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Do you have a pretty penis?

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Nows your chance guys put your erect penis here so that all can guess who it belongs to but how do you actually do that without giving away who you are thats the challenge

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

Been told my penis is very nice x

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I guess its 'usemeforfun' am i right?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No it looks like a witches nose.

The mr

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"No it looks like a witches nose.

The mr "
with loads of hair sticking out?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"No it looks like a witches nose.

The mr with loads of hair sticking out? "

And warts.

The mr

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"No it looks like a witches nose.

The mr with loads of hair sticking out?

And warts.

The mr "
really omg I'm conjuring a picture

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"No it looks like a witches nose.

The mr with loads of hair sticking out?

And warts.

The mr really omg I'm conjuring a picture "

Green puss dripping out the end. It’s got all sorts of nastiness going on down there.

The mr

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"No it looks like a witches nose.

The mr with loads of hair sticking out?

And warts.

The mr really omg I'm conjuring a picture

Green puss dripping out the end. It’s got all sorts of nastiness going on down there.

The mr "
oh jeeeez thats put me off me brekkie

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"No it looks like a witches nose.

The mr with loads of hair sticking out?

And warts.

The mr really omg I'm conjuring a picture

Green puss dripping out the end. It’s got all sorts of nastiness going on down there.

The mr oh jeeeez thats put me off me brekkie "

You’re welcome.

The mr

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By *ames250122Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Nows your chance guys put your erect penis here so that all can guess who it belongs to but how do you actually do that without giving away who you are thats the challenge "

What qualities make a pretty penis tbf?

I remember in a film once a woman says a guy has very athletically pleasing genitals as he has symmetrical testicles lol. Other than that not sure tbf if I’d even qualify lol. Plus how do you post your penis on a forum chat to begin with and even if you can how are you meant to do it without everyone instantly knowing you just posted a dick pic hahahaha.

Very confused by this lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine it's in the eye of the beholder

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Where's Carrick to bring this thread back on track?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah. Pretty small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I imagine it's in the eye of the beholder "

I like to stick it in their ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IN A WORD YES

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Yes

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By *corpio_juice420Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'll let the group be the judge of that one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a cock, and if anything’s to go by in here, they all look the same dont they

‘When you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all’ etc.

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

I like it but you lot tell me is it?

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Its not my place to judge

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Where's Carrick to bring this thread back on track?"
Its well on track

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Nows your chance guys put your erect penis here so that all can guess who it belongs to but how do you actually do that without giving away who you are thats the challenge "

This thread sounds familiar

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Did someone say pretty penis?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I like a clean, healthy penis. Beyond that I don’t think I have an opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it's just as ugly as the rest of me

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Mines beautiful

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By *tsallreal11Man
over a year ago

nearby

Apparently I have

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Thats what i hear its got a chiseled jaw an everything

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

i can turn a meet down on how a penis looks ... i always ask to see a pic first if we are going to meet there are some penises i wont touch just from looks ...

mainly where the foreskin wont pull back or where there a 6 inch penis with a six foot foreskin ... plenty look raw n red i even remember a guy last tear who had warts/ and tiny blisters some have smeg some uncut cocks look so dry with dry flaky skin apart from the long foreskin most is down to looking after you little man

a pretty penis would be a tiny cute thing with a pink ribbon but there are some really good looking penises too but no good if attached to someone i dont fancy

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By *nnandElleCouple
over a year ago

Brackley

Mine is quite pretty - just wish it were about 20% bigger all round!

Ah well, not much I can do about that.

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Brigg

Judge for yourself

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Mines beautiful "

I want to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. It’s a fucking penis. They are not pretty.

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

I think Mr has a pretty one.

Veiny ones scare me a tad, think I might accidentally burst a blood vessel and would look like a scene out of psycho.

Honestly, most penises are pretty in there own little way as long as they are given tlc ....with lots of stroking, batheing and tickled under its cute little chin

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

dont private me guys ...and they wonder why so many women / couples no longer post because guys pester ... im not going to judge you penis ill just block ... keep it to the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely attached to mine

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By *ensualdesiresCouple
over a year ago

Benfleet

Sue loves it

Made main profile picture for some appreciation

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

I’ve had some very positive views expressed about my cock in the past.

One FWB described it as ‘handsome’, another as ‘a marine’.

Nowadays it’s best described as aged, a little bent, but still enthusiastic.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

There's nothing pretty about a penis. Boobies, however

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By *avid 50Man
over a year ago

kendal

My girlfriend just enjoys watching it Change from placid to erect, she sits on the bed with one hand, holding my balls, and the other on my hip and is mesmerised By how something so small can rise into something so pleasing and all for her.

I’m sure there’s many girls enjoy watching

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"My girlfriend just enjoys watching it Change from placid to erect, she sits on the bed with one hand, holding my balls, and the other on my hip and is mesmerised By how something so small can rise into something so pleasing and all for her.

I’m sure there’s many girls enjoy watching"

I love watching them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *damxxMan
over a year ago

London

Been told a few times mine is pretty but let you be the judge of that

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

The mirror on the wall told me that mine is the most pretty penis of them all and we all know that the mirror doesn't lie

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’ve been told a few times I have a lovely cock, which is nice

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

So many ugly ones in profile pics, I’m confident mine could get modelling work.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I’ve been told it’s pretty / nice

Judge fir yourself

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"Mines beautiful

I want to see it "
what in real life? cause that can be arranged

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By *ncrediblepjw34Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"My girlfriend just enjoys watching it Change from placid to erect, she sits on the bed with one hand, holding my balls, and the other on my hip and is mesmerised By how something so small can rise into something so pleasing and all for her.

I’m sure there’s many girls enjoy watching

I love watching them!"

Hiya im doing some diy this afternoon so I can get a great picture of my

Penis. What I will say is sometimes it is that it is ere t enough for sex but one inside can become even more erect. Great isn’t it? Photos to follow xx

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

I've been told mine is pretty, but I'm well aware that all the women who have seen it have been into me and formed some kind of connection with me. A random woman on here might think it's average as fuck

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Mines beautiful

I want to see it what in real life? cause that can be arranged "

Maybe… I’d make you jump through so many hoops though for that to happen… is it worth it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I have a porn quality penis

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By *oxy RedWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think this requires a line up inspection

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Pretty and nice tasting apparently so yes

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"Mines beautiful

I want to see it what in real life? cause that can be arranged

Maybe… I’d make you jump through so many hoops though for that to happen… is it worth it? "
I have no doubt it would be

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By *eeling0880Man
over a year ago

Pennines

Been told I have a nice one

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Nows your chance guys put your erect penis here so that all can guess who it belongs to but how do you actually do that without giving away who you are thats the challenge

This thread sounds familiar "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I'm told

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Mine is aerodynamic

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By *lan4FFUUNNMan
over a year ago

Genoa Italy and Liverpool

I hope you like mine x

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By *ertrumMan
over a year ago

walsall

Mines got a mind of its own

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By *otuseater11Man
over a year ago

kilwinning

If you have seen one. You have seen them all

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

I've been told that mine is a really nice specimen. That it was compared to the beauty of a Bonsai tree watered down the compliment somewhat.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I've been told it's just right. Not sure about pretty though.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Yes I do

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Absolute sausage fest !

But by others feedback and our own judgment, yes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Only on a weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me know what you think love feedback

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

No .

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

My dicks that pretty it pisses glitter

Mr

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Depends on who's judging it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

No. That's why I don't show it off.

It's just an average willy, nothing special

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

My race horse is called Pretty Penis… after someone I became quite interested in

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

I have been told that mine is quite presentable.

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By *hyandcurious2021Man
over a year ago

exeter

Had some nice compliments about mine

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

Tbf my dicks more petty than pretty

Mr

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By *weet6Woman
over a year ago

East Riding

Erm.... No....

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Been told its just right fits nicely

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I'll let you lot decide that

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By *unner6969Man
over a year ago

Bicester

I’m attached to mine!

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By *unner6969Man
over a year ago

Bicester


"Erm.... No....

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There are plenty of dicks in here, you could have any one of them

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

My strap on dildo is a sight to behold

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"My strap on dildo is a sight to behold"
but is it pretty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks fine, I suppose. Wouldn't say it's anything to write home about

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By *orkshireBeef26Man
over a year ago

Kirkella

I think I've got a nice size Penis...

Had compliments previously on size and performance...

Any Female's fancy checking Me out..

Andy

Xxx

Kik me

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Nope, it's goppin.

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

Mine looks like Darth Vader in a pink polo neck

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By *weet6Woman
over a year ago

East Riding


"Erm.... No....

There are plenty of dicks in here, you could have any one of them "

Ahhh.... but finding a pretty one?!

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By *neeyedpirateMan
over a year ago

ask!

Mins disgusting I keep trying to clean it and it gets dirtier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been told mines very attractive.

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By *unner6969Man
over a year ago

Bicester


"Erm.... No....

There are plenty of dicks in here, you could have any one of them

Ahhh.... but finding a pretty one?!

"

Mine looks good wearing lipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mins disgusting I keep trying to clean it and it gets dirtier "

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Mines ok , no spots and it’s japs eye isnt weeping

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Mine's pretty big.

Compared with pretty small ones.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Really

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"It looks fine, I suppose. Wouldn't say it's anything to write home about "

I'm sure plenty of ladies would disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only had compliments about mine

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

I've been told so by both men and women.

So I think it must be a good looking one.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

I honestly don’t study the male genitalia as a straight guy. I’ve had messages telling me mine is a “good looking” penis but I have no idea if this is the case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly don’t study the male genitalia as a straight guy. I’ve had messages telling me mine is a “good looking” penis but I have no idea if this is the case. "

Yeah, I guess it's down to personal preference

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Yes.

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By *art1968Man
over a year ago

stafford

I always think mines decent looking just not the biggest ??

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Yes. "

I concur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes.

I concur "

What constitutes pretty K?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I have been told that mine has a certain charm.

Although I’d say it’s more charisma than natural good looks.

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By *he KinkysCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Good morning, just going to have a wee look x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Good morning, just going to have a wee look x"

I’m going to have a big look at you

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Yes.

I concur

What constitutes pretty K?"

Hmmm good question lol... for me as long as its clean and not overly veiny...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Yes.

I concur

What constitutes pretty K?

Hmmm good question lol... for me as long as its clean and not overly veiny... "

Even as a guy I can recognise what I feel is a more attractive dick.

They come in all shapes and sizes and some are most definitely 'prettier' than others. The oft quoted 'seen one, seen them all' is total bullshit.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Yes.

I concur

What constitutes pretty K?

Hmmm good question lol... for me as long as its clean and not overly veiny...

Even as a guy I can recognise what I feel is a more attractive dick.

They come in all shapes and sizes and some are most definitely 'prettier' than others. The oft quoted 'seen one, seen them all' is total bullshit. "

A bit like boobs really lol

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By *aiussMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Think mines decent, let me know what you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye

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By *asycumsMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Yes, mine is nice, if i say so myself.

Happy to share photos to those that want

Graham x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Aye "

Oh definitely

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Not sure those two words belong in the same sentance !!

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By *amieLDN22Man
over a year ago

London

All depends on preferences and what the person likes. Some like it hairy and others not. Some veiny and trimmed. Most like girthy and cut. Others love the foreskin so its all in the eye of the beholder. Every cock has a fanbase.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"I honestly don’t study the male genitalia as a straight guy. I’ve had messages telling me mine is a “good looking” penis but I have no idea if this is the case.

Yeah, I guess it's down to personal preference"

Yep

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Not pretty but it’s definitely ‘handsome’ lol no pun intended

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By *o_boxersMan
over a year ago

solihull

Been told mines average

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Yes

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I have been told lots of times mine is very nice.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"I have been told lots of times mine is very nice."

There’s ’Nice’ and then there’s ‘good-looking’

This could be two different criteria

‘Nice’ - just the right length and just the right girth and hard when needed.

‘Good-looking’ penis is those criteria plus the aesthetic colour, texture, shape of the tip, cut /uncut, bends / straightness, not forgetting the contribution from the balls - it’s a complete package

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

Yes. I combed, applied make up and dressed him for the occasion!

S

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I thought She Who Must Not Be Named was back when I saw this thread title.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No make up on mine sad to say

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

It was pretty when I first cut it off and put it in the jar, but it’s been sitting under my bed for a couple of years so now not so much

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By *oshb12469Man
over a year ago

Bury st edmunds

Mine has won awards at The Prestigious Pretty Penis Pageant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My strap on dildo is a sight to behold"

My ex had a strap on that was a doppelgänger for my penis. I found out how she feels!

Does that make it a doppelwänger?

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By *ros40Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Mine is horrific

Looks like it smells

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/London

Mine looks like a young warren Beatty. Wearing a big purple hat.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"i can turn a meet down on how a penis looks ... i always ask to see a pic first if we are going to meet there are some penises i wont touch just from looks ...

mainly where the foreskin wont pull back or where there a 6 inch penis with a six foot foreskin ... plenty look raw n red i even remember a guy last tear who had warts/ and tiny blisters some have smeg some uncut cocks look so dry with dry flaky skin apart from the long foreskin most is down to looking after you little man

a pretty penis would be a tiny cute thing with a pink ribbon but there are some really good looking penises too but no good if attached to someone i dont fancy "

But sick in my mouth at some of that description. Glad dinner wasn’t sausage based.

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By *ojoMan
over a year ago

Darlington

I have been told that I have a great cock..

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By *uriousirish7Man
over a year ago

cork

Mine has got some compliments in the past

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By *ts for the best !Couple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

We think so !

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By *lasgowgent35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think so

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I concur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've let him out to play.

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is there such a thing as a pretty penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was pretty when I first cut it off and put it in the jar, but it’s been sitting under my bed for a couple of years so now not so much "

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By *eaches and Cream 88Couple
over a year ago

Halesowen

It's all about if you can use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I do

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Of course I do "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answers please

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By *NMMaleMan
over a year ago

Bewdley

I’ll unhide my pics for consideration!

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By *ngelLordCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Let u decide

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

Yeah mines pretty, pretty damn small that is haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.

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lol really you've been looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think so. I’ve not been told it’s not, at least.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.

lol really you've been looking "

Can’t help myself

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.

lol really you've been looking

Can’t help myself "
thats a record isn't it

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

Been told mine’s quite nice

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
over a year ago

North East

I’ve never had a complaint & they always want more!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.

lol really you've been looking

Can’t help myself thats a record isn't it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love the feedback.

Is mine nice?

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By *urlycatMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Lots of straight guys comment on mine.. Never had a complaint from the ladies.

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

Yep. It has won many pageants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not bad looking

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

I get complimented on it

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

Mine hasn’t seen anyone else in long time.

Not sure whether it is or not

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Mine always been well revived

And complimented upon.

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Mines lovely

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Yep. It has won many pageants. "

I'm not surprised

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Mines ok when it has a bit of make up on it especially lipstick

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By *loydyMan
over a year ago

British

I'm quite attached to mine

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By *ookie21Man
over a year ago

stoke

I’m kinda attracted to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to comment

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Just a note see how all the guys want you to look and comment theirs a theme going on here

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

You should run a contest, Fred.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

No it would be a Bratwurst fest

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"No it would be a Bratwurst fest "

That would not be fair to all the more diminutive winkies. Those are more like pigs in blankets.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"No it would be a Bratwurst fest

That would not be fair to all the more diminutive winkies. Those are more like pigs in blankets."
I'm not a fan of bacon mind

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Last

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Last word

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

The emperor has no clothes and his winkie is shrinky.

Diminutive in both brains simultaneously.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I think man has literally two brains one in his appendage and the other laying dormant in his skull

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