FabSwingers.com forum: Here's a question for all the mindreaders out there....

By *illan-Killash OP Man
43 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

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By *mf123Man
43 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

You cannot have my penis

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
43 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fuck no.

Pervert......

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
43 weeks ago

East Sussex

it entirely depends on whether the banana is peeled or not

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
43 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Fuck no.

Pervert......

I feel seen.......

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
43 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m up for it

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By *agerMorganMan
43 weeks ago

Canvey Island

We’ve had this chat before, it’s “my mind to your mind” not “smell my finger!”

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By *ayd100Man
43 weeks ago

clitheroe

Of course you can, hard as you like

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My mind to your mind.

Our minds are one.

Ahhhh.

Okay...

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By *ou only live onceMan
43 weeks ago

London

I'll answer for the fellow mind readers...

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By *pcd999TV/TS
43 weeks ago

pinner

Vaseline or a plunger

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
43 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Yes. I'll bring the lube

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
43 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I wouldn't put deep heat on it no, it might agitate the rash further

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Mind your language.. Great show

Mind your own business. My mind is made up by the matter of grey skull

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Reading.. Berkshire does it again

He is one of mind kind 8 out 10 minds prefer Cats

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By *naswingdressWoman
43 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ontological insecurity

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

And this is why I wear a tinfoil hat!

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By *reya73Woman
43 weeks ago

Whitley Bay

Darling, you should see your GP about that as soon as possible..please don't trust the fab forum for giving out medical advice. Especially with such a rare and nasty intimate issue.

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By *ortyairCouple
43 weeks ago

Wallasey

Theoretically it is possible, its just not probable, Mrs x

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By *iss My AxeMan
43 weeks ago

Durham

63. Because ice cream doesn't have bones in it

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

The answer is 42

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Nope

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By *estarossa.Woman
43 weeks ago

Flagrante

13.

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
43 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Nope

This makes me the most sad of any post I've ever read....

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By *parkle1974Woman
43 weeks ago

Leeds

No, you don't eat the blue waffle

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By *andaloriansCouple
43 weeks ago

Malvern

How can you even ask that!!!!!!? That so out of order yet.....equally as compelling, I, I just dont know how t, to answer it!!!!!!

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
43 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"No, you don't eat the blue waffle "

Or mention timeouts.

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By *ortyairCouple
43 weeks ago

Wallasey

Not without squirty cream, Mrs x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"And this is why I wear a tinfoil hat!

And here I thought it was because you're cooked.

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By *parkle1974Woman
43 weeks ago

Leeds

"No, you don't eat the blue waffle

Or mention timeouts.

Haha so right

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
43 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Not without lube, Mrs x"

I wouldn't dream of it.

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
43 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"No, you don't eat the blue waffle

Or mention timeouts.

Haha so right

There be danger........

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"And this is why I wear a tinfoil hat!

And here I thought it was because you're cooked.

Perhaps, but I'm not done yet.

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By *aizyWoman
43 weeks ago

west midlands

Milk, 2 sugars please.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"Milk, 2 sugars please."

I'm going for coffee, only sickos have any sugar in tea.

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By *he ass man 666Man
43 weeks ago

paradise city

How did you even get in in there in the first place

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By *aizyWoman
43 weeks ago

west midlands

"Milk, 2 sugars please.

I'm going for coffee, only sickos have any sugar in tea.

Proud sugar in tea sicko here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Disusting that pigs for eating

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By *he ass man 666Man
43 weeks ago

paradise city

"Milk, 2 sugars please.

I'm going for coffee, only sickos have any sugar in tea.

Proud sugar in tea sicko here!!

Got to have sugar in tea , what next no biscuits for dunking ( worlds gone mad )

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By *aizyWoman
43 weeks ago

west midlands

"Milk, 2 sugars please.

I'm going for coffee, only sickos have any sugar in tea.

Proud sugar in tea sicko here!!

Got to have sugar in tea , what next no biscuits for dunking ( worlds gone mad ) "

Lets not even joke about no biscuit dunking, that is a terrifying thought

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

No! Never cut that wire first. Do you know what the fuck will happen if you do? Dumbass

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By *cotsguyyMan
43 weeks ago

Belfast

Well, now, that's all down to you. If that's what you want to try and you can gather enough of the tree sap, well, I always said I'd try anything once... Should I shave first?

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By *cotsguyyMan
43 weeks ago

Belfast

Sorry. I meant...

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

You can't use THAT as lube!

Are you completely mad??

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
43 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"You can't use THAT as lube!

Are you completely mad??

Quick spit and a short run up usually works......

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By *ris GrayMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

Thank you I'll bare that in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

No sweetie, I wouldn't stick that in there, not a good idea!

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By *ad NannaWoman
43 weeks ago

East London

You'll probably need an appointment at the GUM clinic.

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
43 weeks ago

somewhere only we know

I’d stick with plan B

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

*Sends back an answer, telepathically*

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Too many voices, not sure which one you are.

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By *ris GrayMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

"No sweetie, I wouldn't stick that in there, not a good idea!"
the microwave oh no

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
43 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"*Sends back an answer, telepathically*

How very dare you!!!!!!

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