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They don't even look happy when they come out
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They don't even look happy when they come out
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"Getting up really early when there's absolutely no need to. and getting on the buses during the school runs twice a day. " | |||
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"Werthers Originals." I was gonna post that..!  | |||
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"Nice to see pensioner bashing is still as popular on this forum as ever. Whatever happened to Old gits lives matter!" They mean much older than us...probably  | |||
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"Werthers Originals." I was saying to myself the first person to say this I will poke their eyes out!!!
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"Nice to see pensioner bashing is still as popular on this forum as ever. Whatever happened to Old gits lives matter!" | |||
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"Werthers Originals. I was saying to myself the first person to say this I will poke their eyes out!!!
How very dare you!!! "Looks like we have a Werthers fan here! Alert! | |||
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"Turns out I’m old." Me too
I like 60s music and receiving postcards for a start | |||
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"Nice to see pensioner bashing is still as popular on this forum as ever. Whatever happened to Old gits lives matter!" #OGLM - get it embroidered on a string vest (with matching Y-fronts) | |||
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"Saying they look younger than they are and no one ever guesses their real age. That they're an 18 year old trapped in the body of a 40+ year old. Saying you're only as old as the person you're feeling/fucking." "Saying they look younger than they are, and no one ever guesses their real age..." Sad but true
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"Saying they look younger than they are and no one ever guesses their real age. That they're an 18 year old trapped in the body of a 40+ year old. Saying you're only as old as the person you're feeling/fucking." .
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"Nice to see pensioner bashing is still as popular on this forum as ever. Whatever happened to Old gits lives matter!" I'm perusing for hints and tips so I know what is expected when I get very very old | |||
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"Saying they look younger than they are and no one ever guesses their real age. That they're an 18 year old trapped in the body of a 40+ year old. Saying you're only as old as the person you're feeling/fucking." Damn Meli. You woke up and chose violence | |||
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"I can’t answer this because I *am* old." No you are NOT!!! | |||
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"Parma violets" Oi. I'm not old. | |||
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"Casual racism "I heard the worst one while standing in a queue at a chip shop a few years back. I can't even hint at what he said. | |||
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"Parma violets Oi. I'm not old." Seconded! Parma Violets are GOATed  | |||
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"Saying they look younger than they are and no one ever guesses their real age. That they're an 18 year old trapped in the body of a 40+ year old. Saying you're only as old as the person you're feeling/fucking." Love it. Never understood the only as old as the person your fucking. Do you take an average or do you act like a vampire and suck the youth of the person your fucking? Like some kind of succubus? | |||
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"Carry On films... Like, what the hell?  "i love Carry on films might be the fact i had a parent who worked with the Carry on Gang back in the 70s | |||
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"Werthers Originals." I’ve tried them and they’re not bad. I’ll take them over a polo any day | |||
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"Saying they look younger than they are and no one ever guesses their real age. That they're an 18 year old trapped in the body of a 40+ year old. Saying you're only as old as the person you're feeling/fucking. Damn Meli. You woke up and chose violence "I have no idea what you mean Joe.  | |||
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"I can’t answer this because I *am* old." "No you are NOT!!!" We’re all old to someone … Tell you when I did feel old. When I’d been chatting with someone for a while and things got sexy and I went to pick her up for a night out … and it turned out she still lived at home with her Mum. That made me feel old. | |||
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"Tinned fruit. This, with a splash of cream." Was always fruit cocktail and a dollop of cream! | |||
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"I can’t answer this because I *am* old.No you are NOT!!! We’re all old to someone … Tell you when I did feel old. When I’d been chatting with someone for a while and things got sexy and I went to pick her up for a night out … and it turned out she still lived at home with her Mum. That made me feel old." More the fact we’re the same age
I’ve had my share of “Norman Bates Dates” | |||
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"More the fact we’re the same age "Shhhh. You’re not supposed to admit that when I’m talking about how old and decrepit I am. | |||
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"Saying they look younger than they are and no one ever guesses their real age. That they're an 18 year old trapped in the body of a 40+ year old. Saying you're only as old as the person you're feeling/fucking. Damn Meli. You woke up and chose violence
I have no idea what you mean Joe. "That second one really reasonates with me. They talk about how young they feel while bemoaning how immature young people are | |||
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"The conservatives " I've been voting against those bastards longer than you have And you know where you can stick the Daily Mail too | |||
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"Going down hills in a bath on wheels " That looks fun, to be fair. | |||
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"How old exactly are we talking here?" 90 xx | |||
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"How old exactly are we talking here?90 xx "Phew, I've got a week or two then | |||
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"Supping tea out of saucers...why? surely it can't be that difficult to drink a hot drink?" My grandad used to do that. The drops of tea used to stick to his moustache .
Honestly though until you've dipped tea from a saucer you haven't tasted heaven | |||
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OAP discount. Yet "Yes you can! At Iceland on a Tuesday so long as you have a 65plus lady friend that you can borrow her OAP discount card to swipe. You should have seen the check out operator's face last Tuesday in Iceland as I managed to convince her that I was 66. | |||
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"My Nan and Grandads was cod liver oil Get that shite away from me. "Would you like to was that down with some prunes? Go on, open up and feel the benefit! | |||
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"Researching ancestry. I have no idea why people find this so interesting or relevant. Not bashing, just don't get it. "I do, I never met either of my two Grandads, one was Scottish and the other was Irish and my surname isn't from their country. | |||
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"Researching ancestry. I have no idea why people find this so interesting or relevant. Not bashing, just don't get it. "Oooooooooo I feel seen
I've found researching my ancestry to be REALLY interesting. Maybe more interesting than Mr KCs family history cos his are all northern British peasants for as long as we could find. Mine is a bit more varied. | |||
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"Researching ancestry. I have no idea why people find this so interesting or relevant. Not bashing, just don't get it.
Oooooooooo I feel seen
I've found researching my ancestry to be REALLY interesting. Maybe more interesting than Mr KCs family history cos his are all northern British peasants for as long as we could find. Mine is a bit more varied."And to HornyPT:- I'm really glad you enjoy it I just don't see what you get out of it? I feel like if someone told me my ancestors were global explorers or something equally exotic (or even the opposite), I'd still just feel like 'ok cool. What's that got to do with me?' Each to their own though  | |||
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"Parma violets Oi. I'm not old." A thousand apologies | |||
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"Parma violets Oi. I'm not old. Seconded! Parma Violets are GOATed "Thruppledoded. Hoarding. I'm borderline old, but the way people hoard more as they age does my fucking head in. It's shit and tat - get rid of it. | |||
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"Music by artists like the cure  "No Pickle. No. Don't do this. | |||
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"Music by artists like the cure
No Pickle. No. Don't do this."Did. I. Lie. Though. | |||
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"Werthers Originals. I was saying to myself the first person to say this I will poke their eyes out!!!
How very dare you!!!
Looks like we have a Werthers fan here!
Alert!
" oh - i must be old then i like werthers - and mint imperials, oh and strawberry bonbons... oh and lollipops .... oh and well just sweets - | |||
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"Werthers Originals. I was saying to myself the first person to say this I will poke their eyes out!!!
How very dare you!!!
Looks like we have a Werthers fan here!
Alert!
oh - i must be old then i like werthers - and mint imperials, oh and strawberry bonbons... oh and lollipops .... oh and well just sweets - "I’ll back you on the others but mint imperials are like chalk when you bite into them they’re awful. Not that I’ve eaten chalk but I imagine that’s what it’s like | |||
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"Casual racism
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I can't even hint at what he said.
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"Waking up at 6am every morning for no reason. " I do for a piss, then get backin bed for an hour | |||
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"Music by artists like the cure
No Pickle. No. Don't do this.
Did. I. Lie. Though. "It's like you're "did I stutter"ing at me. Love it. Anyway, leave The Cure out of the retirement home please. Thank you. | |||
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"Battenburg Cake And, also what is that perfume lots of them wear that smells like moth balls/bug spray? " 4711 or T | |||
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"How old exactly are we talking here?90 xx
Phew, I've got a week or two then "I will get there before you | |||
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"What do we love that you don't get? Tattersal Shirts Hand knitted woollen tie Harris T Jackets Corduroy Trousers Doc Martins shoes Ideally we should be driving Morris Minor cars "Tarkus, I'm wearing Docs right now and do most days | |||
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"Younger people are so interesting! Every time I have a conversation with one they tell me things as if it's the first time I've heard of it...... It's particularly amusing when they think a sex act never existed in the past ...... it's all new ... all of the world is new... I guess it is for some. This oldie likes..... 1. Non ageists and non stereotypers 2. All veg 3. Big knickers 4. Parma Violets 5. Homes that are not cheap shoddy corporation grey velour and silver 6. Tea from a tea pot 7. People who don't use their phone in the cinema 8. People who judge others on an individual basis. 9. Fruit Cake / Walnut Cake / Coffee Cake 10. Youth! " Granny, what's your stance on Doc Marten boots? | |||
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"Younger people are so interesting! Every time I have a conversation with one they tell me things as if it's the first time I've heard of it...... It's particularly amusing when they think a sex act never existed in the past ...... it's all new ... all of the world is new... I guess it is for some. This oldie likes..... 1. Non ageists and non stereotypers 2. All veg 3. Big knickers 4. Parma Violets 5. Homes that are not cheap shoddy corporation grey velour and silver 6. Tea from a tea pot 7. People who don't use their phone in the cinema 8. People who judge others on an individual basis. 9. Fruit Cake / Walnut Cake / Coffee Cake 10. Youth! Granny, what's your stance on Doc Marten boots? " Best thing ever. I never had a pair but all my girls went to school in them. I envy women of my age with the panache to carry them off. I stand in D. Martin shops and lust after the floral ones.... they do vegan ones now but ..... I can't carry the weight on my legs.... nor do I have the style to go with them. I LOVE them .... The very cut and every fine stich ... a great product. A classic | |||
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"Younger people are so interesting! Every time I have a conversation with one they tell me things as if it's the first time I've heard of it...... It's particularly amusing when they think a sex act never existed in the past ...... it's all new ... all of the world is new... I guess it is for some. This oldie likes..... 1. Non ageists and non stereotypers 2. All veg 3. Big knickers 4. Parma Violets 5. Homes that are not cheap shoddy corporation grey velour and silver 6. Tea from a tea pot 7. People who don't use their phone in the cinema 8. People who judge others on an individual basis. 9. Fruit Cake / Walnut Cake / Coffee Cake 10. Youth! Granny, what's your stance on Doc Marten boots? Best thing ever. I never had a pair but all my girls went to school in them. I envy women of my age with the panache to carry them off. I stand in D. Martin shops and lust after the floral ones.... they do vegan ones now but ..... I can't carry the weight on my legs.... nor do I have the style to go with them. I LOVE them .... The very cut and every fine stich ... a great product. A classic" This is music to my ears. Re: the boot weight, you don't notice it when seated. Have you tried a wheelchair?!
I've been wearing mine for work most days this winter, my feet are toasty warm! | |||
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