FabSwingers.com forum: Major Surgery

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

After much deliberation, and compiling results from the plethora of fora polls on womens' preferences, I've come do a decision:

I'm getting a penis reduction surgery as I'm clearly too enormous. Now, some of the more skeptical among you may think that this is just a humble brag post but I assure you, you're correct

LvM

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"After much deliberation, and compiling results from the plethora of fora polls on womens' preferences, I've come do a decision:

I'm getting a penis reduction surgery as I'm clearly too enormous. Now, some of the more skeptical among you may think that this is just a humble brag post but I assure you, you're correct

LvM"

Good luck with the surgery

We'll be expecting regular uodates

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I need before pics to drool over please Mr LvM

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I need before pics to drool over please Mr LvM

Ooh me too

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Will you be donating the leftovers?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I need before pics to drool over please Mr LvM

Ooh me too

I have uploaded a new photo for starting reference

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Will you be donating the leftovers?"

I might get a little taken off the top if anyone is in need of a turtleneck

LvM

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh.

Do you need some before and after testing of effectiveness?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I need before pics to drool over please Mr LvM

Ooh me too

I have uploaded a new photo for starting reference

LvM"

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

A bit off the top, back and sides is all you need

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Oh.

Do you need some before and after testing of effectiveness?

That would very useful actually, thank you

LvM

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Oh.

Do you need some before and after testing of effectiveness?

That would very useful actually, thank you

LvM"

Maybe a little post surgery kiss better too

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Will you be donating the leftovers?"

Yes please I could do with some extra

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

One man's major is another's minority..

I think..

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By *ice_couple2012Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"I need before pics to drool over please Mr LvM

Ooh me too

I have uploaded a new photo for starting reference

LvM"

Does that not need a Lynx can or similar for reference?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Will you be donating the leftovers?

Yes please I could do with some extra "

I'll add you to the wait list

LvM

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for?

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By *hloe_TTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

Can i have the bit you getting taken off yours put on mine? Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for? "

I do

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for? "

Can't speak for all blokes but no way, bound to forget which one is needed and look a tool..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After much deliberation, and compiling results from the plethora of fora polls on womens' preferences, I've come do a decision:

I'm getting a penis reduction surgery as I'm clearly too enormous. Now, some of the more skeptical among you may think that this is just a humble brag post but I assure you, you're correct

LvM"

Make sure you get a good recommendation so you don't get one of those surgeons where you tell them "just a trim" and they take a several inches.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for?

I do

Something to ask the surgeon about, you never know, might even get you both on Dragon's Den, thats an episode I'd watch!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for?

I do

Oooh fancy

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for?

I do

Something to ask the surgeon about, you never know, might even get you both on Dragon's Den, thats an episode I'd watch!"

I think it's an awesome idea

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

Didn't he win the battle of Dunkirk?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for?

I do

Something to ask the surgeon about, you never know, might even get you both on Dragon's Den, thats an episode I'd watch!

I think it's an awesome idea

In!

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for? "

Likeva collapsiblle one, kind ofthing. You just pull out only what is needed

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"After much deliberation, and compiling results from the plethora of fora polls on womens' preferences, I've come do a decision:

I'm getting a penis reduction surgery as I'm clearly too enormous. Now, some of the more skeptical among you may think that this is just a humble brag post but I assure you, you're correct

LvM"

I can recommend the surgery

Felt a lot more confortabless when I was down to ten inches .

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for?

Can't speak for all blokes but no way, bound to forget which one is needed and look a tool.."

You'd just keep them all in a small briefcase or something, then you can swap and change as you like

LvM

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

OP. I have not stopped crying since I read this thread

Don’t do it…. Please

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"After much deliberation, and compiling results from the plethora of fora polls on womens' preferences, I've come do a decision:

I'm getting a penis reduction surgery as I'm clearly too enormous. Now, some of the more skeptical among you may think that this is just a humble brag post but I assure you, you're correct

LvM"

I wonder if we could try a fab first experiment. All those fellows with a monster appendage have an inch chopped out the middle of their old chap. Won’t make much difference to them. We could then make some real life dildos. I’m assuming we would just need to attach a pump at the base to fill all the blood vessels with water.

We’ll just need a volunteer to donate a bellend.

£50 a pop. Can’t miss.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"After much deliberation, and compiling results from the plethora of fora polls on womens' preferences, I've come do a decision:

I'm getting a penis reduction surgery as I'm clearly too enormous. Now, some of the more skeptical among you may think that this is just a humble brag post but I assure you, you're correct

LvM

We’ll just need a volunteer to donate a bellend.

£50 a pop. Can’t miss."

There's plenty of bellends around here

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for?

Can't speak for all blokes but no way, bound to forget which one is needed and look a tool..

You'd just keep them all in a small briefcase or something, then you can swap and change as you like

LvM"

Good plan, 'just popping to the loo, back in a jiffy'..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Major Surgery, in the ops room with the scalpel

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Before you go ahead with it, can you get a moulding done for posterity (me)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Major Surgery, in the ops room with the scalpel

Can't believe he did it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just find the unattractive people, that will make it stay small,

Or stand in the cold naked.

Problem solved.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I knew a sailor called Hopper, he really did have a whopper.

Twice round the deck, once round his neck and up his arse for a stopper.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I knew a sailor called Hopper, he really did have a whopper.

Twice round the deck, once round his neck and up his arse for a stopper."

Pmsl !

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"After much deliberation, and compiling results from the plethora of fora polls on womens' preferences, I've come do a decision:

I'm getting a penis reduction surgery as I'm clearly too enormous. Now, some of the more skeptical among you may think that this is just a humble brag post but I assure you, you're correct

LvM"

A much easier solution is to just fib about your size and say its just clever photo angles and that it's actually just average.

Guys over exaggerate all the time and the womenfolk of Fab fall for it.

I'm sure it'll work the other way round too.

Just make sure you only shag with the lights off and they don't get to see it before the deed is done. I mean if a babies head can come out of there......

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