FabSwingers.com forum: What is the most anti social thing someone has done in the office where you work

By *usman 199 OP Man
42 weeks ago

Stockport

Just read someone made kippers in the works microwave .

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By *icecouple561Couple
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42 weeks ago

East Sussex

Sat near me and daily ate a crunchy apple in the morning followed by a yogurt at lunch time the pot of which the meticulously scraped with a spoon until I nearly had to run screaming from the office

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
42 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Talking

I go sit in my car on my break to avoid being talked too

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By *ovetosuck30Man
42 weeks ago

Rossendale

Someone (we still don't know for sure who but have our suspicions)

Took a massive shit in the middle of the bathroom floor and left it for others to find

Discusting

And I'm told whoever it was has done it before in the past????

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By *bi HaiveMan
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42 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Slept in there, snored and farted. And left clothes lying on the floor too.

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By *illan-KillashMan
42 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I once cut the cheese in a lift.

In my defence........ nah, I've got nothing.

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By *illy IdolMan
42 weeks ago

Midlands

Took a while to work out what was going on, but the tea would have an of taste to it. Then one day we caught a guy warming up his tinned fish, in the urn

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By *illy IdolMan
42 weeks ago

Midlands

"Talking

I go sit in my car on my break to avoid being talked too "

And then login online and talk to a load of strangers

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

Bullied my colleague. But I’m addressing that.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
42 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Talking

I go sit in my car on my break to avoid being talked too

And then login online and talk to a load of strangers

At least I can log off and ignore online people

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By *icecouple561Couple
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42 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Bullied my colleague. But I’m addressing that. "

That happened in an office I was working in. I approached the person being bullied and said that if they would like to make a formal complaint I would be happy to go with them and be a witness. They (as so often happens) declined and asked me not to say or do anything on their behalf.

I respected their wishes but a part of me really wishes I'd lay in wait for the two bullying managers and meted out superhero style justice

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
42 weeks ago

East Sussex

^^ ps kudos you for addressing it

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By *hrek101Man
42 weeks ago

Herts

I find this unbelievable myself. But when I worked at BA head office someone put a whole chicken done the toilet

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By *illy IdolMan
42 weeks ago

Midlands

"Talking

I go sit in my car on my break to avoid being talked too

And then login online and talk to a load of strangers

At least I can log off and ignore online people

This is very true

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

There was a guy who would not wash his hands after using the urinal or the toilet. We all tried to avoid shaking his hand which he was really keen on.

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By *allandathleticMan
42 weeks ago

Asgard

The most anti social thing anyone has ever done is not offer me a brew whilst I'm working on their house!

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By *stbury DavenportMan
42 weeks ago

Nottingham

Fired the entire department and then re-hired two-thirds of them for less money.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Fired the entire department and then re-hired two-thirds of them for less money. "

Everyone should join a union. Example 6,367.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Just read someone made kippers in the works microwave .

Similar - worked with a guy who used to microwave sardines.

He’d always go bright red with embarrassment afterwards, so I’m not sure why he kept doing it every day.

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By *aseylee324Couple
42 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Pebble dashed the toilet and not used the brush

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Eaten a home cooked curry. It was gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"I find this unbelievable myself. But when I worked at BA head office someone put a whole chicken done the toilet "

This just reminded me. A woman at a place I worked said she was going on a cigarette break and then whipped out a carrier bag, a knife, and started filleting a whole raw chicken, in the smoking area.

Also, one day I walked into the kitchen and found the same woman doing a handstand against the wall. She got up and walked off like nothing had happened.

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Waterloo, Liverpool

One of my colleagues was called a "stupid fucking cunt" for claiming COVID was made up for drug companies to make money.

In my defence she brought it on herself.

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By *aseylee324Couple
42 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"One of my colleagues was called a "stupid fucking cunt" for claiming COVID was made up for drug companies to make money.

In my defence she brought it on herself."

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By *rHotNottsMan
42 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I have worked all over the world but only ever in one office that had to have a sign in the kitchen - No spitting in the kitchen sink.

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
42 weeks ago

Londontown

"There was a guy who would not wash his hands after using the urinal or the toilet. We all tried to avoid shaking his hand which he was really keen on."

Yup, unfortunately see this quite alot, not just in the office either

Worrying

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By *olfandtazCouple
42 weeks ago

Bristol

Going back many years I would quite frequently bypass the office firewall and send porn to colleagues after remote accessing their PCs to play at full volume

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
42 weeks ago

Reading

eating an egg. horrible smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Someone used to bring boiled eggs in a mid morning snack. Absolutely grim

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By *a LunaWoman
42 weeks ago

South Wales

Years ago (when I was 19) I used to work in an office with a chain smoker. I’m surprised we did’nt have a lighthouse atop the photocopier to find the way to it

What with that and the gas fire that leaked carbon monoxide that gave us headaches until it was checked and fixed, I was glad to leave!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Pens everyone keeps taking my pens I leave for two seconds and they’re gone.

Then people ask me for pens while holding my pens.

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By *ty31Man
42 weeks ago

NW London

(building site offices)

One manager used to sit at the end of the portacabin smoking a big cigar. His foreman would sit at the other end chain smoking cigarettes. The health and safety officer would walk in.. and light up too.

Another office, another manager threw the printer at his assistant because he screwed something up.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
42 weeks ago

Someone once poured their soup into the kettle to heat it...the kettle was on the counter right next to the microwave

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West

I can't say because it would make it very obvious who I am. But I was incredibly angry

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By *heGateKeeperMan
42 weeks ago

Stratford

According to a 360 I had a few years back, I’m the anti social one

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By *ornucopiaMan
42 weeks ago

Bexley

"Pens everyone keeps taking my pens I leave for two seconds and they’re gone.

Then people ask me for pens while holding my pens.

You'd think the spell checker would have picked up and corrected 'pens' twice in each of those sentences!

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By *usie pTV/TS
42 weeks ago

taunton

Thank fook I am a recluse deep in the countryside .

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

I don't work in an office!

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By *GermanInLondonMan
42 weeks ago

London

Big toilet business on Friday and not flushing.

Guess who came in first Monday...

The stink was horrendous. Had to hold my breath as good as possible whilst frantically trying to open windows...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Central

"Someone once poured their soup into the kettle to heat it...the kettle was on the counter right next to the microwave

I bet the kettle wouldn't have fitted in it and the metal would have broken it

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
42 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

He wrote abusive letters (including hand sketched diagrams) and put them in the internal mail to go to management.

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By *stellaWoman
42 weeks ago

London

Eating stinky kimchi for lunch.

But dear reader, it was I…!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

They typed and printed a stinking rant to their 'ex' revealing all sorts of awful behaviour on both sides and accusing her if all sorts... Then scanned or copied it via the printer.. And promptly forgot about it

I was very kind and put it into the confidential shredding

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By *assy LassieWoman
42 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

One of the managers decided to make a roast dinner in the oven during the afternoon so I was ready when she finished work.

Same manager at a different time sat at her desk cutting her toenails with the desk scissors

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By *assy LassieWoman
42 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

So it was ready. She wasn't cooking me

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
42 weeks ago

Londontown

"Someone once poured their soup into the kettle to heat it...the kettle was on the counter right next to the microwave

Points for creativity though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I worked for a charity up north that assisted guys newly liberated from prison in getting resettled and gave them the support they needed to learn new work skills etc.

One of them was a cracking lad but got kicked off for some deviant behaviour summer 2022. He waited a few days and when most had left on the Friday pm, he used the codes to get in, shat on the floor of the management office and left.

The toalie sat there all weekend…

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"(building site offices)

Another office, another manager threw the printer at his assistant because he screwed something up. "

I'd have picked up the remains of the printer and smashed it over his head if he had thrown it at me.

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By *CBoyTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Tonypandy

Vote Tory.

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