FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite classic sayings

By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

My Nan had some classics:

Ooooooh, all fur coat and no knickers!

You look like a drink of water dressed up!

You’ve got to be up in the morning to catch me out!

And other such wonders… anyone got any others to share?

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By *andy CanesWoman
36 weeks ago

south

Done up like a dog’s dinner

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
36 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

One I made up

'If you don't understand what I'm saying then it's a waste of my crayons trying to draw you a diagram to explain it'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Done up like a dog’s dinner

I never heard this one before!! Love it hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"One I made up

'If you don't understand what I'm saying then it's a waste of my crayons trying to draw you a diagram to explain it'

Ooh nice!

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By *rill PhilMan
36 weeks ago

Crediton

One I'm sure I didn't make up but, I've never heard anyone else say...

'Those who don't learn from history may be doomed to repeat it but, those who live in the past Will die there.'

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Money for old rope

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By *merican WomanWoman
36 weeks ago

live by the Pool xx

If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself

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By *tylebender03Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester

Look the part, Be the part motherfucker

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Actions speak louder than words.

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
36 weeks ago

horsham

What should you do if your shoes let in water ?

Stay out the fucking puddles !

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"It is what it is"

"What can you do"

Both of which are also great conversation enders when you need to be somewhere and somebody is chewing your lugs off.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
36 weeks ago

walsall

Nice day for it.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
36 weeks ago

London

Mutton dressed as spam.

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By *ermite12ukMan
36 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

You should be on the stage. Cleaning it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"What should you do if your shoes let in water ?

Stay out the fucking puddles ! "

Awwww my Nan had this too - what can you do when your boots let in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Mutton dressed as spam.

Oooo a twist on a classic! I’ll be using this one!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
36 weeks ago

walsall

Judge people by what they do, not by what they say they do.

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By *olden RatioWoman
36 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

When life gives you pants, shit them.

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By *izzy_RascalsCouple
36 weeks ago

Not quite over the hill

You’ll have someone’s eye out with that.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
36 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Shit or get off the pot

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By *igboobstCouple
36 weeks ago

barrow

It's all swings and roundabouts really.

It's as broad as its long.

Eggs is eggs

Half a dozen of one six of another

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By *issSugarPlumWoman
36 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

"One I made up

'If you don't understand what I'm saying then it's a waste of my crayons trying to draw you a diagram to explain it'

Haha yes! I say something similar at work.... 'I don't have the time or crayons to explain this basic shit to people'

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Ohh, someone's going out the airlock!"

- When a person is being annoying. A favourite of my housemate and me. Reference to Battlestar Galactica (2004).

"What boots you got on 'e then?"

- An old mate's phrase, when asking someone what wheels they have on their car lol.

"Fuck it."

- My current philosophy to the negative things in life and how to deal with them.

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By *innietheMinx2Woman
36 weeks ago

Grampian

It won't get better if you don't stop picking at it

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By *igboobstCouple
36 weeks ago

barrow

West is best East is least ( fishing saying )

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By *MCMan
36 weeks ago

London/EA

Useful as a tit on a fish

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By *nnCeeWoman
36 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

As useful as a chocolate teapot/fireguard

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By *ascaIMan
36 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Gordon Bennett

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"Gordon Bennett"

Hahahaha yep my Nan said this one too! And

Bloody Nora!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
36 weeks ago

Willenhall

You're about as much use as Anne Frank's drumkit.

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By *alleysBoiMan
36 weeks ago

Newbridge

They've had More pricks than a second hand dart board

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

You can’t put in what god left out.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

I’m so cold, I’m shaking like a shitting dog.

The mr

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By *allySlinkyWoman
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Now you're indoors, take your coat off or you won't feel the benefit.

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By *ris GrayMan
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Here today gone tomorrow

Two women in a bush is better than none in your hand

Live life to the full and die

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By *allySlinkyWoman
36 weeks ago

Leeds

I've been up and down more often than a whore's drawers

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By *ris GrayMan
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Come on down the price is right

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

If The Shit Fits, Wear It.

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
36 weeks ago

edinburgh

“The older the tree , the bigger the fruit”

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By *allySlinkyWoman
36 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
36 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Do bears shit in the woods

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By *allySlinkyWoman
36 weeks ago

Leeds

"Do bears shit in the woods

Where does Winnie the Pooh poo ?

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By *ewCoupleHXCouple
36 weeks ago

Halifax

Epic

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
36 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Do bears shit in the woods

Where does Winnie the Pooh poo ?"

In Hundred Acre Wood.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
36 weeks ago

Leeds

After you've spent a penny, pull the chain

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By *onameyet2Man
36 weeks ago

chorley

"You're about as much use as Anne Frank's drumkit."

LMFAO BRILLIANT

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By *onameyet2Man
36 weeks ago

chorley

Grinning like a wanking Jap

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By *onameyet2Man
36 weeks ago

chorley

A much use as a claustrophobic pot holer

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By *allySlinkyWoman
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Penny for your thoughts

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
35 weeks ago

Willenhall

"Do bears shit in the woods

Where does Winnie the Pooh poo ?

In Hundred Acre Wood.

Where do polar bears poo?

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By *oubleswing2019Man
35 weeks ago

Colchester

One I made up.

If you are not prepared to die for what you believe in, then what you believe in is not worth dying for.

I value personal conviction.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
35 weeks ago

Willenhall

If you are not prepared to die for what you believe in, then what you believe in is not worth dying for.

Sounds like a problem that solves itself...

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eyes.

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By *ingleguy50Man
35 weeks ago

birmingham

Stick a broom up my arse and I'll sweep the floor while I'm at it.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
35 weeks ago

Southampton

"Stick a broom up my arse and I'll sweep the floor while I'm at it."

I say this most days at work

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

It is what it is.

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By *olace50Man
35 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Sticks and Stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me

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By *andy CanesWoman
35 weeks ago

south

Don’t try to fix it if it’s not broke

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
35 weeks ago

Bradford

A nods as good as with wink

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By *andy CanesWoman
35 weeks ago

south

See a man about a dog

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By *ndycoinsMan
35 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

If you catch a weasel asleep piss in it's ear.

Peppered,got nowt.

Made by Chimps.

Blind as a welders dog.

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By *ris GrayMan
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

Never give a boy a mans job

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By *ris GrayMan
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

Here today gone tomorrow

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
35 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Cock Womble

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By *andy CanesWoman
35 weeks ago

south

What goes around comes around

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By *uddy laneMan
35 weeks ago

dudley

For coughs and colds and smelly arse holes take Lemsip.

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By *immyinreadingMan
35 weeks ago

henley on thames

Fuck this for a game of soldiers

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By *ris GrayMan
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

I failed my way to success

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By *rcoupleCouple
35 weeks ago

Mid Glam

I'll be there now in 5 minutes.

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By *izandpaulCouple
35 weeks ago

merseyside

"If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself "

I heard something similar.

If you want something done, ask a busy man.

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By *izandpaulCouple
35 weeks ago

merseyside

"You're about as much use as Anne Frank's drumkit."

Or as much use as a chocolate teapot.

My nan always said of some people who talk but don't do...

"She talks a good fight"

When you hear these sayings it floods back memories of lost , loved ones.

My nan was an inspiration, miss her so much.

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By *oquars19458Man
35 weeks ago

sheffield

Put wood int oyle

You make a better door than a window

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By *immyinreadingMan
35 weeks ago

henley on thames

A woman’s work is never done.

I think it was Ricky gervais who said that’s probably why they get paid less

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By *ris GrayMan
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

Well done is better than well ard

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
35 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

A woman’s work is never done.

I think it was Ricky gervais who said that’s probably why they get paid less "

I heard it in a Sean Lock routine some years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
35 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Do that again and I'll separate your necessaries from your essentials.

Music Teacher 1982.

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By *ascaIMan
35 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
35 weeks ago

Bradford

For fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I used Chinese whispers the other day, but was told i should now say the telephone game instead! Eeek

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
35 weeks ago

Glasgow

The lights are on but nobody's home

Freeze the baws off a brass monkey

If you fall and break your leg don't come running to me

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By *nnCeeWoman
35 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Sticks and Stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me "

Awww.... my Nanna used to tell me to say this to the bullies at school... sadly, it wasn't true - those words hurt me to the core

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
35 weeks ago

york

Love a malaphore

We will burn that bridge when we get to it

Does the pope shit in the woods

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
35 weeks ago

Glasgow

How long is a piece of string?

Do you think money grows on trees?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"One I made up

'If you don't understand what I'm saying then it's a waste of my crayons trying to draw you a diagram to explain it'

Good take a sweet from sweetie jar

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself "

Have read your profile and text

You R AWESOME however you will get a lot of jealousy in this .

I got when back school reunion.

Take a hug x

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Don't let the door catch you on the way out !

Lovely lad, head full of custard !

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By *ohn 66Man
35 weeks ago

Birmingham

Smells like the inside of a tart's handbag

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By *ris GrayMan
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

Back in a mo

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

The cheese is sliding off the cracker

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By *andy CanesWoman
35 weeks ago

south

Red sky at night shepherd delight

Red sky at morning shepherds warning

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