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"Make me believe he thinks I'm an actual human and not just a selection of orifices ![]() Are they genuine or lies? Can you smell if theyre deceitful | |||
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"They usually tell me that they've got the biggest cock in the area and that all other men have given up, so they're all I've got unless I want to die a renewed virgin" Your in Manchester but I can tell you how to get here. Because your the most beautiful woman I've ever seen | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J" Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() | |||
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"They usually tell me that they've got the biggest cock in the area and that all other men have given up, so they're all I've got unless I want to die a renewed virgin Your in Manchester but I can tell you how to get here. Because your the most beautiful woman I've ever seen" I'm well aware how to get to Milton Keynes, thank you. And I'm glad you appreciate my wonky parsnip. I'm sure you can get one yourself. | |||
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"Make me believe he thinks I'm an actual human and not just a selection of orifices ![]() Ah if they put enough effort in to be convincing they at least deserve a blowie right? ![]() | |||
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"Make me believe he thinks I'm an actual human and not just a selection of orifices ![]() ![]() Don't make them put in too much effort. We women are dim and should put out. | |||
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"Not try to manipulate me into sex " Hello beautiful. Why I think your smashing ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A pint & a bag of pork scratchings and I’m anyone’s." You truly are Stella | |||
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"Not try to manipulate me into sex Hello beautiful. Why I think your smashing ![]() ![]() What colour are my eyes? | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock. ![]() | |||
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"Not try to manipulate me into sex Hello beautiful. Why I think your smashing ![]() ![]() I'll buy you a brown ale ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() Neither does OP | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() I'd do you. I'll even let your mister watch ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() In. | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() No need to be bitchy Only because I turned you down ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() Mic drop! | |||
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"I fall for everything. " I'll buy you a guiness and a cornetto to dunk in it | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you. Mister is particularly pleased at this turn of events. ![]() | |||
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"It's especially effective when they've never even seen my face. " It's fucking hot when guys assume we're stupid, isn't it? | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() No false flattery for me OP? Wounded. ![]() | |||
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"It's especially effective when they've never even seen my face. It's fucking hot when guys assume we're stupid, isn't it?" Did I say your stupid? | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() Now you’re just out and out lying… like you were about your 10 inch penis ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If you and swing are too busy with each other I'm sure I can keep beef occupied for a moment ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() You blocked me so nothing I can comment on | |||
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"It's especially effective when they've never even seen my face. It's fucking hot when guys assume we're stupid, isn't it? Did I say your stupid?" I'm sure you're aware that it's possible to talk about a category of people and not include every single member of that category in it. | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is it my fault you can't read numbers on a ruler ? ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() You could admire my rapier wit ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() do you know that when the EU came in with their foreign measures, they brought a second side to the ruler? | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know cm from my inches. If 10 inches isn't big then what is? | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You call it rapier I call it a pen knife ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 11 inches ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why not 10.5 oh) 10 inches is not well endowed then. | |||
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"I know cm from my inches. If 10 inches isn't big then what is? 11 inches ![]() Not well endowed enough to make up for the personality at least ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's because you're not great at measurement. ![]() | |||
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"I know cm from my inches. If 10 inches isn't big then what is? 11 inches ![]() ![]() Personality is better than cock size? | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And you think I've a big ego ![]() | |||
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"Not try to manipulate me into sex Hello beautiful. Why I think your smashing ![]() ![]() ![]() Strikes out... | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There's a single woman on this thread arguing with me and she's got more bottle than you have! "Rapier"!.. pah! | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just the ego though ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Not try to manipulate me into sex Hello beautiful. Why I think your smashing ![]() ![]() ![]() I meant wkd blue ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wasn't really arguing. This was a bit of fun. Until it's not anymore. Enjoy your magnificent cock. J | |||
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"I know cm from my inches. If 10 inches isn't big then what is? 11 inches ![]() ![]() Obviously. I've got a 16 inch tentacle in my bedroom. If I'm dealing with another human they just need to be at least tolerable. | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() More than what you got ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You are correct. I don't have an ego ![]() | |||
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"I know cm from my inches. If 10 inches isn't big then what is? 11 inches ![]() ![]() THANK YOU! A straight honest answer at last! Why couldn't the others just say that ffs! | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Or 10 inches either ![]() | |||
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"I’ll take the chocolates please. Is wine an option?" Yeah go on! You twisted my arm | |||
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"In my experience the men who say they have a big dick are the ones with 1/2 inches at best " "Big" is a subjective 10 inches is actually a measurement | |||
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"In my experience the men who say they have a big dick are the ones with 1/2 inches at best " We’ve been rumbled lads | |||
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"I’ll take the chocolates please. Is wine an option? Yeah go on! You twisted my arm " Yay! Get ya coat. And make sure it’s Cadbury’s ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only down my throat ![]() | |||
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"So what I'm getting from this thread is that some men come into discussions with women with their minds made up, and then pester the poor women until the women coddle their egos by telling them they're correct. The rest is just noise to them. It seems like a real impediment. Maybe they should seek medical attention." Wow that's quite a large comprehensive amount of conclusion, supasition and accusation, wow! | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Uurrgh that's dangerous | |||
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep. Catch you all tomorrow " dont trip on your winky on the way to bed | |||
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"In my experience the men who say they have a big dick are the ones with 1/2 inches at best "Big" is a subjective 10 inches is actually a measurement" ![]() | |||
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep. Catch you all tomorrow dont trip on your winky on the way to bed" He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed ![]() | |||
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep. Catch you all tomorrow dont trip on your winky on the way to bed He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed ![]() he walks using it...... A 3 legged race ![]() | |||
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you! J Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep. Catch you all tomorrow dont trip on your winky on the way to bed He puts it in a sling Shot to fire himself up to bed ![]() genius | |||
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep. Catch you all tomorrow dont trip on your winky on the way to bed He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed ![]() An imaginary sling for an imaginary dick ![]() | |||
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep. Catch you all tomorrow dont trip on your winky on the way to bed He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed ![]() ![]() Nah.. I fit wheels on it | |||
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep. Catch you all tomorrow " ![]() | |||
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"Mr rude is now officially asleep z z z zz z z z " Leave the quilt on the floor for me please ![]() | |||
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"Mr rude is now officially asleep z z z zz z z z Leave the quilt on the floor for me please ![]() Err..NO! | |||
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep. Catch you all tomorrow dont trip on your winky on the way to bed He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed ![]() ![]() A willy wheelchair! Does yours have suspension? | |||
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"A pint & a bag of pork scratchings and I’m anyone’s." Now she tells me! ![]() | |||
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep. Catch you all tomorrow dont trip on your winky on the way to bed He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed ![]() ![]() it's sooo big ![]() | |||
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep. Catch you all tomorrow dont trip on your winky on the way to bed He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed ![]() ![]() ![]() Your wheelchair? What's the max weight rating? Mine's 100kg ![]() | |||
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep. Catch you all tomorrow dont trip on your winky on the way to bed He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hiya gorgeous xx ![]() | |||
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