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By *rcouple OP Couple
36 weeks ago

Mid Glam

There's good no of pet owners on here. Let's have some of their eccentric and adorkable habits.

One of our cat's likes to drink from a running tso and will follow you into the bathroom and sit in the bath waiting for you to turn on the tap for.

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By *estarossa.Woman
36 weeks ago

Flagrante

I have a cat who likes to relax in the bath. He can often be found snoozing in there.

Another one is obsessed with hairbands, he treats them like mice, playing, pouncing, fishing them out from wherever he had batted them under furniture.

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By *rjay224Man
36 weeks ago

north west

My dog jumps me when I eat my dinner …. Sat at the table enjoying my food and then I’ll get this little fluff all humping my leg …. Best of all it’s a female dog

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm looking after two dogs at the moment, one of whom follows me bouncing up and down on his rear legs, rabbit-punching my bum with his front paws.

He's very cute, so I let him get away with it

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By *a LunaWoman
36 weeks ago

South Wales

My big fluffy boy (German shepherd/rottweiler mix) we adopted after original owners wanted rid, he is the brother of one of the dogs we already had.

Anyway, he was never played with, so I’ve been trying to teach him to play gently BUT he goes bloody loopy for a ball.

He loves to pretend he’s bringing it to you, then just as you reach out to take it, he turns on his heels and walks off, looking over his shoulder, tail up and wagging, wanting you to chase him for it.

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By *hubs101Man
36 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees Premier Inn 27th Nov Cum say hi ...

One of my dogs sit at the dinner table on a free chair while we eat & just takes in the conversation, looking at whoever is talking. Never makes an attempt to get to any food either.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
36 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

My senile old cat likes to sleep in her catlitter tray while weeing in the plug hole of the bath

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By *udding RoseWoman
36 weeks ago

Somewhere out there

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By *udding RoseWoman
36 weeks ago

Somewhere out there

"One of my dogs sit at the dinner table on a free chair while we eat & just takes in the conversation, looking at whoever is talking. Never makes an attempt to get to any food either."

That's soo cute!!!

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By *arla SwingerWoman
36 weeks ago

Somewhere

Ancient 12yr old yorkie with very complex mental health problems. He's a screamer in reagards to anyone erm looking at him/touching him, often flings himself down stairs (no there's nothing medically wrong, he's just a dick).

Two cats I ended up with that daughter left at mine. One's backward, can't let it out, it fights to get out. I then have to chase it round the street as it launches itself infront of cars. Other cat is bright, but hates everything, including me, but not other cat. Batters dog, likes to stand on my face in middle of

night... I fucking hate pets! 1/10 would recommend

*I treated myself to a designer handbag - left it on kitchen counter 30mins - cat pissed in it

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By *ascaIMan
36 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

My Shihtzu will only eat her bedtime biscuits off the chopping board. Refuses to eat out of her bowl.

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By *arla SwingerWoman
36 weeks ago

Somewhere

"My senile old cat likes to sleep in her catlitter tray while weeing in the plug hole of the bath

Mine piss down the plug hole! Relief against when they opt to piss on me in bed!

I have 5 litter trays for 2 cats

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By *arla SwingerWoman
36 weeks ago

Somewhere

"My Shihtzu will only eat her bedtime biscuits off the chopping board. Refuses to eat out of her bowl. "

You're living the dream

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By *ascaIMan
36 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"My Shihtzu will only eat her bedtime biscuits off the chopping board. Refuses to eat out of her bowl.

You're living the dream

I can’t complain. Seems I’ve got it easy after reading your post above

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By *arla SwingerWoman
36 weeks ago

Somewhere

"My Shihtzu will only eat her bedtime biscuits off the chopping board. Refuses to eat out of her bowl.

You're living the dream

I can’t complain. Seems I’ve got it easy after reading your post above

Seriously, 2 cats and a doggo is a joy! Daughter moved in - left 5 cats, 3 pregnant! I legit had 13 cats, and a dog in my house. It was beyond insane

- moral of the story. Don't have kids!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
36 weeks ago

Llanelli

The neighbour threw a swede out onto her rear garden today and one of the labs jumped over the wall and ate it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
36 weeks ago

Llanelli

Both dogs always know it's dinner time when Hollyoaks ads come on

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By *agnar73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"My Shihtzu will only eat her bedtime biscuits off the chopping board. Refuses to eat out of her bowl.

You're living the dream

I can’t complain. Seems I’ve got it easy after reading your post above

Seriously, 2 cats and a doggo is a joy! Daughter moved in - left 5 cats, 3 pregnant! I legit had 13 cats, and a dog in my house. It was beyond insane

- moral of the story. Don't have kids!

What?

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
36 weeks ago

Bristol

"There's good no of pet owners on here. Let's have some of their eccentric and adorkable habits.

One of our cat's likes to drink from a running tso and will follow you into the bathroom and sit in the bath waiting for you to turn on the tap for.

Our cat used to do the same but with the kitchen tap. Out other one demands we go to bed as soon as he's eaten his 10pm dinner and always has to have a spoon with the Mr. I'm like a 3rd wheel

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By *rcouple OP Couple
36 weeks ago

Mid Glam

Our cat used to do the same but with the kitchen tap. Out other one demands we go to bed as soon as he's eaten his 10pm dinner and always has to have a spoon with the Mr. I'm like a 3rd wheel

She's a bugger for any tap/ running water. One of the boys will sleep in the bathroom sink in the summer to be cool.

Spooning... bin bed be a nice thing if it wa just the one, but we've 6 so it can get hectic and thr bed is full before both of us of us are able to get in bed.

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By *electableicecreamMan
36 weeks ago

The West

I got two three month kittens.

Three months later one of them is still pooing on the floor beside the litter tray. Doesn't matter what I try. She'll pee in the tray but seems to just like a clean tile floor for no. twos.

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By *ikynminnyCouple
36 weeks ago

Blaydon

My chow boy does the happy dance when he has a pee growls going round in circles churning the ground up with his back legs buckles us up every time xx

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By *rRiosMan
36 weeks ago

dublin

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By *rRiosMan
36 weeks ago

dublin

My dog shows her teeth when she’s excited you’re home or it’s someone she really likes. If you are scared of dogs at all I imagine it would be quite intimidating

She also announces your entrance to a room after coming home from work with a hall howl half bark. I’m convinced she’s part husky

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By *ublustMan
36 weeks ago

Dublin

Have 2 dogs or should I say bitches who're big into rimming each other and rimming the cat

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By *D3!Man
35 weeks ago

Cheltenham

My cat sleeps all day and then goes out at night, problem is I don't sleep that well when's she's out, luckily she comes back regularly to top up with biscuits but I have to keep waking up and opening the window for her to get in and out, in the summer I sometimes leave the window open but then I risk getting bought presents, often live presents that then get let go in the room and I spend half the night trying to catch.

So typical cat behaviour I guess (wouldn't trade her for the world though, she's my baby)

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
35 weeks ago

Glasgow

If we are having a lie and sleep by thier breakfast time one of our cats will come in and meow and headbutt one of us until we get up and feed him

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

We have a cockatoo.

And he’s a little shit haha, craziest pet you could ever own!.

So much character for a bird, but we can let him out for a fly and he knows his boundaries and comes back.

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By *rcouple OP Couple
35 weeks ago

Mid Glam

We've just had our regular breakfast call.

3 of them flopping round, making biscuits and heavy purring till one of us relents and feeds them.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
35 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"There's good no of pet owners on here. Let's have some of their eccentric and adorkable habits.

One of our cat's likes to drink from a running tso and will follow you into the bathroom and sit in the bath waiting for you to turn on the tap for.

My cat does this too, she will sit in the sink and cry until the tap gets turned on

She shits in the bath and will hovver over the bath plughole as she wees

She's going a little senile and she is missing my son, she loved him to the point of obsession, now he doesn't live at home anymore she will go into his room and scream as she cries, I am expecting to be reported as the scream sounds like she is being hurt. It's like she forgets

She's obsessed with dogs, the bigger the better, she stalks every dog who walks past. I've known Dobermans refuse to walk past my house because She's sat on the pavement refusing to move

She bullies my German Shepherd, attacks him as he sleeps, or will try to use him as a cushion. He's amazing with her he stops he by holding her in his mouth, she just lies there and let's him

despite his 50kg size he's never once hurt her

As for him, imagine buying an Andrex puppy off Temu.....My dog would turn up, he's obsessed with toilet rolls and likes to steal them, especially if you are sat on the pot, he then adds them to his collection on his bed.

If he wants attention he will steal stuff, 99.9 percent of the time you can leave anything including food laying around and he won't touch it, but when he gets in attention seeking mode anything goes.

He hides stuff, I have bought him toys over the years which he's hidden, only for him to remember months later and find it

Pigs ears get buried in the garden only to be dug up again in a few months before he it's like he prefers to eat it festered.

His bones he eats fresh, though he will chew it for a bit before he decides to share it with me, it gets flung onto my lap and he sits and watches, I have to pretend to eat it because if I give it back to him he just keeps flinging it at me

He collects cardboard and uses it as currency, if he wants a treat he will bring me a piece of cardboard to 'pay' for it.

Clever clever boy. He loves me and he adores my eldest son, if we pretend to fight he will go and get his high value ball and stand in the middle of us, ball apparently calms the situation down

But despite my animals being royal pains in the arse I could not be without them, especially my dog, he is bestest boy, my World and he knows it

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By *rcouple OP Couple
35 weeks ago

Mid Glam

Our rescue moggy has recently decided he like to pull damp towels off radiators and make a nest in them.

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By *atdad101Man
35 weeks ago

Glasgow

My cat loves to scream in my face in the morning for his breakfast then he eats one bite and goes straight back to his bed

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
35 weeks ago

ashford

"There's good no of pet owners on here. Let's have some of their eccentric and adorkable habits.

One of our cat's likes to drink from a running tso and will follow you into the bathroom and sit in the bath waiting for you to turn on the tap for.

U can get a bowl on amazon which recycle the water round as cats do prefer running water x

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By *issmorganWoman
35 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

One of my cats is 6, but still so playful. He brings us leaves/feathers in and does these little skips like Lambs do.

He comes in the bathroom when I'm having a soak and sometimes dips his trotters in the water.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
35 weeks ago

little house on the praire

My cats are 18 and 20. Both sleep with me, one on my pillow. When she wants her breakfast she moves and sits on my face until I get up

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

"My dog shows her teeth when she’s excited you’re home or it’s someone she really likes. If you are scared of dogs at all I imagine it would be quite intimidating

She also announces your entrance to a room after coming home from work with a hall howl half bark. I’m convinced she’s part husky "

What about the cute tricks she does. Adorable

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Our dog cleans herself like a cat, licking her paw and wiping her face with it.

Our cat also takes a piss over the bath plughole every morning, but specifically whilst I'm peeing too (not in the bath, just to clear that up) and she looks me in the eye right before doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Have 2 dogs or should I say bitches who're big into rimming each other and rimming the cat"

Hahha. Yes our dog loves to eat the cats butt too

So gross haha, but not like us perverts can judge really is it

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"One of my dogs sit at the dinner table on a free chair while we eat & just takes in the conversation, looking at whoever is talking. Never makes an attempt to get to any food either."

I hate to break it to you. But I think your dog might be plotting against you.

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By *orny guy 6630Man
35 weeks ago

Gloucester

I have 5 ferrets, one of whom thinks he's a dog...

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