FabSwingers.com forum: Am I hyper masculine?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just declined to watch Barbie the movie, and I’ve been called out !

What makes a person hyper masculine? Are you?

Surely I’m not, I put rainbows after my text and everthing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been carved from granite Woody

watch it as much as you like!!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

You’re lucky I had to go to the cinema to

Watch it! I couldn’t get away

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Im not im clearly far too soft now

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I just declined to watch Barbie the movie, and I’ve been called out !

What makes a person hyper masculine? Are you?

Surely I’m not, I put rainbows after my text and everthing!

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no i wouldn't watch it either

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Apparrently you need:

Confidence

Physical Strength

Emotional Intelligence

Assertiveness

Dependability

Leadership Abilities

Resilience

See how many you can tick off. Alternatively if you like quiche you may not be the best example of masculinity. I am not that fond of quiche so obviously I make the grade.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie"

It’s a girls film

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparrently you need:

Confidence

Physical Strength

Emotional Intelligence

Assertiveness

Dependability

Leadership Abilities

Resilience

See how many you can tick off. Alternatively if you like quiche you may not be the best example of masculinity. I am not that fond of quiche so obviously I make the grade.

Not only do I like quiche, I make a bloody good one. (I just can’t spell it!)

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Apparrently you need:

Confidence

Physical Strength

Emotional Intelligence

Assertiveness

Dependability

Leadership Abilities

Resilience

See how many you can tick off. Alternatively if you like quiche you may not be the best example of masculinity. I am not that fond of quiche so obviously I make the grade.

Not only do I like quiche, I make a bloody good one. (I just can’t spell it!) "

Oh this has reminded me I have one in the fridge. I hope it’s still in date

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie

It’s a girls film

Fair enough, if you don't enjoy seeing feminist themes in movies then you probably wouldn't get on with this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie

It’s a girls film

Does this make me a man? Because I've not watched it either

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie

It’s a girls film

Does this make me a man? Because I've not watched it either

I wouldn’t bother. It’s crap

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Apparrently you need:

Confidence

Physical Strength

Emotional Intelligence

Assertiveness

Dependability

Leadership Abilities

Resilience

See how many you can tick off. Alternatively if you like quiche you may not be the best example of masculinity. I am not that fond of quiche so obviously I make the grade.

Not only do I like quiche, I make a bloody good one. (I just can’t spell it!) "

There you go then

Can I have the recipe please

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

It’s a catch 22

On the one hand Margot Robbie

On the other hand it’s a movie about Barbie

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

"I just declined to watch Barbie the movie, and I’ve been called out !

What makes a person hyper masculine? Are you?

Surely I’m not, I put rainbows after my text and everthing!

Are you a self identified alpha?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I spit in a bucket and lift weights. Is that the sort of thing you’re looking for?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie

It’s a girls film

It’s an awful film and that has nothing to do with the who the target audience is.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie

It’s a girls film

Does this make me a man? Because I've not watched it either

Same

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie

It’s a girls film

Fair enough, if you don't enjoy seeing feminist themes in movies then you probably wouldn't get on with this one

I agree it's definitely not a girls film. We watched it together and really enjoyed it!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I like girls films but I didn’t like the Barbie film. It was shit.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"It’s a catch 22

On the one hand Margot Robbie

On the other hand it’s a movie about Barbie

Exactly.

I am not a girly girl and hated dolls as a child.

I get thst it's a feminist film, but Barbie and the full on PINK is not for me.

So, will not be watching it.

Nita

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie

It’s a girls film

Does this make me a man? Because I've not watched it either

I wouldn’t bother. It’s crap "
i saw the trailer and agreed isn't Margot Kidder the actress I've seen her in a couple of films i liked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie

It’s a girls film

Does this make me a man? Because I've not watched it either

I wouldn’t bother. It’s crap "

Phew. I think I might be making the right choice.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I just declined to watch Barbie the movie, and I’ve been called out !

What makes a person hyper masculine? Are you?

Surely I’m not, I put rainbows after my text and everthing!

I wouldn’t watch it either and I’m a woman

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie

It’s a girls film

Does this make me a man? Because I've not watched it either

I wouldn’t bother. It’s crap

Phew. I think I might be making the right choice.

Or we can watch it together. And not really watch it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It’s a catch 22

On the one hand Margot Robbie

On the other hand it’s a movie about Barbie

Exactly.

I am not a girly girl and hated dolls as a child.

I get thst it's a feminist film, but Barbie and the full on PINK is not for me.

So, will not be watching it.

Nita "

I hate pink. I hate Barbie dolls. I never had dolls as a child. But I enjoyed the Barbie film. It's nothing to do with playing with toy dolls at all. I suspended my hatred of Barbie and pink and was pleasantly surprised, to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie

It’s a girls film

Does this make me a man? Because I've not watched it either

I wouldn’t bother. It’s crap

Phew. I think I might be making the right choice.

Or we can watch it together. And not really watch it

Barbie and chill?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie

It’s a girls film

Does this make me a man? Because I've not watched it either

I wouldn’t bother. It’s crap

Phew. I think I might be making the right choice.

Or we can watch it together. And not really watch it

Barbie and chill?

Haha. I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t seen Barbie. Not intention to either.

* Glow contemplates their hyper masculinity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven’t seen Barbie. Not intention to either.

* Glow contemplates their hyper masculinity. "

*ithadtobeyou contemplates the end of narrative and a shorter username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You even put rainbows after your comments making digs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You even put rainbows after your comments making digs

That's surely what the hyper-masculine do?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You even put rainbows after your comments making digs

That's surely what the hyper-masculine do?!!!"

Yep. It’s true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You even put rainbows after your comments making digs

That's surely what the hyper-masculine do?!!!

Yep. It’s true

Thanks! Now I can spot them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You even put rainbows after your comments making digs

Cute.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"It’s a catch 22

On the one hand Margot Robbie

On the other hand it’s a movie about Barbie

Exactly.

I am not a girly girl and hated dolls as a child.

I get thst it's a feminist film, but Barbie and the full on PINK is not for me.

So, will not be watching it.

Nita

Same, I watched it with my Daughter in Law and loved it. She dragged my son to watch it and he loved it too

I believe it's a film everyone needs to see at least once.

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By *ittle. BeaverWoman
over a year ago

Launceston

Woody unless you go around beating your chest, going grrr, and calling women 'bints/heffers ' I'd say you were normal masculine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woody unless you go around beating your chest, going grrr, and calling women 'bints/heffers ' I'd say you were normal masculine!

I’ll take normal…. But hyper does sound a level higher, so I don’t know which should be better? I’m now confused with it all.

I just didn’t want to watch the film and got into an argument why??

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yes. But I don't think it has anything to do with Barbie.

Or...

No. But I don't think it has anything to do with Barbie.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I've no idea what hyper masculine means, but Barbie is fucking brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only hyper masculine person here is me! No ifs, no buts. I look and act like a manly man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. But I don't think it has anything to do with Barbie.

Or...

No. But I don't think it has anything to do with Barbie."

….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've no idea what hyper masculine means, but Barbie is fucking brilliant! "

I had it all explained to me. Ffs, he mansplained it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You even put rainbows after your comments making digs

Cute.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yes. But I don't think it has anything to do with Barbie.

Or...

No. But I don't think it has anything to do with Barbie.

….

You're welcome. I hope that cleared it up.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x"

Barbie is a girls film.

Action man is a boys film. X

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x"

I knew I should not have been watching the Little house on the prairie. Too late now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x"

Teenage mutant ninja turtles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x

I knew I should not have been watching the Little house on the prairie. Too late now

So many memories as a kid watching that.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x

I knew I should not have been watching the Little house on the prairie. Too late now

So many memories as a kid watching that.

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x"

Shawshank redemption for boys

Something nice and simple for the ladies.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

It's shite. You haven't missed anything.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x

Barbie is a girls film.

Action man is a boys film. X"

Nope. They’re both shit. 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x

Barbie is a girls film.

Action man is a boys film. X

Nope. They’re both shit. 100% "

Ok ok try this.

Pitch perfect for girls.

Team America for boys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x

I knew I should not have been watching the Little house on the prairie. Too late now

So many memories as a kid watching that.

Me too

I bet you watched the Waltons too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x

Barbie is a girls film.

Action man is a boys film. X

Nope. They’re both shit. 100% "

Haha. Don’t hold back!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x

Barbie is a girls film.

Action man is a boys film. X

Nope. They’re both shit. 100%

Haha. Don’t hold back! "

I won’t. Always

* it’s my condition… of being direct

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

"Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie"

Surely "my preference" or "no means no" is enough? And that decision should be respected.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Depends on your reason for not watching the Barbie movie

It’s a girls film

Fair enough, if you don't enjoy seeing feminist themes in movies then you probably wouldn't get on with this one

From an abject feminist

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Yeah... I enjoyed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And Shawshank. Should I not have? Cos I'm a girl and the protagonists are male?

Girls' film, boys' film, what a bag of shite

Mrs TMN x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Ok ok try this.

Pitch perfect for girls.

Team America for boys. "

Wait, so girls get good films and boys get shit ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah... I enjoyed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And Shawshank. Should I not have? Cos I'm a girl and the protagonists are male?

Girls' film, boys' film, what a bag of shite

Mrs TMN x"

No you should not have! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok try this.

Pitch perfect for girls.

Team America for boys.

Wait, so girls get good films and boys get shit ones?

It’s the way of the world man

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x"

When Harry Met Sally is this boy's favourite film...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x

When Harry Met Sally is this boy's favourite film..."

You forgot to tag me x

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x

When Harry Met Sally is this boy's favourite film...

You forgot to tag me x"

Oh yep. @Pickle has impeccable taste, too...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"What is a girls' film?

And the flip side - what is a boys' film?

Mrs TMN x

Barbie is a girls film.

Action man is a boys film. X

Nope. They’re both shit. 100%

Ok ok try this.

Pitch perfect for girls.

Team America for boys. "

Two of my favourite films right there. A capella and a montage

Nah, you're not hypermasculine OP. No need to lose sleep.

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