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How might a British person describe the temperature today

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Stockport

Afternoon everyone

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
45 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Fucking cold

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
45 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Bastard freezin'

Brass monkeys (welders chasing them optional)

Colder than a witches tit.

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By *essiCouple
45 weeks ago

suffolk

Fecking double taters...

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By *addad99Man
45 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

Toasty I'm out in my shorts today

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By *estarossa.Woman
45 weeks ago

Flagrante

Baltic.

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By *ee VianteWoman
45 weeks ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The temperature where?

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
45 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Cold enough for my big coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Fucking baltic.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Time to dig out the big coat!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
45 weeks ago

ashford

Chilly x

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By *agnar73Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Cauld.

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
45 weeks ago

Sheffield

Bleedin 'ell it’s nitherin’ out theer

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By *stwo2023Couple
45 weeks ago

Worcester

Parky

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By *aomilatteCouple
45 weeks ago

Midlands

I say old boy, it's frightfully fresh

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By *ellhungvweMan
45 weeks ago

Cheltenham

It’s a bit nippy.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"Getting a fucking nipon out ere"

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
45 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Beautiful in the sunshine but there’s a sneaky ole wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

It’s so damn cold outside I nearly keyed someone’s car with my nipples x

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
45 weeks ago

Markfield

It’s a bit chilly.

Big coat weather?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Bloody freezing

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By *a LunaWoman
45 weeks ago

South Wales

It’s a bit parky!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Brisk

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Icey please be careful.

Bitter

Icey knickers stiff on my line

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By *aomilatteCouple
45 weeks ago

Midlands

It's fackin freezin in it

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
45 weeks ago

in Lancashire

A tad fresh out of the sun, glorious in it..

Tis winter..

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By *2000ManMan
45 weeks ago

Worthing

*moan wish it was warm *moan *gripe *winge

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By *eneralKenobiMan
45 weeks ago

North Angus

“Fucking Baltic mate”

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Manchester

A bit nippy.

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By *hriscooperMan
45 weeks ago

Warrington

A big coat day.

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By *ornucopiaMan
45 weeks ago

Bexley

Effing C...

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By *oss25Man
45 weeks ago

Flitwick and Fakenham

A bit fresh

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By *iz78Woman
45 weeks ago

wirral

A wee bit nipply

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By *chupforitMan
45 weeks ago

Peterborough

A tad chilly.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Tis Nipple

Or

It's crisp out there....

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Tis Nipple

Or

It's crisp out there...."

Tis Nippy* (not nipple) ha

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

absolutely chankin, Brass Monkeys

More on the way -14 and winds of 70mph over the next few days thanks storm Isha

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton

A bit parky

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By *stellaWoman
45 weeks ago

London


"A bit parky"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Colder than a witches nipple.

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By *orkshrCplCouple
45 weeks ago

Ripon

Fresh

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton


"A bit parky

This "

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By *cottish guy 555Man
45 weeks ago

London

Biting.

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By *hawn ScottMan
45 weeks ago

london Brixton

Baltic - Belfast

Fukin brass monkeys innit - South London

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By *ife NinjaMan
45 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Tattering. Yorkshire phrase - as cold as a potato

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

A tad nippy

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
45 weeks ago

Bradford

I think fucking freezing covers it but I've not been out to check

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By *ascaIMan
45 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

This weather can get to fuck! I’m not going out in that!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Bro, It’s actually blitz outside

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"It’s a bit nippy."

Definitely a bit nippy! I could cut glass with these things

(.)(.)

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
45 weeks ago

IPSWICH

Brass monkeys

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By *lynJMan
45 weeks ago

Morden

A tad brisk

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By *ikaCoupleCouple
45 weeks ago

Runcorn

So cold my nipples might start talking to me

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey (in full)

Alternatively, it's cold enough to catch your death

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By *rAitchMan
45 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Mild.

Not got big coat out or put a jumper on.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Freezing me tits off !!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Women of Fab

Can you get a thermal G string

Just wondering

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By *ornucopiaMan
45 weeks ago

Bexley


"Effing C..."

I should have explained that effing C is, of course, short for 'freezing cold'.

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By *orny-DJMan
45 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Fresh

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
45 weeks ago

Wales

Fucking freezing

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By *ittlebirdWoman
45 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Nithered

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By *andy CanesWoman
45 weeks ago

south

Just seen a polar bear walking past my window

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By *cflirtyMan
45 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border


"Just seen a polar bear walking past my window "

I've just seen two... but they have obviously fallen over .. both wearing plasters

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By *icentiousCouple
45 weeks ago

Up on them there hills

Tad chilly.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Germ killing weather....

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By *iMale4CouplexxMan
45 weeks ago

halifax

Freeze the bollocks off a brass monkey.

Stay warm and classy everyone. X

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By *tephanjMan
45 weeks ago

Kettering

It's effing freezing roll on summer

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
45 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Fuggin taters'

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By *reakShow90Man
45 weeks ago

Manchester/halifax

A bit sharp eh

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By *orny-DJMan
45 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"Freeze the bollocks off a brass monkey.

Stay warm and classy everyone. X "

Are you aware of the origins of the saying and why it's 'cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey'?

It dates back to medievil times when naval vessels carried cannons. The cannon balls were kept on a rack, called a brass monkey. Due to expansion and contraction related to temperature, when it got very cold, the cannon balls would shrink just enough that they would fall from the rack, hence the term

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By *herry delightWoman
23 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

The sun has got his hat on

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By *iss_LayedWoman
23 weeks ago

nearby

Changeable.

The only guarantee with our weather

Missy x

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By *8on33Man
23 weeks ago

winfrith

sweltering.

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By *agatoXXXMan
23 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Fucken wimdy.

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By *andy CanesWoman
23 weeks ago

south

Boiling

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Bit grey over bills mothers

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
23 weeks ago

St Neots

T-shirt weather

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By *uriousscouserWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral

It's a bit parky here. Not perishing, but you'll need a decent jacket.

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By *andK78Couple
23 weeks ago

Newport

30*c Sunny here in Bulgaria. Been 35*c last week.

Not looking forward to coming back home.

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By *r John WickMan
23 weeks ago

The Continental

Too hot, got betty swollocks.

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By *herry delightWoman
23 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

It’s sweltering outside

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By *mf123Man
23 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Cloudy with a chance of clouds

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By *he love catsCouple
23 weeks ago

South Wales

Too hot I just can't cope

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By *8on33Man
23 weeks ago

winfrith

likely to change.

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By *ad NannaWoman
23 weeks ago

East London

Shall I wear me cardi, or take a brolly?

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By *8on33Man
23 weeks ago

winfrith

spiffing.

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By *aomilatteCouple
23 weeks ago

Midlands

It's too hot

It's too cold

It's too wet

It's too dry

There's a queue there, let's join it. Non of that foreign food though.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Jolly warm old bean.

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