FabSwingers.com: Vee AKA Vampira (40) , TV/TS in london, Greater London, UK

Ughhh...So i was told to update my profile...But Fab in their wisdom deleted it anyway! Wow!!!

It probably won't be much better than the old one but hey-ho.

So me...Well i'm Intersex (if you don't know what that entails...remember google is your friend!) so that will either throw you off or put you off...I'm not a TV/CD or Trans! My boobs, hips, ass, thighs and androgynous looks are all mine and won't droop, fall off or shrink at the end of the night! I dont like using much make-up either as dont like looking like a reject from Rupaul's drag race

I'm quite the nerdy book-worm i'm also a gothic chick into the Burlesque retro look of the 50's 60s & 70s, so think Bettie Page, Haji, Tura Ventura Pauline Peart, & Ingrid Pitt

So into Noir Horror, classic Sci-Fi, Dynamite Comics, Cosplay (hence the vampire teeth - will post pics of the full Vampira costume but there's not a lot to it!)

I also love the writings of Edgar Allen Poe, James Joyce, Oscar Wilde, & poetry from Byron so i'm a chick with a high IQ (over 100%) but still a bimbo?...I know right?...how?...well some jokes just go over my head because i'm working out the logistics or viability of it!

I don't suffer fools, idiots, and abusive people easily or gladly! AND I come from a military family so do have a strict mistress side to me!

Sexually I love MISSIONARY! Nothing better than a big hefty man with his weigh pressing down and into you! its sensual and sexy I don't care if you think its 'Vanilla' Vanilla can be very sensual if you know how to work your sh*t!

I also love a good throat fucking! i love all that dick saliva dripping down onto my tits, struggling for air and being throat fucked into subby space so i don't know where I am with my mascara dripping from my eyes!

Would love a big man to Full Nelson me or better still a DP Full Nelson! WOW! Not a fan of doggy (its boring i'll end up smoking a cigarette!)

Dis-likes- Rude people, arrogant people, bullies, unclean people, untidy people and people who have a thing for very very young girls! Yukkk!

Preferences - They are simple...I'm NOT a size queen (although I've taken some very very big cock as i don't have much of a gag reflex) I'm NOT into looks! What I am into is very big men of all Varieties!!! Eg, big fat men, big tall broad men, curvy men, ample men, bears, daddies, and big muscular men! I CAN'T do short skinny guys! PERIOD!!!

So please if your not this don't try to persuade me other wise unless your packing something extra large and big to make up for it! lolz!

Oh and for the record I LIKE BLACK MEN & WHITE MEN!!! ANYONE THAT HAS A PROBLEM WITH THIS PLEASE SCROLL ON BY I DON'T NEED TO HEAR YOUR ISSUES WE LIKE WHO WE LIKE AND RACISM HAS NO PLACE ON THIS PLATFORM OR THIS WORLD FOR THAT MATTER!

However in saying all that, i'm not into Asian (Indian) guys nothing personal or racist as i'm half Asian (Caribbean) & Irish they just aren't my thing and yes I have dated an Asian guy and that's why I know it's just not for me.

Chinese guys yes!

Nearly done...but here's where it goes downhill...ughhhh!

So...as i said I LIKE BLACK GUYS...however i don't hold much hope of getting one on here and this is why....!

60% of black guys here love the fact they are fetishized by white women & couples! I get it ...Who wouldn't love the attention from it as it's a big thing now so not hating on you i just can't compete with that!

15% of black guys here ONLY EVER do white girls (i avoid you guys like the plague if i can to avoid offending you or getting verbally abused!) Again its your preference just dont disrespect me over a white girl if i'm being complimentary

10% of black men here simply just won't date me because I date white guys too!

5% of black guys here are just plain Transphobic (what can i say about that...just make sure to set your preference to exclude trans women and intersex people like me!)

5% of black men will plain just 'Ghost' me which leaves me with the remaining 5% who will only fuck if your into HNH and for the record NO I DON'T DO HNH I'M INTO FITNESS & HEALTH I DID OVER 10 YEARS OF TAEKWONDO TRAINING AT BLACK BELT LEVEL AND CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT LOSING MY LEVEL OF FITNESS STAMINA FLEXIBILITY & MENTAL HEALTH (AS I'M A MENTAL HEALTH CLINICIAN)!

so in short i wont be chasing any of you i respect myself too much but on the bright side for all you white girls/couples/sissy's/TVs/CDs/and Trans girls FAB, IS YOUR BIG BLACK MAN BIG BLACK COCK SMORGASBORD, ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET! ENJOY GIRLS!!!

White guys - So i like big guys right? however 85% of you ESPECIALLY THE MUSCULAR GUYS are only after a pornstar/runway fitness model with a 6 inch waist, big fake boobs, big fake ass, big fake lips and tons of make-up!

I can't compete with that I'm Au naturelle! FUCK....can't you find someone at the gym??? or why not do porn??? I'd do it if i had the opportunity!!!

5% of white guys are either Transphobic or i'm just the wrong color!

5% of you will just 'Ghost' me but will come up with good excuses (NOT) like 'i have to go walk the dog'!!!...

WTAFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!! Before coming on here I had never been stood up FOR A DOG!!!!!!!

The remaining 5% of you guys are either plain fantasists or married men who do NOT want to leave their wife's because they are kept on a tight reign/leash and have to sneak away whilst meant to be at work to see another woman...HELLO...I DON'T DO ESCORTING WORK (not anymore) I HAVE A HIGHLY STRESSFUL JOB WITH SOMETIMES LONG HOURS SO I CAN ONLY MEET IN THE EVENINGS WHEN I'VE HAD TIME TO CHANGE TO HAVE A FRESH AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE A SMALL BITE TO EAT OR AT LEAST A DRINK BEFORE HAVING MY BRAINS FUCKED OUT OF ME!!!! GIRLS....CAN I GET AN A-M-E-N?????

Decent girls here (i say decent lolz) don't do funky pussy funky ass and fucked up hair etc to meet someone! GEE-FUCKING-WHIZ!!!

Right nearly done...So i'm 60% into other girls (& couples) and 40% men, however...girls...

I'm not feeling you coming over with ten bags of clothes wigs and make-up...trashing my small dinky (but burlesque) room with your 'bits'!

i like feminine girls that take pride in their looks and fully embrace being feminine! Hence the reason why i more connect with trans-girls rather than TV girls because they have gone through the same struggles that i have

Its not nice being singled out at an early age because you look different from all the other children or being called weird or a 'poof' when your a child that looks androgynous and different its not nice to struggle with your identity at 10 years old or to suffer body dysphoria at 6 years old!

however some (SOME) of you trans girls are very clicky the same as some of you TVS/CDS who can not decide what you want who you want and WHEN!!!!!...So again i get 'ghosted' by you or some sh*tty upper-middle class sounding TV/CD sending me some clap trap of a message as to why you don't meet girls like me!!!

in short THE TRANS,TV,CD COMMUNITY IS VERY CLICKY AND VERY DISCRIMINATORY TOWARDS BLACK & ASIAN GIRLS LIKE ME PERIOD!!!

So don't think i'm im going to be meeting many of you here at least NOT the ones ASKING FOR MONEY OR FOR ME TO CASH APP, OR PAYPAL THEM!!!! LIKE WTAF?!?! GTFOH!!!

YES I'M A GHETTO NERDY BIT*H!!!

Couples...aghhhh...look...85% of you are pornstar wannabes's looking for 10 big black men with big black cocks! Get your own website FFS!!!! Your not looking to swing with other genders or races!

5% of you couples are Transphobic i guess because 5% of the black guys here are Transphobic too!

5% of couples here are (lets face it) just too busy living their best life jetting around fucking people from Marrakesh to Miami! and i can't blame them! what would they want with little old me struggling to pay bills and and get on in life!

the remaining 5% of couples will just 'ghost' me! Ghosting is a popular thing on here!

Lastly look...I genuinely come from a family line of Clairvoyants. I happened to be Claire-sentient which means that if i get even a small whiff of BS or if your character, personality is 'not sitting right' with me then i'm sorry I don't care what you look like or how big your cock is I'm not going with you! I don't like pushy or needy guys begging me and i don't like guys who presume TOO MUCH about me

However GOOD BANTER, JOKES & A SLITHER OF WITT AND INTELLIGENCE GOES A LONG LONG WAY WITH ME! And yes if i meet you i will tell your fortune in a very sexy way (that's all i will say lolz)

I don't think it will happen tbh so why the eff am i here??? well its a good place to store all my selfie pics so i don't clog up my IPhone lolz and i've made some good genuine friends here (V,N,N,R,L,& K) you girls/guys know who you are! thank you for making it worth while being here

chow for now x

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