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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks

In my ongoing and most righteous quest to compose the most banal and mundane thread ever conceived, may I pose unto thy fine selves the following, all important question:

When ascending stairs/steps, do you prefer to take one step at a time or else do you alternatively opt for the more athletic feat of two or three (or more!) in a single stride?

Bonus question: On a scale of 1-10, how interminably boring was this thread with 1 being: ‘I found it highly interesting and it has veritably enriched my life for the better - in fact, I feel that it may have provided me full spiritual enlightenment’ and 10 being: ‘It was utter shite and you should be thoroughly ashamed OP!’

Peace out

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By *ot to giggleWoman
35 weeks ago

Coventry


"Ey up good folks

In my ongoing and most righteous quest to compose the most banal and mundane thread ever conceived, may I pose unto thy fine selves the following, all important question:

When ascending stairs/steps, do you prefer to take one step at a time or else do you alternatively opt for the more athletic feat of two or three (or more!) in a single stride?

Bonus question: On a scale of 1-10, how interminably boring was this thread with 1 being: ‘I found it highly interesting and it has veritably enriched my life for the better - in fact, I feel that it may have provided me full spiritual enlightenment’ and 10 being: ‘It was utter shite and you should be thoroughly ashamed OP!’

Peace out "

had to be 1

much more fun to watch your ass as you check out which way you feel is the best option

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I do one step at a time. Both ways. Very carefully. I’m accident prone and I’ve fell down the stairs more times than I care to admit.

3 on the interesting thread scale

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

One at a time very carefully, having fell down stairs and snapped my ankle and broke my leg in 2 places stairs terrify me nowadays

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By *ris GrayMan
35 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Ey up good folks

In my ongoing and most righteous quest to compose the most banal and mundane thread ever conceived, may I pose unto thy fine selves the following, all important question:

When ascending stairs/steps, do you prefer to take one step at a time or else do you alternatively opt for the more athletic feat of two or three (or more!) in a single stride?

Bonus question: On a scale of 1-10, how interminably boring was this thread with 1 being: ‘I found it highly interesting and it has veritably enriched my life for the better - in fact, I feel that it may have provided me full spiritual enlightenment’ and 10 being: ‘It was utter shite and you should be thoroughly ashamed OP!’

Peace out "
in my young days two at a time running in my older days still two at a time but walking

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By *ore4fundevonCouple
35 weeks ago

West Devon

I sometimes run or ascend two at a time then my knees remind me that even though I have the mentality of a 30 year old I have the knees of a 41 year old.

Generally though my favourite way it to watch Mrs More's butt wiggling as we go. If there is two or three of us making our way up the stairs that is even better

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
35 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Last time I went down s set of stairs I went head over heels. That's why I now live in a bungalow

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By *elix SightedMan
35 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Pretty boring OP. But I think you can do better.

Do you always start with the same foot? And is it the same starting foot going down as going up?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I used to be far too cocky running up and down stairs, until I tripped and hurt my back and spent the next month walking like a pensioner.

Do better op.

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By *xfordjohnMan
35 weeks ago

Oxford

One at a time and holding the handrail kindly provided by the NHS (not for me, I should add, but it's very handy as the built-in rail is on the left side and I'm right-handed.

And yes, I too enjoy the sight of a bottom ascending in front of me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

I take the fucking lift

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By *elix SightedMan
35 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I take the fucking lift "

Sounds like a fun lift!

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By *lueLotusWoman
35 weeks ago

the wilderness

I'd like two at a time, unless said stairs are at a depth and or/height that might challenge my leg opening abilities.

Meh but enough to warrant a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Keeping the boredom levels going with the stairs theme

Making a real effort to up my fitness levels and I now go up and down our stairs for few minutes to get my pulse rate up

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Pretty boring OP. But I think you can do better.

Do you always start with the same foot? And is it the same starting foot going down as going up?"

This is an interesting question; I have performed some exhaustive experiments and have subsequently discerned that I am a left foot first kind of dude (even though I am right handed).

I have also observed with not inconsiderable excitement that it is dependent upon how many stairs I am presently descending that dictates which foot is the last one to reach floor level.

I feel positively exhilarated in my scientific findings I must say…

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
35 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

One step at a time. Although on the descension I do tend to put one foot then both feet on the step because I've either just woke up and feel wobbly or my legs hurt from zumba. And I normally have a huge German Shepherd trying to get down the same time as I am

Where my son lived in Edinburgh you had to walk up 3 flights of stairs to get to his flat. I could have done with a little seat and a coffee stall half way up

As for boringness I never had this much fun since I checked out which pylon had pylon of the month! Always a monthly highlight.

I rate it a 0

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By *ruceyyMan
35 weeks ago

London

I race up like Tom Cruise

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By *heGateKeeperMan
35 weeks ago

Stratford


"I take the fucking lift "

This is the answer I came to the thread for

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West


"I take the fucking lift

This is the answer I came to the thread for "

Glass lift, obviously

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By *ild_oatsMan
35 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

You should be very careful around stairs as they are always up to something….

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"One step at a time. Although on the descension I do tend to put one foot then both feet on the step because I've either just woke up and feel wobbly or my legs hurt from zumba. And I normally have a huge German Shepherd trying to get down the same time as I am

Where my son lived in Edinburgh you had to walk up 3 flights of stairs to get to his flat. I could have done with a little seat and a coffee stall half way up

As for boringness I never had this much fun since I checked out which pylon had pylon of the month! Always a monthly highlight.

I rate it a 0 "

Pylon of the month? I’ve clearly been missing out on life here! That sounds right up my street. Telegraph poles have always fascinated me also - I have one in my garden called Dave.

Ahhhh me and Dave are great mates. The stories I could tell you about our adventures together.

And stairs - god bless them! Indeed, if not for these wondrous inventions, I would never be able to visit my upstairs bathroom and marvel at my radiators and towel rail…

Ahhhh life is good

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By *orny-DJMan
35 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Zzzzzzzz

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
35 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"One step at a time. Although on the descension I do tend to put one foot then both feet on the step because I've either just woke up and feel wobbly or my legs hurt from zumba. And I normally have a huge German Shepherd trying to get down the same time as I am

Where my son lived in Edinburgh you had to walk up 3 flights of stairs to get to his flat. I could have done with a little seat and a coffee stall half way up

As for boringness I never had this much fun since I checked out which pylon had pylon of the month! Always a monthly highlight.

I rate it a 0

Pylon of the month? I’ve clearly been missing out on life here! That sounds right up my street. Telegraph poles have always fascinated me also - I have one in my garden called Dave.

Ahhhh me and Dave are great mates. The stories I could tell you about our adventures together.

And stairs - god bless them! Indeed, if not for these wondrous inventions, I would never be able to visit my upstairs bathroom and marvel at my radiators and towel rail…

Ahhhh life is good "

Check it out, they haven't updated it since Feb, most disappointing :-/

Oh yes! Telegraph poles are great! You're so lucky to have one in your garden!!

As for stairs, yes they serve a very useful purpose. Lamp posts are also interesting, we have fancy ones with purple coloured lights, and some in my area are powered by dog poop! How clever is that! There is a box underneath the unit where people deposit their dogs poop and it fuels the light. Great idea for sustainability I feel

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"One step at a time. Although on the descension I do tend to put one foot then both feet on the step because I've either just woke up and feel wobbly or my legs hurt from zumba. And I normally have a huge German Shepherd trying to get down the same time as I am

Where my son lived in Edinburgh you had to walk up 3 flights of stairs to get to his flat. I could have done with a little seat and a coffee stall half way up

As for boringness I never had this much fun since I checked out which pylon had pylon of the month! Always a monthly highlight.

I rate it a 0

Pylon of the month? I’ve clearly been missing out on life here! That sounds right up my street. Telegraph poles have always fascinated me also - I have one in my garden called Dave.

Ahhhh me and Dave are great mates. The stories I could tell you about our adventures together.

And stairs - god bless them! Indeed, if not for these wondrous inventions, I would never be able to visit my upstairs bathroom and marvel at my radiators and towel rail…

Ahhhh life is good

Check it out, they haven't updated it since Feb, most disappointing :-/

Oh yes! Telegraph poles are great! You're so lucky to have one in your garden!!

As for stairs, yes they serve a very useful purpose. Lamp posts are also interesting, we have fancy ones with purple coloured lights, and some in my area are powered by dog poop! How clever is that! There is a box underneath the unit where people deposit their dogs poop and it fuels the light. Great idea for sustainability I feel "

Dog dung powered street lights?!

Science for the win!

I need this technology in my home in fact; my pooch is forever pooping on my lawn. Just think of the money I could save on my energy bills by lighting my house with her deposits

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
35 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"One step at a time. Although on the descension I do tend to put one foot then both feet on the step because I've either just woke up and feel wobbly or my legs hurt from zumba. And I normally have a huge German Shepherd trying to get down the same time as I am

Where my son lived in Edinburgh you had to walk up 3 flights of stairs to get to his flat. I could have done with a little seat and a coffee stall half way up

As for boringness I never had this much fun since I checked out which pylon had pylon of the month! Always a monthly highlight.

I rate it a 0

Pylon of the month? I’ve clearly been missing out on life here! That sounds right up my street. Telegraph poles have always fascinated me also - I have one in my garden called Dave.

Ahhhh me and Dave are great mates. The stories I could tell you about our adventures together.

And stairs - god bless them! Indeed, if not for these wondrous inventions, I would never be able to visit my upstairs bathroom and marvel at my radiators and towel rail…

Ahhhh life is good

Check it out, they haven't updated it since Feb, most disappointing :-/

Oh yes! Telegraph poles are great! You're so lucky to have one in your garden!!

As for stairs, yes they serve a very useful purpose. Lamp posts are also interesting, we have fancy ones with purple coloured lights, and some in my area are powered by dog poop! How clever is that! There is a box underneath the unit where people deposit their dogs poop and it fuels the light. Great idea for sustainability I feel

Dog dung powered street lights?!

Science for the win!

I need this technology in my home in fact; my pooch is forever pooping on my lawn. Just think of the money I could save on my energy bills by lighting my house with her deposits "

It would be great wouldn't it. I wonder how long a German Shepherd poop would power a light bulb for?? Unfortunate if it runs out in the middle of Corrie and you have to go rummaging in the garden for poop

We're going on a poop hunt

We're going to catch a big one!

We're not scared...

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By *ife NinjaMan
35 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Never noticed, but over time I have become fearful of falling down the stairs

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