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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes, it’s that time of the month again (13th)!

Come and collect your prize from -ted-

BUT, what have you done in fab-land this last 4 weeks to deserve it?

I got verified by a lovely lady I met many moons ago when fab was fresh and the world was a sexual playground. Go me!

How about yous? (scouse accent). What have you been good or bad at?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where’s Ricky Gervais when you need him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The award for the next/first contributor goes tooooooooooooooooooo…..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have abstained from posting any obscene photos of my buttocks spread wide, revealing my chasmic bumhole.

This surely is deserving of much accolade and gratitude from all site members I feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I win the award for getting blocked by the most people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have abstained from posting any obscene photos of my buttocks spread wide, revealing my chasmic bumhole.

This surely is deserving of much accolade and gratitude from all site members I feel."

Well done sir! I read that as charismatic bumhole at first!

*hands over the golden giant vibrating butt plug award*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prize for sarcasm here please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people

They may block you, but you KNOW full well the sneaky little game players are checking their block list every time they log on to see if you’ve been on too, like the dark hearted stalkers they are!

*hands over the slippery block of soap award*. Well done!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Prize for sarcasm here please

Oh yeah, sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We won a paddle at a kink event. That count?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people

Oof.

I reckon I could challenge you for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prize for sarcasm here please

Oh yeah, sure!"

Who poked your coffin ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prize for sarcasm here please

Well done! Is that a sarcastic reply?

Great pine-nipple pic btw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people

Oof.

I reckon I could challenge you for that one

Doubt it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We won a paddle at a kink event. That count?"

Absolutely! Well done!

*bends over in anticipation *

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I deserve a prize for the most polite refusals of guys who seem to think that my profile is actually a challenge to them to talk/flatter/shame me into a meet.

They've all come out of the woodwork this month - Spring must be early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deserve the top prize

Because

I AM WONKO!!!!!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people

Oof.

I reckon I could challenge you for that one

Doubt it "

If I'm not in double figures for people calling me some variation of stuck up cunt and blocking me it's like I haven't been online at all in a day

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Prize for sarcasm here please

Oh yeah, sure!

Who poked your coffin ?

Sorry, that just crypt upbon me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people

Oof.

I reckon I could challenge you for that one

Doubt it

If I'm not in double figures for people calling me some variation of stuck up cunt and blocking me it's like I haven't been online at all in a day

Might be best to take the stick out of your cunt before you catch something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prize for sarcasm here please

Oh yeah, sure!"

Prize for best Darth Vader t-shirt!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Prize for sarcasm here please

Oh yeah, sure!

Prize for best Darth Vader t-shirt!

Yaaay! I winned a thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A proze for most spelling mistakes.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people

Oof.

I reckon I could challenge you for that one

Doubt it

If I'm not in double figures for people calling me some variation of stuck up cunt and blocking me it's like I haven't been online at all in a day

Might be best to take the stick out of your cunt before you catch something

Fair.

I should make use of my new Weaver sometime soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prize for sarcasm here please

Oh yeah, sure!

Who poked your coffin ?

Sorry, that just crypt upbon me...

That’s a grave error…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people

Oof.

I reckon I could challenge you for that one

Doubt it

If I'm not in double figures for people calling me some variation of stuck up cunt and blocking me it's like I haven't been online at all in a day

Might be best to take the stick out of your cunt before you catch something

Fair.

I should make use of my new Weaver sometime soon

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Victorian era boys are not sex toys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people

Oof.

I reckon I could challenge you for that one

Prize for best corsetry and fish net combo!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Prize for sarcasm here please

Oh yeah, sure!

Who poked your coffin ?

Sorry, that just crypt upbon me...

That’s a grave error…"

Yeah, I lost the plot.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll take my prize for pissing people off.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A proze for most spelling mistakes.

Well dunn!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Victorian era boys are not sex toys"

Spoilsport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/02/24 16:47:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Victorian era boys are not sex toys

Spoilsport."

Yup but you love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prize for sarcasm here please

Oh yeah, sure!

Who poked your coffin ?

Sorry, that just crypt upbon me...

That’s a grave error…

Yeah, I lost the plot.

That should Urn you a prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prize for sarcasm here please

Oh yeah, sure!

Who poked your coffin ?

Sorry, that just crypt upbon me...

That’s a grave error…

Yeah, I lost the plot.

That should Urn you a prize

Where are you digging these jokes up from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take my prize for pissing people off.

Mrs "

Well done! Although I’ve yet to be pissed off by you

*hands over to delightful lead crystal goblet of piss-ed offness*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I win an award for de-railing a thread? Sorry OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Longest edge

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't think I've spoken about oral sex these past four weeks, can I please have a prize for that?

I might have done but can I have the prize regardless?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe I win an award for de-railing a thread? Sorry OP

Don’t be daft, it’s fun to watch and I’m not the fab police

(also I’ve never seen boobs over a toilet bowl before!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think I've spoken about oral sex these past four weeks, can I please have a prize for that?

I might have done but can I have the prize regardless?"

You can have a prize for lying! I’ve totally seen you post about it IN DETAIL!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Longest edge

You can’t just say longest! We need to know how long!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don't think I've spoken about oral sex these past four weeks, can I please have a prize for that?

I might have done but can I have the prize regardless?

You can have a prize for lying! I’ve totally seen you post about it IN DETAIL!

Oh for fork sake.

I really thought I'd not. Fine, prize graciously accepted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I win the prize for the most 'short holidays from the forums'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I win the prize for the most 'short holidays from the forums'

Well done!! Is that stress related leave? Or over indulgence?

*hands over a yellow card*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I win the prize for the most 'short holidays from the forums'

Well done!! Is that stress related leave? Or over indulgence?

*hands over a yellow card*"

I wouldn't know

They were involuntary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I win the prize for the most 'short holidays from the forums'

Well done!! Is that stress related leave? Or over indulgence?

*hands over a yellow card*

I wouldn't know

They were involuntary

Shushhhhhhhhhhhh….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the award for the most forum bans for talking about my forum bans

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

For being a twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For being a twat"

Oh behave!

You can have an award for being my kind of twat!

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

might be me for being the bloke with the longest hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"might be me for being the bloke with the longest hair

Well done fella!

How many inches?

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I'll put my name in the hat for the most threads with no replies

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"For being a twat

Oh behave!

You can have an award for being my kind of twat!

Ooh you smooth talker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For being a twat

Oh behave!

You can have an award for being my kind of twat!

Ooh you smooth talker

One day you’re going to get around to doing naughty stuff with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll put my name in the hat for the most threads with no replies

Congratulations! You won a prize! Nobody goes unheard here, unless I’m doing more important stuff…

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

What's the prize? For all I know it could be a punch in the face for all I know. Not that I'm cynical or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the prize? For all I know it could be a punch in the face for all I know. Not that I'm cynical or anything

Sexy with another man

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"What's the prize? For all I know it could be a punch in the face for all I know. Not that I'm cynical or anything

Sexy with another man"

Well again it depends on what man, it definitely could be a booby prize and of the mammary version.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the prize? All I want is a shag with -ted- . He never massages anymore via the green door. Not that I'm cynical or anything

Well if you insist…

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"For being a twat

Oh behave!

You can have an award for being my kind of twat!

Ooh you smooth talker

One day you’re going to get around to doing naughty stuff with me

Am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the prize? For all I know it could be a punch in the face for all I know. Not that I'm cynical or anything

Sexy with another man

Well again it depends on what man, it definitely could be a booby prize and of the mammary version. "

Me. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For being a twat

Oh behave!

You can have an award for being my kind of twat!

Ooh you smooth talker

One day you’re going to get around to doing naughty stuff with me

Am I?

Yes! I live in hope!

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By *entleswinger69Man
over a year ago

exeter

I got 2 verifications

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got 2 verifications

Well done fella! Did they say good things?

When I got my one historical veri half my friends list vanished immediately!

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By *entleswinger69Man
over a year ago

exeter

"I got 2 verifications

Well done fella! Did they say good things?

When I got my one historical veri half my friends list vanished immediately!

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not tooooooooo bad lol

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"What's the prize? For all I know it could be a punch in the face for all I know. Not that I'm cynical or anything

Sexy with another man

Well again it depends on what man, it definitely could be a booby prize and of the mammary version.

Me. Sorry"

Behave you!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"For being a twat

Oh behave!

You can have an award for being my kind of twat!

Ooh you smooth talker

One day you’re going to get around to doing naughty stuff with me

Am I?

Yes! I live in hope!

Oh crikey

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"What's the prize? All I want is a shag with -ted- . He never massages anymore via the green door. Not that I'm cynical or anything

Well if you insist…

There's somebody at the door!

That door wasn't pink but Grotbags was green though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the prize? All I want is a shag with -ted- . He never massages anymore via the green door. Not that I'm cynical or anything

Well if you insist…

There's somebody at the door!

That door wasn't pink but Grotbags was green though "

Before my time love

How’s my favourite fabber? x

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