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By *emidemi OP   Woman
over a year ago

basingstoke

I’ve just seen a status update saying that someone isn’t meeting currently because she is “on the blob/aunt Irma is visiting/riding crimson wave”

What other sayings are there for when you’ve got your period?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Red week.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

She’s growing tomato pants.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

The painters are in

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Liverpool are at home.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

It’s murder in the pants floor.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

It’s shark week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shark week.

My aunt used to say if you ever go on a date when your on, at the end of the night when he asks if he can come in for a coffee. Say he can't cause the coffee is red tonight

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Evil Red Tide Of Doom

Shark Week

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
over a year ago

Coalville

On the rag is a popular one round here… classy eh?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Fallen to the communists.

Though, I usually just say I've got a more than willing mouth to make up for other areas temporarily out of service

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By *ynda1978Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Liverpool

Liverpool are at home lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"It’s murder in the pants floor."

I laughed for far too long at this one.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

The Russians are in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Russian roulette

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

At SlimmingWorld it was always known as star week

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By *lueseasWoman
over a year ago

Leamington Spa


"She’s growing tomato pants."

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By *orkie100Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

She's batting

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

And the only man phase we know regarding periods is of course the classic...

If you are snookered on the pink, behind the red...go for brown.

We are such dicks I know.

I should post a thread about Manstruatuon: If men had periods. Would we just sit at the bar and stick a beer towel down our y fronts the minute the red river flows?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I should have used more lube with the butt plug

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

My god ladies these names are great never any of them before very clever

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"The painters are in"

This year is my go to

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The tide is out

There's a storm brewing

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Auntie Flo is visiting.

Or the perennially classy Jam Week

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

"Riding the cotton camel" makes me laugh far too much every. single. time.

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"I should post a thread about Manstruatuon: If men had periods. Would we just sit at the bar and stick a beer towel down our y fronts the minute the red river flows? "

If men had to have periods then they'd invent decent painkillers, an answer to cramps, acne and PMT very soon after their first one and no fucking way would they last 45+ years plus. They'd find a way to have as few as possible. No way would they put up with this shit.

Oh and I'd guarantee that any pads or tampons would be free.

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By *lder budweiserMan
over a year ago

Stirlingshire

Up on blocks

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

My girly time or my present is here

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I should post a thread about Manstruatuon: If men had periods. Would we just sit at the bar and stick a beer towel down our y fronts the minute the red river flows?

If men had to have periods then they'd invent decent painkillers, an answer to cramps, acne and PMT very soon after their first one and no fucking way would they last 45+ years plus. They'd find a way to have as few as possible. No way would they put up with this shit.

Oh and I'd guarantee that any pads or tampons would be free. "

Slightly off piste but 100% correct. I hadn't realised how much of medicine was male focused until recently. Mind blown

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

ladies some of these made me laugh,,,

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"I should post a thread about Manstruatuon: If men had periods. Would we just sit at the bar and stick a beer towel down our y fronts the minute the red river flows?

If men had to have periods then they'd invent decent painkillers, an answer to cramps, acne and PMT very soon after their first one and no fucking way would they last 45+ years plus. They'd find a way to have as few as possible. No way would they put up with this shit.

Oh and I'd guarantee that any pads or tampons would be free. "

Why can't women invent any of these?

Marc

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"I should post a thread about Manstruatuon: If men had periods. Would we just sit at the bar and stick a beer towel down our y fronts the minute the red river flows?

If men had to have periods then they'd invent decent painkillers, an answer to cramps, acne and PMT very soon after their first one and no fucking way would they last 45+ years plus. They'd find a way to have as few as possible. No way would they put up with this shit.

Oh and I'd guarantee that any pads or tampons would be free.

Why can't women invent any of these?

Marc"

I'm not saying they can't, they absolutely can. What I am saying is that if roles were reversed then men would see it as an inconvenience to men and therefore want to do something about it. Not all men (obviously) see it as a women's thing that men shouldn't be involved in or that women are exaggerating. It couldn't possibly be *that* painful.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

When talking to someone I might otherwise want to have sex with, I tell them I'm grounded.

No sex for me!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Off games week!

Or ‘something I’m clinging onto as long as possible before I get old and crusty’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the decorators in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dracula is visiting

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By *heshire fun cpl 2022Couple
over a year ago

nantwich

Move out for the week ????????????

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell


"I should post a thread about Manstruatuon: If men had periods. Would we just sit at the bar and stick a beer towel down our y fronts the minute the red river flows?

If men had to have periods then they'd invent decent painkillers, an answer to cramps, acne and PMT very soon after their first one and no fucking way would they last 45+ years plus. They'd find a way to have as few as possible. No way would they put up with this shit.

Oh and I'd guarantee that any pads or tampons would be free. "

They aren’t cramps, they’re contractions. That’s why they hurt so much. A man called them cramps, I just know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should post a thread about Manstruatuon: If men had periods. Would we just sit at the bar and stick a beer towel down our y fronts the minute the red river flows?

If men had to have periods then they'd invent decent painkillers, an answer to cramps, acne and PMT very soon after their first one and no fucking way would they last 45+ years plus. They'd find a way to have as few as possible. No way would they put up with this shit.

Oh and I'd guarantee that any pads or tampons would be free.

Why can't women invent any of these?

Marc"

Because until very recently they have not been allowed in positions of adequate authority or even the level of education, to be able to make decisions about research budget spending, and all academic research grants and big pharma funding decisions were made entirely by men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the blob

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