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"Pronounce aluminium correctly? " good shout ![]() | |||
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"Dodge the hot dog stands Nom nom nom! " loaded | |||
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"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised" Oh i think they do in little England ![]() | |||
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"Pronounce aluminium correctly? " Al-u-min-i-um… | |||
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"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised" Or even make tea? Have you seen the tea in a microwave travesty?!? ![]() | |||
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"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised" That’s the one ![]() | |||
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"Pronounce aluminium correctly? Al-u-min-i-um… " and here comes a feisty american woman ![]() | |||
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"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised Or even make tea? Have you seen the tea in a microwave travesty?!? ![]() I don’t know anyone who does that. | |||
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"Pronounce aluminium correctly? Al-u-min-i-um… " Aloo min um | |||
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"Get a passport " I have more than one ![]() | |||
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"Avoid paying taxes to the IRS when she later emigrated. ![]() That… is unfortunately very true. | |||
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"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised Or even make tea? Have you seen the tea in a microwave travesty?!? ![]() I saw it on the internet so I know it's true. | |||
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"I don't drink tea so not a clue on that one ![]() We know you’re on your fourth bloody Mary already, Fred. | |||
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"Get a passport I have more than one ![]() omg a criminal taboot ![]() | |||
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"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised Or even make tea? Have you seen the tea in a microwave travesty?!? ![]() That’s right, nobody lies on the internet. ![]() | |||
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"I don't drink tea so not a clue on that one ![]() naaa gave up drinking in October ![]() | |||
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"Can't spell labour correctly plus several other words. Always missing the u." My spellcheck does it for me. ![]() | |||
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"I don't drink tea so not a clue on that one ![]() ![]() Maybe ![]() | |||
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"Pronounce aluminium correctly? Or oregano ![]() It’s pronounced… USA! USA!! | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? ![]() Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch. | |||
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"Please I have spent a lot of time working in America and this is giving me flashbacks........I thought I’d escaped" There is no escape. Mwahahahaha | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? ![]() Sarah Pallin? | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? ![]() *blows you a kiss* | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? ![]() exactly American football i just don't get all the padding ![]() | |||
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"Get a passport I have more than one ![]() Are you a dual, no I mean a jewel | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? ![]() Well kiss backatcha, but note I said "most of us" Skynbyrd. We'd both get bored if kicking the other into touch became that easy ![]() | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? ![]() ![]() They’re animals ![]() | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? ![]() ![]() Hunter S Thompson said of American Football It’s the American way, to much of everything, players, officials and popcorn.... | |||
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"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? ![]() ![]() ![]() so is pepperami ![]() | |||
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"Pronounce aluminium correctly? Al-u-min-i-um… " It's a weird one because the Americans got naming rights as they discovered the element. We just added an extra i because it offended us not to have it in there! | |||
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"Drive on the correct side of the road. " I carry my sword on the other side… | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. " Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… ![]() | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… ![]() omg you never ![]() | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… ![]() Yes, but we’ve civilised you so now you know what these things are. ![]() | |||
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"Avoid paying taxes to the IRS when she later emigrated. ![]() no taxation without what exactly?/ Land of the free, nah. | |||
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"Pronounce aluminium correctly? Or oregano ![]() and the other 'erbs | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… ![]() ![]() Maybe ![]() | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… ![]() ![]() Have you, though? ![]() | |||
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"Drive a manual gearbox. Say Worcestershire. Walk away from an argument instead of shooting the person. The mr " 1. True 2. Worster-sher 3. I am Yosemite Sam. | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… ![]() ![]() ![]() absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender ![]() | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar ![]() | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No, if they’re a yank it would be Jagwaa. ![]() | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() true but thinking about it shes only little she'd have to have a booster seat ![]() | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *grumbles* Yes. Fine. I do use a pillow. | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() piles as well lol ![]() | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank Christ I’ve never had that problem. | |||
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"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() you just wet your finger and push em back up ![]() | |||
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"Find decent bread in the shops." I’m from NY. We have bagels. | |||
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"Find decent bread in the shops. I’m from NY. We have bagels." i had a bagel for breakfast and I'm hungry I'm having one for lunch ![]() | |||
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"Find decent bread in the shops. I’m from NY. We have bagels.i had a bagel for breakfast and I'm hungry I'm having one for lunch ![]() By wetting your finger and pushing it up your bum? Respect Fred! Respect ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Find decent bread in the shops. I’m from NY. We have bagels.i had a bagel for breakfast and I'm hungry I'm having one for lunch ![]() ![]() ![]() not the bagel sniffer the plum ![]() | |||
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"Find decent bread in the shops. I’m from NY. We have bagels." Are these in small bakeries or the big supermarkets? | |||
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