……emergency gardening What in the world could happen that constitutes an emergency gardening situation It was that bad I laughed my arse off " Rain was imminent and had hurry up and cut the grass | |||
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"Had one the other week, drove 20 miles, looked at fab when I got there to be told they had to cancel because of……emergency gardening What in the world could happen that constitutes an emergency gardening situation It was that bad I laughed my arse off Rain was imminent and had hurry up and cut the grass " | |||
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"Talking of excuses does anybody remember the tunnel scence from the blues brothers movie. Some classic exuses there. " "I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!" Belushi probably tried the same stuff when his wife found out he was screwing Carrie Fisher at the time... | |||
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"Text didn't send. Car broke down. 'Didn't think you were still interested.' I've heard them all. I'd say about 70% of all my fab meets have stood me up." I've not seen your face, but from what I CAN see, I'd not leave you hanging. Witty profile too.x | |||
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"I missed a meet one day as i got knocked off my motorbike in the morning. She didnt believe me but said sorry 3 days latter when her sister who was an a&e nurse said they had a man brought in that morning lucky to be alive. We had a meet 2 days after that and i arrived with leg in plaster. And i got a sorry blow job. She signed my plaster cast as well. Her sister was nice as well. Lol" Ouch!! Hope you're OK now | |||
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"She messaged to tell me she had actually died 3 weeks previously and her account had been hacked by her ex "to keep her memory alive" " Fantastic | |||
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"She messaged to tell me she had actually died 3 weeks previously and her account had been hacked by her ex "to keep her memory alive" Fantastic" Please tell me that this is true. I’ve often thought of using this excuse to avoid work and other things I don’t want to do. Of it’s a once in a death use card. | |||
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"Text didn't send. Car broke down. 'Didn't think you were still interested.' I've heard them all. I'd say about 70% of all my fab meets have stood me up. I've not seen your face, but from what I CAN see, I'd not leave you hanging. Witty profile too.x" Across this site and other places that I use, I imagine that I am running at about the same. Maybe even higher. I am developing a sense that the monosyllabic no picture anon contacts are usually so anxious that they will never meet in a million years. | |||
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"Talks for a few weeks and finally found a time we could both make and agreed where, drove 25mins to get there sat in coffee shop had one drink, then a second, then checked messages tried to send a message but couldn’t as had been blocked. No reason no excuse just blocked " Reminds me of the time I drove 30 minutes to the address I’d been given from a well verified profile. Got there, messaged to say I had arrived and they immediately blocked me. | |||
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"Sadly not mine, but a friend was stood up. Reason the cat unplugged the router and he didn't notice for 2 days so couldn't text. Aye. OK. " This is my favourite | |||
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"I missed a meet one day as i got knocked off my motorbike in the morning. She didnt believe me but said sorry 3 days latter when her sister who was an a&e nurse said they had a man brought in that morning lucky to be alive. We had a meet 2 days after that and i arrived with leg in plaster. And i got a sorry blow job. She signed my plaster cast as well. Her sister was nice as well. Lol Ouch!! Hope you're OK now " All ok now thankyou. It was almost 4 years ago now. And im back on a motorbike. Lol | |||
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"Arranged to meet, drove half an hour, waited for a message once there which I never received, got one back three hours later apologising, but she had to pick her partners brother up from prison because his own brother had let him down at the last minute,she was worried sick and totally forgot to message me back in her rush to get there! Fuck off pinochio lol" | |||
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"Reminded me he’d mentioned having toothache, then claimed the tooth infection had gone to his brain and he’d been in a coma for the past fortnight, " No! I mean, it's not funny if it actually happened but... | |||
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"1 month on here No shows at coffee dates x6 silence, food poisoning, hair appointments Turn up to hotel no such couple here. Knew receptionist. 7 couples bailed out of meets within 24hrs of it. Babysitters, family issues, car issues. 1 couple the had a verification from a couple same night I was supposed to meet them. Rain check my ass. My area is a total dessert more luck in your local Aldi " You’re not doing too bad- you’ve had more failed meets in a month than I’ve had good or bad meets in over 2 years! If Louth is a desert, I must be on the dark side of the moon! | |||
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"His car broke down. Allegedly. He didn't message to tell me this until 15 minutes after we were supposed to have met. Ah well. The prison story is so weird it could well be true" I did have this. I called the guy I was meeting and he came and fixed it | |||
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"The worst excuse is no excuse. There's nothing worse than those fuckers on here who haven't the balls to actually meet. " I'd vote for you | |||
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"I’ve had ghosting (should’ve known, he hid his profile day of the meet spineless little twerp), I’ve had ‘sorry I can’t..I’m straight’ - so why TF ask to meet then?). Seriously getting bored of men. " And that’s just since I’ve been back on fab | |||
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