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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mate was once a judge in a blow job competition, lucky f**ker

And no, it wasn't at a swingers club, it was just to settle an argument between a group of girls on a hen party..., lucky lucky f**ker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my own........

modesty is also a key strength of mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate was once a judge in a blow job competition, lucky f**ker

And no, it wasn't at a swingers club, it was just to settle an argument between a group of girls on a hen party..., lucky lucky f**ker "

well i cant comment as i only give them lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

well it was only for an hour or two but i have to say a wet t shirt competition

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Mine's a bit boring by comparison, but I was an outdoor pursuits instructor for 5 years, had a real blast, got paid to go out and have fun with a new group of people every day.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Mine's a bit boring by comparison, but I was an outdoor pursuits instructor for 5 years, had a real blast, got paid to go out and have fun with a new group of people every day."

I work for the military and get to gawp at men in uniform........ALL day!

I have the best job in the world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working for Sky Television installing Sat TV,

My Service area covered all Northumberland and the Scottish Borders - loved it, up early and up the road, nothing finer than seeeing the deer and badgers running over the roads at Elsdon on the way 'up the road'to Gala, Selkirk, Berwick, Cockburnspath ......

Loved the folks in the Borders as well - they couldn't give a fuck about anything - so long as they got their Sky Digital working . You could have fixed the dish onto their back door - so long as it worked - they didin't give a bugger lol. Salt of the earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doing this job and perving on fab cam when in work

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Mine's a bit boring by comparison, but I was an outdoor pursuits instructor for 5 years, had a real blast, got paid to go out and have fun with a new group of people every day.

I work for the military and get to gawp at men in uniform........ALL day!

recruit me, I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!!

I have the best job in the world!"

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I love the job I do now best xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was working in tenerife for 18 months selling timeshares for rci had a great boss who was into people engagements and was always taking us out on nights out or go kart racing etc great times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 years in the marines ,,, getting paid to shoot pricks ,,, happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I work for the military and get to gawp at men in uniform........ALL day!

I have the best job in the world!"

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Lucky you!!!

I used to gawp at the dashing officers whenever I visited my late partner's workplace, happy days!

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

even though I am doing a degree to run them my favret job was in an old people's home. I lovedit so much.

It was lovely to know I was making a difrence to what was for some there last years alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love all my jobs in the pharmaceutical industry, in quality assurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love all my jobs in the pharmaceutical industry, in quality assurance "

Testing Viagra ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once a Christmas Fairy in the santas grotto at lakeside, but I got sacked for doing my Xmas shopping and smoking. They said I was "ruining the illusion" Santa smelt of booze ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a mum. Best job in the world.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

used to work in a toffee shop when at school - ate all the black jelly babies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kinda turned a hobby into a job, now I have lost a little enthusiasm for both, some days its great, but more and more I daydream of early retirement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic Warden Got to meet lots of people learn new swear words take punches to the groin and make a difference...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have made everything from hinges to cash boxes.

have dipped screwws for the army etc.

made great big hinges for bank vaults and even insulators for pylons....

One time working for a paper mill too, to dipping ball bearings for castors.

Ive done it all.

Then settled in catering as a cook for the top brass in industry.

The best job...........hmmmmmmm ?

nothing compared to what i do today, and working in health and social care.

first with learning difficulties and complex needs and now within a day centre .

fantastic !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have made everything from hinges to cash boxes.

have dipped screwws for the army etc.

made great big hinges for bank vaults and even insulators for pylons....

One time working for a paper mill too, to dipping ball bearings for castors.

Ive done it all.

Then settled in catering as a cook for the top brass in industry.

The best job...........hmmmmmmm ?

nothing compared to what i do today, and working in health and social care.

first with learning difficulties and complex needs and now within a day centre .

fantastic !

"

Is that where you meet all your fellas then...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yerrrrrrr

Well you did wink at me...

and its all about care in the community ya know so im doing me bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yerrrrrrr

Well you did wink at me...

and its all about care in the community ya know so im doing me bit "

I LOVE YOU AND I WANT A CUDDLE...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They all say that ya know....

normally for an extra bowl of rice pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to be a toy tester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The job I have now, I travel around the country and decide what I'm going to do most of the time, work from home when I like and get to meet FAB folk

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

daniel craigs fluffer...oooooops sorry wank bank thread post!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine's a bit boring by comparison, but I was an outdoor pursuits instructor for 5 years, had a real blast, got paid to go out and have fun with a new group of people every day."

Lol wonder if I ever hired you as a freelancer ???? xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave job was also probably one of the most heart breaking jobs in the world, i work in a rest home for terminally ill people for many years till i moved to dudley, wasnt old people it was anyone who condition was terminal, we had children with leukemia to adults of verious ages with huntingtons etc, of course that part of it was hard, seeing people you have cared for for weeks, maybe months pass away, and even harder when its a child but for me it was very rewarding, knowing your making a difference to someones life, knowing they are getting the best possible care towards the end, knowing your also taking the heart breaking and hard task of looking after them off family and loved ones, i know some homes in the past had bad names but ours was good and it felt good to be part of that

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I once worked in a prison teaching them basic english. That was in the days before medication fucked my brain cells

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Mine's a bit boring by comparison, but I was an outdoor pursuits instructor for 5 years, had a real blast, got paid to go out and have fun with a new group of people every day.

Lol wonder if I ever hired you as a freelancer ???? xxxxxx"

Ummmm.... well, I was freelance for the whole five years!!!!

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

I once worked as a window cleaner when I was 16 teen some of the the things you see where out of this world, well for a young lad any way.

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By *r cassie4Couple
over a year ago

highlands

my job is the best at this time of year over the next two weeks wil have my fingers in hundred of birds then i get to stuff them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have made everything from hinges to cash boxes.

have dipped screwws for the army etc.

made great big hinges for bank vaults and even insulators for pylons....

One time working for a paper mill too, to dipping ball bearings for castors.

Ive done it all.

Then settled in catering as a cook for the top brass in industry.

The best job...........hmmmmmmm ?

nothing compared to what i do today, and working in health and social care.

first with learning difficulties and complex needs and now within a day centre .

fantastic !

"

im in a similar job...

i love it, wouldnt change it for anything, well only the pay...lol...

but its very rewarding, kinda makes you take a look at your own life and realise things aint as bad as you think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fave job was also probably one of the most heart breaking jobs in the world, i work in a rest home for terminally ill people "

I don't know how people get through the day with that job. I've worked on many hospices over the years, not as nursing staff, but even so if your there for any length of time you get to know and become friends with the patients. One cantacerous older bugger in a home near Barnsley, that swore at everyone but I got along with, was actually from Grimsby, so I used to take him a copy of the Grimsby Telegraph. Builders aren't supposed to cry, but they do when they're holding a paper and looking at an empty bed

Arc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked at Utopia swingers club

Worked at Chameleons swingers club

Manager of a Swingers Hotel in the Swiss Alps for 2 years

Ran my own guest house for swingers visiting local swingers clubs for 6 years

Taxi Driver

Hotel Porter

Soldier

Milkmans assistant age 11 (loved it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was being a Holiday Tour Courier for 10 years, living in 3/4* hotels and being paid for it for 10 months of the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine's a bit boring by comparison, but I was an outdoor pursuits instructor for 5 years, had a real blast, got paid to go out and have fun with a new group of people every day.

I work for the military and get to gawp at men in uniform........ALL day!

I have the best job in the world!"

I've represented civilian staff on military bases throughout the country. Air, land and sea...sometimes it's been hard concentrating on the case when all around you are dressed in uniform...hubba hubba

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By *ayc_BigballsMan
over a year ago

Derby

worked in a bar, great fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once had a job in india,circumcising elephants,the wages were low but the tips were enormous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once a doorman to a 'massage parlour', that was rather interesting at times.

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