FabSwingers.com forum: Wisdom filled quotes and wise living

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The one quote I've found super useful to apply in my life when needed, is that 'energy can neither be created nor destroyed, only transformed.'

So what's the one quote you have found most useful knowing so far in you're own life?

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By *uperFlappyVagOhNickLicksMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Why is the cork on the fork?"

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Trust no-one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look in the mirror the only person you have to say you did your best is to the reflection

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trust no-one x"

I saw a quote a while ago that said something along the lines of 'you can love anyone, but trust has to be built.' So true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you think the cost of winning is high, just wait until you get the bill for regret

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"The one quote I've found super useful to apply in my life when needed, is that 'energy can neither be created nor destroyed, only transformed.'

So what's the one quote you have found most useful knowing so far in you're own life?"

Einstein disagrees

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

'sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof' Matthew 6:34

Basically don't worry about it until it happens or my other favourite

'just darn well get on with it'

My mum

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

“All will be well, and all manner of things will be well.”

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Hold on to your kite.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

You’re not stupid if you don’t know but you are stupid if don’t ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is a virtue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof' Matthew 6:34

Basically don't worry about it until it happens or my other favourite

'just darn well get on with it'

My mum"

Two good ones.

you're mum sounds a very pragmatic no hassle kinda lady, I love it. No messing around.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Don't b worring about things as worrying never changed things! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The one quote I've found super useful to apply in my life when needed, is that 'energy can neither be created nor destroyed, only transformed.'

So what's the one quote you have found most useful knowing so far in you're own life?

Einstein disagrees"

I don't think he disagrees, he stated that quote himself. But I'm open to the rightful correction if I am wrong here.

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By *jg83Man
over a year ago

BURNLEY

You shouldn’t give circumstances the power to rouse anger, for they don’t care at all.

Choose not to be harmed, and you won’t feel harmed. Don’t feel harmed, and you haven’t been

Both by Marcus Aurelius

I've read up on stoicism quite a lot and try to apply it to everyday life Aurelius is my favourite of the stoic philosophers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the shit fits, wear it.

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By *lubchuckerMan
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Never eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is what it is

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Out you popped and everyone’s shouting: “It’s a boy, it’s a boy!” And somebody said: “But it hasn’t got a winkle!” And I said: “God be praised, it’s a miracle. A boy without a winkle!” And then Sir Thomas More pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us - Gandalf the Grey

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By *hloe_TTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

All the Einstein ones for me.

Everyone is a genius byt if you judge a fish by his ability to climb a tree he will go through his whole life thinking hes a moron.

Lifes like a bicycle, the only way to stay balanced is to keep moving forward x

Want both as tats x

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I've made my own up...

"It's always the haves that, lecture the have-nots"

You can read that one from a glass full or glass empty POV

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Honeysuckle lane

The only person you can rely on is yourself

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Don't hate your enemies,it clouds your judgement". Michael Corleone.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Life’s to short to be miserable

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you always got

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Don’t waste regret on things you can’t change

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Trust no-one x"

Specially at work...they will never be your friends.

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By *es_ivebeen_hereb4Man
over a year ago

I'm always around here

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

The bad news is time flies, the good news... You're the pilot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ever sacrifice your authenticity for other people's approval.

When they tell you that your pieces don't fit with theirs, don't go breaking off parts of yourself to prove them wrong

Unconditional love does not mean unconditional tolerance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is what it is "

This is my most used quote.

It's also great when trying to leave a conversation that's involved somebody moaning the whole time.

Another favorite is "aahh what can you do" (shrugs shoulders)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is a shit sandwich. The more bread you got the less shit you gotta eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is what it is

This is my most used quote.

It's also great when trying to leave a conversation that's involved somebody moaning the whole time.

Another favorite is "aahh what can you do" (shrugs shoulders)"

It works well in many situations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bird in hand is worth two in the bush"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the eye don't see the heart don't grieve"

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the small things that build monuments of importance.

Respect people who find time for you in their busy schedule, but love people who never look at their schedule when you need them.

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By *oodlepotMan
over a year ago

cheltenham

It's easier to believe in nothing, than it is to believe in something

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Only having online friends is like being rich in Monopoly."

Only heard this one a few days ago

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

There are only two types of people in the World: Wankers and Liars

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Honeysuckle lane

What you don’t have you don’t miss

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Out you popped and everyone’s shouting: “It’s a boy, it’s a boy!” And somebody said: “But it hasn’t got a winkle!” And I said: “God be praised, it’s a miracle. A boy without a winkle!” And then Sir Thomas More pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl"

This should of course be attributed to Nursie

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Living well is the best revenge" George Herbert

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Fail to prepare prepare to fail

Thanks grandad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's misery in the world. You just have to look for it

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By *lfa RomeoMan
over a year ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

"It ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!”

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"There's misery in the world. You just have to look for it

I just look in the mirror

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Don't piss down my back

And tell me its raining

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

All's well that ends well.

So, if all is not well, then it's not over yet.

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By *ceKweenWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

In this life there are arse's you lick, there are arse's you kick, and there are arse's you fuck. The secret to success though is knowing which arse's to do what to and when.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Do or do not, there is no try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never forget what you are the world will not!

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

"If it ain't broke don't fix it.

The bad news is time flies, the good news... You're the pilot."

Ref your first quote

Please don’t get a job in the aircraft industry

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Marriage: the first step to divorce.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

The best one to live your life by I find is don’t be a cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The best one to live your life by I find is don’t be a cunt

But that word is used and seen in this day and age as an endearing thing either to be told by another or be. But yes, I agree with you.

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

One foot in front of the other, and don't forget to breathe.

And still, I rise.

It's none of your business what other people think of you.

People will forget what you said, and forget what you did, but they'll never forget how you made them feel.

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

"The one quote I've found super useful to apply in my life when needed, is that 'energy can neither be created nor destroyed, only transformed.'

So what's the one quote you have found most useful knowing so far in you're own life?"

'Good things come to those who wait'... certainly the case on Fab these days

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

'I think, therefore I am... I think'.... ever thought about that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at first you don't succeed give up!!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

Just because your paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and still move forward..

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By *uperchargedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *uperchargedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Fail we may, sail we must

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

When the winds of change blow, some people build walls, others build windmills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel"

A Maya Angulou quote and one of my favourites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Success is the best form of revenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happiness is a choice... You can choose to be happy or choose to be unhappy

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

'No freedom 'til we're equal

Damn right I support it'

Macklemore

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

"The one quote I've found super useful to apply in my life when needed, is that 'energy can neither be created nor destroyed, only transformed.'

So what's the one quote you have found most useful knowing so far in you're own life?

Einstein disagrees"

Yeah and what does he know eh?

Can’t even get his hair cut right

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Create your own destiny

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Life Is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What it is, what it shall be, what it was" - Adrian Cronauer.

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By *urovalMan
over a year ago

Grimsby

Taken from a song

"If you want words to live your life by, walk the graves and see what's written on the headstones"

Always felt rather poignant yet grounding.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Choose not to be harmed, and you won’t feel harmed. Don’t feel harmed, and you haven’t been. "

Does this work if the other person is beating you around the head with something heavy?

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“The first draft of anything is shit” Ernest Hemingway

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Never mow another guys lawn

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
8 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane

Laugh with many trust a few

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
8 weeks ago

North West/Sometimes South West

Don’t let the bastards grind you down

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
8 weeks ago

Reading

Don't borrow trouble

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By *vonne5exMan
8 weeks ago

Doncaster

My first promotion in the army, a wise Sargent major said to me "Don't be a customer because you can" I've taken this advice through my life.

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By *bitofaslutWoman
8 weeks ago

Cannock

"fuck it"

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By *ergus1622Man
8 weeks ago

Dundee

Sharing is caring!

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By *ypersoonMan
8 weeks ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

Most recently advised by a kindly mature lady "live a little", advice I acted on 24 hours later

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By *allnHandsome12Man
8 weeks ago

Teesside

‘Always accept chewing gum when offered’

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By *allipygousMan
8 weeks ago

Leicester

Strength to change the things I can, serenity to accept the things I can't, wisdom to know the difference.

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By *osseffMan
8 weeks ago

All over devon, I love a road trip!

"This too, shall pass"

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By *upersonic SamMan
8 weeks ago

wigan

"Man who cum in ass, no pay child support"

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By *layfullsamMan
8 weeks ago

Solihull

Every minute someone leaves this world behind.

We're all in "the queue" without knowing it.

We will never know how many people are ahead of us.

We can't move to the bottom of the row.

We can't get out of line.

We can't avoid the queue.

So while we wait in line.

Make the moments count!

Make priorities.

Make the time.

Let your qualities be known.

Make people feel important.

Make your voice heard.

Make big things out of small things.

Make someone smile.

Make the change.

Make love.

Make Peace.

Get it together.

Make sure you tell your people you love them.

Make sure you have no regrets.

Make sure you're ready.

Very true.

Live life and let live, enjoy, be grateful don't waste time arguing, fighting in doing bad things life is short, live it, be humble, love yourself and be happy with what you have.

Have a happy life.

With love

Sam

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By *andyrod1Man
8 weeks ago

St Margaret's at Cliffe

If you cannot say anything nice then better to say nothing at all.

If you insist on being a cunt, be a good cunt, not a shit cunt

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By *layfullsamMan
8 weeks ago

Solihull

Not my circus, not my monkeys

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By *arnayguyMan
8 weeks ago

Durham Tees

'Mr Grimsdale!'

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By *exyScientistsCouple
8 weeks ago

Castlebar

If you don't learn from your mistakes, they become regrets

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By *eavenNhellCouple
8 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

don't add to the population

don't decrease the population

don't phone me at 3 am I'm not a taxi

my dad when I first started going out clubbing

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

or fertilizing that egg, we've all done it.

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

Child-free and childless are two completely different mindsets. Never forget that.

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By *orseman82Man
7 weeks ago

Marlborough

Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you are right.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
7 weeks ago

North West

If you take pyjamas to a swingers club to get changed into at the end, you feel cosy and smug for the whole drive home!

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By *lix CoxMan
7 weeks ago

Porth

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
7 weeks ago

North West

"If you take pyjamas to a swingers club to get changed into at the end, you feel cosy and smug for the whole drive home! "

Not the most useful quote from my whole life, but right now I'm so cosy! 😂😂😍

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By *he milk tray manMan
7 weeks ago

around

don’t go to bed with an itchy bum or you’ll wake up with a smelly finger

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By *lynJMan
7 weeks ago

Morden

"If you take pyjamas to a swingers club to get changed into at the end, you feel cosy and smug for the whole drive home!

Not the most useful quote from my whole life, but right now I'm so cosy! 😂😂😍"

You're sounding a bit smug too. 😀😀

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By *lix CoxMan
7 weeks ago

Porth

Sausage rolls are cheaper in lidls

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
7 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Old Chinese proverb

Man who goes to bed with sex problem on mind, wakes up with solution on hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

I am me. I am no better or worse than I was always meant to be.

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By *naughtydaddyMan
7 weeks ago

Swadlincote

Never put your fingers where you wouldn’t put your dick

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By *ete hMan
7 weeks ago

Penzance

I have a philosophy degree, so will inevitably take this thread too far down a road 90% of people don't wanna go down 😂

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By *andyrod1Man
2 weeks ago

St Margaret's at Cliffe

Measure twice, cut once.

Politicians are like daipers, they should be changed often and for the same reason - Mark Twain

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

If you have nothing worth saying then it's best to say nothing.

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By *ynamite500Man
2 weeks ago

Angus

When at height, just remember... It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the bottom!🤔

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

“Every minute someone leaves this world behind.

We are all in the “the line” without knowing it.

We never know how many people are before us.

We can not move to the back of the line.

We can not step out of the line.

We can not avoid the line.

So while we wait in the line…

Make moments count.

Make priorities.

Make the time.

Make your gifts known.

Make a nobody feel like a somebody.

Make your voice heard.

Make the small things big.

Make someone smile.

Make the change.

Make love.

Make up.

Make peace.

Make sure to tell your people they are loved.

Make sure to have no regrets.

Make sure you are ready.”

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Don’t eat yellow snow

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By *rinity_crossTV/TS
2 weeks ago

uttlesford, Essex

If I cant drink Stella I wont get out of bed

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By *edSirenWoman
2 weeks ago

magic mountain

A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking, because her trust is never on the branch, but on their own wings.

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking, because her trust is never on the branch, but on their own wings."

I fell out of a tree and broke my wrist when the branch snapped

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

Russian proverb: Trust, but Verify

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd like to know why it is that the people who share memes with these on on Facebook are always those who have the messiest lives

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By *edSirenWoman
2 weeks ago

magic mountain

"A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking, because her trust is never on the branch, but on their own wings.

I fell out of a tree and broke my wrist when the branch snapped "

Have a word with your wings

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking, because her trust is never on the branch, but on their own wings.

I fell out of a tree and broke my wrist when the branch snapped

Have a word with your wings"

I did but it hurt

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Not sure it's wisdom but it's something I always said to my son

It's not about the mistakes you make in life it's what you learn from

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By *asmin.JTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Heanor

Piss doesn't flow uphills

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By *asmin.JTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Heanor

""Why is the cork on the fork?""

So you don't stab yourself

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By *asmin.JTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Heanor

"A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking, because her trust is never on the branch, but on their own wings."

Because you can't fly wankeur

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By *asmin.JTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Heanor

"Trust no-one x

I saw a quote a while ago that said something along the lines of 'you can love anyone, but trust has to be built.' So true."

You can lead a horse 🐴 to water. But a pencil must be lead

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By *rHotNottsMan
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Live , love , Laugh. It kind of sums up the futility of attempting to live by soundbites

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By *edSirenWoman
2 weeks ago

magic mountain

"A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking, because her trust is never on the branch, but on their own wings.

I fell out of a tree and broke my wrist when the branch snapped

Have a word with your wings

I did but it hurt"

Never broken my arm before. Broke a few toes during a rehearsal when I used to dance. Snapped them back into place, taped them up, took some paracetamol and proceeded to give 2 performances that night and each night for a week. Also tore my hamstring on exercise back in the day. Made a point of dragging my leg on the 4 mile tab back because some twat sgt dared to blame my pain on my gender. The point is on both occasions the task was completed, purely out of stubbornness and refusal to let a broken branch hold me back 🙃

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By *ortySwitchMan
2 weeks ago

london

Experience is knowledge, all else is just information.

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By *YDB75Man
2 weeks ago

east yorkie

Dont put ya finger where ya wouldnt put ya dick

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Go where you’re celebrated, not where you’re tolerated.

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By *ackformore100Man
2 weeks ago

Tin town

"Dont put ya finger where ya wouldnt put ya dick "

Don't point your finger at the guitar man

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By *ennineTopMan
2 weeks ago

York

Love hurts but not as much as getting your foreskin caught in your zipper.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
2 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Measure twice, cut once. "

My old metalwork teacher used to say ‘measure twice, cut once, and then beat it with a hammer until it fits.

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By *ynamite500Man
2 weeks ago

Angus

" Not everyone you hate,is your enemy"," Not everyone you love is your friend"!! 😑

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By *oubleswing2019Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester

Enjoy all things of sense and rapture. Fear not that any God shall deny thee of this."

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By *ouse-pkMan
2 weeks ago

Nantwich

Upstairs for thinking, downstairs for dancing.

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By *orny PTMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

Joking is a serious business.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
2 weeks ago

Round the Bend

What if the Hokey Cokey really is what it's all about ?

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By *ilffadMan
2 weeks ago

swansea

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting tomato in a fruit salad

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By *ripfillMan
2 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

“If you’re not having a good time … then you’re not tying hard enough … “

(Swahili elder - N Kenya 1991 )

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By *ripfillMan
2 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

“Trying” it seems very trying

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By *haiababeWoman
2 weeks ago

North devon

my 2 main ones I use and try share with my kids.

Everything in life costs time or money, figure out when its best to spend which.

Its better to ask a stupid question then make a stupid mistake.

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By *fffunCouple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Stop worrying about the things out of your control and focus on the the things that are x

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