FabSwingers.com forum: He says

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you want to know?

So far I've come up with....

What's your cock size to nearest mm?

And girth?

What's your inside leg measurement?

Eye colour?

What is the precise length of your pubes?

How many of you pubes grow diagonally as opposed to horizontal or vertical?

What else can I ask him. Help I need ideas

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

What would you wank to if no one were going to ever find out?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

His deepest darkest secret, something he’s done that’s he’s really ashamed of. Like how interesting, is he?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

How do you handle when a woman says “no” to something you want?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"His deepest darkest secret, something he’s done that’s he’s really ashamed of. Like how interesting, is he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it you he really wants to talk to or has he sent loads of other unanswered messages

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Is it you he really wants to talk to or has he sent loads of other unanswered messages"

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

What are the sex complaints you hear most often?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it you he really wants to talk to or has he sent loads of other unanswered messages"

Oh I like this, ruthless is good. Very me.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"What do you want to know?

So far I've come up with....

What's your cock size to nearest mm?

And girth?

What's your inside leg measurement?

Eye colour?

What is the precise length of your pubes?

How many of you pubes grow diagonally as opposed to horizontal or vertical?

What else can I ask him. Help I need ideas "

What makes him cry?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"What do you want to know?

So far I've come up with....

What's your cock size to nearest mm?

And girth?

What's your inside leg measurement?

Eye colour?

What is the precise length of your pubes?

How many of you pubes grow diagonally as opposed to horizontal or vertical?

What else can I ask him. Help I need ideas

What makes him cry?"

I would REALLY want to know this. I have dacryphilia.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Can you call him in the evenings?

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By *Ruby_Heels.Woman
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

Following for ideas

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

How do you feel about cheese?

Have you enjoyed your experiences on Fab with women? If he describes them all as psychos, narcissists whatever? Run for the hills.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Does he have a wife/girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does he have a wife/girlfriend"

Too easy to lie. How about:

what do you do most evenings?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you want to know?

So far I've come up with....

What's your cock size to nearest mm?

And girth?

What's your inside leg measurement?

Eye colour?

What is the precise length of your pubes?

How many of you pubes grow diagonally as opposed to horizontal or vertical?

What else can I ask him. Help I need ideas

What makes him cry?

I would REALLY want to know this. I have dacryphilia."

FFS Faith.

I've got the giggles again!!!!

Back in a bit

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

What was the last lie he told?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

What’s his favourite type of Haribo?

How many crème eggs can he fit in his mouth at once?

Does he eat the Walnut first on a walnut whip?

How many times a week does he wank?

Does he use his left or right hand?

Picture evidence must be provided for all of these things.

I could do that all day…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you call him in the evenings?"

Can I call you in the evenings willy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you feel about cheese?

Have you enjoyed your experiences on Fab with women? If he describes them all as psychos, narcissists whatever? Run for the hills. "

This is good too. I hate cheese

I'm joking, ignore me, I've gone all silly from the giggles.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Can you call him in the evenings?

Can I call you in the evenings willy? "

You can't call me in the mornings, afternoons or nights.

I don't like chatting on the phone. The only time you can call me PW is when you're outside my house, wanting to get in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you call him in the evenings?

Can I call you in the evenings willy?

You can't call me in the mornings, afternoons or nights.

I don't like chatting on the phone. The only time you can call me PW is when you're outside my house, wanting to get in

Harsh.

What's your address? I don't have that.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Can you call him in the evenings?

Can I call you in the evenings willy?

You can't call me in the mornings, afternoons or nights.

I don't like chatting on the phone. The only time you can call me PW is when you're outside my house, wanting to get in

Harsh.

What's your address? I don't have that."

69 Beaver Drive. LE6 9DD

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Does he have a wife/girlfriend"

Assume he does. Ask for her name and contact details so you can verify that he’s not cheating.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Can you call him in the evenings?

Can I call you in the evenings willy?

You can't call me in the mornings, afternoons or nights.

I don't like chatting on the phone. The only time you can call me PW is when you're outside my house, wanting to get in

That will absolutely happen.

And I’ll be right behind her.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Can you call him in the evenings?

Can I call you in the evenings willy?

You can't call me in the mornings, afternoons or nights.

I don't like chatting on the phone. The only time you can call me PW is when you're outside my house, wanting to get in

That will absolutely happen.

And I’ll be right behind her."
m

Don’t forget me

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"What’s his favourite type of Haribo?

How many crème eggs can he fit in his mouth at once?

Does he eat the Walnut first on a walnut whip?

How many times a week does he wank?

Does he use his left or right hand?

Picture evidence must be provided for all of these things.

I could do that all day…

No, how many times a DAY.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Can you call him in the evenings?

Can I call you in the evenings willy?

You can't call me in the mornings, afternoons or nights.

I don't like chatting on the phone. The only time you can call me PW is when you're outside my house, wanting to get in

That will absolutely happen.

And I’ll be right behind her.m

Don’t forget me

Willy is about to find out what too much of a good thing looks like

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"What was the last lie he told?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"How do you feel about cheese?

Have you enjoyed your experiences on Fab with women? If he describes them all as psychos, narcissists whatever? Run for the hills. "

If he describes them all… run for the hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he’s on here and reading this thread he may just send a list of answers or go UNLOS

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Can you call him in the evenings?

Can I call you in the evenings willy?

You can't call me in the mornings, afternoons or nights.

I don't like chatting on the phone. The only time you can call me PW is when you're outside my house, wanting to get in

That will absolutely happen.

And I’ll be right behind her.m

Don’t forget me

Willy is about to find out what too much of a good thing looks like

We would be too busy to be bothered…

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Can you call him in the evenings?

Can I call you in the evenings willy?

You can't call me in the mornings, afternoons or nights.

I don't like chatting on the phone. The only time you can call me PW is when you're outside my house, wanting to get in

That will absolutely happen.

And I’ll be right behind her.m

Don’t forget me

Willy is about to find out what too much of a good thing looks like

We would be too busy to be bothered…

*lifts head up to cackle madly, then resumes*

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

"His deepest darkest secret, something he’s done that’s he’s really ashamed of. Like how interesting, is he?

To weaponise it later? Probably...

He is NEVER going to tell you

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Can you call him in the evenings?

Can I call you in the evenings willy?

You can't call me in the mornings, afternoons or nights.

I don't like chatting on the phone. The only time you can call me PW is when you're outside my house, wanting to get in

That will absolutely happen.

And I’ll be right behind her.m

Don’t forget me

Willy is about to find out what too much of a good thing looks like

Bloody hell have I died and gone to heaven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does he eat his creme eggs?

Does he suck the living day lights out of the top of it until the chocolate melts and he can gently lick at the delights inside.

Or does he bite the top off and dive straight in

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Has he ever had to let police know his whereabouts?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Are you a dunker of biscuits into hot beverages....

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Has he ever been an MRA, a MGTOW, or an incel?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

How many of his children is he dodging paying support for?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Does he subscribe to the Just World Philosophy, and if so, does he apply it to his own life? Or just to everyone else’s?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Is he good at opening the tricky jars and does he know about snacks? How often does he snack? And what's favourite snacks? If they are opposite to what you like great, marry him. If not stick him in the bin, we don't share snacks

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Metric vs Imperial system: Discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he wipe front to back?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"What do you want to know?

So far I've come up with....

What's your cock size to nearest mm?

And girth?

What's your inside leg measurement?

Eye colour?

What is the precise length of your pubes?

How many of you pubes grow diagonally as opposed to horizontal or vertical?

What else can I ask him. Help I need ideas "
Do you include the helmet in your rub or just the shaft

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Does he take inanimate objects up his arse

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Is he good at opening the tricky jars and does he know about snacks? How often does he snack? And what's favourite snacks? If they are opposite to what you like great, marry him. If not stick him in the bin, we don't share snacks "

No we do not

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"The Metric vs Imperial system: Discuss

Does anyone that isn’t from my neck of the woods use imperial?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Does he wipe front to back?"

Does he wipe.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"What do you want to know?

So far I've come up with....

What's your cock size to nearest mm?

And girth?

What's your inside leg measurement?

Eye colour?

What is the precise length of your pubes?

How many of you pubes grow diagonally as opposed to horizontal or vertical?

What else can I ask him. Help I need ideas Do you include the helmet in your rub or just the shaft

Why would you leave out the helmet, Fred?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Does he take inanimate objects up his arse

How about animate ones?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"What do you want to know?

So far I've come up with....

What's your cock size to nearest mm?

And girth?

What's your inside leg measurement?

Eye colour?

What is the precise length of your pubes?

How many of you pubes grow diagonally as opposed to horizontal or vertical?

What else can I ask him. Help I need ideas Do you include the helmet in your rub or just the shaft

Why would you leave out the helmet, Fred? "
The germans always wore the helmet out

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By *nox.Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

What are your thoughts on tampons and moon cup's

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By *alm_one4Man
over a year ago

RM16

"Does he wipe front to back?

Does he wipe."

If he does, does he bite his fingernails after

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The Metric vs Imperial system: Discuss

Does anyone that isn’t from my neck of the woods use imperial?"

I’m a big fan of miles over kilometres….by miles!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"The Metric vs Imperial system: Discuss

Does anyone that isn’t from my neck of the woods use imperial?

I’m a big fan of miles over kilometres….by miles!

Welcome to my hotlist

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By *alm_one4Man
over a year ago

RM16

"The Metric vs Imperial system: Discuss

Does anyone that isn’t from my neck of the woods use imperial?

I’m a big fan of miles over kilometres….by miles!

Indeed, 10km is 6.2miles. 6.2 is less that 10 so we’ll be there quicker if we go by miles not km

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"The Metric vs Imperial system: Discuss

Does anyone that isn’t from my neck of the woods use imperial?"

I grew up in a completely metricated environment. The only reason I had any feel at all for Imperial units like miles and feet was the amount of D&D I played (all distances in the game in miles and feet).

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