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"Pronounce aluminium correctly? " good shout | |||
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"Dodge the hot dog stands Nom nom nom! " loaded | |||
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"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised" Oh i think they do in little England | |||
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"Pronounce aluminium correctly? " Al-u-min-i-um… | |||
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"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised" Or even make tea? Have you seen the tea in a microwave travesty?!? | |||
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"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised" That’s the one | |||
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"Pronounce aluminium correctly? Al-u-min-i-um… " and here comes a feisty american woman | |||
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"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised Or even make tea? Have you seen the tea in a microwave travesty?!? " I don’t know anyone who does that. | |||
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"Pronounce aluminium correctly? Al-u-min-i-um… " Aloo min um | |||
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"Get a passport " I have more than one | |||
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"Avoid paying taxes to the IRS when she later emigrated. " That… is unfortunately very true. | |||
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"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised Or even make tea? Have you seen the tea in a microwave travesty?!? I don’t know anyone who does that." I saw it on the internet so I know it's true. | |||
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"I don't drink tea so not a clue on that one " We know you’re on your fourth bloody Mary already, Fred. | |||
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"Get a passport I have more than one " omg a criminal taboot | |||
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"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised Or even make tea? Have you seen the tea in a microwave travesty?!? I don’t know anyone who does that. I saw it on the internet so I know it's true." That’s right, nobody lies on the internet. | |||
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"I don't drink tea so not a clue on that one We know you’re on your fourth bloody Mary already, Fred." naaa gave up drinking in October | |||
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"Can't spell labour correctly plus several other words. Always missing the u." My spellcheck does it for me. | |||
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"I don't drink tea so not a clue on that one We know you’re on your fourth bloody Mary already, Fred.naaa gave up drinking in October " Maybe | |||
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"Pronounce aluminium correctly? Or oregano " It’s pronounced… USA! USA!! | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? " Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch. | |||
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"Please I have spent a lot of time working in America and this is giving me flashbacks........I thought I’d escaped" There is no escape. Mwahahahaha | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? " Sarah Pallin? | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch." *blows you a kiss* | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch." exactly American football i just don't get all the padding | |||
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"Get a passport I have more than one " Are you a dual, no I mean a jewel | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch. *blows you a kiss*" Well kiss backatcha, but note I said "most of us" Skynbyrd. We'd both get bored if kicking the other into touch became that easy xxxx | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch.exactly American football i just don't get all the padding " They’re animals | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch.exactly American football i just don't get all the padding " Hunter S Thompson said of American Football It’s the American way, to much of everything, players, officials and popcorn.... | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch.exactly American football i just don't get all the padding They’re animals " so is pepperami | |||
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"Pronounce aluminium correctly? Al-u-min-i-um… " It's a weird one because the Americans got naming rights as they discovered the element. We just added an extra i because it offended us not to have it in there! | |||
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"Drive on the correct side of the road. " I carry my sword on the other side… | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. " Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… " omg you never | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… " Yes, but we’ve civilised you so now you know what these things are. | |||
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"Avoid paying taxes to the IRS when she later emigrated. That… is unfortunately very true." no taxation without what exactly?/ Land of the free, nah. | |||
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"Pronounce aluminium correctly? Or oregano " and the other 'erbs | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never " Maybe | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… Yes, but we’ve civilised you so now you know what these things are. " Have you, though? | |||
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"Drive a manual gearbox. Say Worcestershire. Walk away from an argument instead of shooting the person. The mr " 1. True 2. Worster-sher 3. I am Yosemite Sam. | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never Maybe " absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender " That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. " really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar " No, if they’re a yank it would be Jagwaa. | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar No, if they’re a yank it would be Jagwaa. " true but thinking about it shes only little she'd have to have a booster seat | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar No, if they’re a yank it would be Jagwaa. true but thinking about it shes only little she'd have to have a booster seat " *grumbles* Yes. Fine. I do use a pillow. | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar No, if they’re a yank it would be Jagwaa. true but thinking about it shes only little she'd have to have a booster seat *grumbles* Yes. Fine. I do use a pillow. " piles as well lol | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar No, if they’re a yank it would be Jagwaa. true but thinking about it shes only little she'd have to have a booster seat *grumbles* Yes. Fine. I do use a pillow. piles as well lol " Thank Christ I’ve never had that problem. | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar No, if they’re a yank it would be Jagwaa. true but thinking about it shes only little she'd have to have a booster seat *grumbles* Yes. Fine. I do use a pillow. piles as well lol Thank Christ I’ve never had that problem." you just wet your finger and push em back up | |||
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"Find decent bread in the shops." I’m from NY. We have bagels. | |||
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"Find decent bread in the shops. I’m from NY. We have bagels." i had a bagel for breakfast and I'm hungry I'm having one for lunch | |||
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"Find decent bread in the shops. I’m from NY. We have bagels.i had a bagel for breakfast and I'm hungry I'm having one for lunch " By wetting your finger and pushing it up your bum? Respect Fred! Respect . | |||
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"Find decent bread in the shops. I’m from NY. We have bagels.i had a bagel for breakfast and I'm hungry I'm having one for lunch By wetting your finger and pushing it up your bum? Respect Fred! Respect ." not the bagel sniffer the plum | |||
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"Find decent bread in the shops. I’m from NY. We have bagels." Are these in small bakeries or the big supermarkets? | |||
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