FabSwingers.com forum: Entitlement

By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
45 weeks ago

Staffordshire

We’re looking for someone to use as a sex toy occasionally.

He or she will also need to make tea and toast on demand.

Only pretty people considered.

You can be a bit plump but not interested in anyone that has salad on their kebab.

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By *TG3Man
45 weeks ago

Dorchester

"We’re looking for someone to use as a sex toy occasionally.

He or she will also need to make tea and toast on demand.

Only pretty people considered.

You can be a bit plump but not interested in anyone that has salad on their kebab."
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

If we were talking, about KFC I would have considered it.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
45 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I'm a salad dodger, I also like kebab

And the toast would be like toast roulette, if it makes it from the kitchen to you without me eating it then great. If not unlucky

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

You can spread some mayo on my kebab anyday.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
45 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Your bound to have one of them toasters that doesn't fit the bread in properly and you have to tuck in the corners. For that reason, and not being pretty. I'm out.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
45 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Define ‘plump’

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
45 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Shit.

I don't want a kebab that isn't covered in pickled cabbage and raw onion.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
45 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Define ‘plump’ "

One above cuddly.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
45 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Define ‘plump’

One above cuddly."
. But I’m cuddly, n squishy

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
45 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Define ‘plump’

One above cuddly.. But I’m cuddly, n squishy "

So you're ok because you're one below plump!

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I make tea and toast for nobody...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
45 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

What about chopped chives on the top of the kebab? It's a bit fancy but I like it that way.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
45 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Define ‘plump’

One above cuddly.. But I’m cuddly, n squishy

So you're ok because you're one below plump!"
I don’t eat kebabs, but I’m definitely a salad dodger

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
45 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"We’re looking for someone to use as a sex toy occasionally.

He or she will also need to make tea and toast on demand.

Only pretty people considered.

You can be a bit plump but not interested in anyone that has salad on their kebab."

Can I have the salad then please? Love the salad from the kebab place!

The kebab itself not so much

TIA

MrsAbz

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
45 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Nah, the kebab needs all the trimmings of salad, garlic mayo and chili sauce. It can't be eaten in the shop and must be held out in front of you to be used as the kebab compass to navigate your way home. Dropping the occasional bit of food on the floor or jacket.

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By *obilebottomMan
45 weeks ago

All over

What sort of kebab are we talking about, shish, doner, gyro, .... or what?

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By *sWyldWoman
45 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"plump"

I feel seen!

I don't actually like kebabs though, or tea..

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By *hitehotguyMan
45 weeks ago

Manchester

All winter I’ve been looking for someone to treat me like a piece of meat, rotating me slowly in front of a fire. Leaving me be, and just checking in on me every now and then. Cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I am always up for being used as a sex toy

And the best off both worlds

I come with a awesome as for the guy to use

And a handle on the other side for the woman to use

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By *eliWoman
45 weeks ago

No Sam, don't be weird.

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By *iking_WitchWoman
45 weeks ago

Hinckley

"We’re looking for someone to use as a sex toy occasionally.

He or she will also need to make tea and toast on demand.

Only pretty people considered.

You can be a bit plump but not interested in anyone that has salad on their kebab."

There's only one woman around here that demands Tea, toast and kink and she also has salad on her kebab and plump was waved goodbye too before lockdown.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"anyone that has salad on their kebab." My tired brain doesn't get which end of the spectrum this equates to?

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By *ags73Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I was out at ‘pretty’ meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"Nah, the kebab needs all the trimmings of salad, garlic mayo and chili sauce. It can't be eaten in the shop and must be held out in front of you to be used as the kebab compass to navigate your way home. Dropping the occasional bit of food on the floor or jacket."

This made me giggle

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
45 weeks ago

North West

I think I might be one above plump. And I don't like kebabs at all. I make ace tea n toast though - missing out!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
45 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

This made me giggle "

Because you know you have done it right? Or are you the one following the coleslaw drops of the kebab leader?

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