FabSwingers.com forum: How might a British person describe the temperature today

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Afternoon everyone

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Fucking cold

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Bastard freezin'

Brass monkeys (welders chasing them optional)

Colder than a witches tit.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Fecking double taters...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasty I'm out in my shorts today

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Baltic.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The temperature where?

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Cold enough for my big coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking baltic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to dig out the big coat!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Chilly x

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Cauld.

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Bleedin 'ell it’s nitherin’ out theer

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By *stwo2023Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Parky

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I say old boy, it's frightfully fresh

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

It’s a bit nippy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting a fucking nipon out ere"

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Beautiful in the sunshine but there’s a sneaky ole wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s so damn cold outside I nearly keyed someone’s car with my nipples

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

It’s a bit chilly.

Big coat weather?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody freezing

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

It’s a bit parky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brisk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Icey please be careful.

Bitter

Icey knickers stiff on my line

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It's fackin freezin in it

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

A tad fresh out of the sun, glorious in it..

Tis winter..

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

*moan wish it was warm *moan *gripe *winge

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

“Fucking Baltic mate”

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

A bit nippy.

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

A big coat day.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Effing C...

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By *oss25Man
over a year ago

Flitwick and Fakenham

A bit fresh

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

A wee bit nipply

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By *chupforitMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

A tad chilly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis Nipple

It's crisp out there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tis Nipple

It's crisp out there...."

Tis Nippy* (not nipple) ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

absolutely chankin, Brass Monkeys

More on the way -14 and winds of 70mph over the next few days thanks storm Isha

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

A bit parky

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"A bit parky"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colder than a witches nipple.

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

Fresh

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"A bit parky

This

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Biting.

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By *hawn ScottMan
over a year ago

london Brixton

Baltic - Belfast

Fukin brass monkeys innit - South London

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Tattering. Yorkshire phrase - as cold as a potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tad nippy

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I think fucking freezing covers it but I've not been out to check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This weather can get to fuck! I’m not going out in that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bro, It’s actually blitz outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a bit nippy."

Definitely a bit nippy! I could cut glass with these things

(.)(.)

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Brass monkeys

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

A tad brisk

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By *ikaCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Runcorn

So cold my nipples might start talking to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey (in full)

Alternatively, it's cold enough to catch your death

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Mild.

Not got big coat out or put a jumper on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freezing me tits off !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women of Fab

Can you get a thermal G string

Just wondering

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Effing C..."

I should have explained that effing C is, of course, short for 'freezing cold'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
over a year ago

Wales

Fucking freezing

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Nithered

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

Just seen a polar bear walking past my window

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By *cflirtyMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Just seen a polar bear walking past my window "

I've just seen two... but they have obviously fallen over .. both wearing plasters

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Tad chilly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Germ killing weather....

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By *iMale4CouplexxMan
over a year ago

halifax

Freeze the bollocks off a brass monkey.

Stay warm and classy everyone. X

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

It's effing freezing roll on summer

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Fuggin taters'

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

A bit sharp eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freeze the bollocks off a brass monkey.

Stay warm and classy everyone. X "

Are you aware of the origins of the saying and why it's 'cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey'?

It dates back to medievil times when naval vessels carried cannons. The cannon balls were kept on a rack, called a brass monkey. Due to expansion and contraction related to temperature, when it got very cold, the cannon balls would shrink just enough that they would fall from the rack, hence the term

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun has got his hat on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changeable.

The only guarantee with our weather

Missy x

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By *ffervescentMan
over a year ago

winfrith

sweltering.

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

Fucken wimdy.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

Boiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit grey over bills mothers

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

T-shirt weather

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

It's a bit parky here. Not perishing, but you'll need a decent jacket.

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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago

Newport

30*c Sunny here in Bulgaria. Been 35*c last week.

Not looking forward to coming back home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too hot, got betty swollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s sweltering outside

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Cloudy with a chance of clouds

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Too hot I just can't cope

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By *ffervescentMan
over a year ago

winfrith

likely to change.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Shall I wear me cardi, or take a brolly?

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By *ffervescentMan
over a year ago

winfrith

spiffing.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It's too hot

It's too cold

It's too wet

It's too dry

There's a queue there, let's join it. Non of that foreign food though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jolly warm old bean.

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