FabSwingers.com: R (44) , Woman in Northamptonshire, West Midlands, UK

If you won't pay attention and read my profile there's a good chance you won't pay attention to anything else, so please don't waste my or your time messaging me if you haven't read it, it's not rocket surgery!

- I do not fuck people I have just met, so don't ask to meet me 'in an hour' etc. Chances are I won't meet in a day or a week either, socials a must before anything else

- My preference is for tall guys who are well built and with a full head of hair, rocker types to the front!

- I know what a cock looks like, there is no need to send me a pic of yours in your very first message, if you've got nothing else about you then message someone else

- I have to click with and fancy you before anything sexual will happen, including kissing which by the way is so underrated yet one of my most favourite things

- Not a fan of excessive body hair and personal hygiene is paramount, yes it is necessary to say this!

- Tell me your starsign in the subject line of your message so I know you have read this far, NO EXCEPTIONS! You will be blocked if you message without this.

- Copied and pasted messages stand out a mile, use control C & V elsewhere!

- If you want a reply, be original! 'Hi, how are you?' etc etc will not get a response.

- I don't respond to winks

- I won't meet during the week, Fridays and Saturdays only (unless you are really special)

Apart from all that I am complete barrel of sunshine!

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