FabSwingers.com forum: Sayings

By *rT30 OP Man
over a year ago

Munster

Hi all xx

While watching the one show the other day I saw a bit in people from the country in England.

I not sure of the area but it was a real country spot. The guy had some lovely local sayings and a real strong accent!

My favourite saying from home is

Come here till I tell you a question !

Has anyone got a local saying that they giggle at every time they hear?

P x

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Here's one from Devon.....That Pasty would make a fine housebrick, me' luvver.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

She's got a fanny like the Mersey Tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really know any local sayings but one of my personal faces is "I'm as tired as a shark"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

or it might have been mouth ......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

He had eyes like piss holes in snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i knew someone years ago who had a rather large skull..my mate said..'fuck me he's got an 'ead like a fifty Bob cabbage.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i knew someone years ago who had a rather large skull..my mate said..'fuck me he's got an 'ead like a fifty Bob cabbage.'"

Love it, do you mind if I claim it?x

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By *rT30 OP Man
over a year ago

Munster

"Here's one from Devon.....That Pasty would make a fine housebrick, me' luvver."

I think that's the area I was on about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get orf my land u fucking townie!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i knew someone years ago who had a rather large skull..my mate said..'fuck me he's got an 'ead like a fifty Bob cabbage.'

Love it, do you mind if I claim it?x"

the best part was he was called Fred. eternally known as Fred the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i knew someone years ago who had a rather large skull..my mate said..'fuck me he's got an 'ead like a fifty Bob cabbage.'

Love it, do you mind if I claim it?x

the best part was he was called Fred. eternally known as Fred the head"

Oh no! You've ruined it now, that's my boys name!!!

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Now in a minute

(susie)

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By *rT30 OP Man
over a year ago

Munster

A neck on him like a jockeys bollox !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My aunt shocked me one day by saying a guy I was seeing at the time "had a face like a bucket of slapped twat" I have no idea what that meant but I fell about laughing. The cheeky bitch lol

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

It will be a pigs foot in the morning.

E ecky thump

Is it eck as lark

From my childhood x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My aunt shocked me one day by saying a guy I was seeing at the time "had a face like a bucket of slapped twat" I have no idea what that meant but I fell about laughing. The cheeky bitch lol

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having a little giggle to that 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its like throwing a sausage up briggate

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By *leurCouple
over a year ago

West Hull

He had a face like a box of frogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ears like a shit house rat?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He/she has ears like the F A Cup (that was my brother!!!)

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent

Woo nice boots them shoes

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent

Down my local last week, and the bar maid shouted,

"who,s coat is this jacket"

I was the only one that laughed haha

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

There's only a fortnight between a good hair cut and a bad one

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By *rT30 OP Man
over a year ago

Munster

"Ears like a shit house rat?! "

As cute as a shit house rat!

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