FabSwingers.com forum: ‘Resting Bitch Face’

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What a quaint expression this is, eh?

Do you have one? Do you wear it with pride or else are you conscious of it?

Actually, what is the male equivalent?

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By *affeine DuskMan
42 weeks ago

Caerphilly

"Actually, what is the male equivalent?

Please discuss

Resting Kanye Face.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
42 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I prefer to call it my air of "You can fuck off now"

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

The Male equivalent is a resting bitch face.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

No chick can’t tell me about attitude,

I got a girl from the screwface capital

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
42 weeks ago

North West

Yes, my face says "fuck off and leave me alone".

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
42 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Yep, if I don't verbally say it then my face surely will.

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

There's no male equivalent, because men are allowed to go about their business without arranging their faces for strangers they're not even aware of.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"There's no male equivalent, because men are allowed to go about their business without arranging their faces for strangers they're not even aware of."

Not all men

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By *icolerobbieCouple
42 weeks ago

walsall

No, I don’t have one. I don’t like the idea of walking around with a screwed up face. Just it will give you wrinkles.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Yes

I don’t mind it until someone says “cheer up” then I feel like I’ve got to force a fake smile. I am cheery! leave me alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I have the opposite.. im one of those annoying people that smile too much. That can equally get you in bother. My daughter however has the rest bitch face perfected

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
42 weeks ago

Worcester

A phrase used by those folks who believe themselves intellectually superior to the men who say “smile love” to women.

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By *ortyairCouple
42 weeks ago

Wallasey

Not sure if I have a 'resting' bitch face but apparently I cannot find what I'm feeling or thinking from my face. My expressions have got me into some awkward situations more than once, my hubby gets really ticked off by thus and says its embarrassing but I cannot control it and don't eve know I'm doing it, Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"No, I don’t have one. I don’t like the idea of walking around with a screwed up face. Just it will give you wrinkles."
black don’t crack

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West

"There's no male equivalent, because men are allowed to go about their business without arranging their faces for strangers they're not even aware of.

Not all men"

You missed the hashtag!

I just have a stern stare

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
42 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Definitely. In fact if I get chatted up, it usually starts with a "Jesus mate, you can smile you know" etc etc.

Consciously aware I scowl.

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By *3xymamaWoman
42 weeks ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"A phrase used by those folks who believe themselves intellectually superior to the men who say “smile love” to women."

This ^^^ says it well

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
42 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I have the opposite.. im one of those annoying people that smile too much. That can equally get you in bother. My daughter however has the rest bitch face perfected

The female equivalent to Professor Brian Cox..is he the happiest looking person in the world ever all the time or what?

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"There's no male equivalent, because men are allowed to go about their business without arranging their faces for strangers they're not even aware of.

Not all men

You missed the hashtag!

I just have a stern stare

#oooops

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

I don’t think I have it. My resting face is “inane grin”

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By *eliWoman
42 weeks ago

No I don't. I'm either smiling stupidly like Estella or I've zoned out and my face looks blank whilst my mind is busy whirring away.

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There's no male equivalent, because men are allowed to go about their business without arranging their faces for strangers they're not even aware of.

Not all men"

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A phrase used by those folks who believe themselves intellectually superior to the men who say “smile love” to women."

I mean, sure, I do in fact believe I have more cognitive abilities than people who hassle strangers about the arrangement of their face *shrug*

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