FabSwingers.com forum: How many people do you reckon...

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Would have sex with you in the forums?

I'm gonna say 4 for me...maybe 7 in the prime!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Uh.

At least one for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

All of them, obvs.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

I'd at least hope 1, but who knows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say but altogether now! They know who they are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't say but altogether now! They know who they are!

I’d have sex with you

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By *ifesforliving84Man
over a year ago

Telford

I’m sure there is at least one person out there who will take one for the team

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is this with or without Chloroform Brucey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that have and would again. Minus the ones that have but wouldn’t again. Plus the ones that say they want to at some point. I’d say maybe about 25. So every woman that posts on here really

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By *aughtyGent86Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Probably not many, if any lol.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I think we would all be pleasantly surprised and the number is probably 2-3x higher than you’d expect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok seriously now.

The ones that have and would again. Minus the ones that have but wouldn’t again. Plus the ones that say they want to at some point. I’d say maybe about 10. I’m confident with 10.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Probably about five

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

Never thought about it as it takes two to tango

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It'd be quicker to count who wouldn't

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By *sh47Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I’ll hope for 2

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea

would be happy with 3/4?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It'd be quicker to count who wouldn't

That's the spirit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we would all be pleasantly surprised and the number is probably 2-3x higher than you’d expect

3x 0 is still 0?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm going to say one. One is a good number. It's not zero and self deprecating, it's not how many I actually think.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

As a couple, lots. Me (George) by myself, one or two, maybe three, or even four. Although probably not all at once.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m going to say ‘some’.

I know that’s a cop out, but it’s very definitely not zero. Which is a start.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

One and to be honest I think there is only one who I would want to have sex with too right now.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

1.5

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

One that has told me he'd like to.

Anything else is unfounded speculation.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

As a couple, fewer than people wanting to meet C alone

2-3 maybe by myself

7 plus C alone

4-5 as a couple

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

2.5 I reckon

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A few. Some I might have already!

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By *erlins5Man
over a year ago

South Fife

One that I know of

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge

Just one.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I've spotted 3 on this thread already..."

(Whether the feeling is mutual is another question entirely!)

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I've spotted 3 on this thread already...

(Whether the feeling is mutual is another question entirely!)"

...and one I didn't answer as I misread the OP. I'm packing up and going home.

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Never had a meet of forums

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"A few. Some I might have already! "

"might have"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't say but altogether now! They know who they are!

I’d have sex with you

Yes! I got one!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

""might have"

She’s coy, that one.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Just the one probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 that I know of.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I've spotted 3 on this thread already...

(Whether the feeling is mutual is another question entirely!)

...and one I didn't answer as I misread the OP. I'm packing up and going home."

This is the misread of the day! I love reading it as though it's your actual answer to the OP.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Definitely 1. But don't know about any others.

Soon

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

I reckon 2 people or couples

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"I'm going to say one. One is a good number. It's not zero and self deprecating, it's not how many I actually think."

I'll follow Meli with 1.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

OK to answer rather than chuckle at YOLO.

Us as a couple - I think there'd be a fair few. I'm going to go with 8 as a rough guess where there could be mutual interest.

B on his own - 3 to 4

Me alone - How do you answer this without sounding like a bighead? Let's just say that tits and vag go a long way on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never thought about it as it takes two to tango"

^ She'd tango with me

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

I would hope 1 but I'm guessing 0

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By *andDLiverpoolCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

1.5

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

exeter

1 maybe 2 at a push.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I am not having sex in the Lounge!!

The carpets are sticky and theres cake crumbs everywhere!!

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By *mmaleiaWoman
over a year ago

Trowbridge

There’s only a few who post in the forums that have seen my face, so I know 2 would, not sure about the others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've spotted 3 on this thread already...

(Whether the feeling is mutual is another question entirely!)

...and one I didn't answer as I misread the OP. I'm packing up and going home."

I’d do you

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By *ewcatWoman
over a year ago

Berkshire

Hmm not many, I’m pretty good at frightening most people off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh. Good question.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

A big ….. zero……

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"All of them, obvs.

Mrs TMN x"

This and those that say no are just in denial

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Hmm not many, I’m pretty good at frightening most people off. "

I'd let you scratch my back

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"All of them, obvs.

Mrs TMN x

This and those that say no are just in denial

Correct. Even those that don't like me would succumb to a hate fuck, I'm sure.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Before they meet me or after they meet me?

Results may vary.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

The short sighted one, with no sense of smell. She knows who she is.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I've spotted 3 on this thread already...

(Whether the feeling is mutual is another question entirely!)

...and one I didn't answer as I misread the OP. I'm packing up and going home.

This is the misread of the day! I love reading it as though it's your actual answer to the OP.

It's my actual answer to a question that didn't exist. And damn me for replying to myself and therefore not deleting my own post!

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By *oni-massage-guyMan
over a year ago

Fareham

I'm depressed now

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Is this with or without Chloroform Brucey? "

They need to say yes!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"The short sighted one, with no sense of smell. She knows who she is."

This is more my lane. I'll take one of each.

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By *andydan69Man
over a year ago

south west nr you mmm

A few mmmm

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

None due to age and location

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Only ones I know for sure.

Mrs Knights obviously

Meli, obviously

Jamie Hants but only when we have fallen out.

And def granny.

Yeah those ones love me

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I am not having sex in the Lounge!!

The carpets are sticky and theres cake crumbs everywhere!!

Witty answer!

5-10 easily.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

"I've spotted 3 on this thread already...

(Whether the feeling is mutual is another question entirely!)

...and one I didn't answer as I misread the OP. I'm packing up and going home.

This is the misread of the day! I love reading it as though it's your actual answer to the OP.

It's my actual answer to a question that didn't exist. And damn me for replying to myself and therefore not deleting my own post!"

DW YOLO - you are in good company. I do this all the time!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"The short sighted one, with no sense of smell. She knows who she is.

This is more my lane. I'll take one of each."

Leave the short sighted one for me. I can use Lynx Africa. It's been laying here dormant next to the Sky remote for ages.

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By *r_reusMan
over a year ago

Coventry

0 who would admit it publically.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

1 for absolutely certainty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this with or without Chloroform Brucey?

They need to say yes!"

Even with a ball gag in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would like to think there would be a couple of people that would like to. Message me if that’s one of u

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

3 possibly 4 I'd say.

Mrs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Only ones I know for sure.

Mrs Knights obviously

Meli, obviously

Jamie Hants but only when we have fallen out.

And def granny.

Yeah those ones love me

Wait, why am I an "obviously"? I didn't choose this life for me.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Would have sex with you in the forums?

I'm gonna say 4 for me...maybe 7 in the prime!"

I just need the one, short sighted, desperate, low standards, not fussy, prepared to shag a minger, and I'm in.

Filters open, eagerly awaiting a deluge of vag pics and FaF messages.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Only ones I know for sure.

Mrs Knights obviously

Meli, obviously

Jamie Hants but only when we have fallen out.

And def granny.

Yeah those ones love me

The last part Brucey - debatable.

Mrs

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

Galway

Quite a few, I'd say. Eternally optimistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one. Thay drew the short straw.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Only ones I know for sure.

Mrs Knights obviously

Meli, obviously

Jamie Hants but only when we have fallen out.

And def granny.

Yeah those ones love me

Wait, why am I an "obviously"? I didn't choose this life for me."

I can tell

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"The short sighted one, with no sense of smell. She knows who she is.

This is more my lane. I'll take one of each.

Leave the short sighted one for me. I can use Lynx Africa. It's been laying here dormant next to the Sky remote for ages."

The sweet smell of success...

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I got confused and checked outside my door.

No queue

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Only ones I know for sure.

Mrs Knights obviously

Meli, obviously

Jamie Hants but only when we have fallen out.

And def granny.

Yeah those ones love me

The last part Brucey - debatable.

Mrs

We don't have time to debate things, it is what it is!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Just me, I think 4 maybe 5.

As a couple? 2 that I know of

Seems reasonable to me

MrsAbz

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’d confidently say 7-8 and unconfidently go 11 (it’s like being on Countdown…. I think I’ve got an 8 but I’ll go with a 6 Carol

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS
over a year ago

watford

I think about 5 but not all together

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

All the forums? Hundreds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna say 5 maybe

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By *ames_HertsMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

Judging by my inbox, not many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve counted my friends list, and I reckon my answer is -2.

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
over a year ago

Someplace

2 for sure I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re reading this: then consciously or subconsciously you too would wanna have sex with me haha

It’s only natural when I look like such a tasty snack ayy

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

With the new profile pic the number has just gone to zero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd not want to know personally, unless it was a mutual attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. I'm a not lefty enough to fit in here and my profile is blank/hidden.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I think between 0 and 1

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

As we're in the lounge......

Surely the answer should be 42?

*not all at once, obvs.....

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

More than 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate to break it to you B but I don’t think I would

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By *ACOLCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Hopefully more than 1

Lina

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By *r_reusMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"None. I'm a not lefty enough to fit in here and my profile is blank/hidden.

The profoundly left wing bias on here is quite disturbing.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"With the new profile pic the number has just gone to zero.

Were you curling one out Julie?!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"None. I'm a not lefty enough to fit in here and my profile is blank/hidden.

The profoundly left wing bias on here is quite disturbing."

Not in the politics forum. Go find your people

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"With the new profile pic the number has just gone to zero.

Were you curling one out Julie?!"

The lines on the thighs are testament to resting my arms on my tracky pants for a good time while browsing the forums...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 for sure I think "

If that includes me then for sure!

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By *loomy GirlWoman
over a year ago

leicester

Probably none

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

lancs

6 up to now

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By *erlinmateMan
over a year ago

cumnock

Can only hope at least one.lol.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"None. I'm a not lefty enough to fit in here and my profile is blank/hidden.

Nothing wrong with being left handed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be lucky if there's one I reckon but I'm open to any offers

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"2 for sure I think "

Make that 3

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hate to break it to you B but I don’t think I would

Blah blah blah

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By *obby9incherMan
over a year ago

harbury

"Uh.

At least one for sure

"
make that 2 ????

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By *ilddukeMan
over a year ago

notts

There is some people I these forums I'd live to develop something with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All apart from the ones I’ve blocked

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"All apart from the ones I’ve blocked

Who have you blocked geez?

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By *ark ElMan
over a year ago

London

Yes. Hornycouga.

The most alluring person in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All apart from the ones I’ve blocked

Who have you blocked geez?

#theyknowwhotheyare

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"All apart from the ones I’ve blocked

Who have you blocked geez?

#theyknowwhotheyare

Urgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate to break it to you B but I don’t think I would

Blah blah blah

What an infuriating person

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hate to break it to you B but I don’t think I would

Blah blah blah

What an infuriating person "

All I read was don't think. I remember not thinking cats were better than dogs once but that changed

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I could probably count them on the fingers of one finger.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I could probably count them on the fingers of one finger. "

Do the ladies like your fingers fingers? Think of the sensations you can do with those!

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By *endalshaggersCouple
over a year ago

Lake District

Probably all the men for me

There's at least 2 women on here who've already told us in explicit terms what they'd do to my hubby, hopefully there's more who want a bit of him!

C xoxox

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Probably all the men for me

There's at least 2 women on here who've already told us in explicit terms what they'd do to my hubby, hopefully there's more who want a bit of him!

C xoxox"

All the men?! Are you the female version of me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The two I've already had are welcome to hang out the back of me again but otherwise just 1 I'd like to ride their pony.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"The two I've already had are welcome to hang out the back of me again but otherwise just 1 I'd like to ride their pony."

I don't think that's me but you should consider me?

Why you ask?

...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best case for myself would be one maybe two but yet to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The two I've already had are welcome to hang out the back of me again but otherwise just 1 I'd like to ride their pony.

I don't think that's me but you should consider me?

Why you ask?

..."

Because you've got bigger balls than boulders?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"The two I've already had are welcome to hang out the back of me again but otherwise just 1 I'd like to ride their pony.

I don't think that's me but you should consider me?

Why you ask?

...

Because you've got bigger balls than boulders?"

Yeah and we'd get along and have a laugh and I'm good at sex and my penis is good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The two I've already had are welcome to hang out the back of me again but otherwise just 1 I'd like to ride their pony.

I don't think that's me but you should consider me?

Why you ask?

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Because you've got bigger balls than boulders?

Yeah and we'd get along and have a laugh and I'm good at sex and my penis is good!"

Good points but as you are obsessed with potatoes, there's a good chance I'll be wrapped in tin foil and put in the oven.

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Hmmmmm being optimistic I'd say none haha

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Erm…

There are a couple of folks that I’ve done the sex stuff with that seem to want to see me again. A few that have expressed an interest but whether that actually translates to actual nudity? That remains to be seen.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"The two I've already had are welcome to hang out the back of me again but otherwise just 1 I'd like to ride their pony.

I don't think that's me but you should consider me?

Why you ask?

...

Because you've got bigger balls than boulders?

Yeah and we'd get along and have a laugh and I'm good at sex and my penis is good!

Good points but as you are obsessed with potatoes, there's a good chance I'll be wrapped in tin foil and put in the oven."

Either way you'd get hot so it's a fair metaphor

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

Fuck knows.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

No idea. Never been popular in these here fields.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"I could probably count them on the fingers of one finger. "

Is that the blasting one?

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By *rill PhilMan
over a year ago

Crediton

Depends how you're looking at it.

I think there are maybe 2, maybe 3 or 4 women who might consider it.

But, if we include the number of men I've had try and contact me, that would probably push the number up to the 50/60 area.

Shame I'm not bi or gay really.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"No idea. Never been popular in these here fields.

Want a sympathy shag? I'm feeling generous today

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Fuck knows. "

Kinky but I’ll try.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

None, hopefully I’ve successfully put them all off.

The mr

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By *arko2020Man
over a year ago

Sale

If they had cataracts and appallingly low standards then maybe...

Actually, just none!

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

No idea. None immediately spring to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can think of maybe 1.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Maybe 1 or 2. Statistically I should float someone's boat. That number might go up depending on if they read my food posts.

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By *hamrocker23Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I don't think I know enough people on the forums to know. But I'd sure sleep with a lot of people on the forum lol

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By *andT2023Couple
over a year ago

in the middle

Maybe 2 ...

But that would assume they like me too xx T

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

One or two might consider it in the abstract, but whether that would survive meeting me...I have doubts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That depends..

Does a couple score 1 point or two ??

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

None

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

No idea, But if I was looking I know I'd have better look from Women in chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea. Never been popular in these here fields.

But you know I’ve liked you for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One would do.

Do I sound like I’m attention seeking?

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"No idea. None immediately spring to mind. "

*ahem*

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By *ChubsMan
over a year ago

St.Pierre Best Western 21st.. Cum say hi

One would be nice, not getting my hopes up though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely none of them. Once they've uncovered the real me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to think at least one woman would be interested lol

In terms of men. I’ve already had to block them from messaging me. I’ll take it as a compliment but geez are they persistent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to think at least 1, but that's maybe being hopeful. Who knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refer you to the friend zone thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less than half that say they would.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'd have sex with a few, not necessarily that they'd want me

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Probably a fair few

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Probably none.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

2 lol

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric bikes

There is a fair few and I have sent messages but no replies

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"2 lol"

You said you'd do me

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

None

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Definitely none of them. Once they've uncovered the real me

You a lizard person too, Scar?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

It’s mainly just the mods.

Forum mods go cra cra for the Sam love.

Shout out to my mod bitches

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By *arialoueWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'd say 5

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"2 lol

You said you'd do me

lol

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Zero

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