FabSwingers.com forum: Treat me like a princess.....

By *bi Haive OP Man
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51 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I see this a lot in status updates.

So I'm looking for creative ways to message these women.

Thinking something along the lines of 'Happy to spend the whole evening with you but will likely forget what you look like by next day so will probably have to steal a shoe'.

Or 'Can I lock you in a tower and fuck off to the pub?'

Or 'Fancy a romantic trip to Paris? I could pop you in a taxi and chase you through tunnels on a scooter...'

Any better suggestions?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
51 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

#NotAllPrincesses

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By *emorefridaCouple
51 weeks ago

La la land

Erm your Dadi is the king therefore you're loaded, you're paying the bill yeah?

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By *archelCouple
51 weeks ago

A field somewhere

Who wants to be a princess when you can be Queen

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By *2000ManMan
51 weeks ago

Worthing

I'd probably not message someone who puts that on their profile.

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By *educing_EmCouple
51 weeks ago

Tipperary

If I pee in your bed will you notice?

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By *emorefridaCouple
51 weeks ago

La la land

"If I pee in your bed will you notice?"

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By *a LunaWoman
51 weeks ago

South Wales

I bet your mattress has a pea under it. Come and lay on me instead.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
51 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I’m not looking for a fairy tale but I enjoy a happy ending…

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By *a LunaWoman
51 weeks ago

South Wales

Your tiara needs polishing. Can I give it a rub? With my cock?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
51 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Make her do all the cleaning and then sleep in the fireplace?

Make her sleep on a pile of 100 mattresses with a pea at the bottom?

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Make us an offer.

Tempt us

Oh these wonderful ice breakers that are left on people profiles…. I do wonder if it’s a hint for ‘gifts’ so I rarely bother.

because I’m cheap.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
51 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Your tiara needs polishing. Can I give it a rub? With my cock?"

Tiaras tend towards angular and sharp.

I'm not sure that's a good plan for Obi's wang

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By *a LunaWoman
51 weeks ago

South Wales

Say “yes your Highness, you’re the best” as you fuck her.

“Would M’lady like me to cum now?”

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By *a LunaWoman
51 weeks ago

South Wales

"Your tiara needs polishing. Can I give it a rub? With my cock?

Tiaras tend towards angular and sharp.

I'm not sure that's a good plan for Obi's wang

There’s no pleasure without a bit of pain

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Are we talking about Disney princesses?……

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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51 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Are we talking about Disney princesses?……

Having seen some of their photos probably not.

Although one did remind me of Snow White.

Probably all those short dudes in her bed..........

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Are we talking about Disney princesses?……

Having seen some of their photos probably not.

Although one did remind me of Snow White.

Probably all those short dudes in her bed..........

Hahaha.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
51 weeks ago

Basingstoke

You could ask about the size of their dowry.

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By *naswingdressWoman
51 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've set up paparazzi outside your house, half of whom will decide you're a saint because you squinted at the sun, and the other half are counting down the days until you're legal to write sexual stuff about.

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By *ookie46Woman
51 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Rapunzel is my favourite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls on her hair

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
51 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Make her sleep on a pile of 100 mattresses with a pea at the bottom?"

It’s not squirting, it’s pea.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Rapunzel is my favourite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls on her hair

I like Ariel. She’s hottest when she’s wet.

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By *TG3Man
51 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I see this a lot in status updates.

So I'm looking for creative ways to message these women.

Thinking something along the lines of 'Happy to spend the whole evening with you but will likely forget what you look like by next day so will probably have to steal a shoe'.

Or 'Can I lock you in a tower and fuck off to the pub?'

Or 'Fancy a romantic trip to Paris? I could pop you in a taxi and chase you through tunnels on a scooter...'

Any better suggestions?

"
how about this.... Hi princess would you like a right royal knobbing from Sir Hardalot

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Rapunzel is my favourite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls on her hair

..and Snow White house shared with seven blokes... Sleeping Beauty? Biggest snooze of her life because of a prick

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By *unthum62Man
51 weeks ago

Benidorm

Well rub my Orbs and Sceptre Princess. Lol

I am so cheap I never respond.. You might get a sweetener but definitley no,sugar.

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By *ackformore100Man
51 weeks ago

Tin town

"Make us an offer.

Tempt us

Oh these wonderful ice breakers that are left on people profiles…. I do wonder if it’s a hint for ‘gifts’ so I rarely bother.

because I’m cheap.

But they like the finer things in life and appreciate generosity

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By *ackformore100Man
51 weeks ago

Tin town

"I see this a lot in status updates.

So I'm looking for creative ways to message these women.

Thinking something along the lines of 'Happy to spend the whole evening with you but will likely forget what you look like by next day so will probably have to steal a shoe'.

Or 'Can I lock you in a tower and fuck off to the pub?'

Or 'Fancy a romantic trip to Paris? I could pop you in a taxi and chase you through tunnels on a scooter...'

Any better suggestions?

Get her to furiously polish your magic lantern and see what comes out

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
51 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Yesss! Finally. You know, princess fiona post transition has been my biggest crush for years!

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By *host63Man
51 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

As soon as I see that I wouldn't bother replying.

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By *ookie46Woman
51 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Rapunzel is my favourite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls on her hair

I like Ariel. She’s hottest when she’s wet. "

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By *ooBulMan
51 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I would, but I think I lost your shoe....

All together boys & girls: " Oh no you didn't!!"

"Oh yes I did!" Slapping your thigh.

"Really? Do you think I'm a Total Dick Whittington?

Perhaps a pic of you sent to them dressed like Adam Ant.

At least if you crash & burn & buy the farm at least youv'e had a giggle....

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By *ou only live onceMan
51 weeks ago

London

Insist I won't meet until she's completed her course at Swiss Finishing School?

I'm in.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
51 weeks ago

Leeds

Car crash in a French tunnel ?

The mr

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By *ealitybitesMan
51 weeks ago

Belfast

Do you want Jabba'd in the Hut, Vadered by your da or Luked at by your brother?

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By *ruceyyMan
51 weeks ago

London

Sorry this is the biggest red flag?

You're coming on a swinging sex site asking to be treated like a princess? You ok Hun?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
51 weeks ago

Nottingham

"I'm not personally down with murdering you and your entire family in an Yekaterinburg basement, but hey, no kinkshaming here."

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
51 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Wanna see my Swamp?

How many frogs have you kissed so far? Wanna kiss one more?

Does Cinderella wanna see my balls?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
51 weeks ago

chichester

"I see this a lot in status updates.

So I'm looking for creative ways to message these women.

Thinking something along the lines of 'Happy to spend the whole evening with you but will likely forget what you look like by next day so will probably have to steal a shoe'.

Or 'Can I lock you in a tower and fuck off to the pub?'

Or 'Fancy a romantic trip to Paris? I could pop you in a taxi and chase you through tunnels on a scooter...'

Any better suggestions?

message and say I love a good posh slut

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

No one had better mention

Beauty and the beast

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By *panksspankedMan
51 weeks ago

Edinburgh

It may not end well if you get in the way of my relentless pursuit of the throne

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Translation: it's about me, me, me... and me... and taking and looking at loads of selfies of me. I never message or reply to messages from such profiles.

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
51 weeks ago

Worcester

All I’m saying is that if someone wants to lock me in their mansion and buy me a massive library then I’m up for that.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
51 weeks ago

Markfield

Something about having her on the carpet, making her fly?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
51 weeks ago

Markfield

"Something about having her on the carpet, making her fly? "

Ffs that’s made me think of naked hoovering again!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
51 weeks ago

Markfield

""I'm not personally down with murdering you and your entire family in an Yekaterinburg basement, but hey, no kinkshaming here.""

I love it when you talk dirtski

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