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By *lack Orchid 0204 OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Whenever I needto use a public restroom my worst fear is no loo roll.

Whats yours ?

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By *andy CanesWoman
36 weeks ago

south

Mine if have to use public toilets there’s drippers left on the seat

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By *ensuallover1000Man
36 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Having to use public toilets

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By *ora the explorerWoman
36 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Having to use public toilets "

This! I never sit on them. Ever

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By *mmaleiaWoman
36 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Children with balloons, brings me out in a cold sweat waiting for the pop

Clowns, hideous clowns

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
36 weeks ago

Yorkshire

I hover over public toilet seats no way my arse cheeks are sitting in someone else's wee!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
36 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Having to use public toilets

This! I never sit on them. Ever "

I have spent literally years trying to learn levitation….

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By *ora the explorerWoman
36 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Also clowns. It’s ridiculous how freaked out by clowns I am. My poor kids never got to go to a circus. And dolls

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By *ora the explorerWoman
36 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Having to use public toilets

This! I never sit on them. Ever

I have spent literally years trying to learn levitation…. "

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By *ornycougaWoman
36 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Spiders. And baked beans touching my chips

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"Mine if have to use public toilets there’s drippers left on the seat "

I get a big fear is someone has put the lid down that when I lift it there's going to be a big shit staring up at me...! Ridiculous I know

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By *ularliWoman
36 weeks ago

Worcester

Snakes. They scare the hell out of me but I watch programmes on them. My thoughts are it’s good to know the enemy lol.

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By *ascaIMan
36 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

The restaurant staff bringing a cake out on my birthdays.

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By *andy CanesWoman
36 weeks ago

south


"Mine if have to use public toilets there’s drippers left on the seat

I get a big fear is someone has put the lid down that when I lift it there's going to be a big shit staring up at me...! Ridiculous I know "

yip

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By *ensuallover1000Man
36 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Mine if have to use public toilets there’s drippers left on the seat

I get a big fear is someone has put the lid down that when I lift it there's going to be a big shit staring up at me...! Ridiculous I know "

I swear some buggers get a thrill out of deliberately not flushing.

Open the bog and see a log sort of thing…

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands

Earwigs, I am terrified of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Having to use public toilets

This! I never sit on them. Ever "

There's probably just as much or more bacteria on toilet door handles and other touch points than on the seat.

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By *agnar73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Hate escalators and places that don’t have a stairs option

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"Mine if have to use public toilets there’s drippers left on the seat

I get a big fear is someone has put the lid down that when I lift it there's going to be a big shit staring up at me...! Ridiculous I know

I swear some buggers get a thrill out of deliberately not flushing.

Open the bog and see a log sort of thing… "

Oh without a doubt ! The sadists! toilet terrorists

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex

Those car transport trucks.

I hate driving behind them.

Although I sat and watched one get loaded for about an hour. Fascinated.

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By *amie HantsWoman
36 weeks ago

Atlantis

Yes. A very specific one I’ve mentioned before and shared it with other women so I’m going to do it again.

I worry that if I sleep naked a spider will crawl into my vagina and lay eggs when I’m sleeping and I’ll wake up a single mum to a thousand spider babies. I don’t have the time or resources to commit to it.

I always sleep in pants just in case. Safety first, ladies.

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By *ularliWoman
36 weeks ago

Worcester


"Mine if have to use public toilets there’s drippers left on the seat "

We have a ladies toilet at work. There’s only a very few of us women there and we all

Moan about the men using it. When asked by our boss how we know it’s men……the wee all over the seat and floor kinda gives it away.

It makes me mad.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
36 weeks ago

Castlebar

A wasp landing on me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
36 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know when you go into a shop and after browsing don’t actually buy anything.

I always fear that everyone will think I’m a shoplifter as I leave….

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Ordering something off a menu and it has mayonnaise on it when it wasn’t listed.

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By *elix SightedMan
36 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Spiders. And baked beans touching my chips"

So it’s your chuffing fault I have to get my beans in a stupid little ramekin and tip them out! Burning my fingers and getting them covered in valuable bean juice which should be all over my dry chips.

Mutter grumble grumble stupid mutter grumble bloody grumble mutter mutter picky people grumble grumble ruining my mutter dinner….

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By *adyBugsWoman
36 weeks ago

cognito

Being in a taxi.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
36 weeks ago

Merseyside

Cube nail files make me feel yukky it’s irrational but the noise the shape and the texture goes through me

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By *esthetic21Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

My pal is scared of crisps

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By *KTim61Man
36 weeks ago

Tipton

The public toilets near me they have removed the seats, when I asked the attendant, she said they kept on being broken !!

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By *esthetic21Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"You know when you go into a shop and after browsing don’t actually buy anything.

I always fear that everyone will think I’m a shoplifter as I leave…. "

lol that's awkward I agree

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
36 weeks ago

Bristol

Spiral/narrow/uneven/steep staircases and staircases with gaps in where you can see down. Fell down the stairs at home as a kid and get funny now about going down certain ones. Get so panicked sometimes I freeze up/ have cried.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
36 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Clowns and if I have to drive over bridges

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By *oo..Woman
36 weeks ago

Boo's World

Cutting the grass and all the Daddy Long Legs come flying up at you!

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By *ornycougaWoman
36 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Spiders. And baked beans touching my chips

So it’s your chuffing fault I have to get my beans in a stupid little ramekin and tip them out! Burning my fingers and getting them covered in valuable bean juice which should be all over my dry chips.

Mutter grumble grumble stupid mutter grumble bloody grumble mutter mutter picky people grumble grumble ruining my mutter dinner…. "

Guilty as charged! Tho I'm coming out in hives with the very mention of bean juice and chips in the same sentence

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
36 weeks ago

District 13

Cotton wool

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By *ink vixenCouple
36 weeks ago

Medway

Wasps.

Once jumped out of a first floor window when someone locked me in a room with one.

Stripey, angry bastards.

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By *elix SightedMan
36 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Spiders. And baked beans touching my chips

So it’s your chuffing fault I have to get my beans in a stupid little ramekin and tip them out! Burning my fingers and getting them covered in valuable bean juice which should be all over my dry chips.

Mutter grumble grumble stupid mutter grumble bloody grumble mutter mutter picky people grumble grumble ruining my mutter dinner….

Guilty as charged! Tho I'm coming out in hives with the very mention of bean juice and chips in the same sentence "

Hahaha!! Wrongun

Don’t like the thought of you coming out in hives so I won’t tell you that yesterday I had a portion of chips on a plate with beans tipped all over them. Gorgeous and soaked in bean juice.

As I say, I won’t mention it.

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By *inxy777Woman
36 weeks ago

essex

Spiders! Need I say any more! Bridges where I live there is one, traffic is always stopped for one thing or another, the thought of being that high up on the middle part of it and not able to move scares me x

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
36 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Manhole covers.

Cannot walk over them because I KNOW they will collapse under my weight and send me plunging to my broken legged demise

MrsAbz

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
36 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Balloons and needles

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

People. Part of my agoraphobia

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By *ornycougaWoman
36 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Spiders. And baked beans touching my chips

So it’s your chuffing fault I have to get my beans in a stupid little ramekin and tip them out! Burning my fingers and getting them covered in valuable bean juice which should be all over my dry chips.

Mutter grumble grumble stupid mutter grumble bloody grumble mutter mutter picky people grumble grumble ruining my mutter dinner….

Guilty as charged! Tho I'm coming out in hives with the very mention of bean juice and chips in the same sentence

Hahaha!! Wrongun

Don’t like the thought of you coming out in hives so I won’t tell you that yesterday I had a portion of chips on a plate with beans tipped all over them. Gorgeous and soaked in bean juice.

As I say, I won’t mention it. "

Fingers in ears... La la la la la.... I'm not listening

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By *lack Orchid 0204 OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Leeds


"Wasps.

Once jumped out of a first floor window when someone locked me in a room with one.

Stripey, angry bastards. "

Very misunderstood creature,they've had / get a really bad press.

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By *ink vixenCouple
36 weeks ago

Medway


"Wasps.

Once jumped out of a first floor window when someone locked me in a room with one.

Stripey, angry bastards.

Very misunderstood creature,they've had / get a really bad press.

"

You can have mine

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By *oxy jWoman
36 weeks ago

somerset

im so glad i have my own office's and all have my own toilet / shower room bliss ive seen the staff toilets and what the domestic staff has to put up with can be disgusting ...

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Appearing in a gym fail video for something I don't know I'm doing wrong

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By *imi_RougeWoman
36 weeks ago

Portsmouth


"Earwigs, I am terrified of them!"

The number of times I've shouted "earwig!" When my mum has been in the garden/cutting flowers, just to make her jump

My irrational fear is with the weather is really stormy and it's blowing a gale I think the chimney is going to collapse or the windows blow in... Which really wouldn't surprise me in my house.

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By *ugar kittenWoman
36 weeks ago

home


"Yes. A very specific one I’ve mentioned before and shared it with other women so I’m going to do it again.

I worry that if I sleep naked a spider will crawl into my vagina and lay eggs when I’m sleeping and I’ll wake up a single mum to a thousand spider babies. I don’t have the time or resources to commit to it.

I always sleep in pants just in case. Safety first, ladies. "

I've never like spiders but you've just unlocked a totally new level of scared

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By *uri00620Woman
36 weeks ago

Croydon

Oil rigs. Awful scary things

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands


"Earwigs, I am terrified of them!

The number of times I've shouted "earwig!" When my mum has been in the garden/cutting flowers, just to make her jump

My irrational fear is with the weather is really stormy and it's blowing a gale I think the chimney is going to collapse or the windows blow in... Which really wouldn't surprise me in my house."

My heart truly goes out to your poor mum!

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By *ascaIMan
36 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Driving behind anything carrying a bunch of logs. Thank you Final Destination.

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By *ornycougaWoman
36 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Yes. A very specific one I’ve mentioned before and shared it with other women so I’m going to do it again.

I worry that if I sleep naked a spider will crawl into my vagina and lay eggs when I’m sleeping and I’ll wake up a single mum to a thousand spider babies. I don’t have the time or resources to commit to it.

I always sleep in pants just in case. Safety first, ladies.

I've never like spiders but you've just unlocked a totally new level of scared "

Christ on a bike I'm never going to sleep ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Yes. A very specific one I’ve mentioned before and shared it with other women so I’m going to do it again.

I worry that if I sleep naked a spider will crawl into my vagina and lay eggs when I’m sleeping and I’ll wake up a single mum to a thousand spider babies. I don’t have the time or resources to commit to it.

I always sleep in pants just in case. Safety first, ladies. "

I scrolled up after reading the quoted comment and thought "That's such a JamieHants post" and lo and behold...

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Missing a high 5…. Even the thought of it makes me wince.

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By *ularliWoman
36 weeks ago

Worcester


"Driving behind anything carrying a bunch of logs. Thank you Final Destination. "

While singing highway to hell?

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By *andDLiverpoolCouple
36 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Driving behind anything carrying a bunch of logs. Thank you Final Destination. "

That is incredibly rational and I won’t hear otherwise!!! I’ve seen the film!

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By *londebimbococksuckerTV/TS
36 weeks ago

wales

When using a sunbed constantly lifting to check its not stuck thank final destination for that Hahaha

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By *ynamicnatureMan
36 weeks ago

Doncaster

Back in Oz, I once jumped out of my combi whilst parking it up in the carpark of the bar I was working at because a huge huntsman spider ran out from under the passenger sun viser, my van hit the wall of the bar causing it to crack.

My boss had to drive my van home because I couldn't find the bloody spider.

I will gladly hold a spider over here as they seem pretty harmless.

I revert back to being irrational when ever a go back to O,

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By *929Man
36 weeks ago

newcastle

My house is almost 90 years old and has it’s original roof still which I intend to replace when get round to doing the side extension but has to do for now and every time we have a storm I can’t sleep because I expect it to be lifted off I’ve had recurring dreams of rain pouring into every room of my house due to the roof being destroyed. Fuck knows where this originated from

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By *ou only live onceMan
36 weeks ago

London

My shoes falling off when on a roller coaster.

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By *educing_EmCouple
36 weeks ago

Tipperary


"My shoes falling off when on a roller coaster."

Yes! Infact on most fairground rides

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By *educing_EmCouple
36 weeks ago

Tipperary

Moths.

A mahoosive one landed on my bare leg when I was sixteen and stuck on, I couldn't get it off for ages and I've been horrified of them since

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
36 weeks ago

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"Moths.

A mahoosive one landed on my bare leg when I was sixteen and stuck on, I couldn't get it off for ages and I've been horrified of them since "

A moth flew in my ear a few years ago - safe to say I was jumping round the room, felt like it was flapping in my brain! Tweezers got it out, traumatised!

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
36 weeks ago

peterborough

Sharks appearing when I’m in the swimming pool. Absofuckinglutely ridiculous, I know, but I have to get out if I sense it.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Moths.

A mahoosive one landed on my bare leg when I was sixteen and stuck on, I couldn't get it off for ages and I've been horrified of them since

A moth flew in my ear a few years ago - safe to say I was jumping round the room, felt like it was flapping in my brain! Tweezers got it out, traumatised! "

Sorry, but that does not sound like an irrational fear whatsoever, that is very much rational

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
36 weeks ago

peterborough


"Moths.

A mahoosive one landed on my bare leg when I was sixteen and stuck on, I couldn't get it off for ages and I've been horrified of them since "

This happened to me in the shower a couple of years ago. Terrifying.

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By *ou only live onceMan
36 weeks ago

London

We can all agree we hate moths. Good. Into Room 101 they go.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

I don't think my intense dislike of jellyfish is irrational. I was on holiday, aged around 10 or 11 and saw another girl my age who'd been stung. She spent time in hospital and then had her leg all bandaged up and on crutches. Totally ruined her holiday because she couldn't go in any water and it just looked deeply unpleasant to me. I've avoided jellyfish ever since!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
36 weeks ago

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"Moths.

A mahoosive one landed on my bare leg when I was sixteen and stuck on, I couldn't get it off for ages and I've been horrified of them since

A moth flew in my ear a few years ago - safe to say I was jumping round the room, felt like it was flapping in my brain! Tweezers got it out, traumatised!

Sorry, but that does not sound like an irrational fear whatsoever, that is very much rational "

Yup! Never been fussed by them but was on my phone in bed, it came to the light and straight in my ear! I woke the kids up shouting

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