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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Pronounce aluminium correctly?

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Pronounce aluminium correctly? "
good shout

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Dodge the hot dog stands

Nom nom nom!

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

(Subtle innuendos follow)

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

[Removed by poster at 07/01/24 11:38:41]

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Dodge the hot dog stands

Nom nom nom! "

loaded

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised"
Oh i think they do in little England

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Pronounce aluminium correctly? "

Al-u-min-i-um…

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised"

Or even make tea? Have you seen the tea in a microwave travesty?!?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised"

That’s the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a passport

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Pronounce aluminium correctly?

Al-u-min-i-um… "

and here comes a feisty american woman

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised

Or even make tea? Have you seen the tea in a microwave travesty?!?

"

I don’t know anyone who does that.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Avoid paying taxes to the IRS when she later emigrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pronounce aluminium correctly?

Al-u-min-i-um… "

Aloo min um

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Get a passport "

I have more than one

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Avoid paying taxes to the IRS when she later emigrated.

"

That… is unfortunately very true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised

Or even make tea? Have you seen the tea in a microwave travesty?!?

I don’t know anyone who does that."

The septics do..........it’s awful

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I don't drink tea so not a clue on that one

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised

Or even make tea? Have you seen the tea in a microwave travesty?!?

I don’t know anyone who does that."

I saw it on the internet so I know it's true.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I don't drink tea so not a clue on that one "

We know you’re on your fourth bloody Mary already, Fred.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Get a passport

I have more than one "

omg a criminal taboot

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Can't spell labour correctly plus several other words. Always missing the u.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Drink tea from a bone China teacup with her little pinky finger poised

Or even make tea? Have you seen the tea in a microwave travesty?!?

I don’t know anyone who does that.

I saw it on the internet so I know it's true."

That’s right, nobody lies on the internet.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I don't drink tea so not a clue on that one

We know you’re on your fourth bloody Mary already, Fred."

naaa gave up drinking in October

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Can't spell labour correctly plus several other words. Always missing the u."

My spellcheck does it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pronounce aluminium correctly? "

Or oregano

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I don't drink tea so not a clue on that one

We know you’re on your fourth bloody Mary already, Fred.naaa gave up drinking in October "

Maybe

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Pronounce aluminium correctly?

Or oregano "

It’s pronounced… USA! USA!!

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Isn't she a little pocket rocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please I have spent a lot of time working in America and this is giving me flashbacks........I thought I’d escaped

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? "

Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Please I have spent a lot of time working in America and this is giving me flashbacks........I thought I’d escaped"

There is no escape. Mwahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do? "

Sarah Pallin?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do?

Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch."

*blows you a kiss*

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do?

Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch."

exactly American football i just don't get all the padding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a passport

I have more than one "

Are you a dual, no I mean a jewel

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do?

Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch.

*blows you a kiss*"

Well kiss backatcha, but note I said "most of us" Skynbyrd.

We'd both get bored if kicking the other into touch became that easy xxxx

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do?

Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch.exactly American football i just don't get all the padding "

They’re animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do?

Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch.exactly American football i just don't get all the padding "

Hunter S Thompson said of American Football

It’s the American way, to much of everything, players, officials and popcorn....

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Drive on the correct side of the road.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Lived a woman of stature she could hunt, she could flirt, she could tantilise but what couldn't she do?

Not a lot probably, including kicking most of us into touch.exactly American football i just don't get all the padding

They’re animals "

so is pepperami

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"Pronounce aluminium correctly?

Al-u-min-i-um… "

It's a weird one because the Americans got naming rights as they discovered the element. We just added an extra i because it offended us not to have it in there!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Drive on the correct side of the road. "

I carry my sword on the other side…

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car. "

Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet…

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car.

Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… "

omg you never

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car.

Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… "

Yes, but we’ve civilised you so now you know what these things are.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Avoid paying taxes to the IRS when she later emigrated.

That… is unfortunately very true."

no taxation without what exactly?/ Land of the free, nah.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Drive a manual gearbox.

Say Worcestershire.

Walk away from an argument instead of shooting the person.

The mr

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Pronounce aluminium correctly?

Or oregano "

and the other 'erbs

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car.

Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never "

Maybe

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car.

Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet…

Yes, but we’ve civilised you so now you know what these things are. "

Have you, though?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Find decent bread in the shops.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Drive a manual gearbox.

Say Worcestershire.

Walk away from an argument instead of shooting the person.

The mr "

1. True

2. Worster-sher

3. I am Yosemite Sam.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car.

Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never

Maybe "

absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car.

Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never

Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender "

That’s what you think. I fucking love my car.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car.

Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never

Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender

That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. "

really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Incoming

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car.

Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never

Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender

That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar "

No, if they’re a yank it would be Jagwaa.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car.

Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never

Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender

That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar

No, if they’re a yank it would be Jagwaa. "

true but thinking about it shes only little she'd have to have a booster seat

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car.

Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never

Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender

That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar

No, if they’re a yank it would be Jagwaa. true but thinking about it shes only little she'd have to have a booster seat "

*grumbles*

Yes. Fine. I do use a pillow.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Incoming "
Boeing 747?

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car.

Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never

Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender

That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar

No, if they’re a yank it would be Jagwaa. true but thinking about it shes only little she'd have to have a booster seat

*grumbles*

Yes. Fine. I do use a pillow. "

piles as well lol

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car.

Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never

Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender

That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar

No, if they’re a yank it would be Jagwaa. true but thinking about it shes only little she'd have to have a booster seat

*grumbles*

Yes. Fine. I do use a pillow. piles as well lol "

Thank Christ I’ve never had that problem.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I’ll have you know I steep my tea in a proper teapot!

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Tell you where the bonnet and boot were on her car.

Tell you who or what is in the boot and who or what I’ve done on the bonnet… omg you never

Maybe absolutely no respect for your cars you'll dent the fender hence the expression fender bender

That’s what you think. I fucking love my car. really what do you drive let me guess a Jaguar

No, if they’re a yank it would be Jagwaa. true but thinking about it shes only little she'd have to have a booster seat

*grumbles*

Yes. Fine. I do use a pillow. piles as well lol

Thank Christ I’ve never had that problem."

you just wet your finger and push em back up

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Find decent bread in the shops."

I’m from NY. We have bagels.

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Find decent bread in the shops.

I’m from NY. We have bagels."

i had a bagel for breakfast and I'm hungry I'm having one for lunch

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Find decent bread in the shops.

I’m from NY. We have bagels.i had a bagel for breakfast and I'm hungry I'm having one for lunch "

By wetting your finger and pushing it up your bum?

Respect Fred!

Respect .

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By *TG3 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Find decent bread in the shops.

I’m from NY. We have bagels.i had a bagel for breakfast and I'm hungry I'm having one for lunch

By wetting your finger and pushing it up your bum?

Respect Fred!

Respect ."

not the bagel sniffer the plum

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Find decent bread in the shops.

I’m from NY. We have bagels."

Are these in small bakeries or the big supermarkets?

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Bagels are everywhere

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