FabSwingers.com forum: I'm organising a Fab forum P-A-R-T-Y!!!!!

By *issLickalottapus OP Woman
over a year ago

La La Land

You are all invited

Just one slight issue though....I'm skint

So I will need some help making sure we have everything ready for the party of the century

I've made a pineapple and cheese hedgehog thingy

It will be BYOB and bring something else along for others to enjoy.

What you bringing?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Ferero rochet and a bottle of Cava

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I'm recreating my favourite cheesecake which had an entire tub of Lindor Lindt salted caramel balls melted with several shot if Ron Jeremy ovenproof rum.

I called it Ron Jeremy's salty surprise.

Appropriate I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg and cress sandwiches

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I'll bring honey cake with me.

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Tequila and shot glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll do a trifle. I’ve got lots of cream that needs using up

And I’ve got Rum.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

You had me at cheese and pineapple hedgehog!

I'll bring some cake and some tunes.

Can't promise the tunes will be good, but the cake will be......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring a pancakes, cucumber salad & hoisin sauce

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll bring gin.

Mrs

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Cheese and pineapple skewers, proper Abigail's party stuff

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A big pot of Beef Stew

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

A strippers pole and my DJ decks

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By *loomy GirlWoman
over a year ago

leicester

I make beaut cupcakes, I’ll bring some of those

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

I’ll bring the wipes could get messy

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman
over a year ago

La La Land

"Ferero rochet and a bottle of Cava

My fav!

I love to nibble slowly around the edge of those small nutty balls of heaven, working my way into the delicious chocolate centre. Nom nom

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman
over a year ago

La La Land

"I'm recreating my favourite cheesecake which had an entire tub of Lindor Lindt salted caramel balls melted with several shot if Ron Jeremy ovenproof rum.

I called it Ron Jeremy's salty surprise.

Appropriate I think "

Sounds delicious!

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman
over a year ago

La La Land

"Egg and cress sandwiches"

A party is not a party without these bad boys

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Shortbread Fingers - in a fancy metal tin of course

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By *andT2023Couple
over a year ago

in the middle

Party rings xx

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

Rum

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By *andT2023Couple
over a year ago

in the middle

Squirty cream ?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Cream soda floats for us non-drinkers.

Mini sausage rolls and bags of dolly mixture.

Plus rosettes to place on the chest of my favourite people, which I’ll do by leaving my hand there too long and awkwardly long eye contact.

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By *pthemanorMan
over a year ago

Abingdon on Thames

I'll bring Twister and Pass the Parcel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBQ Chicken drumsticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms. Make excellent stands for Ferrero Rochers.

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
over a year ago

Mid-Sussex

Great idea for a party,it probably be to far away or I can't be available. I will bring some biscuits

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Whatever I chisel off the back of the freezer (also skint).

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I shall bring my razor sharp wit. Touché!

(and some of those matchmaker thingies)

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Bottle of JD 1 litre

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"You are all invited

Just one slight issue though....I'm skint

So I will need some help making sure we have everything ready for the party of the century

I've made a pineapple and cheese hedgehog thingy

It will be BYOB and bring something else along for others to enjoy.

What you bringing?"

I'll bring me.

And a sammidge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring the social awkwardness. If anyone needs some, I’ll be in the corner biting my nails.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Bottle of lambrini and bag of monster munch

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

I'll bring a "gro-bag" full of pampas grass so folks know they're at the right place!

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I've just spunked half of this week's food budget on condoms and lube. I've got 25.... Hold on, 23 condoms left. I'll bring them if that's ok.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

How do you get to lalaland

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Salisbury/London

A big bowl for all of the car keys!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

A big bottle of tequila

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A big bottle of tequila

No shock there then

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Onion rings and my spicy cheesy balls!! I shall also be bringing my Non vegan lasagne - topped with a cows head so people know its made with meat… my ‘ white rhino’ steaks made with one of only two remaining white rhinos… and ultra rare golden eagle scrambled eggs!!

and a plant.. as I care for the environment!!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Shes baaaaaaaack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm taking twister but participants must be naked! Or semi clothed,

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Il be simply grinning like a baby with really bad wind

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman
over a year ago

La La Land

"Shes baaaaaaaack

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman
over a year ago

La La Land

"I've just spunked half of this week's food budget on condoms and lube. I've got 25.... Hold on, 23 condoms left. I'll bring them if that's ok.

I'm sure that'll be fine. If we are running low we can just turn them inside out and reuse them like men do with their pants

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman
over a year ago

La La Land

"How do you get to lalaland "

Follow the yellow brick road, over the Magic Mountain and go far far away

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

What you bringing?

Twister.

Lube.

Ginger beer.

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By *rilingualMan
over a year ago

Guildford

"How do you get to lalaland

Follow the yellow brick road, over the Magic Mountain and go far far away

I knew I shouldn't have taken that left turn at Alberqueque (i'ts a bugs bunny thing)

Lot of made by me cakes, and a massive tray of tiramisu that people can just spoon over each other if they fancy.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My dancing feet, I’ll have everyone up throwing some shapes about

I’ll bring Prosecco and strawberries too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dancing feet, I’ll have everyone up throwing some shapes about

I’ll bring Prosecco and strawberries too

Phwoar!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"My dancing feet, I’ll have everyone up throwing some shapes about

I’ll bring Prosecco and strawberries too

Phwoar!!! "

I’m such a catch Woody

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh you're back! This is a very exciting and lovely surprise.

I'll bring... myself. And tequila. Rum. Vodka. Maybe some paracetamol for the morning after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neck oil & lemon drizzle cake

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"How do you get to lalaland

Follow the yellow brick road, over the Magic Mountain and go far far away

Then im bringing my phone with Waze on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you get to lalaland

Follow the yellow brick road, over the Magic Mountain and go far far away

Then im bringing my phone with Waze on it."

What 3 words.

I put in HOT KINKY SEX … and I’m hoping it gets me there

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Guitar for the jam

Daft wigs and taches

Ingredients for coconut margaritas

Massage oil and candles for the snug pit

Play list for the 3-4am slot

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Vol oo vonts and a share bag of giant wotsits and a bottle of lemonade

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

All the boys to the yard

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Half a bag of pretzels and a giant bowl of condoms. Once it's empty we can fill it with car keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half a bag of pretzels and a giant bowl of condoms. Once it's empty we can fill it with car keys

Can I borrow the bowl?

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
over a year ago

Londontown

Ppaaarrtttaaayyyyyyyyy!!

Most likely something sweet....and some peculiar dance moves

I heard honey cake and giant wotsits

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Jaffa cakes but I may eat the smashing orangey bit on my way over so just cake I guess

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Half a bag of pretzels and a giant bowl of condoms. Once it's empty we can fill it with car keys

Can I borrow the bowl? "

Why, do you need a haircut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A home made Chilli, made with beef steak, chorizo, bacon, and accompanied with rice or chips, or jackets. Cheese, guacamole, soured cream…

I’d also provide a case of Spanish Red

I’d bring my ballroom dancing shoes and do some ballroom and Latin with some on the dance floor. Might save the Dirty Dancing dances for a chosen few?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half a bag of pretzels and a giant bowl of condoms. Once it's empty we can fill it with car keys

Can I borrow the bowl?

Why, do you need a haircut?

I’m making a trifle!!!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

A Blindfold and a small hoop.

It's to play let's hoop the dick (pin the tail on the donkey)

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London

I shall bring my Salsa dancing feet, and proceed to teach everyone salsa, for the brave you can do it naked.

Watch out for long John silver's willy during a turn. He could put someone's eye out with that.

I'll bring some potato salad to make up for it.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I will be bringing some haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A poo knife

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

My good self, my dancing shoes, lots of wine and tapas type nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 cans of and a bottle of rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can u stand in the corner of the kitchen looking nervous?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My world famous brownies, will bring a selection, vegan, keto and full fat extra rich chocolate ones

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman
over a year ago

La La Land

"Oh you're back! This is a very exciting and lovely surprise.

I'll bring... myself. And tequila. Rum. Vodka. Maybe some paracetamol for the morning after."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home made ice cream

Coffee grindet n beans

Cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of old fashioned sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mattress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some desserts and squirty cream

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'll bring my guitar, I'm sure between us we could rustle up another guitarist, bass player, keyboard player, drummer and a singer. Let's get the party staaaarrrrrrted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about some hot Indian stuff

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman
over a year ago

La La Land

"I'll bring my guitar, I'm sure between us we could rustle up another guitarist, bass player, keyboard player, drummer and a singer. Let's get the party staaaarrrrrrted!!

I've still got my recorder from primary school.....

Twinkle twinkle little star anyone?

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

I’ll bring the all important pineapple, nailed upside down to a crucifix. Is it meant to be on a crucifix, right?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can bake a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself and awesome heels

I will offer free classes on how to walk in them

Do draw the crowd in

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Handcuffs, spreader bar, some other restraints a selection of blindfolds and gags and a big bottle of lube

Oh yeah a 1lt bottle of XO rum

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I'll bring my Bass Guitar and some egg mayo Vol o vaunts.

I may even bring a cocktail sausage and olives hedgehog (as we used to call them is kids, little willy's and mouldy balls). Leave the paper cups to me too...

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

Tequilla rose and Rum charta

And maybe some dance moves !

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