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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex?

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

And every other day of the week

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

If I fancied them then yes. I’d slip into their dms hoping they’d slip into me.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

That is of course a purely theoretical question, OP.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

no

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Probably not no

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Not today

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Possibly. But I’m washing by my bedsheets, going shopping, out for a run. I’m probably too busy for hot sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take them for a Mcflurry

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I couldn't do anything as I have this stupid coughing virus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, they could come over right now for a coffee and a social, and if we clicked I'm keeping them for the day

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm pretty much always flirting and anticipating hot sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.

Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"If I fancied them then yes. I’d slip into their dms hoping they’d slip into me. "

Stop turning me on now!

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell


"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.

Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them. "

I live a short car journey from Manchester

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Definitely "

Not easy being PW these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, they could come over right now for a coffee and a social, and if we clicked I'm keeping them for the day "

Can I have a tea instead please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.

Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them.

I live a short car journey from Manchester "

You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Nope. If by chance there ever was a forum user that I hit if off with, I'd definitely be looking to meet them at some point as I'm not here just for the endless chat; whether or not that would be today would of course depend on our availability. If something is meant to happen, it will, I'm never in a rush.

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By *nkedguy777Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Yes absolutely, hopefully they might flirt back

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell


"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.

Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them.

I live a short car journey from Manchester

You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs. "

*Birkenhead

Locals will agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.

Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them.

I live a short car journey from Manchester

You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs.

*Birkenhead

Locals will agree "

Could be Rock Ferry

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno


"I'm pretty much always flirting and anticipating hot sex "

A delight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, they could come over right now for a coffee and a social, and if we clicked I'm keeping them for the day

Can I have a tea instead please?"

You can, see you in about.... 6 hours ish?

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Always nice I f nearby, tangible thrill… distance comes with discretion though

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I don’t hope. It would either be happening or it wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we was child free.

Most definitely

Miss S x

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

No its not a path a choose to walk

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I wouldn't expect things to happen do quickly (I'm not that hot or charming) but I was once chatting to someone on here for a couple of weeks when we realised we lived a couple of streets apart. We were both in the mood, so she came over to mine.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell


"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.

Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them.

I live a short car journey from Manchester

You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs.

*Birkenhead

Locals will agree

Could be Rock Ferry "

The man knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? "

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? "

One we would not know each other

Two I never meet people ive never spoken with

Three never meet off the cuff

Four strangers I do not meet regardless of proximity Op.

My safety is paramount. Did have a message, he said sat in pub nearby want to hook up. Yikes. No

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I only ever have hot sex on Saturday evening, so no.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Depends which one of you picks it was.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Nah, not today

Only if I knew them and we'd met before.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

I have had that fantasy many times ..it remains just a fantasy

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Absolutely I would.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Absolutely I would."

Me too.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Absolutely I would.

Me too."

Do I need to flirt now

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.

No there's a match on in a few hours

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Do I need to flirt now "

Only if you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? "

Nah. If it was Wednesday on the other hand...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Probably not The Sex at this precise moment, but I'm having a coffee and might see if they wanted to join...

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city


"And every other day of the week "

Same

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By *oberto7Man
over a year ago

Greenock

I'm free...7 days a week lol

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Got chastised for being ‘creepy’ after hitting up a profile that was according to who is near, pretty much staying next door. Horrified to be called creepy!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No because I'm checking out shortly

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"No because I'm checking out shortly "

I’d slide into your dms if you were local.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"No because I'm checking out shortly "

I thought this was a checking out of Fab post, but just read your status.

Ladies of Fab, rest easy...

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"No because I'm checking out shortly "

Quick get on a train to Southampton .

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

Hardly anyone is close to us

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By *emon gsyMan
over a year ago

st sampsons


"No because I'm checking out shortly

Quick get on a train to Southampton . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No because I'm checking out shortly

I’d slide into your dms if you were local. "

If you meant that, you'd just move up to Derby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No because I'm checking out shortly

I thought this was a checking out of Fab post, but just read your status.

Ladies of Fab, rest easy...

"

And some would be bitterly disappointed I didn't mean it that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No because I'm checking out shortly

Quick get on a train to Southampton . "

But that's the opposite of where I'm heading

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

After 4pm. My sons here until then

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"No because I'm checking out shortly

Quick get on a train to Southampton .

But that's the opposite of where I'm heading "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today. "

What if someone local would be happy to woowoo it if you woowoo theirs?

Sunday Chewbaca butts club

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

Of course, I always do a quick who is nearby when I log on

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Oh yes. Just give me time to have a bath and I'm right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today.

What if someone local would be happy to woowoo it if you woowoo theirs?

Sunday Chewbaca butts club "

Sounds like a date. As long as there is also snacks and aloe vera. Can we request designs? I would like to have the shape of a fork.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

If I happened per chance to be sauntering down No.1 Buttercream Lane, then I would look up a certain forum-dweller and woo her with a picnic hamper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.

Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them.

I live a short car journey from Manchester

You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs.

*Birkenhead

Locals will agree "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today.

What if someone local would be happy to woowoo it if you woowoo theirs?

Sunday Chewbaca butts club

Sounds like a date. As long as there is also snacks and aloe vera. Can we request designs? I would like to have the shape of a fork. "

This whole interaction is cursed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No because I'm checking out shortly

I’d slide into your dms if you were local. "

I’d slide into his pants

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Well I'd try, but probably wouldn't get a reply ......

This is not a woe is me post btw

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today. "

Too many dingleberries huh

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

As the sun rose, their eyes met across the forum, igniting a playful and seductive dance of words and glances….that’s a yes from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No because I'm checking out shortly

I’d slide into your dms if you were local.

I’d slide into his pants "

Like you haven't already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No because I'm checking out shortly

I’d slide into your dms if you were local.

I’d slide into his pants

Like you haven't already "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I want to meet someone tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today.

What if someone local would be happy to woowoo it if you woowoo theirs?

Sunday Chewbaca butts club

Sounds like a date. As long as there is also snacks and aloe vera. Can we request designs? I would like to have the shape of a fork. "

I guess that rules me out for offering assistance, I only know how to do an accurate rendition of Michelangelo's Cistine Chapel

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"No because I'm checking out shortly

I’d slide into your dms if you were local.

I’d slide into his pants

Like you haven't already

"

Have you banged the beans?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No because I'm checking out shortly

I’d slide into your dms if you were local.

I’d slide into his pants

Like you haven't already

Have you banged the beans?!"

That’s for us to know

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today.

What if someone local would be happy to woowoo it if you woowoo theirs?

Sunday Chewbaca butts club

Sounds like a date. As long as there is also snacks and aloe vera. Can we request designs? I would like to have the shape of a fork. "

Can’t make you any promises on design. I don’t know if I’ve told you about the Christmas tree incident recently.

It did not go as well as the heart but it went slightly better than the last time I tried.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I have no idea who’s near me, I’m not that stalkerish.

The mr

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I have no idea who’s near me, I’m not that stalkerish.

The mr "

I don’t think it’s stalkerish to look on ‘who’s nearby’

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"I have no idea who’s near me, I’m not that stalkerish.

The mr

I don’t think it’s stalkerish to look on ‘who’s nearby’ "

Why is that even a thing, I don’t even look on local updates, I did once and didn’t sleep for a week. I’m not that brave to go there again.

The mr

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Tbh I need a cuddle more than owt else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No-one is ever just near me. I seem to live in the most empty overpopulated area in the uk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has already rejected me

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By *eeper ThanMan
over a year ago

Dartford

Id definitely try and flirt no point just admiring from a far have to shoot your shot as they say, if it’s not reciprocated then no harm done

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"No because I'm checking out shortly

I’d slide into your dms if you were local.

I’d slide into his pants

Like you haven't already

Have you banged the beans?!

That’s for us to know "

I'll take that as a yea

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Tbh I need a cuddle more than owt else. "

You can have loads of those

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"She has already rejected me "

Hugs x

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I have no idea who’s near me, I’m not that stalkerish.

The mr

I don’t think it’s stalkerish to look on ‘who’s nearby’

Why is that even a thing, I don’t even look on local updates, I did once and didn’t sleep for a week. I’m not that brave to go there again.

The mr"

I'm the same I keep well away from local updates!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

No. Unless they want to Uber me to theirs and slum in pjs in bed all day.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I have no idea who’s near me, I’m not that stalkerish.

The mr "

Dedicated stalker here and I don't use it to stalk people

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

No one local ever interested. Only ones that message are miles away, I need to move

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social "

Nora and her inside leg measurements

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social

Nora and her inside leg measurements "

I’m happy to do the measuring. I’ll try not to tickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social "

And I’ve already friend zoned them after 12 months.

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley


"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today. "

Let him shave himself, you go and enjoy yourself

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social

And I’ve already friend zoned them after 12 months. "

12 months? It usually takes me about 12 minutes

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely

Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope

MrsAbz

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Would depend on how we got on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in the wrong area for this to be possible

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely

Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope

MrsAbz"

Ain't that the truth!

Abdn social just been published on Scottish forum today.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely

Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope

MrsAbz

Ain't that the truth!

Abdn social just been published on Scottish forum today."

Oh thanks for the heads up, I shall go and have a nosey

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? "

Probably... need something to warm me up, its bloody freezing outside

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social

Nora and her inside leg measurements

I’m happy to do the measuring. I’ll try not to tickle "

Come on over

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social

And I’ve already friend zoned them after 12 months.

12 months? It usually takes me about 12 minutes "

Oh.....no naughtiness for us then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And every other day of the week "

Greedy girl….but I like your spirit

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Tbh I need a cuddle more than owt else.

You can have loads of those "

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? "

No.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'll flirt if there's a chance of a lovely roast dinner with dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? "

If by flirting you mean sending multiple dick pics and saying fancy coming around my place…well the answer is yes

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By *ewcatWoman
over a year ago

Berkshire

I need to move. There isn’t anyone near me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I need to move. There isn’t anyone near me "

It’s a long way to Never Never Land.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I could definitely do with a glass of wine later,so I could be tempted with that, but forget the flirting and sex

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely

Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope

MrsAbz"

LONDON!!!!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"And every other day of the week

Greedy girl….but I like your squirt "

FTFY

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By *ewcatWoman
over a year ago

Berkshire


"I need to move. There isn’t anyone near me

It’s a long way to Never Never Land. "

Not that far, second star to the right, and straight on till morning.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Not that far, second star to the right, and straight on till morning."

The perfect answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to move. There isn’t anyone near me "

I hear Derby's nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to move. There isn’t anyone near me "

Do you want me to rent a removal truck for you, I would be happy to help for some unknown reason

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Nope I don't jump that far ahead but I'd connect with them as I have done in past and see where it leads

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely

Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope

MrsAbz

LONDON!!!!!

"

Yep, thats what I'm aiming for

MrsAbz

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely

Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope

MrsAbz

LONDON!!!!!

Yep, thats what I'm aiming for

MrsAbz "

I live near Gatwick

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? "

No but I'd meet or invite round for a cuppa

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Nah……… I don’t meet forum users

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to move. There isn’t anyone near me "

Everyone I speak to is South East.

Fancy a house swap?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social

And I’ve already friend zoned them after 12 months.

12 months? It usually takes me about 12 minutes "

So there’s still time for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll flirt if there's a chance of a lovely roast dinner with dessert "

Or lemon cake!!

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By *istretchMan
over a year ago

leeds

They are but out of age range .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah definitely

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"No one local ever interested. Only ones that message are miles away, I need to move "

Move to Reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We wish xx

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By *ristolboy1005Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.

Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them. "

Know that feeling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We wish xx"

*Cough* *cough*

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely

Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope

MrsAbz

LONDON!!!!!

Yep, thats what I'm aiming for

MrsAbz

I live near Gatwick "

And that's where I was but a couple months ago, missed me. You think you'd have come say hi

MrsAbz

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"I need to move. There isn’t anyone near me "

Don't come here, we are even more remote!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

If there’s ever one I like I’ll pop back here and answer…

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By *hamrocker23Man
over a year ago

Town


"If I fancied them then yes. I’d slip into their dms hoping they’d slip into me. "

A true word smith

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