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"I have abstained from posting any obscene photos of my buttocks spread wide, revealing my chasmic bumhole. This surely is deserving of much accolade and gratitude from all site members I feel." Well done sir! I read that as charismatic bumhole at first! 
*hands over the golden giant vibrating butt plug award* | |||
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"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people "They may block you, but you KNOW full well the sneaky little game players are checking their block list every time they log on to see if you’ve been on too, like the dark hearted stalkers they are!
*hands over the slippery block of soap award*. Well done! | |||
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"Prize for sarcasm here please "Oh yeah, sure! | |||
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"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people "Oof. I reckon I could challenge you for that one  | |||
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"Prize for sarcasm here please
Oh yeah, sure!"Who poked your coffin ? | |||
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"Prize for sarcasm here please "Well done! Is that a sarcastic reply? 
Great pine-nipple pic btw! 
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"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people
Oof.
I reckon I could challenge you for that one "Doubt it | |||
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"We won a paddle at a kink event. That count?" Absolutely! Well done! *bends over in anticipation * | |||
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"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people
Oof.
I reckon I could challenge you for that one
Doubt it "If I'm not in double figures for people calling me some variation of stuck up cunt and blocking me it's like I haven't been online at all in a day | |||
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"Prize for sarcasm here please
Oh yeah, sure!
Who poked your coffin ? "Sorry, that just crypt upbon me...  | |||
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"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people
Oof.
I reckon I could challenge you for that one
Doubt it
If I'm not in double figures for people calling me some variation of stuck up cunt and blocking me it's like I haven't been online at all in a day "Might be best to take the stick out of your cunt before you catch something | |||
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"Prize for sarcasm here please
Oh yeah, sure!"Prize for best Darth Vader t-shirt! | |||
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"Prize for sarcasm here please
Oh yeah, sure!
Prize for best Darth Vader t-shirt! "Yaaay! I winned a thing! | |||
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"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people
Oof.
I reckon I could challenge you for that one
Doubt it
If I'm not in double figures for people calling me some variation of stuck up cunt and blocking me it's like I haven't been online at all in a day
Might be best to take the stick out of your cunt before you catch something "Fair. I should make use of my new Weaver sometime soon | |||
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"Prize for sarcasm here please
Oh yeah, sure!
Who poked your coffin ?
Sorry, that just crypt upbon me... "That’s a grave error… | |||
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"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people
Oof.
I reckon I could challenge you for that one
Doubt it
If I'm not in double figures for people calling me some variation of stuck up cunt and blocking me it's like I haven't been online at all in a day
Might be best to take the stick out of your cunt before you catch something
Fair.
I should make use of my new Weaver sometime soon "Victorian era boys are not sex toys | |||
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"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people
Oof.
I reckon I could challenge you for that one "Prize for best corsetry and fish net combo! | |||
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"Prize for sarcasm here please
Oh yeah, sure!
Who poked your coffin ?
Sorry, that just crypt upbon me...
That’s a grave error…"Yeah, I lost the plot. | |||
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"Victorian era boys are not sex toys" Spoilsport. | |||
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"Victorian era boys are not sex toys Spoilsport." Yup but you love it | |||
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"Prize for sarcasm here please
Oh yeah, sure!
Who poked your coffin ?
Sorry, that just crypt upbon me...
That’s a grave error…
Yeah, I lost the plot. "That should Urn you a prize | |||
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"Prize for sarcasm here please
Oh yeah, sure!
Who poked your coffin ?
Sorry, that just crypt upbon me...
That’s a grave error…
Yeah, I lost the plot.
That should Urn you a prize "Where are you digging these jokes up from? | |||
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"I'll take my prize for pissing people off. Mrs " Well done! Although I’ve yet to be pissed off by you
*hands over to delightful lead crystal goblet of piss-ed offness* | |||
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"Maybe I win an award for de-railing a thread? Sorry OP "Don’t be daft, it’s fun to watch and I’m not the fab police .
(also I’ve never seen boobs over a toilet bowl before! ) | |||
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"I don't think I've spoken about oral sex these past four weeks, can I please have a prize for that? I might have done but can I have the prize regardless?" You can have a prize for lying! I’ve totally seen you post about it IN DETAIL! | |||
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"Longest edge  "You can’t just say longest! We need to know how long!!! | |||
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"I don't think I've spoken about oral sex these past four weeks, can I please have a prize for that? I might have done but can I have the prize regardless? You can have a prize for lying! I’ve totally seen you post about it IN DETAIL! "Oh for fork sake. I really thought I'd not. Fine, prize graciously accepted. | |||
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"I win the prize for the most 'short holidays from the forums' "Well done!! Is that stress related leave? Or over indulgence? *hands over a yellow card* | |||
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"I win the prize for the most 'short holidays from the forums'
Well done!! Is that stress related leave? Or over indulgence?
*hands over a yellow card*"I wouldn't know They were involuntary | |||
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"I win the prize for the most 'short holidays from the forums'
Well done!! Is that stress related leave? Or over indulgence?
*hands over a yellow card*
I wouldn't know
They were involuntary "Shushhhhhhhhhhhh….  | |||
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"For being a twat" Oh behave! You can have an award for being my kind of twat!  | |||
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"might be me for being the bloke with the longest hair "Well done fella! How many inches? | |||
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"For being a twat Oh behave! You can have an award for being my kind of twat! "Ooh you smooth talker | |||
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"For being a twat Oh behave! You can have an award for being my kind of twat!
Ooh you smooth talker "One day you’re going to get around to doing naughty stuff with me | |||
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"I'll put my name in the hat for the most threads with no replies "Congratulations! You won a prize! Nobody goes unheard here, unless I’m doing more important stuff… | |||
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"What's the prize? For all I know it could be a punch in the face for all I know. Not that I'm cynical or anything "Sexy with another man | |||
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"What's the prize? For all I know it could be a punch in the face for all I know. Not that I'm cynical or anything
Sexy with another man"Well again it depends on what man, it definitely could be a booby prize and of the mammary version. | |||
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"What's the prize? All I want is a shag with -ted- . He never massages anymore via the green door. Not that I'm cynical or anything "Well if you insist… | |||
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"For being a twat Oh behave! You can have an award for being my kind of twat!
Ooh you smooth talker
One day you’re going to get around to doing naughty stuff with me "Am I? | |||
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"What's the prize? For all I know it could be a punch in the face for all I know. Not that I'm cynical or anything
Sexy with another man
Well again it depends on what man, it definitely could be a booby prize and of the mammary version. "Me. Sorry | |||
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"For being a twat Oh behave! You can have an award for being my kind of twat!
Ooh you smooth talker
One day you’re going to get around to doing naughty stuff with me
Am I? "Yes! I live in hope! | |||
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"I got 2 verifications "Well done fella! Did they say good things? When I got my one historical veri half my friends list vanished immediately! | |||
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"I got 2 verifications
Well done fella! Did they say good things?
When I got my one historical veri half my friends list vanished immediately! "not tooooooooo bad lol | |||
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"What's the prize? For all I know it could be a punch in the face for all I know. Not that I'm cynical or anything
Sexy with another man
Well again it depends on what man, it definitely could be a booby prize and of the mammary version.
Me. Sorry"Behave you! | |||
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"For being a twat Oh behave! You can have an award for being my kind of twat!
Ooh you smooth talker
One day you’re going to get around to doing naughty stuff with me
Am I?
Yes! I live in hope! "Oh crikey | |||
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"What's the prize? All I want is a shag with -ted- . He never massages anymore via the green door. Not that I'm cynical or anything
Well if you insist… "There's somebody at the door! There's somebody at the door! That door wasn't pink but Grotbags was green though | |||
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"What's the prize? All I want is a shag with -ted- . He never massages anymore via the green door. Not that I'm cynical or anything
Well if you insist…
There's somebody at the door!
There's somebody at the door!
That door wasn't pink but Grotbags was green though "Before my time love
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