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Do you have a pretty penis?

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

Nows your chance guys put your erect penis here so that all can guess who it belongs to but how do you actually do that without giving away who you are thats the challenge

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
43 weeks ago

Bourne lincs

Been told my penis is very nice x

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

I guess its 'usemeforfun' am i right?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
43 weeks ago

Leeds

No it looks like a witches nose.

The mr

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"No it looks like a witches nose.

The mr "
with loads of hair sticking out?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
43 weeks ago

Leeds


"No it looks like a witches nose.

The mr with loads of hair sticking out? "

And warts.

The mr

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"No it looks like a witches nose.

The mr with loads of hair sticking out?

And warts.

The mr "
really omg I'm conjuring a picture

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
43 weeks ago

Leeds


"No it looks like a witches nose.

The mr with loads of hair sticking out?

And warts.

The mr really omg I'm conjuring a picture "

Green puss dripping out the end. It’s got all sorts of nastiness going on down there.

The mr

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"No it looks like a witches nose.

The mr with loads of hair sticking out?

And warts.

The mr really omg I'm conjuring a picture

Green puss dripping out the end. It’s got all sorts of nastiness going on down there.

The mr "
oh jeeeez thats put me off me brekkie

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
43 weeks ago

Leeds


"No it looks like a witches nose.

The mr with loads of hair sticking out?

And warts.

The mr really omg I'm conjuring a picture

Green puss dripping out the end. It’s got all sorts of nastiness going on down there.

The mr oh jeeeez thats put me off me brekkie "

You’re welcome.

The mr

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By *ames250122Man
43 weeks ago

Worcester


"Nows your chance guys put your erect penis here so that all can guess who it belongs to but how do you actually do that without giving away who you are thats the challenge "

What qualities make a pretty penis tbf?

I remember in a film once a woman says a guy has very athletically pleasing genitals as he has symmetrical testicles lol. Other than that not sure tbf if I’d even qualify lol. Plus how do you post your penis on a forum chat to begin with and even if you can how are you meant to do it without everyone instantly knowing you just posted a dick pic hahahaha.

Very confused by this lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I imagine it's in the eye of the beholder

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
43 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Where's Carrick to bring this thread back on track?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Yeah. Pretty small

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"I imagine it's in the eye of the beholder "

I like to stick it in their ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

IN A WORD YES

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By *he ass man 666Man
43 weeks ago

paradise city

Yes

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By *corpio_juice420Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham

I'll let the group be the judge of that one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I’ve got a cock, and if anything’s to go by in here, they all look the same dont they

‘When you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all’ etc.

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By *agnar1980Man
43 weeks ago

Poole

I like it but you lot tell me is it?

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

Its not my place to judge

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Where's Carrick to bring this thread back on track?"
Its well on track

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By *illy IdolMan
43 weeks ago

Midlands


"Nows your chance guys put your erect penis here so that all can guess who it belongs to but how do you actually do that without giving away who you are thats the challenge "

This thread sounds familiar

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By *ora the explorerWoman
43 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Did someone say pretty penis?

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By *stellaWoman
43 weeks ago

London

I like a clean, healthy penis. Beyond that I don’t think I have an opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

No it's just as ugly as the rest of me

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By *esthetic21Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Mines beautiful

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By *tsallreal11Man
43 weeks ago

nearby

Apparently I have

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By *mf123Man
43 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Thats what i hear its got a chiseled jaw an everything

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By *oxy jWoman
43 weeks ago

somerset

i can turn a meet down on how a penis looks ... i always ask to see a pic first if we are going to meet there are some penises i wont touch just from looks ...

mainly where the foreskin wont pull back or where there a 6 inch penis with a six foot foreskin ... plenty look raw n red i even remember a guy last tear who had warts/ and tiny blisters some have smeg some uncut cocks look so dry with dry flaky skin apart from the long foreskin most is down to looking after you little man

a pretty penis would be a tiny cute thing with a pink ribbon but there are some really good looking penises too but no good if attached to someone i dont fancy

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By *nnandElleCouple
43 weeks ago

Brackley

Mine is quite pretty - just wish it were about 20% bigger all round!

Ah well, not much I can do about that.

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By *oublesixesMan
43 weeks ago

Corby

Judge for yourself

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
43 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Mines beautiful "

I want to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

No. It’s a fucking penis. They are not pretty.

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By *adCherriesCouple
43 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest

I think Mr has a pretty one.

Veiny ones scare me a tad, think I might accidentally burst a blood vessel and would look like a scene out of psycho.

Honestly, most penises are pretty in there own little way as long as they are given tlc ....with lots of stroking, batheing and tickled under its cute little chin

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By *oxy jWoman
43 weeks ago

somerset

dont private me guys ...and they wonder why so many women / couples no longer post because guys pester ... im not going to judge you penis ill just block ... keep it to the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I'm definitely attached to mine

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By *ensualdesiresCouple
43 weeks ago

Benfleet

Sue loves it

Made main profile picture for some appreciation

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By *dventurous biMan
43 weeks ago

tesside

I’ve had some very positive views expressed about my cock in the past.

One FWB described it as ‘handsome’, another as ‘a marine’.

Nowadays it’s best described as aged, a little bent, but still enthusiastic.

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By *ife NinjaMan
43 weeks ago

Dunfermline

There's nothing pretty about a penis. Boobies, however

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By *avid 50Man
43 weeks ago

kendal

My girlfriend just enjoys watching it Change from placid to erect, she sits on the bed with one hand, holding my balls, and the other on my hip and is mesmerised By how something so small can rise into something so pleasing and all for her.

I’m sure there’s many girls enjoy watching

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By *ora the explorerWoman
43 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"My girlfriend just enjoys watching it Change from placid to erect, she sits on the bed with one hand, holding my balls, and the other on my hip and is mesmerised By how something so small can rise into something so pleasing and all for her.

I’m sure there’s many girls enjoy watching"

I love watching them!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I'm in

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By *damxxMan
43 weeks ago

London

Been told a few times mine is pretty but let you be the judge of that

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By *iscean_dreamMan
43 weeks ago

Llanelli

The mirror on the wall told me that mine is the most pretty penis of them all and we all know that the mirror doesn't lie

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By *moothdickMan
43 weeks ago

stoke

I’ve been told a few times I have a lovely cock, which is nice

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By *otsossieMan
43 weeks ago

local, but not too local

So many ugly ones in profile pics, I’m confident mine could get modelling work.

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By *erry bull1Man
43 weeks ago

doncaster

I’ve been told it’s pretty / nice

Judge fir yourself

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By *esthetic21Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"Mines beautiful

I want to see it "
what in real life? cause that can be arranged

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By *ncrediblepjw34Man
43 weeks ago

Blackpool


"My girlfriend just enjoys watching it Change from placid to erect, she sits on the bed with one hand, holding my balls, and the other on my hip and is mesmerised By how something so small can rise into something so pleasing and all for her.

I’m sure there’s many girls enjoy watching

I love watching them!"

Hiya im doing some diy this afternoon so I can get a great picture of my

Penis. What I will say is sometimes it is that it is ere t enough for sex but one inside can become even more erect. Great isn’t it? Photos to follow xx

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By *hil most chillMan
43 weeks ago

South East & Europe

I've been told mine is pretty, but I'm well aware that all the women who have seen it have been into me and formed some kind of connection with me. A random woman on here might think it's average as fuck

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
43 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Mines beautiful

I want to see it what in real life? cause that can be arranged "

Maybe… I’d make you jump through so many hoops though for that to happen… is it worth it?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Yep I have a porn quality penis

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By *oxy RedWoman
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

I think this requires a line up inspection

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By *heGateKeeperMan
43 weeks ago

Stratford

Pretty and nice tasting apparently so yes

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By *esthetic21Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"Mines beautiful

I want to see it what in real life? cause that can be arranged

Maybe… I’d make you jump through so many hoops though for that to happen… is it worth it? "
I have no doubt it would be

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By *eeling0880Man
43 weeks ago

Pennines

Been told I have a nice one

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Nows your chance guys put your erect penis here so that all can guess who it belongs to but how do you actually do that without giving away who you are thats the challenge

This thread sounds familiar "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

So I'm told

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

Mine is aerodynamic

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By *lan4FFUUNNMan
43 weeks ago

Genoa Italy and Liverpool

I hope you like mine x

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By *ertrumMan
43 weeks ago

walsall

Mines got a mind of its own

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By *otuseater11Man
43 weeks ago

IRVINE

If you have seen one. You have seen them all

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
43 weeks ago

Ryde

I've been told that mine is a really nice specimen. That it was compared to the beauty of a Bonsai tree watered down the compliment somewhat.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
43 weeks ago

IPSWICH

I've been told it's just right. Not sure about pretty though.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
43 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Yes I do

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
43 weeks ago

Northampton

Absolute sausage fest !

But by others feedback and our own judgment, yes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
43 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Only on a weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Let me know what you think love feedback

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By *lansmanMan
43 weeks ago

Sheffield

No .

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
43 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

My dicks that pretty it pisses glitter

Mr

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By *hrek101Man
43 weeks ago

Herts

Depends on who's judging it

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By *hunky GentMan
43 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

No. That's why I don't show it off.

It's just an average willy, nothing special

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
43 weeks ago

Somewhere else

My race horse is called Pretty Penis… after someone I became quite interested in

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By *ecky and justCouple
43 weeks ago

Godalming

I have been told that mine is quite presentable.

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By *hyandcurious2021Man
43 weeks ago

exeter

Had some nice compliments about mine

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
43 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Tbf my dicks more petty than pretty

Mr

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By *weet6Woman
43 weeks ago

East Riding

Erm.... No....

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By *picyrodMan
43 weeks ago

liverpool

[Removed by poster at 24/01/24 20:23:16]

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By *picyrodMan
43 weeks ago

liverpool

Been told its just right fits nicely

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
43 weeks ago

Home

I'll let you lot decide that

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By *unner6969Man
43 weeks ago

Bucks/London/Oxford

I’m attached to mine!

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By *unner6969Man
43 weeks ago

Bucks/London/Oxford


"Erm.... No....

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There are plenty of dicks in here, you could have any one of them

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By *ornycougaWoman
43 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

My strap on dildo is a sight to behold

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"My strap on dildo is a sight to behold"
but is it pretty?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

It looks fine, I suppose. Wouldn't say it's anything to write home about

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By *orkshireBeef26Man
43 weeks ago

Kirkella

I think I've got a nice size Penis...

Had compliments previously on size and performance...

Any Female's fancy checking Me out..

Andy

Xxx

Kik me

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By *onnyJohnMan
43 weeks ago

Doncaster

Nope, it's goppin.

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
43 weeks ago

Horley

Mine looks like Darth Vader in a pink polo neck

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By *weet6Woman
43 weeks ago

East Riding


"Erm.... No....

There are plenty of dicks in here, you could have any one of them "

Ahhh.... but finding a pretty one?!

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By *neeyedpirateMan
43 weeks ago

ask!

Mins disgusting I keep trying to clean it and it gets dirtier

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I’ve been told mines very attractive.

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By *unner6969Man
43 weeks ago

Bucks/London/Oxford


"Erm.... No....

There are plenty of dicks in here, you could have any one of them

Ahhh.... but finding a pretty one?!

"

Mine looks good wearing lipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Mins disgusting I keep trying to clean it and it gets dirtier "

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By *erry bull1Man
43 weeks ago

doncaster

Mines ok , no spots and it’s japs eye isnt weeping

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By *ornucopiaMan
43 weeks ago

Bexley

Mine's pretty big.

Compared with pretty small ones.

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

Really

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
43 weeks ago

Southampton


"It looks fine, I suppose. Wouldn't say it's anything to write home about "

I'm sure plenty of ladies would disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Only had compliments about mine

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By *londebiguyMan
43 weeks ago

Southport

I've been told so by both men and women.

So I think it must be a good looking one.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
43 weeks ago

London

I honestly don’t study the male genitalia as a straight guy. I’ve had messages telling me mine is a “good looking” penis but I have no idea if this is the case.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"I honestly don’t study the male genitalia as a straight guy. I’ve had messages telling me mine is a “good looking” penis but I have no idea if this is the case. "

Yeah, I guess it's down to personal preference

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
43 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Yes.

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By *art1968Man
43 weeks ago

stafford

I always think mines decent looking just not the biggest ??

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
43 weeks ago

Southampton


"Yes. "

I concur

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Yes.

I concur "

What constitutes pretty K?

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By *iddlesticksMan
43 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I have been told that mine has a certain charm.

Although I’d say it’s more charisma than natural good looks.

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By *he KinkysCouple
43 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Good morning, just going to have a wee look x

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By *iddlesticksMan
43 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Good morning, just going to have a wee look x"

I’m going to have a big look at you

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
43 weeks ago

Southampton


"Yes.

I concur

What constitutes pretty K?"

Hmmm good question lol... for me as long as its clean and not overly veiny...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
43 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Yes.

I concur

What constitutes pretty K?

Hmmm good question lol... for me as long as its clean and not overly veiny... "

Even as a guy I can recognise what I feel is a more attractive dick.

They come in all shapes and sizes and some are most definitely 'prettier' than others. The oft quoted 'seen one, seen them all' is total bullshit.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
43 weeks ago

Southampton


"Yes.

I concur

What constitutes pretty K?

Hmmm good question lol... for me as long as its clean and not overly veiny...

Even as a guy I can recognise what I feel is a more attractive dick.

They come in all shapes and sizes and some are most definitely 'prettier' than others. The oft quoted 'seen one, seen them all' is total bullshit. "

A bit like boobs really lol

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By *aiussMan
43 weeks ago

Brum

Think mines decent, let me know what you think

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Aye

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By *asycumsMan
43 weeks ago

Bristol

Yes, mine is nice, if i say so myself.

Happy to share photos to those that want

Graham x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
43 weeks ago

Southampton


"Aye "

Oh definitely

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By *ean counterMan
43 weeks ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Not sure those two words belong in the same sentance !!

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By *amieLDN22Man
43 weeks ago

London

All depends on preferences and what the person likes. Some like it hairy and others not. Some veiny and trimmed. Most like girthy and cut. Others love the foreskin so its all in the eye of the beholder. Every cock has a fanbase.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
43 weeks ago

London


"I honestly don’t study the male genitalia as a straight guy. I’ve had messages telling me mine is a “good looking” penis but I have no idea if this is the case.

Yeah, I guess it's down to personal preference"

Yep

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By *rispyDuckMan
43 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Not pretty but it’s definitely ‘handsome’ lol no pun intended

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By *o_boxersMan
43 weeks ago

solihull

Been told mines average

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By *xhib12Man
43 weeks ago

Blyth

Yes

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By *rchitectMan
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

I have been told lots of times mine is very nice.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
43 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"I have been told lots of times mine is very nice."

There’s ’Nice’ and then there’s ‘good-looking’

This could be two different criteria

‘Nice’ - just the right length and just the right girth and hard when needed.

‘Good-looking’ penis is those criteria plus the aesthetic colour, texture, shape of the tip, cut /uncut, bends / straightness, not forgetting the contribution from the balls - it’s a complete package

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By *andaloriansCouple
43 weeks ago

Malvern

Yes. I combed, applied make up and dressed him for the occasion!

S

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
43 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I thought She Who Must Not Be Named was back when I saw this thread title.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

No make up on mine sad to say

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
43 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

It was pretty when I first cut it off and put it in the jar, but it’s been sitting under my bed for a couple of years so now not so much

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By *oshb12469Man
43 weeks ago

Bury

Mine has won awards at The Prestigious Pretty Penis Pageant

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"My strap on dildo is a sight to behold"

My ex had a strap on that was a doppelgänger for my penis. I found out how she feels!

Does that make it a doppelwänger?

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By *ros40Man
43 weeks ago

Bedford

Mine is horrific

Looks like it smells

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By *haggydogMan
43 weeks ago

Brooklands/London

Mine looks like a young warren Beatty. Wearing a big purple hat.

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By *imbobaMan
43 weeks ago

Glasgow


"i can turn a meet down on how a penis looks ... i always ask to see a pic first if we are going to meet there are some penises i wont touch just from looks ...

mainly where the foreskin wont pull back or where there a 6 inch penis with a six foot foreskin ... plenty look raw n red i even remember a guy last tear who had warts/ and tiny blisters some have smeg some uncut cocks look so dry with dry flaky skin apart from the long foreskin most is down to looking after you little man

a pretty penis would be a tiny cute thing with a pink ribbon but there are some really good looking penises too but no good if attached to someone i dont fancy "

But sick in my mouth at some of that description. Glad dinner wasn’t sausage based.

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By *ojoMan
43 weeks ago

Darlington

I have been told that I have a great cock..

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By *uriousirish7Man
43 weeks ago

cork

Mine has got some compliments in the past

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By *ts for the best !Couple
43 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

We think so !

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By *lasgowgent35Man
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

I think so

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

I concur

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I've let him out to play.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

Is there such a thing as a pretty penis

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"It was pretty when I first cut it off and put it in the jar, but it’s been sitting under my bed for a couple of years so now not so much "

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By *ixel_TuttyCouple
43 weeks ago

Halesowen

It's all about if you can use it

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Of course I do

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Of course I do "

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Answers please

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By *NMMaleMan
43 weeks ago

Bewdley

I’ll unhide my pics for consideration!

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By *ngelLordCouple
43 weeks ago

Newport

Let u decide

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By *hubbycheckerMan
43 weeks ago

Porstmouth

Yeah mines pretty, pretty damn small that is haha

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43 weeks ago

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
43 weeks ago

Somewhere else

I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.

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lol really you've been looking

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I think so. I’ve not been told it’s not, at least.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
43 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.

lol really you've been looking "

Can’t help myself

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.

lol really you've been looking

Can’t help myself "
thats a record isn't it

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By *onameyet2Man
43 weeks ago

chorley

Been told mine’s quite nice

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
43 weeks ago

North East

I’ve never had a complaint & they always want more!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
43 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.

lol really you've been looking

Can’t help myself thats a record isn't it "

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Would love the feedback.

Is mine nice?

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By *urlycatMan
43 weeks ago

Southampton

Lots of straight guys comment on mine.. Never had a complaint from the ladies.

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By *oingMan
43 weeks ago

co. antrim

Yep. It has won many pageants.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Not bad looking

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By *heonixrising500Man
43 weeks ago

Barnsley

I get complimented on it

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By *agnar1980Man
43 weeks ago

Poole

Mine hasn’t seen anyone else in long time.

Not sure whether it is or not

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
43 weeks ago

Bradford

Mine always been well revived

And complimented upon.

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By *he ass man 666Man
43 weeks ago

paradise city

Mines lovely

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
43 weeks ago

Southampton


"Yep. It has won many pageants. "

I'm not surprised

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By *ean counterMan
43 weeks ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Mines ok when it has a bit of make up on it especially lipstick

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By *loydyMan
43 weeks ago

British

I'm quite attached to mine

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By *ookie21Man
43 weeks ago

stoke

I’m kinda attracted to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Feel free to comment

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

Just a note see how all the guys want you to look and comment theirs a theme going on here

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
43 weeks ago

Somewhere else

You should run a contest, Fred.

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

No it would be a Bratwurst fest

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
43 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"No it would be a Bratwurst fest "

That would not be fair to all the more diminutive winkies. Those are more like pigs in blankets.

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"No it would be a Bratwurst fest

That would not be fair to all the more diminutive winkies. Those are more like pigs in blankets."
I'm not a fan of bacon mind

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

Last

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

Last word

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
43 weeks ago

Somewhere else

The emperor has no clothes and his winkie is shrinky.

Diminutive in both brains simultaneously.

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By *ris Gray OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

I think man has literally two brains one in his appendage and the other laying dormant in his skull

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