FabSwingers.com forum: Making excuses

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

To get out of a social/date you’re on and not feeling it

Lighthearted post so no “be honest” with them

Looking for the most ridiculous ideas

Bonus points if you’ve used it yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sorry, I forgot to water my cactus, I'll have to go

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"So sorry, I forgot to water my cactus, I'll have to go"

I like it, those cacti can be very needy and it gets you out of a prickly situation

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm so sorry, my male persona said he wants me home to make his dinner. A woman's work is never done.

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

*Oh my god look over there*

Runs away into the sunset

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By *ink vixenCouple
over a year ago

Medway

My tortoise has slipped his shell and wandered off and I’m worried he’ll freeze.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"*Oh my god look over there*

Runs away into the sunset "

Lol I like it

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"My tortoise has slipped his shell and wandered off and I’m worried he’ll freeze. "

Awww bless him sounds believable

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I have to go - I can smell my house is on fire

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Your butt ugly I have to go! X

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Your butt ugly I have to go! X

What if his butt wasn’t ugly

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I need to get home and feed the cats...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have to go return some videotapes

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

Sorry, I have to go. My probation officer will be calling me in 10 minutes on my landline. Ciao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to get home and feed the cats..."

Penny used this one many times back in her single days, please feel free to shame her, she did it when guys cocks were small, nasty cow!

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Sorry your time is up, my next date is at my hotel already

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

North Welsh Borders

My piles fell out as I went to the pot...They need manhandling back up into my rectal cavity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to get home and feed the cats..."

Aww you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get back home to my Mrs, she'll have my cock on a chopping block if she found out.

Btw, I'm single (but they needn't know that).

...and yes, I sleep easy at night.

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I just remembered I left my fridge freezer turned on. I need to get home and check on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel ill and don't know if it's contagious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In truth, I couldn't do it. I'd have to be honest and just tell them the truth if I'm not feeling a good vibe.

Politely making an exit.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

Funnily enough this happened to me on a date a few weeks ago.After having a meal we went to a pub.After finishing her drink she went to the ladies and I was considering walking out when to my surprise / relief she walked past me said nothing and headed for the exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/03/24 17:04:46]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to bring my dog to therapy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotham needs me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your free 3 hours are nearly up. If we continue will need to start charging you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s your wife doing ( give name) iv not seen her in a while tell her I said hi xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God is that the time I need to get to the chemist to pick up a cream for the rash I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to go because I feel my hemorrhoids starting to play up.

My proctologist says "I don't have hemorrhoids. You have a case of himorrhoids, has your husband been a pain in the butt, lately?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Library closes soon my book is overdue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot my meds need to go home

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Is that the door to the toilet? Sorry, won’t be long.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Have to go, home and feed the goldfish

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’m sorry I have to go, I’ve shit myself.

And it wasn’t an accident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Narrator - I need to tell you this because Woody is a coward, …. so although he doesn’t fancy you and will leave in a minute, I’d like to meet you in the back alley and fuck you sideways!

See you in 3 minutes…,

I’d make an exit, and then explain my alter ego changed his mind too.

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By *m-BatmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Gotham needs me."

Yep - works every time this one.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm sorry, I've got to unsubscribe from a mailing list, before its daily update is sent tomorrow

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I'm deploying to Iraq tomorrow. See you in...4-6 months. Unfortunately its also no phones so I will have to write to you.

My address? Sure

Smudge

Basra

Iraq.

It will get to me.

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Go to bar, leave the pub instead. Blocking all contact on the way home

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry

Stopping off for a shit at petrol station so I’ll be a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hamsters wheel is broken, I need to go home and spin it for him.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"My hamsters wheel is broken, I need to go home and spin it for him."

Awwww hope he’s ok now

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

My dogs ate the email

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By *mmaleiaWoman
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Tell him you think you love him, watch him run

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Well it's been lovely so far but no matter how hard I try and if this was our last day on earth ever - you are still a boring cunt..Shhhhhhhh ! it's nicer if you say nothing....... must dash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

….aaaaaand cut. You were marvellous. Thanks for the audition

My people will contact your people. Thank you daaaarling. …Tata.

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Sorry I can’t take this any further I just came in my pants and shit myself at the same time! Would you leave me a review though?

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By *ildoshagginsWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I need to get home and feed the cats..."

I've used this one before

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