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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where can I buy them for my big cock? Binbags are scratchy

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Where can I buy them for my big cock? Binbags are scratchy "

Try savers

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a co-op bag

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Your mum

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Posh wanks are overrated anyway. Just use a sock like normal

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Where can I buy them for my big cock? Binbags are scratchy "

Try Pets At Home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/01/24 19:13:36]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this guy

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception

Bravo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like this guy "

Me?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception

Hahahahaha bravo!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception

Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception

Hahahahaha bravo!!"

Your Face is good for that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why all the hostility.

Am asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this guy

Me?"

Yup. Pretty funny. Dunno why the “my dicks huge” thing upsets people.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception

Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites"

What on earth are you on about

I didn’t fleece anyone for my ignition coils, I paid for them myself. If anyone was fleeced, it was me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like this guy

Me?

Yup. Pretty funny. Dunno why the “my dicks huge” thing upsets people. "

Men are jealous

Women are envious because I'm bigger than their partners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this guy

Me?

Yup. Pretty funny. Dunno why the “my dicks huge” thing upsets people.

Men are jealous

Women are envious because I'm bigger than their partners"

I’m both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception

Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites

What on earth are you on about

I didn’t fleece anyone for my ignition coils, I paid for them myself. If anyone was fleeced, it was me

That's wot I meant. Who would trust your advice?

Ya thick!

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Launceston

Use cling film - can be made to fit all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception

Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites

What on earth are you on about

I didn’t fleece anyone for my ignition coils, I paid for them myself. If anyone was fleeced, it was me

If you were my patient I'd get up and walk home! Look after myself . Some nurse you'd be

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I like this guy

Me?

Yup. Pretty funny. Dunno why the “my dicks huge” thing upsets people.

Men are jealous

Women are envious because I'm bigger than their partners"

Obviously you're all a wind up but if it is then let's all have a look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use cling film - can be made to fit all

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception

Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites

What on earth are you on about

I didn’t fleece anyone for my ignition coils, I paid for them myself. If anyone was fleeced, it was me

If you were my patient I'd get up and walk home! Look after myself . Some nurse you'd be

Do you mean if you were my patient, not if I was yours since you know what I do for work

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Use cling film - can be made to fit all

And loom bands, or a loom band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where can I buy them for my big cock? Binbags are scratchy "

Are you sure you’re not talking about bag of walkers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are you all attacking me ?- genuine question

Even women u haven't offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are you all attacking me ?- genuine question

Even women u haven't offended"

Jealous. Envy.

They yearn for you, but they know they couldn’t handle the hammer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception

Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites

What on earth are you on about

I didn’t fleece anyone for my ignition coils, I paid for them myself. If anyone was fleeced, it was me

If you were my patient I'd get up and walk home! Look after myself . Some nurse you'd be

Do you mean if you were my patient, not if I was yours since you know what I do for work

You work long hours boo hoo doing some naff job looking after people. I can't be arsed to go back to your boring post about romance hahahah

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

My wife would have been interested but Milton Keynes ewwww

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception

Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites

What on earth are you on about

I didn’t fleece anyone for my ignition coils, I paid for them myself. If anyone was fleeced, it was me

If you were my patient I'd get up and walk home! Look after myself . Some nurse you'd be

Do you mean if you were my patient, not if I was yours since you know what I do for work

You work long hours boo hoo doing some naff job looking after people. I can't be arsed to go back to your boring post about romance hahahah "

I do, but I didn’t cry about it

Anyway, back to the post. How’s about tying a knot in it? Might also help with the girth (or lack thereof) let me know how you get on x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Why are you all attacking me ?- genuine question

Even women u haven't offended"

You get back what you give dude ...... remember

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception

Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites

What on earth are you on about

I didn’t fleece anyone for my ignition coils, I paid for them myself. If anyone was fleeced, it was me

If you were my patient I'd get up and walk home! Look after myself . Some nurse you'd be

Do you mean if you were my patient, not if I was yours since you know what I do for work

You work long hours boo hoo doing some naff job looking after people. I can't be arsed to go back to your boring post about romance hahahah

I do, but I didn’t cry about it

Anyway, back to the post. How’s about tying a knot in it? Might also help with the girth (or lack thereof) let me know how you get on x"

Stop stalking me on the posts eeeewww your creepy

I've told you before ya to far away - creep.

Where did I say I was crying?

I've looked at your daft thread contributions and too much of a gentleman to scoff you I feel sorry for you actually _arlot o scara

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are you all attacking me ?- genuine question

Even women u haven't offended

You get back what you give dude ...... remember

Name some examples

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Why are you all attacking me ?- genuine question

Even women u haven't offended"

A modicum of self-awareness and humility might be helpful in understanding why people react as they do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are you all attacking me ?- genuine question

Even women u haven't offended

A modicum of self-awareness and humility might be helpful in understanding why people react as they do."

Where have offended though.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve heard brown bags work well…

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Why are you all attacking me ?- genuine question

Even women u haven't offended

You get back what you give dude ...... remember

Name some examples "

Yeah I'm that daft

...

You know

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Launceston

Just checked the green arrow truth........what a plonker!

Only 10in according to previous posts - standard condoms will cope with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve heard brown bags work well… "

Over the face

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve heard brown bags work well…

Over the face

You knows it…

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Where can I buy them for my big cock? Binbags are scratchy

Try savers "

Spec savers?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Where can I buy them for my big cock? Binbags are scratchy "

Not sure if it would be big enough, but have you tried a football sock?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Failing that, maybe try a marigold

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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago

Not Local

A balloon? The elasticy bit could work as a cock ring

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

My my we are all on fire pass me the popcorn mrs m

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I just read this to the tune of Chemical Brothers

Supersized condoms….. here we go

Ear worm. You are welcome

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception

Is his fashion sense that bad?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You should all be playing in the 13 inch cock thread.

It's a hoot for all you childish people

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Where can I buy them for my big cock? Binbags are scratchy "

Amazon my good man, Amazon

I’ve got repeat subscription for similar products

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You don't catch real Carrick being rude to people

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Skyns are good

or go to British Condoms and get a trial pack and see which of the fits you prefer

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By *ebaucherous_duoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol/ Daventry

Salt and vinegar walkers bag’ll do the trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don't catch real Carrick being rude to people"

Does this Carrick get the same abuse? I only am rude to those who are to me first.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"You don't catch real Carrick being rude to people

Does this Carrick get the same abuse? I only am rude to those who are to me first."
Yes he does and he's always polite

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Any mods about to shut down this shit-show?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don't catch real Carrick being rude to people

Does this Carrick get the same abuse? I only am rude to those who are to me first.Yes he does and he's always polite"

I'll look him up. Bye flower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any mods about to shut down this shit-show?

Not yet but my blindfold and last ciggy is lit waiting for the firings squad

Nah spat the fag out. It's bad for me

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

A wind sock? Bit like a wank sock but not

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"MySize" used to sell custom sized condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where can I buy them for my big cock? Binbags are scratchy "

Super sized..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut two in half length-wise and glue all 4 pieces together. Improvise, adapt, overcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them bags of crisps.. Grab a bag use them.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Post your pics, so that people know what they're advising for. Otherwise, sexual health clinics can deliver, as can internet searches.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Tonne bag ?

The mr

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Tesco bag for life

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Could you dip it in PVA glue and wait for it to set?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Where can I buy them for my big cock? Binbags are scratchy "

Your best bet are MySize condoms.

Most regular condoms are 56mm. MySize make condoms in 60mm, 64mm, 69mm and 72mm.

If you must have a brand regular-sized people have heard of, Pasante have now started making their own 69mm Super King condoms. Don't bother with their King Size – they're only 60mm.

I recommend you order a Large Size Condoms Trial Pack from British Condoms and see what works best for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tie a knot in it. Job done

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"Where can I buy them for my big cock? Binbags are scratchy "

Custom make your own. Cling film, jubilee clip and some super glue to seal the edges. Job done.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Where can I buy them for my big cock? Binbags are scratchy

Custom make your own. Cling film, jubilee clip and some super glue to seal the edges. Job done. "

Vacuum bags which are used to shrink and store unwanted duvets.

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