FabSwingers.com forum: How big is your arse?

By *avinaTV OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Added in the interests of balance.

Feel free to interpret this one however you wish; outer dimensions, size of opening, depth of penetration, acoustics for echoes, I don't mind.

I'll kick off by saying mine is fairly skinny, and reasonably accomodates a girthy 7" phallus without too much of that sound made by farty putty.

You're welcome.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd say about 6 handfuls, it's gotten larger in recent months.

Mrs

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

About the size of three double decker buses. Bloody massive.

Lots of fatty putty slapping when fucking doggy style.

And I love it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big enough to jiggle.

(I just lost my sky remote measuring my front bottom so I'll stick to external measurements for the back)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ickle

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It makes a beep beep sound when I walk backwards

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Big phat Latina arse. *spanks self*

No boobs to speak of, but at least got the arse and the legs.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Think I've got a decent man arse pert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big phat Latina arse. *spanks self*

No boobs to speak of, but at least got the arse and the legs.

I would happily eat that beautiful arse of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

twice as tall as the moon and 4 times the width

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flipping massive !!

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By *avinaTV OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Big phat Latina arse. *spanks self*

No boobs to speak of, but at least got the arse and the legs.

I would happily eat that beautiful arse of yours

Hopefully not with fava beans, and a nice chianti. Ff-fff-f-f-f-f!

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Big enough for a spanking if I've been bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big bunda I’m in the Bundesliga

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Big enough for me to sit on.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Wouldn’t know, but the pain in it, is about 5ft 5.

The mr

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

Mine bounces around like the Pixar lamp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big enough for me to sit on."

My face is also big enough for you to sit on. And my peni-

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By *ileyandOhCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Enough to sit on two faces

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By *uckowskiMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I can't not hear the title to this thread to the tune of the Bee Gees hit How Deep Is Your Love.

There.

I said it.

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

Small and tight

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By *edfleetMan
over a year ago

covent garden

Big enough to knock in a big nail!!

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Big! Feel it…. Go on feel it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as big as it was, cycling has taken care of that but still plenty enough to grab hold of and pound

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By *avinaTV OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Wouldn’t know, but the pain in it, is about 5ft 5.

The mr "

It's hot tongue and cold shoulder for your dinner tonight, matey!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Big enough for me to sit on.

My face is also big enough for you to sit on. And my peni-

Pickles!! You've been spending far too much time in Brucey's threads he's a bad influence on ya!

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By *avinaTV OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Enough to sit on two faces "

Just need to find someone who's two-faced, then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As big as the Noahs Ark

Miss S x

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By *avinaTV OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I can't not hear the title to this thread to the tune of the Bee Gees hit How Deep Is Your Love.

There.

I said it."

About 7" - it's in my OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big enough for me to sit on.

My face is also big enough for you to sit on. And my peni-

Pickles!! You've been spending far too much time in Brucey's threads he's a bad influence on ya!

Yeah. It’s Bruce.

He’s the bad influence

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

More than a handful

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By *ileyandOhCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Least it will keep them quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A perky squatters ass

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By *uckowskiMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I can't not hear the title to this thread to the tune of the Bee Gees hit How Deep Is Your Love.

There.

I said it.

About 7" - it's in my OP.

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By *avinaTV OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I can't not hear the title to this thread to the tune of the Bee Gees hit How Deep Is Your Love.

There.

I said it.

About 7" - it's in my OP.

Oh, and damn you very much for the earworm. That's what I get for uncharacteristically starting a thread.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Big, round, smooth and delicious

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By *avinaTV OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Big, round, smooth and delicious

Ooo! Giz a bite..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than a handful

I would like to get some hands on it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

It’s big enough for a handful… not big enough for two handfuls

I think the handful scale is very useful for this purpose

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Probably a bit too slim in the cheeks but I’ve got a cute button and a frightfully efficient rectum.

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

Approx half the size of a lowland sheep

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By *avinaTV OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Probably a bit too slim in the cheeks but I’ve got a cute button and a frightfully efficient rectum."

Rectum...?

Damned near killed.'im!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really measured it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s big enough for a handful… not big enough for two handfuls

I think the handful scale is very useful for this purpose "

I’ve only got didi hands

so I can get two on it?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wouldn’t know, but the pain in it, is about 5ft 5.

The mr "

As if you don't know how tall I am.

Mrs

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By *avinaTV OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Wouldn’t know, but the pain in it, is about 5ft 5.

The mr

As if you don't know how tall I am.

Mrs

Maybe it's not you!

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By *avinaTV OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Wouldn’t know, but the pain in it, is about 5ft 5.

The mr

As if you don't know how tall I am.

Mrs

Maybe it's not you!

Oooooo Yissis! Even hotter tongue and colder shoulder!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"It’s big enough for a handful… not big enough for two handfuls

I think the handful scale is very useful for this purpose

I’ve only got didi hands

so I can get two on it?"

Course you can

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"It’s big enough for a handful… not big enough for two handfuls

I think the handful scale is very useful for this purpose "

A hand on one cheek then a spank for the other.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mine seems to continue forever. I think it stops at my knees

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"It’s big enough for a handful… not big enough for two handfuls

I think the handful scale is very useful for this purpose

A hand on one cheek then a spank for the other.

That’s how it works right?

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Had 2 men remark to me this week that I had a 'phat bunda'

Capacity wise I can get the 7.5" dildo from my 14th November 2023 pic all the way in with room to spare. I'm quite tall though.

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Big enough to twerk mrs m

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"It’s big enough for a handful… not big enough for two handfuls

I think the handful scale is very useful for this purpose

A hand on one cheek then a spank for the other.

That’s how it works right?

It is for you.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mine has its own postcode

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By *lwaysMuffCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Never measured but fairly big and pert

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

It’s big. Very big.

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

"It’s big. Very big. "

And very nice as per your pics

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Round and peachy, but not furry

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Wide but flat - like my TV. The one that's in my living room anyway - bedroom is another matter

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By *hesubtlegentMan
over a year ago

surrey

I’m here for the cake….

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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago

Not Local

I can sit it on an upturned bucket when needed.

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Perfect in jeans for Willow.

Willow's is great to view and grip onto!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

BIIIIIIIIGGGGGGG

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By *exyCarla181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Mines missing in action I'm afraid...

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By *avinaTV OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Wide but flat - like my TV. The one that's in my living room anyway - bedroom is another matter

I'm glad to see you qualified that.

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

Mines toned and small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It makes a beep beep sound when I walk backwards "

Hey I got one of those too!!!!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Size of a small planet

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By *rs D.Woman
over a year ago

Tyne And Wear

Mine is mahoosive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to cum and measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big enough to jiggle.

(I just lost my sky remote measuring my front bottom so I'll stick to external measurements for the back)"

A can fit mine into a casserole dish.

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

See for yourself!

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By *heFastandtheCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

He's 6'3 and roughly 16 stone

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Chunky enough I’d say can fit most

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wouldn’t know, but the pain in it, is about 5ft 5.

The mr

As if you don't know how tall I am.

Mrs

I wasn’t far off. But then again 2 inches is a lot to some men.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely have a phat ass. Plenty of junk in my trunk so to speak lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My arse is small but it's surprising what fits inside

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Positively planetoid! May even contain its own gravitational pull

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"My arse is small but it's surprising what fits inside

What an absolutely stirling comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a clue take a look and tell me

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Not a clue take a look and tell me "

Absolutely in great proportion

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

The size of a small country.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I struggle with a suppository. Buns of steel.

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By *lwaysMuffCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Very nice indeed!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Same size as a Wallace Arnold coach

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Total eclipse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a clue it doesn't fit in the camera and I'm to fat to turn around and look

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Moderate

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Dunno how to measure is it anus to meat or meat to meat or back to hamstring

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By *nigmatic x DivinityCouple
over a year ago

Up town top ranking

Good few handfuls I'd say

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