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I thought it was about facial expressions, teach me to read it properly lol | |||
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I thought it was about facial expressions, teach me to read it properly lol" Gurning yanks my crotch. Thankfully, few folks can actually do it (thank gawd!) | |||
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In terms of facial, it is smirking or over exaggerated eye blinking
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"In terms of verbal: ‘If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best’ ‘I do not bite….hard ‘
In terms of facial, it is smirking or over exaggerated eye blinking
Any combo of that above you definitely would get a slap"I went to see Russell Howard live and he did an hilarious sequence with 'if you can't handle me at my best' line. Russell Howard bent over shaking his ass as he retells quoting that to his wife will be what I will see in my head next time I hear it | |||
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"In terms of verbal: ‘If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best’ ‘I do not bite….hard ‘
In terms of facial, it is smirking or over exaggerated eye blinking
Any combo of that above you definitely would get a slap"I don’t care if she looks like Salma Hayek and has the ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose if they have “if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best” on their profile it’s a left swipe and a block. God it’s awful lol | |||
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"Chester draws For sell Yes. I've been browsing Marketplace again. "Poor Chester, does he know his pants are being sold? | |||
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"When someone starts their sentence with 'no offense, but....' like it's going to excuse you saying something rude and obnoxious. How about you just don't " Yes! | |||
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"When someone starts their sentence with 'no offense, but....' like it's going to excuse you saying something rude and obnoxious. How about you just don't " All due respect, but.. | |||
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"Chester draws For sell Yes. I've been browsing Marketplace again. "Chester Draws sounds like a really bad stage act | |||
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"Chester draws For sell Yes. I've been browsing Marketplace again.
Chester Draws sounds like a really bad stage act"Chester draws. Chester does not realise that this makes for very dry theatre. | |||
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""Soz". If you were sincerely sorry then you would actually say "sorry"." 'Sorry not sorry' is even worse! | |||
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"Chester draws For sell Yes. I've been browsing Marketplace again.
Chester Draws sounds like a really bad stage act
Chester draws. Chester does not realise that this makes for very dry theatre."A very wooden performance | |||
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"Chester draws For sell Yes. I've been browsing Marketplace again.
Chester Draws sounds like a really bad stage act"Guaranteed that’ll be a user name | |||
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"In terms of verbal: ‘If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best’ ‘I do not bite….hard ‘
In terms of facial, it is smirking or over exaggerated eye blinking
Any combo of that above you definitely would get a slap
I went to see Russell Howard live and he did an hilarious sequence with 'if you can't handle me at my best' line. Russell Howard bent over shaking his ass as he retells quoting that to his wife will be what I will see in my head next time I hear it "Haha got that image in my head now | |||
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"In terms of verbal: ‘If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best’ ‘I do not bite….hard ‘
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I went to see Russell Howard live and he did an hilarious sequence with 'if you can't handle me at my best' line. Russell Howard bent over shaking his ass as he retells quoting that to his wife will be what I will see in my head next time I hear it
Haha got that image in my head now "I was crying | |||
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"I like "grinds my gears" most of the time, but not when it's Baltic outside .
I’m now growling. "  . | |||
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"Chester draws For sell Yes. I've been browsing Marketplace again. "That a new section on fab book | |||
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"I like "grinds my gears" most of the time, but not when it's Baltic outside .
I’m now growling.
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"During Covid, there was an Irish Government decision to relax measures and allow people to meet up over Christmas. They referred to it as ‘ A Meaningful Christmas’ The sentiment was great in fairness but the expression drove me demented. " Yep, that was up there with 'unprecedented times' | |||
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"Lol I'm not gonna lie... Everything happens for a reason What a shame Own hair, own teeth My bad What goes around, comes around Whatevs Your loss Wow! Oh my, I never knew I had so many sayings that annoy me!! I could go on and on "At the end of the day ??? | |||
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"When people talk about changing their opinion on something and say they've done a 360. Yeah... "Amen! And technically, they’re erroneous; surely it’s 180 degrees? 
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"By the way - any FABbers out there who use these expressions and think "that lot are a bit up themselves", you're probably right. And so are we. Free bit of Hegel for you there ."
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"When people talk about changing their opinion on something and say they've done a 360. Yeah...
Amen! And technically, they’re erroneous; surely it’s 180 degrees?
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"When people talk about changing their opinion on something and say they've done a 360. Yeah...
Amen! And technically, they’re erroneous; surely it’s 180 degrees?
(May I claim the pedantic award for the day now?) "That's exactly what I mean! Each time I have to correct them and explain why it's 180 | |||
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"Aahhh! just remembered one! When people say "yous", Makes my blood boil!!" I think youse is ok when it comes from working class or rural Australians. Otherwise it's a stupid affectation. (Same with y'all and the US) | |||
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"When people talk about changing their opinion on something and say they've done a 360. Yeah... "I did mention the 360 problem to a rather annoying manager once. She somewhat lost her shit and quoted corporate handbook page 4 "You need to have a Positve Mental Attitude" Nick. Ahhhhhh...PMA...how I miss that one too. Thankfully, her boss was my old boss (a best friend these days), and he quoted "Nick's results are currently the only thing making your department look good" back at her. She did an enormous 180 after that . | |||
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"By the way - any FABbers out there who use these expressions and think "that lot are a bit up themselves", you're probably right. And so are we. Free bit of Hegel for you there .
Nicely done"Any excuse for a bit of Hegs here Pickle . | |||
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"It's orgasmic. Saying it whilst licking the bottom of the yogurt pot "
I had a chocolate fondant with walnut ice cream once that was as close to orgasmic as it's possible for food to be. I did describe it as such. Sorry  | |||
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"It's orgasmic. Saying it whilst licking the bottom of the yogurt pot "To be fair, when I'm done with "RoboKlunge" "OrgasmicYoghurtPot" may well make it onto the next one's shortlist. | |||
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"Sleeps as in x sleeps until xxxx And the other hate is touching base" I don't like the sleeps one. It's fine when children say it but grown adults! | |||
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"Well, nighty night hollybobs peeps. I'm off for my sleeps and living my best life xxxxxxxxxx" Night, night - let’s touch base in the morning | |||
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"Loads! ‘Living my best life’ - this one REALLY annoys me for some reason. JESUS! " Exactly, what is all this bullshit bollocks? it's obviously designed to get more people divorced so they can get the economy going again on the new weddings! thick daft cunts! I'm bitter as I said to the pre/ex she needs to live her own life instead of the ones on Facebook that she endlessly trawled through whilst neglecting her own family and great opportunity on life she had, but I meant for her to do it with me, not fuck me off for a better life!   | |||
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"“I could care less” It’s “couldn’t care less” Really grinds my gears." This is the norm in the USA and totally makes no logical sense | |||
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"Free instead of three Fanks instead of thanks Fink instead of think Any word where the Th is replaced with an F makes my flesh crawl." Particularly when it's a continuity announcer on TV. | |||
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"Well, to start with... Would of/should of/could of. It's HAVE, not OF, as in "you may have heard somebody say this"; you don't say "may of", do you?" I do wonder if eventually 'should of' etc will just pass into accepted language. It makes no sense at all but everyone knows what it means. | |||
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"One of my late mother's expressions of discontent or dissatisfaction about something was guaranteed to me the ick- "Browned off". " Whatever !!! , not caring enough find it rude | |||
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"When someone starts their sentence with 'no offense, but....' like it's going to excuse you saying something rude and obnoxious. How about you just don't "
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"Any Americanisms creeping into our language but in particular 'My Bad'.....Arghhhhhhh" This ! And not forgetting "we've got this" | |||
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""University of Life" yanks my plank a little. They've usually skipped the critical thinking modules. " me too. its too passive agressive | |||
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"Chester draws For sell Yes. I've been browsing Marketplace again. "If I ever change my user name, Chester Draws it is. | |||
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"“Whatever” " Adding a superfluous "Like" | |||
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""University of Life" yanks my plank a little. They've usually skipped the critical thinking modules. me too. its too passive agressive" Yeah. I like my aggression to be a more full-blown, rip their head off and shit down their neck kinda thing. Easier to manage than all that hidden stuff . | |||
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""University of Life" yanks my plank a little. They've usually skipped the critical thinking modules. me too. its too passive agressive Yeah. I like my aggression to be a more full-blown, rip their head off and shit down their neck kinda thing. Easier to manage than all that hidden stuff ."Hang on - who's ripped my head off .... | |||
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"Aahhh! just remembered one! When people say "yous", Makes my blood boil!!" Try working with Scousers. I’d happily chop off the entire peninsula and tow it the other side of Ireland some days | |||
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""I'm sorry you feel that way" - Generally used by people who think an apology is what you want to hear without taking any actual responsibility for being a knob in the first place." And in a similar vein, "I owe you an apology". Yup. Yup, you do. So fucking say it, not offer a weak IOU for it. | |||
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"It is what it is. " ^that Also https://youtu.be/AiCF1QdyxhM?feature=shared | |||
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"When someone starts their sentence with 'no offense, but....' like it's going to excuse you saying something rude and obnoxious. How about you just don't " this and 'with all due respect............' means they have no respect and about to utter some offensive garbage | |||
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""Been here before, so know the score" and "not my first rodeo" Means I cancel my profile so the wife doesn't catch me or I've annoyed that many people I better start again x" i look for the cowboy hat  | |||
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"When someone starts their sentence with 'no offense, but....' like it's going to excuse you saying something rude and obnoxious. How about you just don't this and 'with all due respect............' means they have no respect and about to utter some offensive garbage" And then follow it with 'its just banter!' I hate that expression with a passion! | |||
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""Soz". If you were sincerely sorry then you would actually say "sorry"." I think that's the whole point | |||
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"It is what it is. " This drives me to cringe! | |||
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"It is what it is. This drives me to cringe! " 100% agree. Annoyingly dismissive and solves nothing | |||
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"It is what it is. This drives me to cringe! 100% agree. Annoyingly dismissive and solves nothing" I actually say this and it has genuinely spread to people around me, I am sorry | |||
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"Hollibobs It is what it is Starting a sentence with the word so Can I ask? - you just fecking did Can I get? When in a shop bar etc " I'm taken offence that 2nd one you listed I've used that so many times | |||
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"Live, laugh, love Any old shite somebody sticks on to a wall that's similar " I tend to avoid people who stencil fundamental parts of the human condition onto their walls as reminders of how to be. | |||
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I thought it was about facial expressions, teach me to read it properly lol"Well that's a good thing cos it gives me the chance to say ........... Makes my shit itch Boils my piss So thanks | |||
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"‘Baltic’ for cold grinds my gears." Grinds my gears | |||
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"Not my first rodeo Like" I have 'not my first rodeo' on my profile. However it is tongue in cheek and a slight mickey take at people who have it on theirs. I go onto say 'I once did a bucking bronco in benidorm.' | |||
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"I’ll do it in a minute now (it’s a Welsh thing) " I have Welsh friends that say this all the time, always makes me piss myself as it’s backwards. The mr | |||
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"I’ll do it in a minute now (it’s a Welsh thing) I have Welsh friends that say this all the time, always makes me piss myself as it’s backwards. The mr " yip | |||
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"When people say:- brought instead of bought pacific instead of specific could of instead of could have. " Don't forget fount..... No it's found it has a d. | |||
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