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"If I fancied them then yes. I’d slip into their dms hoping they’d slip into me. " Stop turning me on now! | |||
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"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking. Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them. " I live a short car journey from Manchester | |||
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"Oh, they could come over right now for a coffee and a social, and if we clicked I'm keeping them for the day " Can I have a tea instead please? | |||
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"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking. Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them. I live a short car journey from Manchester " You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs. | |||
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"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking. Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them. I live a short car journey from Manchester You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs. " *Birkenhead Locals will agree | |||
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"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking. Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them. I live a short car journey from Manchester You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs. *Birkenhead Locals will agree " Could be Rock Ferry | |||
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"I'm pretty much always flirting and anticipating hot sex " A delight! | |||
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"Oh, they could come over right now for a coffee and a social, and if we clicked I'm keeping them for the day Can I have a tea instead please?" You can, see you in about.... 6 hours ish? | |||
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"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking. Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them. I live a short car journey from Manchester You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs. *Birkenhead Locals will agree Could be Rock Ferry " The man knows | |||
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"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? " No. | |||
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"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? " One we would not know each other Two I never meet people ive never spoken with Three never meet off the cuff Four strangers I do not meet regardless of proximity Op. My safety is paramount. Did have a message, he said sat in pub nearby want to hook up. Yikes. No | |||
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"Absolutely I would." Me too. | |||
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"Absolutely I would. Me too." Do I need to flirt now | |||
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"Do I need to flirt now " Only if you want to. | |||
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"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? " Nah. If it was Wednesday on the other hand... | |||
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"And every other day of the week " Same | |||
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"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? " Absolutely | |||
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"No because I'm checking out shortly " I’d slide into your dms if you were local. | |||
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"No because I'm checking out shortly " I thought this was a checking out of Fab post, but just read your status. Ladies of Fab, rest easy... | |||
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"No because I'm checking out shortly " Quick get on a train to Southampton . | |||
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"No because I'm checking out shortly Quick get on a train to Southampton . " | |||
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"No because I'm checking out shortly I’d slide into your dms if you were local. " If you meant that, you'd just move up to Derby | |||
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"No because I'm checking out shortly I thought this was a checking out of Fab post, but just read your status. Ladies of Fab, rest easy... " And some would be bitterly disappointed I didn't mean it that way | |||
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"No because I'm checking out shortly Quick get on a train to Southampton . " But that's the opposite of where I'm heading | |||
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"No because I'm checking out shortly Quick get on a train to Southampton . But that's the opposite of where I'm heading " | |||
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"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today. " What if someone local would be happy to woowoo it if you woowoo theirs? Sunday Chewbaca butts club | |||
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"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today. What if someone local would be happy to woowoo it if you woowoo theirs? Sunday Chewbaca butts club " Sounds like a date. As long as there is also snacks and aloe vera. Can we request designs? I would like to have the shape of a fork. | |||
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"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking. Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them. I live a short car journey from Manchester You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs. *Birkenhead Locals will agree " Haha. | |||
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"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today. What if someone local would be happy to woowoo it if you woowoo theirs? Sunday Chewbaca butts club Sounds like a date. As long as there is also snacks and aloe vera. Can we request designs? I would like to have the shape of a fork. " This whole interaction is cursed | |||
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"No because I'm checking out shortly I’d slide into your dms if you were local. " I’d slide into his pants | |||
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"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today. " Too many dingleberries huh | |||
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"No because I'm checking out shortly I’d slide into your dms if you were local. I’d slide into his pants " Like you haven't already | |||
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"No because I'm checking out shortly I’d slide into your dms if you were local. I’d slide into his pants Like you haven't already " | |||
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"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today. What if someone local would be happy to woowoo it if you woowoo theirs? Sunday Chewbaca butts club Sounds like a date. As long as there is also snacks and aloe vera. Can we request designs? I would like to have the shape of a fork. " I guess that rules me out for offering assistance, I only know how to do an accurate rendition of Michelangelo's Cistine Chapel | |||
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"No because I'm checking out shortly I’d slide into your dms if you were local. I’d slide into his pants Like you haven't already " Have you banged the beans?! | |||
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"No because I'm checking out shortly I’d slide into your dms if you were local. I’d slide into his pants Like you haven't already Have you banged the beans?!" That’s for us to know | |||
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"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today. What if someone local would be happy to woowoo it if you woowoo theirs? Sunday Chewbaca butts club Sounds like a date. As long as there is also snacks and aloe vera. Can we request designs? I would like to have the shape of a fork. " Can’t make you any promises on design. I don’t know if I’ve told you about the Christmas tree incident recently. It did not go as well as the heart but it went slightly better than the last time I tried. | |||
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"I have no idea who’s near me, I’m not that stalkerish. The mr " I don’t think it’s stalkerish to look on ‘who’s nearby’ | |||
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"I have no idea who’s near me, I’m not that stalkerish. The mr I don’t think it’s stalkerish to look on ‘who’s nearby’ " Why is that even a thing, I don’t even look on local updates, I did once and didn’t sleep for a week. I’m not that brave to go there again. The mr | |||
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"No because I'm checking out shortly I’d slide into your dms if you were local. I’d slide into his pants Like you haven't already Have you banged the beans?! That’s for us to know " I'll take that as a yea | |||
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"Tbh I need a cuddle more than owt else. " You can have loads of those | |||
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"She has already rejected me " Hugs x | |||
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"I have no idea who’s near me, I’m not that stalkerish. The mr I don’t think it’s stalkerish to look on ‘who’s nearby’ Why is that even a thing, I don’t even look on local updates, I did once and didn’t sleep for a week. I’m not that brave to go there again. The mr" I'm the same I keep well away from local updates! | |||
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"I have no idea who’s near me, I’m not that stalkerish. The mr " Dedicated stalker here and I don't use it to stalk people | |||
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"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social " Nora and her inside leg measurements | |||
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"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social Nora and her inside leg measurements " I’m happy to do the measuring. I’ll try not to tickle | |||
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"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social " And I’ve already friend zoned them after 12 months. | |||
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"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today. " Let him shave himself, you go and enjoy yourself | |||
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"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social And I’ve already friend zoned them after 12 months. " 12 months? It usually takes me about 12 minutes | |||
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"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope MrsAbz" Ain't that the truth! Abdn social just been published on Scottish forum today. | |||
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"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope MrsAbz Ain't that the truth! Abdn social just been published on Scottish forum today." Oh thanks for the heads up, I shall go and have a nosey MrsAbz | |||
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"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? " Probably... need something to warm me up, its bloody freezing outside | |||
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"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social Nora and her inside leg measurements I’m happy to do the measuring. I’ll try not to tickle " Come on over | |||
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"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social And I’ve already friend zoned them after 12 months. 12 months? It usually takes me about 12 minutes " Oh.....no naughtiness for us then | |||
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"And every other day of the week " Greedy girl….but I like your spirit | |||
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"Tbh I need a cuddle more than owt else. You can have loads of those " | |||
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"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? " No. | |||
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"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? " If by flirting you mean sending multiple dick pics and saying fancy coming around my place…well the answer is yes | |||
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"I need to move. There isn’t anyone near me " It’s a long way to Never Never Land. | |||
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"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope MrsAbz" LONDON!!!!! | |||
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"And every other day of the week Greedy girl….but I like your squirt " FTFY | |||
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"I need to move. There isn’t anyone near me It’s a long way to Never Never Land. " Not that far, second star to the right, and straight on till morning. | |||
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"Not that far, second star to the right, and straight on till morning." The perfect answer. | |||
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"I need to move. There isn’t anyone near me " I hear Derby's nice | |||
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"I need to move. There isn’t anyone near me " Do you want me to rent a removal truck for you, I would be happy to help for some unknown reason | |||
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"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope MrsAbz LONDON!!!!! " Yep, thats what I'm aiming for MrsAbz | |||
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"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope MrsAbz LONDON!!!!! Yep, thats what I'm aiming for MrsAbz " I live near Gatwick | |||
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"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? " No but I'd meet or invite round for a cuppa | |||
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"I need to move. There isn’t anyone near me " Everyone I speak to is South East. Fancy a house swap? | |||
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"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social And I’ve already friend zoned them after 12 months. 12 months? It usually takes me about 12 minutes " So there’s still time for sex. | |||
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"I'll flirt if there's a chance of a lovely roast dinner with dessert " Or lemon cake!! | |||
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"No one local ever interested. Only ones that message are miles away, I need to move " Move to Reading | |||
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"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking. Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them. " Know that feeling lol | |||
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"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope MrsAbz LONDON!!!!! Yep, thats what I'm aiming for MrsAbz I live near Gatwick " And that's where I was but a couple months ago, missed me. You think you'd have come say hi MrsAbz | |||
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"I need to move. There isn’t anyone near me " Don't come here, we are even more remote! | |||
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"If I fancied them then yes. I’d slip into their dms hoping they’d slip into me. " A true word smith | |||
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