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By *ornucopia OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Bexley

Who likes spending money on feeding birds and is there any benefit?

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By *obilebottomMan
46 weeks ago

All over

Always good to do throughout the year but need to know what and how you do it

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By *stwo2023Couple
46 weeks ago

Worcester

I don't buy fat balls but I will put some oats and wild bird seed in to any fat from cooking bacon or beef etc as it helps clean the pan and provides food for the birds.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
46 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

No. And they shit on me washing.

I tend to find starlings using the feeders in the back, noisy rabble. The birds who use the front feeders seem to be a more distinguished clientele

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Who likes spending money on feeding birds and is there any benefit?"

My birds that pop in not eating them. More for my seeds. They do at times eat the balls. Not sure why they not.. Maybe they do when out. Of course feeding our birds is part of our ecosystem.

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
46 weeks ago

Tamworth

We make our own.

We get alot less birds in the gardens now though as the lovely green fields at the back of ours have now been built on.

A win for social housing, 100 houses & flat added, all council owned. But a loss for wildlife. Birds, bat's, hedgehogs all pretty much disappeared. Still lots of foxes though

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Always good to do throughout the year but need to know what and how you do it"

I have love heart shaped fat ball feeder you just pop them in.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"We make our own.

We get alot less birds in the gardens now though as the lovely green fields at the back of ours have now been built on.

A win for social housing, 100 houses & flat added, all council owned. But a loss for wildlife. Birds, bat's, hedgehogs all pretty much disappeared. Still lots of foxes though "

I have wood pidgeons, swallows nothing else. Housing has destroyed many of what you said.

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By *a LunaWoman
46 weeks ago

South Wales

I did this during lockdown. The little blighters would eat all the food in one sitting and then fecked off to another garden.

We do have a regular squirrel (Mr Tibbs) that visits our garden every year and we have a Robin who visits too. The Robin came as close as my feet when i was pottering about one time. That was quite awesome, I felt like Snow White.

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By *avexxMan
46 weeks ago

cheshire

yes i put them get lots of blue tits . great tit sometimes long tailed tits,plenty of gold finches,, local sparrow hawk buzzing about

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Yes. I have 2 bird feeders outside my bedroom window that I keep topped up and almost every day I get the joy of watching the sparrows come and feast. Sometimes other things too, tits, magpies even. I've deliberately left the hedge up the side of the garden to, they seem to like it in there and it helps keep them around I leave bits and pieces to go to seed for them in autumn too and in the summer I've got a patch of alpine strawberries I leave uncovered they can have at. There are brambles in the alley behind the house too and I don't cut it back until the birds have had at all the fruits. I do what I can for birds, I take great joy in watching them.

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By *a LunaWoman
46 weeks ago

South Wales


"yes i put them get lots of blue tits . great tit sometimes long tailed tits,plenty of gold finches,, local sparrow hawk buzzing about"

I’m not suprised that all the tits visit your garden Dave. It’s because you’re so sexy!

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By *avexxMan
46 weeks ago

cheshire


"yes i put them get lots of blue tits . great tit sometimes long tailed tits,plenty of gold finches,, local sparrow hawk buzzing about

I’m not suprised that all the tits visit your garden Dave. It’s because you’re so sexy! "
.. and so are you luna x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
46 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I always feed the Birds. Normally use Suet pellets. Last few years I’ve had nesting Great Tits and have a camera in the bird box.

Squirrels and pigeons are a pain though!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

My tits aren't into fat balls

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
46 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Skinny Dick

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By *ife NinjaMan
46 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"My tits aren't into fat balls"

From the evidence, I'd like my balls in your boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"My tits aren't into fat balls

From the evidence, I'd like my balls in your boobs "

Rude

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
46 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I really need to get my mind out of the gutter.

I came here for the fat testicles.

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By *ife NinjaMan
46 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"My tits aren't into fat balls

From the evidence, I'd like my balls in your boobs

Rude"

#humour

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"My tits aren't into fat balls

From the evidence, I'd like my balls in your boobs

Rude

#humour "

Didn't laugh

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
46 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"I really need to get my mind out of the gutter.

I came here for the fat testicles. "

I’ll swap mine for food

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By *ife NinjaMan
46 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"My tits aren't into fat balls

From the evidence, I'd like my balls in your boobs

Rude

#humour

Didn't laugh"

Can't please them all

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By *ent57Man
46 weeks ago

... where the streets have no name!


"I really need to get my mind out of the gutter.

I came here for the fat testicles. "

... I thin some birds might eat them as well if they were left out too long

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I love fat balls… but then I am a Littlebird

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By *ornucopia OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Bexley


"My tits aren't into fat balls"

It took a little while for the thread to get going, but I now detect a change.

I thought it would be fun to pick a title which would attract the curious on a dull day like this. It is a shame that Fab doesn't use a 'views' counter.

Back in the days when most of my male friends were swayed by lads' culture, if any of them came to my front door during daylight, I would say to them in a conspiratorial stage whisper "Quick, come and look at the tits on this bit of stuff out at the back".

When they had rushed through the kitchen full of expectation, only to view a chicken carcass dangling, I would mutter "Damn, they have flown away".

Needless to say, this trick only worked once on each guest.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
46 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I buy suet balls and we have shitloads of house sparrows, I'm putting up a nesting box for them this year, as they keep my flowers pest free

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"My tits aren't into fat balls

It took a little while for the thread to get going, but I now detect a change.

I thought it would be fun to pick a title which would attract the curious on a dull day like this. It is a shame that Fab doesn't use a 'views' counter.

Back in the days when most of my male friends were swayed by lads' culture, if any of them came to my front door during daylight, I would say to them in a conspiratorial stage whisper "Quick, come and look at the tits on this bit of stuff out at the back".

When they had rushed through the kitchen full of expectation, only to view a chicken carcass dangling, I would mutter "Damn, they have flown away".

Needless to say, this trick only worked once on each guest."

I've no idea what you mean. The tits in my garden prefer other food.

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