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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago

Without resorting to controversy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago

(don't say boobs)

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
33 weeks ago

Essex

Can I say bum then?

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By *ealitybitesMan
33 weeks ago

Belfast

By stating the obvious when others fear to thread....

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton


"Without resorting to controversy?"

Usually flirting

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By *ir kinkyMan
33 weeks ago

munster

My cleavage

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By *adyBugsWoman
33 weeks ago

cognito

Tits?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?

Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.

J

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Central

Man seeking partners? Target appropriately

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Socks

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
33 weeks ago

Worcester

I like to message people I’m interested in. I don’t think that’s very controversial.

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By *obilebottomMan
33 weeks ago

All over

Wink

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By *elix SightedMan
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Without resorting to controversy?"

Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.

I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?

Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.

J"

Is this a twisted form of revenge?

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By *edeWoman
33 weeks ago

the abyss

Usually I hide in a corner until someone trips over me

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By *alcon77Man
33 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Hair

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By *edeWoman
33 weeks ago

the abyss


"Without resorting to controversy?

Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.

I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them."

And now I'll never get that chance

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?

Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.

J

Is this a twisted form of revenge?"

Well, if I have to suffer...

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Can I say bum then? "

Bum who?

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By *adyBugsWoman
33 weeks ago

cognito


"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?

Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.

J"

Yes. They are the type to thrive on it. I believe they are called. Trolls. Not the funky children toy kind but the nasty online type.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
33 weeks ago

Wales

Dip your balls in honey and sprinkle gold glitter on them, works everytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Without resorting to controversy?

Usually flirting "

What if the way you flirt is very controversial though

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton


"Without resorting to controversy?

Usually flirting

What if the way you flirt is very controversial though "

Oh well I might need a smacked bum

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?

Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.

J

Yes. They are the type to thrive on it. I believe they are called. Trolls. Not the funky children toy kind but the nasty online type. "

Do you think so though? I don't get why you would alienate your target audience so thoroughly! Unless they don't realise that's what they're doing.

J

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester

Scream

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By *elix SightedMan
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Dip your balls in honey and sprinkle gold glitter on them, works everytime "

Ugh - I thought we’d all got over glitter!

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By *edeWoman
33 weeks ago

the abyss


"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?

Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.

J

Yes. They are the type to thrive on it. I believe they are called. Trolls. Not the funky children toy kind but the nasty online type. "

Oh I loved my troll doll - it had bright green hair!!

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By *ddie1966Man
33 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Usually I hide in a corner until someone trips over me "

I'm usually in the opposite corner, sticking my leg out occasionally as people walk by.

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By *elix SightedMan
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Without resorting to controversy?

Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.

I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them.

And now I'll never get that chance "

There are plenty of better willies out there! Go and seize yours…..

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By *adyBugsWoman
33 weeks ago

cognito


"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?

Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.

J

Yes. They are the type to thrive on it. I believe they are called. Trolls. Not the funky children toy kind but the nasty online type.

Oh I loved my troll doll - it had bright green hair!! "

I liked the blue haired ones

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By *ife NinjaMan
33 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I do the helicopter

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By *edeWoman
33 weeks ago

the abyss


"Without resorting to controversy?

Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.

I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them.

And now I'll never get that chance

There are plenty of better willies out there! Go and seize yours….."

How can you say better when I don't have this knowledge. Also I don't have one to seize this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?"

I fear it is. I imagine brains in jars, desperately trying to get someone else to feel something horrible as a way of leaving at least something of a mark on the world before they fizz away into nothingness.


"Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though. "

..ah, this was all a set up. I have been set up. I feel.. dirty.

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By *edeWoman
33 weeks ago

the abyss


"Usually I hide in a corner until someone trips over me

I'm usually in the opposite corner, sticking my leg out occasionally as people walk by."

Maybe we could work as a team

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Socks"

Yup, that does it.

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By *elix SightedMan
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Without resorting to controversy?

Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.

I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them.

And now I'll never get that chance

There are plenty of better willies out there! Go and seize yours…..

How can you say better when I don't have this knowledge. Also I don't have one to seize this week "

Try the bus stop.

Then Tesco.

Or the library.

Then the police station

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By *adyBugsWoman
33 weeks ago

cognito


"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?

Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.

J

Yes. They are the type to thrive on it. I believe they are called. Trolls. Not the funky children toy kind but the nasty online type.

Do you think so though? I don't get why you would alienate your target audience so thoroughly! Unless they don't realise that's what they're doing.

J"

I do think so. I’ve been involved in online forums since I was 15 when the internet was just starting out and I’ve encountered all types of people who frequent them. And there’s a particular breed of troll who are very well aware of what they are doing and who they are alienating and they get a kick out of that “power” they have over others. Usually in person those individuals are also always right and it’s pointless arguing with them.

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By *ascaIMan
33 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Singing Backstreet Boys on karaoke.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Good question. The controversy certainly brings attention but is it the sort they really want? Really, really?

I fear it is. I imagine brains in jars, desperately trying to get someone else to feel something horrible as a way of leaving at least something of a mark on the world before they fizz away into nothingness.

Damn, I put the Spice Girls in my own head. The 'if you wannabe my lover' bit is apt though.

..ah, this was all a set up. I have been set up. I feel.. dirty."

It wasn't on purpose! I only noticed it after I'd typed it. Welcome to my twat of a brain.

J

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By *illan-KillashMan
33 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Hair"

I'm out.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Without resorting to controversy?

Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.

I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them.

And now I'll never get that chance

There are plenty of better willies out there! Go and seize yours…..

How can you say better when I don't have this knowledge. Also I don't have one to seize this week "

Can I pimp out my husband?

J

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Singing Backstreet Boys on karaoke. "

Can you dance like them though?

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By *ddie1966Man
33 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Usually I hide in a corner until someone trips over me

I'm usually in the opposite corner, sticking my leg out occasionally as people walk by.

Maybe we could work as a team "

Dressed as Penguins......

Omg, that would be sooooooo cool!

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By *adyBugsWoman
33 weeks ago

cognito


"Without resorting to controversy?

Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.

I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them.

And now I'll never get that chance

There are plenty of better willies out there! Go and seize yours…..

How can you say better when I don't have this knowledge. Also I don't have one to seize this week

Can I pimp out my husband?

J"

I’ll take one for the team

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By *aizyWoman
33 weeks ago

west midlands


"Socks"

You have impeccable taste in socks!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Without resorting to controversy?

Light hearted silliness. I don’t do it to get attention but people notice and I’ve made some good friends through that alone. I guess because people realise I’m just about having a giggle and not being serious.

I’ve hardly ever waggled my willy at them.

And now I'll never get that chance

There are plenty of better willies out there! Go and seize yours…..

How can you say better when I don't have this knowledge. Also I don't have one to seize this week

Can I pimp out my husband?

J

I’ll take one for the team "

Thank you for your sacrifice

B

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I think I got given flowers today and I have no idea what I did to get that attention.

So it would seem logically that being oblivious works.

Perhaps that's controversial - I'm sure someone could make it so if they were so inclined.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Without resorting to controversy?

Usually flirting

What if the way you flirt is very controversial though

Oh well I might need a smacked bum "

Huh, funny, that's how I flirt.

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By *eliWoman
33 weeks ago

.

Waffling or talking about sex. Or being excited. Probably some peculiar blend of the three.

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By *ascaIMan
33 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Singing Backstreet Boys on karaoke.

Can you dance like them though?"

Only after a few drinks! Helps me loosen up.

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By *urora1912Woman
33 weeks ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Singing Backstreet Boys on karaoke.

Can you dance like them though?

Only after a few drinks! Helps me loosen up. "

Now that I want to witness

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By *exxyyDy11Man
33 weeks ago

North West

Put House of Pain - Jump Around on and start jumping around

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By *quirrel!Man
33 weeks ago

Nearby


"Socks"

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By *quirrel!Man
33 weeks ago

Nearby


"Waffling or talking about sex. Or being excited. Probably some peculiar blend of the three. "

You only have to speak!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Singing Backstreet Boys on karaoke.

Can you dance like them though?

Only after a few drinks! Helps me loosen up. "

I'll buy the first round

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Socks

You have impeccable taste in socks! "

You should see my days of the week ones

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By *exxyyDy11Man
33 weeks ago

North West


"Put House of Pain - Jump Around on and start jumping around "

I want to jump around now

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By *aizyWoman
33 weeks ago

west midlands


"Socks

You have impeccable taste in socks!

You should see my days of the week ones "

I ordered online a pack of 20 pairs of socks same pattern different colours, I was so excited when they arrived! I really need to get out more!

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By *ddie1966Man
33 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Socks

You have impeccable taste in socks!

You should see my days of the week ones

I ordered online a pack of 20 pairs of socks same pattern different colours, I was so excited when they arrived! I really need to get out more! "

You need to speak to Misty for sock advice.

That lady's got an ology in socks...

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By *sWyldWoman
33 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"By stating the obvious when others fear to thread...."

This sums up my work to be fair

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
33 weeks ago

Essex


"Socks

You have impeccable taste in socks!

You should see my days of the week ones

I ordered online a pack of 20 pairs of socks same pattern different colours, I was so excited when they arrived! I really need to get out more!

You need to speak to Misty for sock advice.

That lady's got an ology in socks..."

I do like my socks

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Socks"

Works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I pretend to faint

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By *ucka39Man
33 weeks ago

Newcastle

Eye contact then put them under my spell

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By *ophie199Couple
33 weeks ago

Leeds

Not sure I’m getting any at the moment. Must be me

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
33 weeks ago

Hull

In years gone by it was to pull in the style of Sid James, after extensive research I can categorically state this method has a 99% failure rate, but a 100% amusement rating for myself. Right onwards to Terry Thomas - Ding Dong.

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By *ixFoot4andBack4MoreMan
33 weeks ago

South Wales

By emitting a high pitched and very annoying noise.

Hooe that helps.

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By *ames250122Man
33 weeks ago

Worcester


"(don't say boobs)"

Moobs? lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I say "Come heeere, loverboy!"

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By *ee-jah ThorinTV/TS
33 weeks ago

london

doesn't matter what i still dont get dates too ugly scary too different i should be in a zoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"(don't say boobs)"

……

You’ve got us in a box with this one!!!!

I now have nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Usually I hide in a corner until someone trips over me "

If love to trip over you

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Socks

You have impeccable taste in socks!

You should see my days of the week ones "

It’s amazing how colour stands out against all the black and white.

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By *ris GrayMan
33 weeks ago

Dorchester

Jump up and down and shake it all about

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
33 weeks ago

Leeds

Sticking you tongue up other forum users arse holes seems to work for most.

Bit of fake niceness and you’ll get all the sensitive crew wanking you off.

The mr

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By *irthandgirthMan
33 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I tend to talk about food.

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By *rastarMan
33 weeks ago

london


"Sticking you tongue up other forum users arse holes seems to work for most.

Bit of fake niceness and you’ll get all the sensitive crew wanking you off.

The mr "

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Use this emoji

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By *rastarMan
33 weeks ago

london


"Use this emoji "

It works wow

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"doesn't matter what i still dont get dates too ugly scary too different i should be in a zoo!"

Nothing wrong with being unique in style and an individual, but your profile is very shouty and lot of intense ranting. I guess many people cannot face meeting after reading that?

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By *ysizeMan
33 weeks ago

Nottingham


"How do you get attention Without resorting to controversy?"

Just mention biscuits or Cake

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By *ake_or_deathMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester

Er...by posting in the forums and hopefully seeming like a reasonable person mostly. Not as a tactic, just that's how it's tended to work.

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By *adbod2godbodMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester

*cough cough" "look at me *cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"How do you get attention Without resorting to controversy?

Just mention biscuits or Cake "

Wondered when the cake would appear

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton


"Without resorting to controversy?

Usually flirting

What if the way you flirt is very controversial though

Oh well I might need a smacked bum

Huh, funny, that's how I flirt."

By smacking bums?? *wiggles bottom x

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By *en30216Man
33 weeks ago

york

Standing out from the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Put up a meet request.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Standing out from the rest "

You are certainly standing at attention in your profile pic

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By *ubikslongswordMan
33 weeks ago

East Grinstead


"Socks"

They are awesome socks! Xx

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By *eneralKenobiMan
33 weeks ago

North Angus

My dazzling personality

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By *hrimper36Couple
33 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

Just put your hand up and ask when directed too

T

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By *r_GreyscaleMan
33 weeks ago

North Hertfordshire

I don't get attention

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By *ubikslongswordMan
33 weeks ago

East Grinstead

I can barely keep my own attention how on earth am I supposed to keep someone else's lkl

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
33 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

My tits usually

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By *ickshawedCouple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Simply leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
33 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

My rapier wit, innit.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Simply leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air. "

Or better still use a hand-held catapult to launch them into a desirable human’s face

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By *agatoXXXMan
33 weeks ago

Mordor

I don't, apparently.

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By *lack Orchid 0204Man
33 weeks ago

Leeds

By being myself

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Shout "HEY LISTEN"

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By *ubikslongswordMan
33 weeks ago

East Grinstead


"Shout "HEY LISTEN""

Navi? Is that you?

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By *a LunaWoman
33 weeks ago

South Wales

My height usually does the trick.

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By *allandathleticMan
33 weeks ago

Asgard

On here? I don't do anything to garner attention. In the real world. My 6ft3 frame and long hair gets me plenty. Most of it unwanted ill add.

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By *rHotNottsMan
33 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I tend to go to where people are at rather than expect them to come to me or meet half way. And it works , in fab, relationships, life, business

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"On here? I don't do anything to garner attention. In the real world. My 6ft3 frame and long hair gets me plenty. Most of it unwanted ill add."

Are you mistaken for a viking?

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By *allandathleticMan
33 weeks ago

Asgard


"On here? I don't do anything to garner attention. In the real world. My 6ft3 frame and long hair gets me plenty. Most of it unwanted ill add.

Are you mistaken for a viking?"

And thor,and Jesus.... yawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"On here? I don't do anything to garner attention. In the real world. My 6ft3 frame and long hair gets me plenty. Most of it unwanted ill add.

Are you mistaken for a viking?

And thor,and Jesus.... yawn. "

Damn was going to say Jesus next but you are already yawning

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Having a vagina usually does the trick.

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By *ea monkeyMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"My rapier wit, innit.

Mrs TMN x"

Nowt to do with boobs or licking crockery?

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By *ris GrayMan
33 weeks ago

Dorchester

Shout shout let it all out these are the things we talked about

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By *icolerobbieCouple
33 weeks ago

walsall


"Without resorting to controversy?"

I leave the attention seeking to the attention seekers.

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By *ris GrayMan
33 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Without resorting to controversy?

I leave the attention seeking to the attention seekers."

All the men then

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By *icolerobbieCouple
33 weeks ago

walsall


"Without resorting to controversy?

I leave the attention seeking to the attention seekers.All the men then "

I don’t think it’s sex specific Fred. All walks of life fit this catergory.

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By *hoirCouple
33 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Without resorting to controversy?"

I walk into a room

C

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By *ris GrayMan
33 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Without resorting to controversy?

I leave the attention seeking to the attention seekers.All the men then

I don’t think it’s sex specific Fred. All walks of life fit this catergory."

lol i think the men especially need it here

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By *ad NannaWoman
33 weeks ago

East London

Be interesting.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
33 weeks ago

Okehampton

Tighty whiteys obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Shout "HEY LISTEN"

Navi? Is that you?"

That's what I was going for

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By *ubikslongswordMan
33 weeks ago

East Grinstead


"Shout "HEY LISTEN"

Navi? Is that you?

That's what I was going for "

Glad to have a fellow nerd in the thread lol x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton


"I don't get attention "

Awww lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

Exude a certain aura. (That could be my lack of deodorant, soz )

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Usually ask if he wants his cock sucking

Mrs

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By *ubikslongswordMan
33 weeks ago

East Grinstead


"Usually ask if he wants his cock sucking

Mrs "

That'll do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Shout "HEY LISTEN"

Navi? Is that you?

That's what I was going for

Glad to have a fellow nerd in the thread lol x"

Don't ever use the Navi hey listen as a message tone lol

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
33 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Start a thread about my left testicle

Mr

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By *ubikslongswordMan
33 weeks ago

East Grinstead


"Shout "HEY LISTEN"

Navi? Is that you?

That's what I was going for

Glad to have a fellow nerd in the thread lol x

Don't ever use the Navi hey listen as a message tone lol "

My phone lives on vibrate of this little box in my hand made a sounds I'd freak out lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"My height usually does the trick."

I have a sudden urge to go to the climbing gym

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
33 weeks ago

chichester

Show my big boobs off in tight tops

Or my long blood red hair and big blue eyes ping out usually enough to attract gazes from people i find.

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By *izandpaulCouple
33 weeks ago

merseyside

At parties, clubs or socials we go...

"Hi, we're Liz and Paul"

If they smile or say hello back, that's a plus.

If they give us a vacant look or react as if hit with a cattle prod, we move on.

It's that easy.

It takes a bit of time but after a few goes, it flows out !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago

People are clearly flouting both the letter and the spirit of the "no boobs" rule

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Ask to see the manager!…..

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By *illan-KillashMan
33 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Ask to see the manager!….. "

I just pick up the mic.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton


"Ask to see the manager!…..

I just pick up the mic. "

....even if people can't understand you

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Would a woof work?

I’m not brilliant at the attention grabbing

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By *illan-KillashMan
33 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Ask to see the manager!…..

I just pick up the mic.

....even if people can't understand you "

I'm practicing my northern for next time. If they don't lynch me at the border that is......

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By *ustamanMan
33 weeks ago

weymouth

I suspect walking down Kensington high street in the buff would gain a certain level of attention

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Going commando in grey joggers usually does it

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
33 weeks ago

Worcester


"Going commando in grey joggers usually does it "

Hello you called?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Going commando in grey joggers usually does it

Hello you called?"

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By *urora1912Woman
33 weeks ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Going commando in grey joggers usually does it "

That will do it for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Men in grey joggers on a windy day, nice sight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Would a woof work?

I’m not brilliant at the attention grabbing "

You mean, like, barking at someone?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton


"Ask to see the manager!…..

I just pick up the mic.

....even if people can't understand you

I'm practicing my northern for next time. If they don't lynch me at the border that is...... "

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

I think my wit, good looks, powerful manly build, intelligence and charisma help.

But mostly it's my modesty .

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By *ornylee69Man
33 weeks ago

kirkcaldy

When I get some I can update this

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Asking for a birthday thread for the past 12 months!

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Would a woof work?

I’m not brilliant at the attention grabbing

You mean, like, barking at someone?"

Nah. Scrap that as a plan

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Asking for a birthday thread for the past 12 months! "

You had about 17 Birthdays in that time didn't you Woody? .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Would a woof work?

I’m not brilliant at the attention grabbing

You mean, like, barking at someone?

Nah. Scrap that as a plan "

No, I think it would work. I might try that.

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Would a woof work?

I’m not brilliant at the attention grabbing

You mean, like, barking at someone?

Nah. Scrap that as a plan

No, I think it would work. I might try that."

Think I’d be howling at the moon, more like.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Asking for a birthday thread for the past 12 months!

You had about 17 Birthdays in that time didn't you Woody? ."

I try my best. I knew someone would get it right one day. It’s maths mate!!!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Asking for a birthday thread for the past 12 months!

You had about 17 Birthdays in that time didn't you Woody? .

I try my best. I knew someone would get it right one day. It’s maths mate!!! "

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